"Is this a regular occurrence?" Sherlock asked, his dark curls already wilting in the heady steam of the bathroom. "You forgoing my body in favour of your own little hand?" Sherlock catches John during an intimate moment in the shower and draws his own, misguided, conclusions. Co-written with Emmish.

John asks Sherlock how he knows he doesn't like sex if he's never had it. We all know where this is going. NC-17.