What follows is a Homestuck fanfiction written by Nadia of "Homestuck-is-a-sin" fame. Seeing as how she posts 20 pages worth of new posts every day, I figured that this gem would get buried in the clutter and be lost to the ages. So it is also hosted here. Whether or not I personally agree with Nadia's politics is irrelevant. Enjoy. I do not own Homestuck or Homestuck-is-a-sin.