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 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Cats. Just to let you know... 1. I LOVE CATS( The animal), HARRY P, PowerPuff Girls Z, PERCY J, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN,Soul Eater AND... TOO MANY THINGS TO PUT ON THE PAGE!!!!!! 2. Fanfiction is currently my life. 4. I happen to love the saying " Life's not fair. Why should death be any different?" 5. I don't suffer from insanity- I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!!! 6. To let you know I'M A GIRL so don't get any wrong ideas GoT That creep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that's my introduction... 7. Old screen names : ElectraRose, GothicAngel00, FeelingTheAster00 ( oh and by the way, i can spell for SHIZ) Have you ever notice that in manga and anime there is alaways a person named Rin. I happen to find that kinda CREEPY!! I am the girl that doesn't like to go to school dances or games and when i do, i sit in a corner and read a book I am the girl that spends all her free time reading, writing, and doing other activities that most would call boring. I am the girl that doesn't go on myspace,or meebo and that doesn't spend hours talking to a girlfriend on the phone. I am the girl who stops to smell flowers and jump and dance in the rain I am the girl who knows who she is and is proud to be who she is, doesnt care if people call her wierd (Its a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to do anymore, who loves and is obssesed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesnt need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of little things. My motto is "Never give up with out a fight" knowledge speaks ,but wisdom listens To be old and wise ...you must be young and stupid Yesterday is history.Tomorrow is a mystery.Today is a gift,thats why its called the present I don't talk fast, you just listen slow A girls got to do what a girls got a do.But a guys gotta do what a girl wants him to do I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous No I didn't trip i just said hello to the floor with my face No I didn't trip i was just testing gravity PREP X You own a cell phone. Total: 2 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favourite colors. Total: 4 PUNK X You can skateboard Total: 5 GEEK X You love the computer. Total: 6 ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl. X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. Total: 0 HARDCORE//SCENE X You like loud music. Total:6 YOUR GUY SIDE xYou love hoodies. xShopping is torture. xBaggy pants are cool to wear. Total:19 YOUR GIRL SIDE xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.( Only when made by firend or mom) You hate wearing the color black. ( What!? I'm goth people! Hello?!) b Total: 12 I'm a total geek with some hardcore, punk, and goth and I own a cellphone!!! SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Plus im a tomboy A good or best friend! A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... A good friend has to ask why you're crying. A best friend already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry A good friend will say you can do better. A best friend will call him up and say "You have seven days to live "When in doubt, consult your inner child." My inner child always says to go get a cookie. If you think that America should have a woman President, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that children should take over the world, copy and past this into your profile. If you think that the Eragon movie stinks, copy and paste this into you profile PLEASE! I have found that the guy who did the voice of Kronk in The Emperor's New Grove is EVERYWHERE!! If you agree that this is kind of freaky, copy and paste this into your profile. If you bring random topics into conversations just because they are funny, (or some other reason) copy and paste this. If you get the right motivation at the wrong place and time, copy and paste this NOW! These are copied from other profiles. I don't know exactly where they originated. I just know that they aren't mine. One bright day in the middle of the night, "Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls." (and off cliffs!) I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. EMO--Extravagently Made Origami If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If your parents/siblings/friends often get annoyed with you because you take more than an hour searching through books at the bookstore, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile. If you're quiet a lot but also REALLY loud at times, copy this onto your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (On average, I read about 3 books a night...) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. "Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!" If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn,AnimeOtakuBara, Insane Tara,CatsGurl98,ElectarRose If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile. When life gives you lemons...make apple juice, then laugh at the idiots who spend their lives figuring out how the bloody heck you did that. "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door." If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, "well duh that made perfect sense", copy this into your profile. If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile. (unless I get bored) "Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!" Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.(I don't think IM unique, but I know people who are.) .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI (It took me a minute to figure this out, but it is funny!) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Avatarwolf, Computerfreak101, Tulip-Jin, Bakura’s Gaurdian Angel, Reaper-of-Lost-Souls, -Hannah-Thief14, ChaoticRainfall, kyomaki-is-love, Aaya-kun, Insane Tara, CatsGurl98,ElectraRoes Queen of the Lions If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister decided that breathing wasn't cool!! Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8 laughing hysterically in the background! 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, SCprincessSC, CheddarPixie, Jemimaalonzo,Tuggers'Lil'Princess, AnimeAngel66, Insane Tara, CatsGurl98,ElectraRose Words and Thoughts to live by-- A day without sunshine is like...night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot. Remember, half the people you know are below average. He who laughs last thinks slowest. (And he who laughs first doesn't get it. Not sure where I read that second part. But I didn't create it.) The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. How many of you believe in physokineses? Raise my hand. (Look carefully...) OK. . .so what's the speed of dark? When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines. Why do psychics have to ask your name? Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes. According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! (I am lost--as long as they are choc. chip, M&M, or Molasses!) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up a Naruto manga and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OGD (Obsessive Gaara Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is if you've memorized the Zelda game backwards and forwards because you've played it 5 times and helped people play it 4 times! Crazy is when you get drunk...on SODA!! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile. Olny 55 pepole otu fo 100 cna raed tihs. Cna yuo? Two wrongs don't make a right, but one right and one left make a light! 95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump idiots!!’. If you think you'd die without music Copy and Paste this If you think you'd die if you didn't have a computer copy and paste this in your profile ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a Korean kitchen knife: More Actual Labels Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop" Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."-(Beverages WOOO!!) Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Are you sure?) Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." Dog food-"new and improved tasting", (who tests it?) Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yummy...) Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" (CAuse thats not the desired effect..) Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (Why did I buy it again?) Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment .) RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Really?) Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (Gasp!) Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" (But thats the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regular soap" (And that would be how?) Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving suggestion: Defrost" (But it's just a suggestion.) Tesco's dessert (printed on bottom of the box)-"Do not turn upside down" (To late! you lose!) Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." (Wow, I would have never guessed!) Rowena iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that save more time?) Boots children's cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinery." (We could do alot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year old off of fork lifts.) Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (NO dip) Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." (As opposed to outer space.) Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now I'm curious.) Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." (But no peas?) American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." (Someone got paid big bucks to write this one...) Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands." (Raise your hand if you've tried this) A stranger stabs you in the front A friend stabs you in the back A boyfriend stabs your heart Best Friends only poke each other with straws (And sisters whack each other with inflatable rubber mallets! Yes Yes we do) They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.(CatsGurl98 I'll hit them high you hit them low.) Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone Hating me won't make you any prettier. Nice try though.(CatsGurl98) Less is more and none is perfect. Unless we're talking about chocolate. Just remember: some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my familly, so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother Colin. or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. but I think it's Colin. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...( I forgot where I was going with tihs HAHAHa) Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. If dance were any easier, it would be called football. Why do all superheroes wear spandex? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile. (I also found out that I sometimes have a really hard time not laughing. My face turns red. Is funny.) If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. Someone out there either has too much PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 2. My mother taught me RELIGION 3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL 4. My mother taught me LOGIC 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT 7. My mother taught me IRONY 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS 9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA 11. My mother taught me WEATHER 12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY 13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION 15. My mother taught me: ENVY 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION 17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING 18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE 19. My mother taught me: ESP 20. My mother taught me: HUMOR 21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT 22.My Mother taught me: Genetics 23. My Mother taught me about my Roots 24. My Mother taught me Wisdom 25. My mother taught me about Justice In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. WAY ahead of the game on that one. _ If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left. Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, so sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish... what was i saying???? TEACHER: Why were you late? TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? TEACHER: John, how do you spell, "crocodile?" TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentance starting with "I". TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him? TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? If you think president Bush is one of the worst leaders in history, copy this into your file If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile! If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (Explosions are so awesome, except the radioactive kind...) If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. 1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianoist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. OO 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... (\ _ /) This is Bunny. If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile. If you like your mom, copy and paste this into your profile. If you enjoy people, copy and paste this into your profile. If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile, or else that little world will be destroyed by Fanfiction! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, Stargirl844, Hazelstar, Sailor-TimeLord, Insane Tara,CatsGurl98,ElectarRose If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add your name to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl, MajorSamanthaCarter, Sailor-TimeLord, Insane Tara, CatsGurl98,ElectarRose Cartoons I like xD: love this song i do not owen it sadly My best friend’s hot Why don’t you come on closer please Won’t you apologize to me to me to me My best friend’s hot I’m gonna tell you that you mean My best friend’s hot Na na not, na na not, na na not, na na not Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Hold my hand My best friend’s hot Na na not, na na not song end You say Evanascence, I say Justin Bieber You say Three Days Grace, I say Hannah Montana You say Hinder, I say Demi Lavato You say Nickelback, I say Beyonce You say Breaking Benjamin, I say Miranda Cosgrove You say Green Day, I say Britney Spears You say Paramore, I say Katy Perry You say Maroon 5, I say Kesha You say My Chemical Romance, I say Taylor Swift You say Linkin Park, I say Jonas Brothers You say Justin Bieber, I propose cuz im a BELIEBER!! I hate popular people I'm whiny and LOUD! Get over it. :) And when stuck up preppy girls who get scared of a tennis ball try to play softball or volleyball I get PISSED OF! Ughh it gets on my nerves I hate pink I love all my friends ( not in a gay way..get ur mind out of the gutter) I love candy and soda and pizza and hot dogs and ice cream... u get the pic I am a tottal clutz..ask anyone I love the water I want to have a destination wedding when I grow up I want to be a marine biologist (or a wirter!) Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Soul Eater 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? Black 3. Your first initial? T! 4. Your month of birth? January 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black! 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. tara my older sis! 7. Your favorite number? 13 8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida! (It's seemly more real) 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean! 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Going to keep that one to myself, or it won't come true! THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person Um, no. LIKE NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN I'd love Death the Kid!!! Lets leave Soul for Maka to deal with) MAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. 2. If you choose(Black: You are Conservative and aggressive. conservative is more my sister But aggressive just ask the guy I happen to sit behined! hehehehe!! Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. not bad 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. ) 5. If you choose.. Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.cool cool White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. Um...sure... 7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. Aww man! Only 13? 8. If you choose. California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. Totally! 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. first pasrt yes...second part...r u kidding me!? 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday E-Has gorgeous eyes L-smile to die for E-Has gorgeous eyes C-good kisser T-very good kisser R-good boyfriend or girlfriend A-hot R-good boyfriend or girlfriend O- has one of the best personalities ever S-cute E- Has gorgeous eyes A: hot I copyed this from one of darkAngel382 storys so read it and I give her/him all rights to the work below What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do: When she walks away from you mad Follow her When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go When she starts yelling at you Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her what's wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does When she misses you she's hurting inside When you break her heart the pain never really goes away When she says its over she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?" If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne, CarriieBerriie, CoolWater123, NuEra, Thalia Grace-Pinecone Face , ElectraRose The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go Copy and paste this onto your profile if you know/known someone who has suffered cancer. NOTE IM OK WITH PEOPLE COPYING AND PASTING BUT IF THERE IS A PERSONAL NOTE BY IT ERASE AND MAKE YOUR OWN Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I'm not coming back I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Colombian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) re-post and show you care PLEASE READ. BY: Somebody you need not know I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we chek again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart 1. Your real name: Fallon ( Not my Real name if you must know. Like I tell you that) 2. Your Gangsta name (the first four letters of your name plus "izzle"): Fallonizzle 3. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Lion 4. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Kathleen Arobor 5. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): OcoFa Man: Where have you been all my life? 6. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Purple Sprit 7. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Sherlock ( yes i have to cat that r brothers and we named the sherlock and wastson Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Boys are like slinkeys, pretty much useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice and let the world wonder how you did it! 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in you were part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their heads off. Q-What is your favorite color? A- Black Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff? A- Kill Luke. Yeah, I'm a hater. Get used to it. Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be? A- Zeus A great leader and i tend to shock people and myself Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be? A- Some Type of Magic Q-Favorite Twilight quote? A- Never read them. Q-Favorite Song A- It always changes. Q-Favorite food? A- no fav Q-If you could date any character who would it be? A- Zuko Avatr THe Last Airbender Cartoon not moive Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson books? A- Thalia Q-Favorite books? A- Percy Jackson and the Olympians Q-Night or Day? A- NIGHT! Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? A- Most likely trying to decide what I would do. Q- What's your personality like? A- To people I don't know: Shy, quiet, soft-spoken, polite. To my friends: Rebellious, kind, sarcastic, nice, sporty, VERY, VERY smart, awesome, always changing my mine on the guy i like,i go between trying to kill him ang flirting, The one who can put up with love sick people Q- What was the last thing you thought? A- Why cant my mom shut up about pumpkins Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? A- George Bush. What else would come to mind? Q- Scariest moment of your life? A- None, really. Q- One word that would best describe you? A- Differnt Q- What is your favorite month? A- October Q- What does your user name mean? A- well I think In a book the name Electar Rose would be a great nam for the leade girl (later user name Queen of the lions !. I love lions and 2. MY hair at times looks like a lions main) Q- What is your favorite Disney movie? A- Do Not Know Q- Have you ever been in a fight? A- about 100000000 with my sisters and brother and a few 100 with so kids at school mostly Q- Biggest fear? Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble makers. The round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them. Disagree with them. Glorify, or vilify them. But the only thing you can't do, is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see geniuses. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do. Sayings and Quotes: -Always carrying a nerf gun in case shit goes down -It's a rainy day: a good friend will ask you to share and umbrella while a best friend grabs yours and says "RUN BITCH, RUN!" -The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny & great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe, but where should I hide?! -Hard work never killed anybody, but why risk it? -Who says nothing is impossible? i've been doing nothin' for years! -If he had a brain cell it would die of loneliness. -Teacher: "Do you act like this at home?" Student: "Yes, actually." -I may be going to hell, but you're riding shotgun. -Knockin' a friend out when you see a yellow car -Teacher: "Now you can go home when you answer one question." Boy: *Throws his bag out of the window.* Teacher: "who did that?" Boy: "Me! Can I go home now?" -I love it when I hear lyrics that totally apply to my situation. -For all of you who talk about me, thanks for making me the center of your world. -Givin someone a bruise when playing 'taxi slap' and thinkin you're hell ninja -I realise that humour isn't for everyone, just the people that wanna have fun, enjoy life and feel alive. -People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is more important... -_-' -A crowded elevator smells different for a midget.. (i mean no offense by that one) -*Gets a text message* Sender: God. Message: Your my favourite :) -SARCASM: just one of the many services I offer -HARRY POTTER: "We all have one thing Voldemort doesn't..." THE GANG: "Yeah?" HARRY POTTER: "Noses." -If life gives you lemons you can: - Alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS - Squeeze them in peoples' eyes - Make apple juice and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it. -I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. -The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -Everything in life is temporary. So if things are good enjoy it because it won't last forever. And if things are going bad, don't worry. It can't last forever either. -We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. - *GIANT EXPLOSION* Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go update my facebook status. -everyone has a friend who... - is really damn cheap - is a blonde - always says the wrong things - has really weird parents - is really clumsy - can't dance for shit - cant hold their liquor - talks too much - is secretly a ninja or assasin - acts like a five-year-old - good with computers - just makes random shit up - snores - is hyper - is always looking for a fight or argument - never on time - always falls over - is really super-dooper richy-rich -Friendship is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it, but only your get the warm feeling that it brings. -Me n you is best friends you smile, i smile... you hurt, i hurt... you cry, i cry... you laugh, i laugh... you jump off a bridge, i'll miss chattin' with ya on facebook Dont read this! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. ATTENTION: What you are about to read is extremly important. So if you care even a bit, you'll copy and paste this onto your profile! This is Extremly Important For the World! This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress 'Love is Cruel" Why does love have to be so cruel Its like having your heart ripped out of you or being stabbed a millon times with a millon swords,arrows,neddles,spears,and knives Its like the wondering soul that knows no rest A child that's left in the rain A woman that is beaten to death by the one she loves A cub who has lost its mother in a sea of different animals A house that sits in the woods longing for someone to find it and make it there own A homeless child hoping to find at least a little bit of food for her family A solider who has lost the battle and the war A child without a family A girl who has lost her sight from crying a sea of sorrow We wonder why love is so beautiful yet so cruel like a stormy night It's like the story of Pandora A beautiful woman made by Zeus himself named Pandora she was given as a gift to another god beautiful she was and he fell in love with her but her curiosity made loving her so cruel One day has she roaming around the castle she passed by the room the one room that the god had forbbiden her to go in since the god was not home she decided that she will go into the room so she does When she opens the door there in the middle of the room was a small chest that had been locked with a key knowing where the key was she went for it when she got the key from the god's nightstand she ran back to chest she stuck the key inside it's hole and unlocked it as soon as she opened the chest all the worlds pain came out the god had arrived just in time to close the small chest everything that the god had worked so hard to capture so the world would be peaceful went back into the world the only thing that he was able to keep in the box the only thing that would cause more pain to the world was...Hope the only thing that was left in the box was hope one of things that flew out of the chest when it was open was ugliness and that took away Pandora's beauty the cruel part about it was even though all her beauty was stripped away from her the god still loved her nonetheless and she knew how much he didn't want to look at her face but he did anyway love is so cruel it can make you do the most stupidest things in the world and not regret them some people who are in love with someone but see the one that they love so much being kissed and embraced my another makes them go crazy inside and they don't know what to do except for...die they think that's it's the best way to get away from all the pain but what they don't notice is that they're making life harder for someone who truley loves and cares for them they're so blinded by they're love that they had for that one person that they don't notice that the person right in front of them the person who has been there the entire time comforting them cariing for them being with them is the one person that cares about them the most but still they're blinded by the love they had for somone else that they take the coward's way out and they kill themselfs for someone who could never ever love them like the person who as always been by they're side This is why love is so cruel it's causes hurt and pain to so may people that's why LOVE...IS...CRUEL... Don't ask me why i wrote this this is also something i needed to get off my chest paste this on your wall and show it to anyone and everyone if you like it!! n_n Random words or phases i love Screw Hugs: i'm going to tackle you when i see you. I will make it my life goal to murder you in your sleep! if looks could kill, you'd catch on fire. And then die. When someone calls you a bastard say 'straight from hell!' Just looking at your face makes me wanna punch it Charlie the Unicorn is awesome! He is Supreme Awesomeness! Charlie. The. Unicorn. Obsession. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (lol i know how to spell it!) We can be such dorks at the best of times… my most utterly evilly schemed plans are to take all the cookies away and eat them! The talking M&M's made me do it! I throw my hands up in the air sometimes… MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! i have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) carry on! i hates when I do something like a ninja and there is nobody around to see! i just realized OK is a sideways person (now everytime i see OK i see a person) Your sitting there then all of a sudden SQUIRREL!!! Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I figure it's just waiting for the right moment. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner! If you throw Skittles at me and say "Taste the Rainbow" I'll throw a stapler and say " WOW THAT"S A LOW PRICE" HOW can dogs sniff out bombs, save a guy from drowning, keep u from walking into traffic, but CANT figure out how to UNWRAP themselves from around a tree! "I think my thinking thinks thoughts that thought they think they're thinking when I'm thinking ". I thought i think my thoughts, but I thought wrong" You should know, when someone pisses you off, it takes forty-eight muscles to frown but only two to pull a trigger. ABCD EFG gummy bears are chasing me One is red one is blue the yellow suckers got my shoe ABCD EFG gummy bears are chasing me i just realized MR OWL ATE MY METAL WORM is exactly the same backwards I'm not random I'm just..whoa there's a squirrel!! The best thing about this sentence is by the time you realize it's completely worthless it's to late for you to stop reading it. When the phone rings and you want to screw with the caller, just answer saying, "Bob's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!" I am fluent in 3 different languages. English,Sarcasm, and Profanity I know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 27 other dangerous words. the world needs a hero - I'll go change my clothes student: can you get in trouble for something you haven't done? teacher: no student: good cause i haven't done my homework :D works every time O.o try it :) when ever I hear the saying "Any thing is possible" I say : "Have you ever tried nailing jello to a tree, slam a revolving door or chew air?" Our economy may be bad, but we do have a 30 million dollar robot on mars taking pictures for us. 8 out of 10 voices in her head are always complaining, one is to busy saying, "I told you so!" and the other just sits in the corner talking to the pink duck. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wait..What..I don't get it OMG! Yesterday, the power went out at the mall and 13 blonde's got stuck on the escalator! A Blondie and a brunette are taking a walk, and the brunette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the Blondie looks up at the sky and goes, "where?" 2 blonds were tryin 2 get their car unlocked wit a wire hanger. blond say u get it yet? the next blond say not yet but we better hurry da tops down n its rainin Q: how do you confuse a blond? A: Tell her to find the corner in a circular room. Q: how does she confuse you? A: Tells you she found it. Freak is the sweet, shy, quiet, innocent type. Hey! Stop laughing! You're blowing my cover! What a sick joke, Webster! Entry:hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia ; the fear of long words. I think the two most ironic things are Dying in a Living room and choking on a Lifesaver! So as I sat there this kid flicked skittles at me and said "Taste the rainbow". So...being me I flung a 2 liter of Coke-a-Cola at her and said "Open Happiness!" No you're right, I don't HAVE to be SARCASTIC all my life... just like you don't have to be stupid all of yours, but some how you manage to do it quite easily home alone = music blasting me dancing like crazy :D Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do? We swim. Swim. Swim. *High pitched haa ha ha haa's* If I die young, place a note on my grave saying " Will be back soon". I'd love to see the expression on people's faces visiting the grave yard! They say that what does not kill you makes you stronger. Then why aren't I Superman by now?? Fast food restaurants, "Can i have a coke?" "Is pepsi alright?" "Uh, is monopoly money alright?" :D I know some people were dropped on their heads as a baby; YOU were clearly thrown at a wall! My logic may not always be logical to you but clearly my logic is logical because, logically my logic is logical. Any questions? music is my drug, you tube is my dealer When killing them with kindness doesn't work, try a baseball bat... results may vary. Dear Morning, bite me. I'm feeling VERY rebellious today,I'm gonna run with safety scissors,ride my bike without training wheels or a helmet,and go swimming RIGHT after lunch! someone once said...nothing is impossible!!well how about slamming a revolving door?what about that Mr.man? :) u just got told! When i ask my mom for money she says "what do u think, I'm made of money?" So i say "Isn't that what M.O.M stands for?" So much for Finding Nemo 2, Thanks a lot BP. So, paper beats rock. You sure about that? Let's work it out. Hold a piece of paper in front of your face. I'll throw the rock. The next time you see me smiling at you for no apparent reason, you may want to reconsider approaching me, for chances are I am up to no good! Fair Warning!!! There are friends that will ask you why are you crying? You can tell me anything. And others that will be holding a bloody knife saying, don't worry, its OK now (everytime i read this i think of Bankotsu) there are some people that I wish could be rats for a day so we could feed them D-Con and watch their furry asses explode. Just because you finally joined the dark side, does NOT mean that we have to share our cookies! All we said was that we have them. Not that we'd share them. the 4 levels of insanity 1 Talking to ones self 2 Arguing with ones self 3 losing argument with ones self 4 is no longer speaking to ones self , I'm at 4 I'm the person that can set the kitchen on fire by making a bowl of cereal :) (that happened tp me once! i'm just that special :D) A good friend would bail you out of prison But a true friend would be sat next to inside saying "WOW THAT WAS FUN" who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary thinks that it's not fair they kicked me out of ninja school. Apparently clumsy is an automatic fail...And the word oops is heavily frowned upon... alarm clocks have a snooze button to shut them up for 9-15 minutes; why can't people? The Economy is so bad, a Truck load of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. I'm home alone, unsupervised, and I'm about to watch a PG movie without my parents permission!! I'M A REBEL! I'm thinking of stalking my stalker today...you know...just to shake things up a bit? "Mommy, Mommy why are we pushing the car into the lake?" "Shhh, be quiet or you will wake Daddy!" when your in a elevator get your friend to say " yeah ill take your case but why did u shoot the guy." and u say "because she was staring at the back of my head" Going to Walmart dressed as a lion and hiding in the cupboard welcoming people to Narnia when they open it, is frowned upon and you may end up with a black eye Freak is running around the house waving a rubber chicken & screaming "BANZAI!"cause running around screaming "I'm waving a rubber chicken!!" would just be silly. whoever put "good" and "morning" together deserves a good slap in the face with a shovel!! I'm the kind of crazy girl that bumps into chairs and says "Oops excuse Me" Then stops herself and says did i really just talk to a chair Go up to someone and say "Hey! I have not seen you in sooo long!" And watch what they do to avoid embarrassment. :D abcd LSD...gummy-bears are chasing me...first ones yellow...second ones blue...last ones screaming, "I'LL KILL YOU!!" abcd LSD...gummy-bears are chasing me 3 facts,1 you can't lick your elbow 2 you just tried it 3 you're smiling 'cause i caught you!!! I think it would be fun to to go to Walmart, get a football helmet, snorkel and a foam noodle, hop on a toddler bike, and joust! who's with me? :D Okay, if we get caught, we need to pretend that we don't speak English... (i say that when i get in trouble with friends :D) My teacher asked me were my homework was and that's when I told her "No Hablo Inglis" "Ow" "What?" "You punched me." "No all I did was thrust my fist forward and your face just happened to be there." Dear Math, i'm not a therapist solve your own problems Sarcasm is the BEST. THING. EVER. WORLD DOMINATION! I'm going to take over the world with evil gummy bears, ninja penguins,and robotic gnomes;) Wanna join?? The next time you're in Walmart, hide in a clothes rack and when someone is looking through the clothes come out and say "WELCOME TO NARNIA" :) Raise your hand if you, like myself, have... ...wanted to jump into a book and strangle a character for being dumb. ...thought that being weird is better than being cool. ...accidentally run into a tree. ...sometimes had a random desire to own a taser. ...wanted to marry a character in a book. ...felt the urge to ask a really stupid and obvious question for no reason. ...become obsessed with FanFiction. ...talked so fast that people have trouble understanding you. ...tried to make a smoothie but forgot to put the lid on and all of the stuff flew out. ...wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in. ...fallen out of your chair trying to pick something up. ...tripped on a chord after someone told you to watch out for it. ...accidentally gotten a brush stuck in your hair. You have done enough stupid things to post alot of this stuff on your profile. П What to do during an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, The Phantom Of The Opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that) 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras Random words or phases i love Screw Hugs: i'm going to tackle you when i see you. I will make it my life goal to murder you in your sleep! if looks could kill, you'd catch on fire. And then die. When someone calls you a bastard say 'straight from hell!' Just looking at your face makes me wanna punch it Charlie the Unicorn is awesome! He is Supreme Awesomeness! Charlie. The. Unicorn. Obsession. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (lol i know how to spell it!) We can be such dorks at the best of times… my most utterly evilly schemed plans are to take all the cookies away and eat them! A Real Boyfriend* (Inuyasha and Kagome) When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she says it's over - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :) - Let her wear your clothes -Kiss her in the pouriing rain - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking ?" Guys post as: "I'D be this Boyfriend A Real Boyfriend* (Inuyasha and Kagome) When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she says it's over - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :) - Let her wear your clothes -Kiss her in the pouriing rain - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking ?" Guys post as: "I'D be this Boyfriend You say black. I say pink. You say superheroes and wizards. I say vampires and werewolves. You say rock. I say pop. You say Nickelback. I say Justin Bieber You say I suck. I say your mom does too. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (wait... I am) I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH (or part Irish), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN (or part), so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (or part Native American), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH (or part Polish), so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN (or part Italian), so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN (or part Egyptian), so I must be a TERRORIST! I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN (or part Russian), so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN (or part German), so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN (or part), so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN (or part), so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN (or part), so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH (or part), so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN (or part), so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN (or part), so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I 'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.(I'm 12) I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. ( I am) I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I am) I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC (or part), so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN (or part), so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN (or part), so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I'm was born in America, does that count?) I'm WELSH (or part), so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH (or part), so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN (or part), so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN (or part), so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian (or part), so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist. I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick. I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff. I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier. I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST twag school I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I'm SWEDISH (or part), therefore I MUST be WHITE. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47(Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis) SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman), Heidi the Odd(A Lot, not telling...), TheDreamChaser (Raven Roth, Hawk Woman, Wonder Woman, Draco Malfoy, Zuko) GothicAngel00 (Draco Malfoy, Zuko James Potter, Sirius Black Danny Phantom Rodion Batman) How to get kicked out of Walmart 1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart You Scored as Severus Snape Well you're a tricky one aren't you? Nobody quite has you figured out and you'd probably prefer it stayed that way. That said you are a formidable force by anyone's reckoning, but there is certainly more to you than a frosty exterior and a bitter temper .Severus Snape 80 Potter 80 Black 75 Weasley 75 Weasley 70 Voldemort 60 Malfoy 60 Lupin 55 Granger 55 Dumbledore 55% You Scored as Rocker, Mosher Your A Rocker!Rocker, Mosher 75 70 40 35, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev 25 15 10% Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black," "But you sir..." "When you're born, your pink," "When you grow up, you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun, you turn red," "When you're cold, you turn blue," "And when you die, you turn purple," "And yet you have the nerve to call me a colored." The black man then sat and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site & help stop racism! REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies! 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life 7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4 and write the sentence here: almost unberable intensity. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What’s there? a swim cap (don't ask) 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Doctor Who 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:00 PM 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 12:36 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My mom and sisters talking 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 3:26 come in from school 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? DestinedForGreatness porfile 9. What are you wearing? ?PJ's thats the best you will get CREEP!!!! 10. Did you dream last night? everyone always dreams, even if they don't remember it. 11. When did you last laugh? On the bus going home. Some 8TH grader was going on about hoe he was from the swamps (I dont know how to spell the right name) and I was going on about how I was French (Im not). He said that the french were bad at war and how he was ftom the nerther lands and in ww2 they lasted longer then the french and acctally fought My sister and 1 of my bestiees got into a arguement on where we were from. SO FUNNY!!!! 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Letters spelling out my name and aother things 13. Seen anything weird lately? YOU! 14. What do you think of Fanfiction? AAWWEESSOOMMEE!!!!! =D 15. What is the last film you saw? with who? Eragon (I loved that one till I read the book. The 1st time i saw it I could barly read. HAHA funny story I could nt read till the end of 3rd graded) 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Donate tons of it to charity, and buy a mansion with hidden passage ways and lots of books.. 17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know You don't know anything about me, you are just a question, so I would have to say: My favorite color is purple 18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you change? Their would be witches and wizards going to hogwarts, and I would be one of them or things from wizard101 19. Do you like to dance? sure as hell I do XD 20. What do you think of the Prime Minister? Your mom 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Rose, Jade, Dove Eletra or Raven Sparow 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Robin Jason Falcon Drake 23. Would you ever move in with your boyfriend/girlfriend at the age your at? Um... #1 I don't have a boyfriend( #2 I'm 12.sooo hell no If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice:FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!), PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!), Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin, voldyismyfather - slytherin, DestinedforGreatness- Slytherin for the win! Queen of the Lions- Slytherin Lions are cool but evil is cooler Post this if you know or are related to someone who was killed at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry when it was under siege by Death Eaters in The Second Wizarding War. Over 50 witches and wizards died in this attack. 93% of wizards won't repost this, but will you be part of that magical 7% that will? Repost to show your support of Dumbledore's Army The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's more to people than you think. Repost this if you are against bullying. 1. What would you do if someone randomly licked your face? Slap them , then attempt to beat them up, but most likley get beat up myself D: 2. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender without being drunk, high, under any kind of influence, gay/lesbian, bisexual, or emotionally unstable? No 3. Where do you really think you'll end up? Heaven or hell? Hell 5. Have ever wondered what it would be like to be a member of the opposite gender? Why would I care? Girls ae obviously way superior to boys. We ACT weak so we can get the boys to do stuff for us. THEY DON'T EVEN NOTICE!! MWAHAHAHAH Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything? Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing? Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts? I'm not laughing. IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart. HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING! Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE! BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING! BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND! BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MULTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT! IT'S GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS! BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING. If you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same (I hate this more than any thing so what if the person seems a little dark at least they aren't sluts. Listen to the 12 year old She has more of a brain and a sence of self them most peolpe thew the age of 30) (On offence to the one who aggre with me just a genorazation) Afraid much? Achluophobia - Fear of darkness. AcrophobiaFear of heights. Agliophobia - Fear of pain. Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.(its not much of a fera I just hate a lot of people)Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects. Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car. Androphobia - Fear of men. Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers. Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society. Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched. Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers. Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning. Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness. Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection. Atychiphobia - Fear of failure Autophobia - Fear of being alone. ( My parents are geting a devoris and Im the anger one in my family so i stay home alot and when ever I hear my dogs howling i get nervas) Total so far: 3 B Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria. Barophobia - Fear of gravity. Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep places. Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians. Bibliophobia - Fear of books. Botanophobia - Fear of plants. Total so far: 7 C Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness. Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly. Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors Chionophobia - Fear of snow. Chromophobia - Fear of colors. Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks. Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces. Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns Cyberphobia - Fear of computers. Cynophobia - Fear of dogs. Total so far: 7 D Dendrophobia - Fear of trees. Dentophobia - Fear of dentists. Domatophobia - Fear of houses. Total so far: 7 Elurophobia - Fear of cats. Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers. Equinophobia - Fear of horses. Total so far: still 7 G Gophobia - Fear of marriage. Genuphobia - Fear of knees. Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.( Not much of a fear just dont like it) Gynophobia - Fear of women. Total so far: 8 H Heliophobia - Fear of the sun. Hemophobia - Fear of blood. Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles. Hydrophobia - Fear of water. Total so far: 8 I Itrophobia - Fear of doctors. Insectophobia - Fear of insects. Total so far: still 8 K Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms. Total so far: still 8 L Lekophobia - Fear of the color white. Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes. Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth. Total so far: 10 M Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking. Melanophobia - Fear of the color black. Microphobia - Fear of small things. Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs. Total so far: 10 N Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things Noctiphobia - Fear of the night. Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals. Total so far: 11 O Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8. Ombrophobia - Fear of rain. Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes. (what?!? I LOOOVE snakie-poos!) Ornithophobia - Fear of birds. Total so far: 12 P Papyrophobia - Fear of paper. Pathophobia - Fear of disease. Pedophobia - Fear of children. Philophobia - Fear of love. Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid. Podophobia - Fear of feet. Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple. Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns. Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying. Pyrophobia - Fear of fire. Total so far: 13 Scolionophobia - Fear of school. Selenophobia - Fear of the moon. Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation. Somniphobia - Fear of sleep. Total so far: 13 T Tachophobia - Fear of speed. Technophobia - Fear of technology. Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder. Trypanophobia - Fear of injections. Tychiphobia – Fear of accidents. Total so far: 15 V-Z Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women. Verminophobia - Fear of germs. Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft. Xenophobia - Fear of strangers Zoophobia - Fear of animals total- 16 Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, roughdiamond5, stellergazeller,Angelz on Edge,icequeen12, Artemis' hunters, DestinedforGreatness Queen of the Lions 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, LilysLittleTwin, Artemis' hunters, DestinedforGreatness Queen of the lions You can only type ONE word! Not as easy as you might think - now, copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word. 1. Where is your telephone? bathroom 2. Where is your significant other? Nowhere. 3. Your hair? colorful 4. Your mother? Insane 6. Your favorite thing? Music. 7. Your dream last night? death 8. Your iPod? bronken 9. Your dream/goal? writer 10. The room you're in? untidy 11. You hate? Pink 12. Your fear? mom 13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? alive 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? wizard 16. Muffins? blubbery 17. One of your wish list items? books 18. Where you grew up? places 19. The last thing you did? write 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. Your TV? Off. 22. Your pet(s)? hamsogat (hamster dogs cats) 23. Your computer? old 24. Your life? boring 25. Your mood? depressed 26. Missing someone? yeah. . . 27. Your car? none 28. Something you're not wearing? pants 29. Your summer? sucks 30. Your eyes? blue 31. Love someone? blondie 32. Your favorite color? purple 33. When is the last time you laughed? today 34. Last time you cried? today 35. Who will repaste this? momma! (Yours.) Hair Color[x ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 ] Other-$75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $20 ] Green - $75 [x] Blue $150 [ ] Hazel $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8? to 7' -$175 [ ] 6'0? to 6'7? - $150 [ ] 5'5? to 5'11? - $75 [x ] 5'4? to 5'10? - $85 ] Under 5'4 - $27 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 -$175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 -$100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 -$25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 ] Second born - $150 ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ x] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born -$215 Drink? ] I did like twice - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [x] No - $600 Vision? [ ] perfect vision $400 ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 x] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13 - $300 [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7- $450 Favorite Colors: ] Green-$750 [x] Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow -$475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ x] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 x] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [x] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [x ] Other - $500 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x] Nope - $1000 [ ] some- $750 My price- $9610 cool You Know You're a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. You write fanfictions about the book. (teehehe) You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it. You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. You've got a book memorized. You've read a book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. Your idol is a character from a book Ouran Character Tamaki Princely Type ]You are French ]you’re a very romantic person. ]You flirt a lot with girls/boys. ]Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most. [x]You're overly eccentric in everything you do. ]You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings. ]Your birthday is April 8th ]You're slow when it comes to your own feelings. Total: 1 Kyoya Cool Type: [x]You wear glasses [x]You are known for being "evil". {x]Your favourite foods are anything spicy ]You excel in everything you do ]Your birthday is November 22. (HAHA My birthday is Jan. 22 [x]You hate waking up in the morning. x]You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit Total: 5 Hunny Loli Shota Type: ]You're the shortest out of your friends [x]You love cakes and sweets. ]You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you. ]You are/have taken a martial arts class ]You are close to your cousins. ]You look a lot younger than you are. You're born on February 29th [x]favourite subject is math Total: 2 Mori Wild Type: [x]You're the tallest out of your friends (MOre or less) ]You only talk when you need to ]You're protective of people you care for ]You favorite food is Japanese food. ]When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot. ]Your birthday is May 5th ]You're not much of a leader but more of a follower Total: 1 Hikaru Devil Type: x]You and your sibling have a strong bond x]You're a very cynical person. [x]You like to mess with your sibling ]You're the oldest sibling ]Your birthday is June 9th [x]You like Italian food [x]You get jealous easily x]don't make friends easily Total: 6 Kaoru Devil Type: [x]You like to play games ]Favorite subject, English x]You enjoy cosplay [x]You're nicer than your siblings ]Your birthday is June 9th ]You're very forgiving ]You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy x]you like playing tricks on people Total: 4 Haruhi Natural Type: [x]You don't care about trivial things like appearance You're tight with money x]You get along with guys well [x]You're blunt about everything [x]You're an excellent cook. [x]You have a hard time understanding love Your birthday is February 4th [x]People feel like they can open and talk to you easily Total: 6 Looks: Hair Color: Brown with some bloned high lights and black tips Long or Short: Lonngg Straight or Curly: Curly Eye Color: Blue', Big or Small: Uhm? Tats: Last I checked...no... Piercings: one ear piercing This or that? Fire or Ice: Both can pick Day or Night:Night. no compataion Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate! Tea or Soda: tea helps with my haed hurting Juice or Water: water White Milk or Chocolate Milk: White milk Italian or Chinese: BOTH! I CANNOT CHOOSE!! McDonald's or Burger King: No to both Pizza Hut or Domino's: Domino's Watermelon or Kiwi: watermelon Strawberry or Blueberry: Blueberry Cherry or Banana: Cherries are awesome! Summer or Winter: WINTER!! Rainy or Sunny: Rainy. LOVE THE RAIN! Snowy or Rainy: Snowy, love the Coldness! Love or Money: Definitely love. Mates or Dates: Mates!! Couldn't live without mah buds! Have you ever... Smiled for no reason: my mind is a mess so yes Danced in the rain: All the time :D Sang out loud: I am right now! Kissed in the rain: Nopeee Gotten in a bar fight: ...I'm 12... Done drugs: Nope Been drunk: Nope Been in love: cant tell im 12 Sat on a roof: yes Gotten thrown out of a store: yes Cried over a guy (if yes, was he worth it?): Nopeeeee Played an instrument: yes fulte and paino Smoked a cigarette: I don't do stuff like that STOP ASKING! Lied: Duh. I don't think there is one person in this world that hasn't lied! Cheated: ...yes Stolen: Noo Stayed up all night: All the time Been arrested: Nope My story 7 school and 8 kids Pics. If you can't beat the enemy, join them... then kill them in their sleep. Never knock, people love being surprised. |
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