I really don't know what to put on this thing-er!

I'M Sam!!(: YEAH THATS ME! I LOVE TO SWIM AND PLAY SOFTBALL. AS YOU CAN TELL I AM A GIRL IF YOU WANTED TO KNOW...YEAH THAT IS ME!! AHAH!!

I JUST HAD A POP SO YEAH WATCH OUT! JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK ! LOL!=D

If you love Jasper Hale more than Edward Cullen and if you think that Edward needs to get over himself and stop calling himself a monster, and stop thinking that he is the only one that has problems in Cullen family, and if you think that he needs to just go DIE IN A FREAKING HOLE BECAUSE JASPER WILL ALWAYS BE WAAAY BETTER THAN HIM... Copy and paste this onto your profile...or is that just me?

If you hear the voice of Jasper in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you think that Jasper absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're constantly thinking, "What would Emmett do?", then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Jasper got out of control in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that Jasper exists, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Jasper, copy and paste this onto your profile.

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"



Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you think Fang, from Maximum Ride, is the hottest dude you've never seen copy this into your profile.

If you are madly in love with a fictional character copy this onto your profile!

If I say Fang and you scream "Where?!" copy this onto your profile

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!

If you agree that Fang is 98% human, 2% bird, and 100% HOT, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you laughed out loud while reading Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy this onto your profile.

If you're obsessed with Max Ride to the point where it's not even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your friend(s) think(s) you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids -and their talking dog- and you don’t care copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you're absoloutely, uncrontollably in love with Fang, copy this into your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Miggyness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you wish The Flock were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you REALLY want Fang to be real and meet him, copy and past this to your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you get excited everytime there is FAXNESS, copy this onto your profile.

If you agree that Fang is Fangalicious, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever asked you what Maximum Ride is about, and they give you a look that says, do-I-really-hang-out with you? copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your type is tall, dark, winged and handsome copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Fang from Maximum Ride and drool over him, even though you have never even seen him, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have dreams where you are kidnapped to become a member of the Flock, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're going to go to a bar to get Bakon vodka once you're 21, copy and paste this into your profile. (Thanks Phoenix Fanatic!)

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you LOVE Percabeth, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you protect the enviroment for Grover, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile (lets see...who is my god parent?)

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile

If you have ever considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile

If you tried to control water and be like Percy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If every time you put on a Yankee cap, you think you'll turn invisible, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Well not sometimes. All the time. It's a wonder I still have friends!)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you ever annoy people just for fun copy this into your profile.

If you ever started an argument with yourself and lost copy this into your profile.

If you say 'yeah'...a lot copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air copy this into your profile.

If you wish a certain fictional character was real, copy this to your profile!

If you ever bumped into a wall, backed up, and bumped into it AGAIN, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

yeah, i hit like a girl but you could to if you hit a bit harder.

dont knock on deaths door, ring the bell and run. he hates that

my imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem

you cry i cry you laugh i laugh you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let's do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.