Hi one and all, if you're reading this it means you've found me! Hope you enjoy the story(-ies, perhaps in the future)! If you don't, please say why or sssshhhh.

"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely." P.J. O'Rourke

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." Mark Twain

"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. " Emo Philips

If this has made you smile, then I've done my job. Read on.