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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. Well my name says it all, what it doesnt say is that im female and 18 years old, currently a university student studying BA Hons in History :D This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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Veela Various by Cibbler reviews
A few months after the final battle Fleur's Veela magic choose Harry as her mate. It doesn't quite stop there though, as Hermione Granger is about to find out. H/Hr/F, Harry/Hermione/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,273 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3316 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Kindness of Semi Strangers by Freddie Stardust reviews
Bella would rather not have a fuss made over yet another near-death experience - until she meets the man making the fuss. Rated M for a very good reason - don't read it if you can't handle some lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,393 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Lust by slythergirl reviews
SMUT/LEMONS. Warning: RAPE! Hermione creates a potion to get Ron's attention, but gets his fathers attention instead. More than she bargained for!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Hermione G., Arthur W. - Complete
Turn to Stone by nikkipattinson reviews
Both damaged, Edward and Bella meet and the chemistry is instantaneous. Will she still love him when she discovers that he is the criminal defense attorney that got her rapist acquitted just two days before her attack?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 256,929 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Broken Hearted by HPFlightlessBird reviews
Bella arrives to a psychiatric ward after a suicide attempt. Dr. Carlisle Cullen comes back from a vacation and finds the new patient, Bella, in a very bad condition. Will he be able to save her? And will she be able to save him? M for later chapters! AU!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Carlisle, Bella
And Beneath That, A Rebel Heart by missparker85 reviews
“I’m sorry,” she says, finding her voice. “Do I know you?”
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,707 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - K. Janeway, T. Paris - Complete
The Halo of Tomorrow by Ryuutsu reviews
Dean/Castiel. Set in the episode 5x03. Castiel's "last night on Earth" and Dean's plans for it. Rated M for the certain sexually themed scene towards the end.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Seven Days in Hell by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
After Buttercup loses a bet with Him that will forfeit her soul, Bubbles begs Him for another option. So instead, she becomes Him's pet for seven days in exchange for Buttercup's soul. Hibbles.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,261 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bubbles, Him - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
The Banana by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is very sexually frustrated and needs release. But Edward wants to wait. However, she finds a banana and knows exactly what she wants to do to herself. OOC and VERY KINKY. One-shot! Read at your own risk!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hurt by WinndSinger reviews
What if Bella wasn't beautiful when she first met Edward? Shy, scared, alone, and hurt Bella comes to Forks at the request of Dr. Carlisle Cullen, who thinks he can help her battered legs regain their strength when other doctors have failed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,024 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Control by Miss Baby reviews
Who knows what you may gain once you're willing to give up control? JasperXRosalie. AU/AH/OOC-ish/lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Finding Beauty by Niamh929 reviews
Bella is tormented and tortured by her peers. When she has almost given up, beauty finds her ... in more than one way. BellaxEdward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,859 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
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HELP called save me from me? Or dont let me get me reviews
Sorry looking for a fic, not sure if its called "save me from me? Or dont let me get me" Or if you would mind telling me who the author is? Many thanks :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella
no such thing as fairy tales reviews
Hermione Centric,: basically the good guys loose and now anyone left are being given to their new masters to start new lives. im thinking a Atonin Dolohov/ Hermione Granger / Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hermione G.