Hey there, you! If you're wondering why I haven't been on in so long that would be because I discovered an even better website for posting stories: Wattpad. The reason it's better? More users. And personally I find that the types of stories I write now are different than what is popular on here, but it's popular on Wattpad, I guess. So if you want to find me there: Ruby_Sunset. DON'T EXPECT WARRIORS STORIES! I write other kinds of stories now. :)

The Stupid Test

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people the blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (I had skittle-spit come out my nose when coughing... does this count?)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (Almost.)
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else (Nope, actually I am a good shot... and I'm safe.)
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum (it was spit... and I sat in it) on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (That was a sad day... very embarrassing.)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (Hey, I didn't actually leave the house.)
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on (I did, and I KNEW the flash was on...)
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. (Does talking to a two year old count?)
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

1. Find a globe. K. Spin it. K. What does it say. Algeria

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Their... kind of boring.

3. What can you hear right now? My family... being weird. i.e. Clapping, talking about kiefer water, talking like a three year old...

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. My sister's fish...

Me: Hey dude, sup?

Carlos: *swims*

Me: Stop swimming man.

Carlos: *swims*

Me: What did I just say, Carlos?

Carlos: *swims*

(Can I just state the fact that Carlos is dead now and my sister got a new fish and killed it too?)

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Umm... nothing? My family doesn't have dish or anything.

6. Type your name with your elbow. moonlit demiser: I am a demiser! FEAR ME!!! XD

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? A piano.

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Wind!

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was talking to one of my friends on facebook.

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Aefsmoina... hey, at least you can (sort of) pronounce it!

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narniachick, Jesus' girl 4ever, powerrangersfangirl22, TailsDoll13, Moonlit Demise,

If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen, Obiwriter341, powerrangersfangirl22, TailsDoll13, Moonlit Demise,

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you're single and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small"(Shorty: What's wrong with being small?!) and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D :P :) ;) :XD

If you can say that you have dreamed about your favorite book, copy and paste this into your profile.

42 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who wants to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." Then have your friend start acting up.
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39 times.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention

Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're sharper than knives.

People are like Slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and be quite.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

Albert Einstein Quotes

Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. This is relativity.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity but I'm not so sure about the former.

The true sign of intelegance is not knowledge, but imagination.

We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking that we used to create them.

A man should look for what is; not what he thinks should be.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits.

Try not to become a man of success, but rather a man of value.

It's not that I'm so smart it just that I stay with my problems longer.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.

If you can't explain it simply, you don't know it well enough.

Logic will get you from A to B, but imagination will take you everywhere.

There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; or you can live as if everything is a miracle.

I have no special talent, I am just passionately curious.

The only source of knowledge is experience.

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.

You have to learn the rules of the game, then you have to play better than anyone else.

The Insanity Test

(X) You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

(X) You have ran into a glass/screen door.

(X) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

(X) You have run into a tree/bush.

(X) You have been called a blond.

(X) You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

() You just sang them to make sure.

(X) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

(X) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

() You type with three fingers or less.

() You have accidentally caught something on fire.

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling

(X) You have fallen asleep in class.

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking.

(X) Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

() People often shake their heads and walk away from you

(X) You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

() You use your fingers to do simple math.

(X) You have eaten a bug accidentally...

() You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

(X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

() You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

(X) You break a lot of things.

(X) You tilt your head when you're confused.

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.

(X) When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

(X) The word "um" is used frequently.

() You don't know what "um" means.

(X) You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

(X) You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Grand Total: 23

Now divide by 38 and times by 1oo

60.5263157895% Insane I'M INSANE! Actually, I'm pretty sure this is correct! :D

Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry.You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in God's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch.Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Your mistake.

Your choice.

But it's not your life.

So don't take away another life because you made a mistake.

If you're against abortion, repost this and add your name to the list. samredlamb7, Dapplepelt, Moonlit Demise

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU MADE IT TO THE END OF MY PROFILE!