Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.

“Come on, mate, we all know that professors are only so horrible and uptight because of their complete and utter lack of a sex drive.” The Marauders decide to take matters into their own hands and Remus and Sirius get trapped in the divination tower. RLSB