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Joined 03-18-13, id: 4605737, Profile Updated: 06-07-13
Author has written 2 stories for Morganville Vampires.

Hello! Bonjour! Guten Tag! I'll be captain obvious and say that you've reached my profile. YAY! So I'm a teenage girl who is timid around the unknown...For my hobbies I play the saxophone and do various of other sports such as badminton,table tennis and swimming. Also, I'm thinking of joining the girls football team. :/ . I'll be uploading many stories from many series especially Morganville as it is my favourite.

For my fellow french friends:

Bonjour! J'habite en Angleterre mais je parle francais!!!!!!! J'aime les histoires romantiques et droles. Mes chanteurs preferes sont The Wanted, Hoodie Allen et Labrinth mais j'ecoute de la musique de beaucoup de chanteurs. C'est tout pour maintenant!!! Au revoir... :D

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I HAVE BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I am FAN a GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.

I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

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Shane I'm pregnant by Kiki-or-Coco reviews
Set during bite club; Shane's turned into a monster, fighting constantly with the other housemates and Claire; but now Claire needs Shane more than ever... but will he ever listen? A new style of fanfic, sort of wrote in diary style entries; with each of the housemates showing their own personal views. Please review with what you think and any ideas about the story xx
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 27,950 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Michael G., Shane C., Claire D., Eve R. - Complete
Walk Away by dry-shampoo reviews
A short Claire/Shane one-shot. Shane jumps to conclusions and starts to think.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
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Will she remember? reviews
Claire has left morganville due to bullying but when she comes back will she remember her friends and most importantly the love of her life? RATED T JUST TO BE SAFE! I promise you this story is worth reading, even though the summary is really bad.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,383 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Claire D., Shane C.
How did it start? reviews
This is a one shot about how Claire and Shane got together... Claire and Shane are both in high school and it is out of character. This is my first ever fanfic so please rate and review I would love that. DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS EXCEPT FOR XAVIER AND CATRIONNA! RATED T JUST TO BE SAFE!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete