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Hey, I'm a Peach. I do photosynthesis and stuff. Yay for peaches! Peaches are great.

Current Favourite Story: Tending to the Soul by PotNPaN

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Forged Destiny by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 138 - Words: 992,709 - Reviews: 14035 - Favs: 5,736 - Follows: 6,129 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A.
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 352,531 - Reviews: 7124 - Favs: 7,297 - Follows: 8,096 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A.
RWBY: Tomorrow and Never Again by PaulXion reviews
The war has torn Remnant apart. The Hunters have failed and Grimms now lay siege to the city. Everyone we know and love are gone. But there was still a chance to set this right. A chance to change things... for better or for worse. And sadly, the only candidate left was the weakest among them. But perhaps... it was enough. Fan art by Keji Springfield!
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 119 - Words: 1,027,702 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Jaune A., Yang X.L., Blake B., Ruby R.
Avoiding Stupid Deaths in the 41st Millennium by erttheking reviews
A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,014 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Complete
Criminal Mastermind! by DragonManMax reviews
Once Roman Torchwick's most useless lackey, Jaune screwed up everything. Dust robberies, muggings, paperwork. Things change however on that one fateful day involving a bank robbery gone very, very wrong. Taught about being a gentleman thief by his mentor Roman, Jaune will take the world of Remnant by storm... As its one and only, honest to God, criminal mastermind.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,973 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/12/2017 - Roman T., Jaune A., Neo, Salem
Restart by Masseffect-TxS reviews
When the world is destroyed and all that he has known has been taken away from him. One man will unknowingly return to the past and prepare it for the future that is yet to come...just not the way he expected. I don't own RWBY or any of its spin-offs.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 140,596 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 2,464 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 12/11/2015 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Hypnotherapy by zelkova48 reviews
In an attempt to raise Jaune's low self-esteem, Pyrrha and Ruby employ an unorthodox method: hypnotism. Shockingly, the hypnosis works, and Jaune is now the very picture of confidence. Although, he is acting a little stranger than usual, but it shouldn't be anything too serious, right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 133,311 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Ruby R., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
HELLDIVERS: A Remnant Force by DELTAGOD reviews
A squad of Super Earths elite military force, the HELLDIVERS, are on a routine mission when a strange discovery is made on a Bug controlled world. A Medic, a Com Specialist, a Major and a Mute are about to find themselves in a world needing copious amounts of well-managed Democracy. Met with this strange new world how will our soldiers fare? HELLDIVERS/RWBY Crossover
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 117,823 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/5/2018 - Published: 1/7/2016 - OC
11 Essential Herbs and Spices by Akashic Records reviews
Drangleic is barren, and the Flame is dying. From across the world Undead flock to this ancient land. Some are mighty warriors, others powerful sorcerers or devout clerics. Except for one. A mere cook, he is armed only with a desire to become a master chef and a tome penned by an ancestor that details the culinary secrets of this land. Food, fun, and adventure await!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 201,824 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 7/25/2016 - OC, Shanalotte - Complete
Tending to the Soul by potNpaN reviews
Alcohol is a presence in all aspects of Humanity and Faunuskind. It breaks, helps, and heals. The people who serve it find they're the people who can help. After a rejection at Beacon, Jaune finds his place to belong at a bar, hoping to recover from his past mistakes by helping others in need. Cover: Hanisu93
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 129,597 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 2,654 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
DIVERGENCE REVAMP: The Prologue by Mr. Nobody or YARN reviews
After dying in the final battle against Salem, Jaune is sent back to the past with one power to take with him that he had gained in previous life. Problem 1, he's five. Problem 2, he hasn't unlocked his aura. Problem 3, he has no idea what his semblance even is anymore. Oh well, if he's going to save everyone, it's probably for the best if he gets a head start on it...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,078 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Big Brother: Ozpin by Arrancon reviews
Remember the time when the cast of RWBY had to share a penthouse with each other? Me neither, but here it is. Ships, Crack, Parody, Out-Of-Character, Naughty Words, Fluff, Dark Humor, Action, Drama, and whatever twists and turns I feel like writing. Prepare yourself.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 196,753 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Ozpin, Cinder F., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Resurgence by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Post Season 3 - The strongest are those who can get back up with the bitter taste of defeat still fresh in their mouths. Ruby and her new team are trying to save as many as they can while they wait for Cinder's next move. But Cinder has a new weapon in store for the huntsmen in training. And this weapon wears a familiar face... :: JaunexPyrrha, eventual JaunexRuby
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 152 - Words: 675,697 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 5/30/2017 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Team CFVY, Team SSSN - Complete
The Ascension of a King by Masseffect-TxS reviews
After a rather harsh rejection from Weiss Schnee, Jaune realizes that he needed to stop chasing her and become stronger. With the help of his team and that of Ruby, Yang and Blake. He will strive to become the hero he dreams to be. All the while hiding a secret that would rock the world of RWBY.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,819 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 5/30/2017 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Jaune A.
One Week by VariousStories reviews
The job paid well, it wasn't too dangerous and what work he did need to do was simple. It was easy, almost too easy, but he wasn't about to look a gift horse in the mouth. For once, he wish he did, because now he has a bunch of realistic animatronics trying to kill him one moment and then trying to be his friend the next. Bi-Polar robots. Lovely. [AU, FNAF-esque AU]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,226 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 4/6/2017 - Published: 10/13/2016 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Nora V., Team RWBY - Complete
Why can't I just take Shanalotte on adventures with me? by Gensh reviews
Flung into the distant future, the victorious Chosen Undead searches for a way back in time in order to prevent this awful sequel from occurring in the first place. Follows "Take the Ring."
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,307 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Cleric - Complete
Picking Up The Pieces by Etheriell reviews
After the Fall, Ruby has disappeared. Yang has broken, finding solace at the bottom of a bottle. Weiss has lost herself in a haze of violence. And Blake just wants to bring her family back. What will it take to pick up the pieces left behind of such loss?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 146,756 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 2/4/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Branwen by Seeker Pendragon reviews
She was cold, and she was also feared by many, even her own brother feared her. She had long ago accepted that she was dangerous. She was fine with being alone, she was a loner anyway. She was sure that even her own blood would fear her to. Yet she didn't think she could ever bear her son fearing her, even if they're not related by blood.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,601 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 2,669 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Jaune A., Raven B.
Chains of the Kindred by Solvdrage reviews
A HaloWarhammer 40K crossover. Two besieged branches of Humanity, separated by time and space have been reunited. And there is only War!
Crossover - Warhammer & Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 155,118 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/24/2007
Divergence by Mr. Nobody or YARN reviews
Jaune was ready to die when he fell off the cliff, he was tired of the war his life had become. Of course when he fell and was offered a second chance he took it. But in typical fashion, Jaune got tricked as he failed to clarify one thing: HOW FAR BACK HE WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO GO! AU of Jaune Arc's Pain! Swearing! Time Travel fic! Troubled, Grimm, Powerful, and Skilled Jaune!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,934 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Jaune A.
Cat's Paw by LaughingLefou reviews
He wasn't angry at her for being rejected. No, not at all. He was, however getting really sick of being called a dunce. Evil? Yes, but revenge is a dish best served through proxy. Popcorn, anyone? (One-shot. Slight Arkos. Slight Weiss-bashing. Heavy physical Weiss bashing.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 276 - Published: 3/8/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Weiss S., L. Ren - Complete
Just Another Day in the Seychelles by The Fighting Irishman reviews
Life on Mother Base can be fun. It can be sad. It can be manic. It can be heartwarming. It can be terrifying. It can be depressing. It can be hopeful. But there is one thing the men and women stationed in the Seychelles can all agree on: it is *never* dull.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,287 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Ocelot, Venom S., K. Miller, Quiet
Why can't I just take the ring after I fight Artorias? by Gensh reviews
Questioning only briefly why he's there anyway, a human from the real world ignores the rules of the game and drags Oscar of Astora on a grand adventure to discover the truth of the conflict between Light and Dark. But more importantly to impress his waifu.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 184,669 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Cleric, Witch Beatrice, Oscar, Knight of Astora, Siegmeyer of Catarina - Complete
The Red Queen by Dravyn LeCrux reviews
Ruby's life was going great. But after jealousy rears it's ugly head, she finds herself alone. Betrayed by the other students in her grade, abandoned by her friends, and left to die at their very hands, Ruby must struggle to live and find her vengeance. With darkness growing in her heart, Ruby finds the power to take the shadows she previously fought, and make them her thorns.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,443 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Ruby R. - Complete
Mute Arc by destinyTail0 reviews
What if Jaune Arc can't talk?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 114,077 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Jaune A.
DARKISH SOULS by Queen Sydon reviews
Seek Guidance; Hurl Lightning Spear. Everything starts to make sense. Praise the motherf &*ing sun.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,362 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Solaire of Astora - Complete
Chronicles of the Burger Marines by purplefishman reviews
The Burger Marines... One of the strangest chapters of the Imperium... Dedicated to feed all the actors of the WH40K universe... There are thousands of strange stories that take place in their restaurants. Here are some of them.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 37,751 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011
Just eat it by The Holy Beergut reviews
So, how does it taste?
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,908 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004