Hey guys,

I got on to this site to read all the different stories, low and behold I suddenly got the urge to write my own. Read and review, then tell me it they're any good.

xXx

Everything that you should ever want to know about me...

Favorite color: Royal Blue

Siblings: One

Half-sisters: None that I know of

Half-brothers: Read "Half-sisters" for answer

Friends: TONS

Stereotype: "Know-it-all"

Hobby: Reading, writing, swimming

Instruments: Flute!!

Sport: Hockey, swimming, football (American Version)- only to watch though... I'm really, really, really uncoordinated.

Favorite movie: Air Force One (and anything else with Harrison Ford in it)

One word to describe myself: Bossy (blush)

One sentence to describe myself: Controlling, perfectionist who's way is defiantly "my way of the highway," yet with a totally sweet and empathetic side.

xXx

19 different things you can do to maintain a healthy level of insanity in your day-to-day life.

1. At lunch time, sit in a parked car while wearing sunglasses and pointing a hair dryer at all of the passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3.Every time someone asks you to do anything, ask it they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage container onto of your desk and label it In."

5.Put decaf in the coffee machine for three weeks. Once everyone had gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo slot of all of your checks write, "For sexual favors."

7. Finish all of your sentences with, "In accordance to the prophecy."

8. Stop using punctuation.

9. Whenever possible, skip, rather than walk.

10. When every you go out to eat order a diet water, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-thru orders are, "To go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask, "Why don't the poems rhyme?"

14. Put mosquito netting around you work area and play tropical sound all day.

15. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't come to their party because your not in the mood.

16. Have all of your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM scream, "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run of your lives! They're lose!"

19. Tell your kids over dinner, "Due to the economical situation, we're sorry to say we're going to have to let one of you go."

xXx

Some of my favorite sayings

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

If you think nobody cares if your alive of not, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you lend some on twenty dollars and never see that person again... it was probably a wise investment.

Duct tape is like "The Force." It had a light side and a dark one, and it holds the universe together.

Love is like a game of chess. One false move and you're mated.

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said, I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness." Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

Don't judge a book by it's cover -- judge it by the movie.

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

xXx

If you have weird friends put this on your profile

If YOU are weird, put this on your profile

If you have misspelled or have forgotten how to spell a word under four letters...put this on your profile

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, put this on your profile

If you have ever fallen down the stairs, put this on your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, put this on your profile!

If you have ever tripped over you own feet, put this on your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa put this on your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a converstation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation, paste this on your profile!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile. (My friends call me "Ball Magnet" I honesly don't think that there is any type of ball remaining that has not hit me in the head...)

If you think that living life completely without computers is useless, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign then copy this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know that Barney is evil and should die, copy and paste this on your page!

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you say "yeah..." a lot copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

xXx

I c a n s t i l l r e a d t h i s i f y o u c a n c o p y a n d p a s t e t h i s o n y o u r p o r f i l e.

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xXx

REMEMBER WHEN ..

Getting HiGH meant swinging on a swing at the playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
"M o M" was your hero?
"D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
When your worst enemies were your siblings?
Race issues were about who could run the fastest?
When WAR was a card game
Life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do...WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Really Are Now

xXx

Which TDI Character are you most like?

Courtney:

(X) You are/were a CIT

(X) You want everything right

( ) You get mad easily

(X) Everything is important to you

( ) You are/were on the Student Council
(At my school it was a popularity contest and I refused to participate even though everyone really wanted me to.)

( ) Everything turns out wrong for you

(X) You fall for the delinquents/criminals
(So true, major crush on every bad-boy until I found Mr. Right.)

(X) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly (…depends on whose calling the rules…)

Count: 5

Justin:

(X) You're the eye candy

(X) People often stare at you

( ) People faint when they see you

( ) You lie to most people

( ) Beauty is a talent to you

(X) You once/often get photo shots

( ) You don't care about anything but beauty

(X) You're gorgeous (I asked my boyfriend this one and he said, “Like duh.” But I’m not sure if that’s means he really feels that way or if he’s just blinded by love.)

Count: 4

Geoff:

(X) You love parties

(X) You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend

(X) You often make out most of the day (Well… only some days… DON’T JUDGE ME!!)

( ) You wear a cowboy hat

( ) You're the youngest sibling in your family

( ) One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"

(X) You are invited to all of the parties

( ) You skateboard

Count: 4

Noah:

(X) You are a bookworm

(X) Your IQ is off the charts/high

(X) You're in Honors classes

(X) Sports aren't your forte (I am really, really uncoordinated!)

( ) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky

( ) You're quiet

( ) You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex

( ) You don't like parties

Count: 4

Leshawna:

( ) You're the ghetto girl

( ) You wear baby T's

() You easily get pissed off

(X) You love winning

(X) You have a great taste in style I have my own style

(X) You know how to dance

( ) Rap is one of your favorite music genres

(X ) You often wear hoop earrings

Count: 4

Lindsay:

( ) You are/were a blonde

( ) You're dumb

( ) You take Gymnastics

(X) Your boobs are big

(X) You're a "Daddy's Girl"

(X) You fall for the jocks

(X) Your eyes are blue (Mine are blue-ish green-ish)

( ) Makeup looks pretty on you (This is a dumb question)

Count: 4

Katie

( ) You have a BFFFL

( ) You have big hips, but skinny body

(X) You're pretty

(X) You're often sweet

(X) You blush easily

( ) You wear pigtails

(X) You listen to Pop Music

( ) You're skinnier than your friends

Count: 4

Beth:

( ) You are a wannabe at sometimes

(X) You have a best friend

(X) You wear/used to wear braces

(X) Singing is one of your hobbies

( ) You easily fall for the eye candy

( ) One of your favorites colors is pink
(I hate, hate, hate, hate PINK!!)

( ) You work on a farm

Total: 3

Bridgette:

( ) You surf

( ) You're a vegetarian

(X) You care about the environment/Mother Nature

(X) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you

( ) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail

(X) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

( ) You get along with everybody

( ) Everything should be natural to you

Total: 3

Cody:

(X) You love technology

(X) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys (Guilty as charged.)

( ) You are a quick healer

(X) You easily get sun burn
(Just see “Your are pale” under Ezekiel.)

( ) You have a gap between your front teeth

( ) A poor diet scares you

( ) You play the keyboard

( ) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you

Total: 3

Owen:

( ) You're overweight

( ) You fart a lot

( ) You can burp the ABC's (No…but my sister can. Does that count?)

(X) Everyone loves you

(X) You love adventure

( ) You're out of shape

(X) You love to eat (Come on, who doesn’t?)

( ) You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath

Count: 3

DJ

(X) You love animals

(X) Everybody loves you

(X) You've been raised right

( ) Everybody is your friend

( ) You are most of the time happy

( ) You never get mad

( ) You get scared easily

( ) Group hugs are cuddly

Count: 3

Tyler:

(X) You suck at sports

( ) You often wear red

( ) You wear a head bandana

(X) You wear sweat clothes

( ) You're tall

( ) You have brown hair and brown eyes

( ) You have a fear of an animal

( ) You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes

Count: 2

Trent

( ) You play/played the guitar

( ) You often wear green

( ) You've been heartbroken

( ) Your favorite number is 9

(X) You care for the people you love

() You're still looking for that special someone

(X) You act weird sometimes

( ) You easily fall in love

Count: 2

Eva:

( ) You often lift weights

( ) You wear knee high socks with gym clothes

( ) You've been through anger management

(X) You are competitive

( ) You can lift anything

( ) Happiness is not your forte

(X) You often don't fall in love too easily

( ) You're never happy

Count: 2

Duncan:

( ) You have/had a mohawk

( ) You've been to jail/prison (NEVER!)

( ) You love skulls and crossbones

(X) You have piercings
(Hello, ears!)

( ) Green is one of your favorite colors

( ) Punk is one of your favorite music genres

( ) You pick on dorks

( ) You have a smug facial expression sometimes

Count: 1

Ezekiel:

( ) You're homeschooled

( ) You're a sexist

( ) You have/had/wear a toque
(A what?)

( ) You often say "eh"

( ) You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday

( ) You pick your nose often

( ) You have no friends

(X) You are pale
(Like ivory white! I just don’t tan! Ever!)

Count: 1

Izzy

( ) You're crazy/psycho

( ) You were once wanted by the police/RCMP

( ) You're a redhead

( ) Fire is your addiction

( ) You love acting silly

( ) You run a lot

( ) You want to be called by your nickname

(X) You've camped out in the woods

Count: 1

Gwen:

( ) You're goth

( ) You have highlights

( ) You wear blue lipstick

( ) You wear fishnets and black

( ) You make the first move

( ) Preppy things piss you off

( ) You have a younger brother

( ) Annoying things irk you up

Count: 0

Harold:

( ) You can be a pervert at some times

( ) You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"

( ) You're a dork

( ) You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy

( ) You read comics

( ) You breathe loud

( ) You get picked on most of the time

( ) You save chewed gum (EWE!!)

Count: 0

Heather:

( ) You're the Queen Bee

( ) You are/were a cheerleader

( ) You often lie about being nice sometimes
(Whoever wrote this question was an idiot- often and sometimes shouldn’t be used in the same sentence like this.)

( ) You often get embarrassed sometimes
(Ugg, same thing!)

( ) Weird people make you mad

( ) You break couples up

( ) You often call people "losers"

( ) You are never trusted

Count: 0 (Thank goodness)

Sadie

( ) You have a BFFFL

( ) You're chubby

( ) You cry without your best friend

( ) You accidently do things wrong

( ) You do everything with you best friend

( ) You easily cry

( ) You love to squeal

( ) You often do things wrong

Count: 0

DISCLAIMER: I don't own most of the characters I base my stories off of. I do however own the plots and some of the other much less famous characters.