Lets do this Naruto intro style... Hello My name is Alex and my last name will not be given since I have a Facebook and you could stalk me, I'm six two, a male, weigh 167 pounds, interested in girls a little older or younger than me(a year or so), My likes are Anime, a certain girl named Eli, Basketball, Skateboarding, Hanging wit my peeps, mountain biking, running, hiking, dogs, romance and especially reading fan fiction and manga/writing fan fiction. My dislikes are rapists, terrorists, racist, ignorant Americans(not all are bad just some),people who use drugs besides weed one time in college, fake people and parents who force religion on kids(while I think religion is important not for the faith but for morals) and people who want attention so they try and kill themselves(suicide is a serious issue and those people who truly wish to end their live need all the support they can get) or set a forest on fire. My dreams are to pass high school with good classes and all my credits for college then get into a good one like UC San Diego or UCLA and if not then off to the marines/Air force we go! My other dreams are to start a family in a small town either in California(I live here) or Colorado(I want my kids to be raised where there are small communities and to see real winters not the ones in cali because I've never seen any snow in real life).

Fun Facts about me!

I'm in eleventh grade but I should be in tenth(I'm 16, sep 17)

I used to be scared of roller coasters but now the bigger the better

I love Of Mice & Men, Bring Me the Horizon and Asking Alexandria

never gotten high even though people have offered, but I have drunken but never gotten drunk or even close

My GT for xbox live and steam is R0B0ManBearPig just in case anyone wants to add me

My first and only kiss was when I was thirteen at summer camp with this one blond chick named cat(her name was Catherine we just called her cat) and I never saw her again

I support gay marriage but I dislike when men act feminine or "gay" even when they are straight, it just annoys me)

Boobs are great but over C cup is to much in my opinion

I'm more of an ass guy when I think about

If your a girl my age and comes up to me and I don't know you and you compliment my band shirt(of mice and men or bring me the horizon) I will ask if you wanna make out

Music makes me happier than my family does(That is really sad but its the truth and it makes me feel bad that I think that)

When I was in elementary school there was Naruto fight club where me and like 10 other friends would just beat the living shit out of each other(I know what your thinking, it probably wasn't that bad or its just kids playing, well NO I broke a couple fingers and sprained my arm multiple times) I was fucking awesome

In PE after we run the mile and I beat everybody by a whole minute and my friend comes up to me and asks if I want to get water I say in a *Russian voice* water is for pussy! vodka for man! and walk away

Me after two days of no sleep... SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

I prefer android over apple and currently have a HTC one

at first I hated Naru X Saku but now I say if either that or Naru x Hina happens I will still want Naru x FemKyuubi but I still prefer Naru X Hina

One of my favorite quotes is "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard"

If you want a selfie of me just PM me

If you have ever liked or even fallen in love with a girl/boy please, I'm begging you get the nerve and go tell them! I guess I'm different from most people because I can go up to and just talk to my crush but when I want to actually want to ask her out I can't work up the nerve to and my experiences has tormented me for the past year. Now let me tell you the story of a girl I fell madly in love with and that I'm barely over right now, so it was last year and it was a little past the first semester of school and I had barely noticed her and she was actually in all six of my classes so I took the opportunity when we got back from winter vacation to introduce myself and ask her what her name was so we started talking ya know once we got through introductions and what not but at this time I had no feelings toward her at all really but I did notice she was pretty. as the year went on we got closer and talked all of the time, but mostly in our last class were we sat next to each other, but within a month we both realized that we had so much in common but other things we were polar opposites. Time went on and we kept talking even though we got moved in our classes a couple seats across from each other but we would usually move to talk near the end of class, every day as i walked home I had a lot of time to think because I live an hour walk away so I would always wonder why when I would ask her to go on a date and I would always resolve to the nearest Friday but I never went through with it. now it was two months before school ended and this was when I was convinced that she liked me back, on multiple occasions I saw her looking at me in the corner of my eye but when I turned to her she would look away, and to be honest I did the same thing to her. Later she even started stealing little things from me as a joke but whenever I would come close to her and try to get it back she would just giggle and in between laughs say things like "Ahh no Alex!" in a pouting way or "No its mine now!" also in a pouting way but I would smile and say something like"fine" or "whatever" like I was frustrated and turn my back to her but in reality I wanted to lean in just a little closer and kiss her with all of the love and passion I could give(I never cared for whatever she took I just wanted to be close to her) and never giving them back. now it was the final week of school and I was forcing my self to go through with it and ask her or even just get her number to hang out during the summer, but when I went to go ask her I started forgetting what I wanted to say so I just panicked and remembered that she wanted me to sign her shirt since she didn't get a year book so I just asked her to sign it and while I was I was having a battle with myself to write my phone number next to my name and tell her to text me later but I was to weak and when I was done I got up and she gave me a hug and I told her to have a great summer when she got on the bus and I started walking home, but as I started walking home my sorrow and regret turned into anger and me being a 6 '1 broad giant saw the nearest metal electrical box and punched it as hard as I could and made a huge dent in it my hand hurt like a bitch but my heart hurt even worse after that day and for the rest of the summer. And as the summer went by I started realizing that I didn't just have a crush on her, actually fell in love with this girl, the entire time I was with her throughout the school year I completely forgot about sex or anything related to it I just wanted to be with her and before with all m little crushes I just wanted to literally fuck them whenever I saw them and I just became a horny bastard but with her I never felt that way, well I mean sure a little on the days when she wore leggings or yoga pants i was a little uncomfortable but that was really it. Now if you read that entire thing and you have a crush or are madly in love with someone please I beg of you don't make the same mistake I made because I regret it almost every day of my life.

I will only write Naruto and maybe fairy tail fan fiction and these are my favorite pairings:

Naruto

Mei(just for looks)

Yugito and Nibi(The whole bad kitty that needs to be punished thing really, really turns me on, just sayin)

FemKyuubi(Why won't this actually happen!)

Fuu(Dammit kishimoto, killing her off before we knew she existed)

FemGarra(If Garra was a girl this would also soooooo happen)

FemHaku(if the story is good then this could compliment it)

FemSasuke(If Sasuke was actually a girl in canon this would soooooo happen)

Tayuya(red meets yellow was amazing go read it!)

Hana(The whole animal side to her also really turns me on)

Yugao(I love red, orange, purple, pink, or blue hair on girls its really sexy)

Kurotsuchi(She has the physical appearance that I would want in a girl besides the chest of a 12 year old boy part)

Kiba

Hinata

Tenten

Temari

I will probably only write those, although I do enjoy some other pairings in other anime

Natsu

Lucy

Erza

Lissana

Grey

Juvia

Favorite anime are:

Naruto

Fairy tail

Attack on Titan

One peice

Bleach

Full Metal alchemest

Stories

Mizukages bodyguard(OneShot and only wrote it to see if I could write a very perverted lemon)

Naruto: Kitsune Sennin (will be a long term story I will work on.)

Future story - I won't post all of them because people like to steal ideas for their first story(even me) before the light in their head goes off like crazy and they come up with all kinds of stuff.

NarutoXKurotsuchi story - (will be a very short story and depending on how it goes then it might have a sequel) Everything Canon up until sasuke kills Orochimaru, then out of loss for purpose Kabuto instead of absorbing him he kills himself thus delaying the fourth great shinobi world war. After Tsunade finds out about Naruto's role in the Suna invasion arc and how he defeated the ichibi she immediately promotes him to chunin. After he is promoted Naruto's heritage is announced to the village and the around the elemental nations. Naruto hears about an upcoming Jonin selection exam and heads off to Kumogakure were he will participate. There he meets a girl that will consider him at first an enemy, then a friend and then maybe something more?

Yaoi disgusts me, so don't request.

If you just wish for Sakura to shut up paste this.

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