Spike gets pierced in a few interesting places. Set in Season 6.

He walked away from his true love for his career. Now, five years later, one phone call changes Edward Cullen's life in a way he never expected. AU/AH. Rated M for language.

Jamie and Claire sense an instant connection when they meet. So when Dougal makes it clear that he intends to wed Claire, she runs to Jamie, and he in turn, runs with her.

Edward is fresh out of military school, Bella is the ugly geek everyone picks on who catches his attention. Can she eventually save him from himself, and will he be what she wants? Will the rest ever see the beauty hidden within the Hideous Cygnus?

Both having a nasty habit for destroying each other's clothing, Spike and Buffy bump into each other while shopping to replace the items for Christmas (which of course somehow ends up in them removing some more).

It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!

REPOSTED! Bella has two secrets that she's keeping to herself. When she embarks on a journey to discover the ways to keep herself healthy through extracurricular activities, she's not expecting what happens. EB, AH, OOC.

Bella dated Edward in High School and he left her feeling worthless. A year later, she runs into Emmett at a party- and learns the truth behind her breakup with Edward. Can Emmett help her heal and learn to be appreciated? AH, M for Language/Lemons.

Bella Swan believes that all men will eventually cheat so she stays single. She vows never to let anyone in but her best friend's older brother wants her. Bad. He doesn't hide it and he won't give up until she's his. AH/Canon Lemons later, obviously. ExB

"How old are you?" "Eighteen." "...I should go." "No. Don't do that." "Do what?" "Underestimate me. My age doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing. Doesn't mean I can't make you feel good..." Summer lovin'. LifeguardWard. Lemons. Continuation. HIATUS.

They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"

This was my contribution to the "Squeeze My Lemon" Wednesdays, by Dirty Cheeky Monkeys. Bella thought she was happy until two men enter her life and change everything. Poly/Slash E/Em/B

Two years after their adventures in Zurich, Edward and Bella travel to New York for a steamy long weekend with Emmett. Part Three of the What Happens In... series. M/M/F threesome. Collab with MyLifeandHis.

Bella is 190 pounds and an outcast. Edward is the gorgeous new student that all the girls have their eyes on, but he doesn't seem to care. The outcast and the purposeful loner become friends. Maybe more?

Bella orders, Emmett delivers... They both enjoy more than just pizza. Drabble-fic, short and sweet. PWP, basically...

When Bella and Edward decide to remodel their kitchen, something unexpected happens. E/B/Em Smutty O/S

Emmett likes to treat a car like he treats a woman... with a loving hand. But what if his wife Bella misses his loving hand? AU, AH, lots of fun! O/S.

I'm sure we're all familiar with the cliche that starts with a knock and a willing pizza girl/guy... this is Bella and Edward's version : One shot

My contribution for Fandom4Texas. Pastry Chef Bella is in dire need of a bakery assistant. Ex-pro-football player Emmett rescues her from a broken cooler – and takes the job. How long can they work together before sparks, and flour, fly? Rated M: Lemons

Jacob asks Bella to think about something. And this is her answering it. Jacob/Bella one-shot.

Edward and Bella were best friends but at the age of five, her family decided to move to a town hours away from Forks. Separated by family. Damaged by friends who didn't understand. Brought together by fate. This is their story. AH/AU BxE

Will geeky Edward ever be able to talk to his crush, star volleyball player Bella Swan? Maybe his online friend can help... Now expanded into a story AH/OOC

Tempers flare and personalities clash as Bella cares for an injured Emmett, but does that hate translate into love? AU/AH.

Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.

After the family falls apart, Jasper and Bella make a life together. They ask Emmett to join them in that life. LEMONS & SLASH J/B/EM COMPLETE. Watch for future sequel!

Edward and Ben grew up together, closer than best friends. They relied on each other for everything and told every secret -or did they? After a devastating secret tears them apart, years later Edward meets Bella and feels a connection to her that he only felt with one other person. What is Bella's link to Ben, and how will Edward react when he finds out? AH, AU, B/E

She chose him. He chose the rodeo. Can her broken heart and a broken man be mended when a chance encounter brings them back together?

Bella just got dumped, Edward just got dumped...these two best friends are about to find out what the real meaning of friends is. loosely based on Friends with benefits

It was actress Bella's first love scene and she was nervous. Director Edward tries to encourage her. However, when the scene starts, can Edward keep himself together? Remain professional? And after, keep himself in control? Collab with kyla713

There is an accident and Bella's life is on the line leaving only one choice, to turn her. Guilt, abandonment and some crazy moments lead to an unlikely affair! LEMONS AND LANGUAGE ARE ADULT!

After the vote Edward leaves again to try to force Bella to remain human. Rosalie leaves as well. With Bella and Emmett left together to console one another, will anything else develop for the pair? Or will they always be brother and sister to each other?

When the Cullen brothers come across an injured Bella on the side of the road, they take her home to care for her. They quickly realize that she is "the one" and will do anything to protect her. And they'll never let her go. J/E/B/E No Cullen incest.

Bella knows Edward is going to have difficulty with her first time, so she takes matters into her own hands. Lemon, but banana haha, get it? For best results, stop at Reprise Ch7 . It gets a little OOC and a lot kinkier after that.

Charlie's best man has Bella Swan moaning and melting everywhere, but no string attached sex suddenly becomes complicated. And what will happen when Bella meets someone else? Someone who just happens to be the best man's son. -COMPLETE-

Emmett receives a raunchy picture at work from his wife, Bella. Of course, Emmett can't do anything to give into his desire at work. What happens when he goes home for some afternoon delight?

“I will never, I repeat never leave you alone Bella. You are mine. Do you understand?” His eyes starting to turn green. “Yes…” I gave in. "You will love me one day, Bella. I promise." I would never love him. Never. BxE. Lots of sexytime, hot dominating Ed

Bella has a crush on the new dr. He finally asks her out making her realize she has no experience with men or the bedroom. A certain dr offers his services.She has 7 days to learn. They engage in a world of sexual experimentation. ExB,some Darkward. Smut.

Bella and Edward have become very comfortable with their activities between the sheets. So comfortable, in fact, that one of them has considered the idea of trying something new...E/B AU/AH Series of One-shots.

Edward and Bella are servers working together in a busy restaurant-what happens when they're left alone to close up the shop? Prompted by the lovely bashfulfan.

Bella misses her older brother Emmett who is away at collage. What might happen when she meets his older housemate? After all she is just 17. Lemony Goodness

Bella's feeling self conscious. Edward tries to reassure her. Things get way out of hand. Bella and Edward get to know each other a little better before the wedding, in preparation for the honeymoon.

AH Edward left Bella to follow his dream. He left everyone behind with no goodbye. Now they are both in Forks for the first time in 5 yrs How will the Cullens take to Edward being home? Will Bella be able to forgive him for both her & her daughters sake?

When you're in love, you always think it's going to last forever. Yet when a twist in fate changes things, can you recover and pull yourself from the darkness.

Nearly a year since the wedding, Edward still refused to give in to Bella's one true desire: to be with him forever. Bella was rebelling in the only way she could think of to get Edward's attention. AU ExB/JxB, M for vampire poly, angst & dark eroticism.

Winner of the Public Vote in the Curvaceous & Bodatious Contest - thank you for your votes! Collab w/Iadorepugs-Edward Cullen owns the popular nightclub Eclipse where image is supposedly everything. When plus-sized Bella Swan is drafted into helping out at Eclipse what will they both learn about images?

Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!

Another one of those New Moon stories wherein Edward leaves Bella. Her confrontation of him after Jacob contracts 'mono' goes wrong, and Emmett and the other Cullen's minus Edward and Rosalie are left to pick up the pieces. Team Jacob may not want to read

After a disastrous blind date, a issue with a chocolate cake & a annoyed Alice! The girls & guys start something with an out come none of them saw coming! featuring- sleep talking, pranking wars, water park fun & a Xmas never to be Forgotten. COMPLETE!

Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!

O/S - Five years into her marriage, photojournalist Bella, is worried that she isn't enough for her bi-sexual husband. Can a meeting with a mysterious street artist allow them both to fulfill their undisclosed desires? E/B/J

Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.

Bella and her newborn adjust to their life together but it seems everywhere they go, they encounter the same man with the captivating eyes and sexy smile. Edward's life lacks something he desires. Has he been handed a challenge or a reward? All human

Three best friends have done everything together for 18 years. When it's time for college, one is just not interested in leaving Forks. When the other two go to Seattle will love bloom or will a friendship die forever? Rated M for lemons & Language

Emmett is a carefree, fun guy with a trust fund. Bella is a young college student with a bright future. A one night stand has consequences they don't expect or are prepared for. AH. Rated M.

Bella needs to get away to focus on writing her next book. The Italian villa she rents holds many distractions, including an enthralling private video collection. When the owner returns, he finds quite the surprise from his mysterious house guest. E/B AH

Sequel to An Absent Pulse. Their happily ever after was in their reach, until a family secret that nobody saw coming intercedes. One secret can change everything. Can Bella and Edward still have their happy after or will the new change ruin everything?

Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.

In ninth grade I developed a crush on him. At sixteen he kissed me. Freshman year of college I fell in love with him. On my twenty first birthday we got drunk and I lost my virginity to him. Nine months later Mackenzie Carlie Cullen joined us." A/H, AU

Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.

How could one night of drunk, unexpected, unprotected, steamy passion with your best friend's brother, who is taken, who took your virginity, lead to a pregnancy at 16 years of age? Everything changed with just one break of a barrier. All Human B/E A/J

Bella is hired as a photographer to do a photo feature on the cocky, playboy tennis pro Edward Cullen. Bella is determined to resist his charms, but Edward can't seem to leave her alone. Does love really mean nothing in tennis? Slightly OOC, AH. Rated M

Edward and Jasper take turns deciding everything - restaurants, movies...even who will share their very passionate bed for the night. What happens when a Jasper in guyliner and a bisexual Edward encounter a PVC-clad Bella? Bday story for EchoesOfTwilight

Continuation of my one shot One Weekend. Bella and Edward have decided that one weekend wasn't enough for them, but certain rules apply. Rated M for multiple lemons and language. AH

Six months after Edward left Bella in the forest, he is nowhere to be found. The Cullens try to abide by his wishes but when Carlisle discovers Bella has been institutionalized, everything changes...will true love conquer all?

Bella and Jacob have been in a long term relationship and Jacob wants to try out something new - hence the secret society and EDWARD CULLEN.

Edward is Bella's best friend and neighbor. She has been in love with him as long as she can remember. She doesn't know Edward feels the same. Can they withstand the trials of a relationship and life? AH OOC Rated M for Lemons

It's summer that means lots of cook outs, but Bella Swan has only one thing on her mind: make Edward, her best friends brother fall in love with her. But what if he already does?

1st Place Winner Til Death Do Us Part O/S Contest Entry:A drunken night lands four friends in Vegas with the purpose of getting married. Best friends get to share their day with each other, but their spur of the moment nuptials don't turn out as planned

When Jasper and Edward find themselves out of luck in adopting a child, Jasper decides it is time to try a new route. What sacrifices will this couple make to become parents? Can Bella make their dream come true? Written for FGB auction.JxE,J/E/B

Bella Swan is a twenty-one year old Victoria's Secret model. Life gets even better when she sees a certain guy with green eyes in the audience. EdwardxBella

Bella moves to Forks and prepares to spend her remaining high school years in the small rain covered town. When tragedy strikes she is sent back to her mother. Two years later she returns and a chance encounter with Edward Cullen changes everything. A/U

Edward and Bella are finally going to tie the knot and live happily ever after, or so they suppose. Now they will have a new set of challenges to face, along with new relationship dynamics and new villains... SEQUEL TO "THE SECRET" M-lemons & language

When Bella gets into an accident, she loses her memory and the only thing she can remember is her name. All Edward wants is his Bella back but as Bella tries to figure out who she is, she develops feelings for a certain Cullen and it's not Edward. BxEM

Bella has a bad habit. She's been secretly involved, and secretly in love, w/her friends brother for yrs. Will she ever admit her love or will misunderstandings, interfering friends & betrayal help her kick the habit? AH/OOC, MATURE

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...

Bella has many reasons for avoiding falling for Edward, the fact that she works for his Dad's company, and that she is older than him seems to stay at the top of her list. If only he'd listen to her reasons.

Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC

AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.

Alice drags Bella to a hotel for speed dating on Valentine’s Day. Will cupid’s arrow hit the right mark? Canon pairings. Lemons and lots of loving. O/S for contest.

Bella is unlucky in love and has been set up on one bad blind date after another by Alice and Rose. She finally agrees to one last blind date with Edward Cullen, but is this going to be the worst blind date yet? Rated M for language and lemons. AH, B/E

Bella and Emmett freinds but what about love i realy suck at summerys but its good promise all hummen rated m for future chapters

Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!

Edward and Bella finally cross all the boundaries; Edward had set up for their physical relationship. They seem pleased and happy that no harm was done during their night of bliss, until they find out shocking news a month later.

Bella and Jasper, life long friends move to NYC looking to start a fresh chapter in their lives. Can tattoo artist Edward show Bella that she is meant to be loved and that her dark past is behind her?

Bella runs away from Edward the day before their wedding will she ever find her way back to him. One shot rated M for lemon.

Read this story...Trust me, you'll love it! Just read it, stop pissing me off, READ! Someone said my other summary sucked. How do you like these apples?.....Summary in first chapter.

COMPLETE Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess and Emmett decides to get away from his angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will shock everyoe

Round Mound Contest Entry. Rated M. Bella is tired of the constant games from Edward. Will the dirty Cullen boys have what she needs? BxJxCxEm

Edward Cullen moves to Seattle where he meets and falls in love with Bella Swan. He leaves all of it behind to travel the world, only to find himself lost without Bella. When he returns, he finds that his life is going to change forever.

This ridiculous CrackFic is dedicated/inspired by the awesome Unicorns Unlimited ladies. The boys man the phones for fanfic readers overcome by...crotchsplosions. RATED M for good reason. **ETA: leaving Status open for poss future chaps**

Emmett surprises Bella. Will her life ever be the same?

Isabella Swan was a nerdy girl who was picked on by the popular kids in school, especially Edward Cullen. When she moves back after almost six years during her senior year of high school, how will things change? AH ExB. REWRITE: MASTERS OF WAR.

Ever since she can remember, Bella Swan has spent her Christmas with the Cullens. This Christmas its time to sort out those Edward related "complications". But what happens when Edward has a new introduction to make? Rating: Mature Pairing: EB, AH

What Happened on Friday night that lead to Bella in the Hospital and Emmett in Jailed painted Green? Read and Review. All Human, OOC,

Takes place after Breaking Dawn. Edward shares with Bella that he had been engaged before the influenza hit. Taking his fiance. But little did they know Carlisle had a secret. His fiance might not be so gone after all.Will they make it together?

A huge huge huge crackfic! This is not serious, this was all done in fun! Now that my disclaimer is out of the way, did you know that you can have orgasms while giving birth? Neither did Edward. AU AH dirty disturbing lemons inside One-shot

Edward is hungry. Bella's body provides him with a Feast for the Gods. AU/AH. Senseless smut. BxE. Edward's POV of Lick the Platter Clean. Not necessary to read LtPC first.

Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.

The night before his wedding, Edward tries to make the time pass more quickly until he can see Bella again. Get a glimpse inside one of Edward's fantasies in this one-shot, an outtake from "The List". For mature readers, only.

Edward brings home his new girlfriend Bella to meet his adopted father Carlisle - and instantly, sparks start to fly. THREESOME AU. ALL HUMAN.