High-flying lawyer Ino Yamanaka is scrambling complete this year's mandatory pro bono service hours. She takes on what should've been a simple case – except, well, her client is Deidara. As it turns out, prissy ice queens and volatile ex-cons do not play nice. Deidara x Ino.

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

Having watched the whole truth from his brother's view, Sasuke found life had lost its meaning for him. Without his beloved big brother, he did not want to continue anymore. Thus, he decided to join Itachi, who had already departed from his Edo-Tensei body, in death. But what if something interfered? Was this a second chance? / Time-travel, Sasuke-centric

Sougo doesn't love China girl. He just likes being in her life, that's all.

A bored Okita looks for his monstrous rival finding her to be doing something...unexpected. Now he's in an all out war for his rivals attention(or at least that's how he sees it) while trying to keep it under wraps. "I'm not possessive!" I know bad summary, it's an OkiKagu fic with an OC.

Kagura tries to catch a sugar daddy. Sougo complicates things. One-shot.

Naruto and Sasuke are both working shitty jobs over the holidays. But a chance encounter and a bottle of tequilla make things a lot better. Co-written with CapturedByNoodles NaruSasu

Uchiha Itachi is a lot of things: a genius, kin murderer, traitor, S-rank missing nin. Uchiha Sasuke acknowledges all that. But ultimately, he's still Aniki. Semi-SI!Sasuke

AU. When his girlfriend told him she had new roommates, this is not what he had expected. SasuIno

Sometimes everyday pressures and small annoyances can overshadow the reason people fell in love in the first place. Sasuke slowly realizes that he might have let something irreplaceable slip away without a fight. Will he be able to get it back in the end? Break-up/Make-up but NOT a cheating fic! Main pairing: SasuNaruSasu, some SasuNeji, some GaaNaruGaa AU. CONTENT EDITED per ToS.

Kagura and Sougo's life told throughout the years and how they'll never stop bothering each other.

Fate has torn the two apart, but not forever, they will find each other again, in their next lives. AU

Pein is not pleased no one showed up for his meeting. Time for a wake up call! WARNING: Rated M for very strong language. Crack. One-shot.

"Look, I just think you should do a... test... while you're out here. No strings, no risks. You hate feeling like an ass because you end up breaking up with every girl you think you love. Just... try it with a guy, and see how it goes," Kiba said, flinching at the glare his best friend Naruto threw at him. After all, he had found the perfect candidate. Yaoi (boyxboy) SasuNaruSas AU

"This is a call from Tokyo Bar. I'd just like to inform you that your… girlfriend, is a bit drunk at the moment. Could you please pick her up?" In other words, pick her up before she embarrasses herself. ItaIno. Modern AU.

The first time she met him, he was a cold arrogant hard ass. He still was. His dark eyes looked at the world through the lens of noble disdain. He was born into an elite world of wealth and power. Of lies and secrets. She was a bright girl with a stubborn conceit that made her both beloved and hated. And she was beautiful. So was he. So was his brother. SasuInoIta. Modern fic.

Naruto runs an underground newspaper called 'The Daily Ramen', focused on poking fun at the fragile egos of the rich and famous. How does Sasuke respond when he moves to town and gets in Naruto's crosshairs? Not particularly well. But who said arguing can't be foreplay? AU Edited for FF's Tos. Cover by lobstirrchwan (link inside)

AU. Love, life, and letting go. Apparently, Australian immigrant Temari no Sabaku still has a lot to learn. One-sided ShikaTema. ShikaIno.

Peace, the seemingly impossible dream of our ancestors, is finally here but then you came into the world and wailed very loudly. Now as days go by, it makes me wonder if we really did achieve peace. –Uchiha brothers to Boruto.

She's being shipped out to good 'ole Land of Sand, and there's not a single thing she can do about it. Gaara x Ino

Sasuke took a summer job as being a lifegaurd, things were getting dull till he found a innocent girl. NarukoxSasuke

The council has been pushing Gaara into political marriages and he's not happy. When Konoha sends Sakura to report on Suna's medical facility, he jumped on the chance to buy him some time. But when Ino arrives in place of Sakura, he undergoes emotions and thoughts he didn't know he possessed. Can he still stick to his plan with this beautiful, infuriating blonde getting in the way?

"First comes love"...eh, still working on that... "Then comes marriage" ...check... "Then comes baby, in a baby carriage" ...*gulp* oh Kami. Series "Love Is..." Book One. Complete. Sequel posted.

Temari thought she had gotten into a relationship with Shikamaru, so why was Ino always there? (InoShikaTema) *SPOILER 2AVOID DA FLAME -COUGHCOUGHthishasashikainoendingCOUGHCOUGH-*

Mao was cleaning Gaara's room when she found stacks of porn books under his bed. Then when all misunderstandings have been cleared, Gaara just have to make her worry by saying he wasn't interested in a woman! So, as the best friend of the sand siblings, she decided she would teach Gaara everything about a kunoichi's strongest weapon! GaaraxOC! Lemon! R&R!

Kagura is being stalked and for the next three days, with Gin and Shinpachi leaving, she'll have no one to protect her. Not that Kagura thinks she needs protecting. Especially when the guy that gets tasked with being her bodyguard is none other than her hated rival- Sougo Okita. Among the chaos and bloodshed of the next three days, the definition of 'hate' might just change.

Because even geniuses and Uchihas can't be the best at everything. Rated for language.

They said luck was what happened when preparation met opportunity. That must mean she was just really very unlucky. GaaIno.

What if Itachi had survived that epic battle with his younger brother Sasuke? What if, after finding out the truth, Sasuke decided to follow with his brother's will? The bond between two brothers cannot be broken as easily as Sasuke had once thought and he finds himself wanting to protect Itachi just as Itachi had protected him for all those years. Not Yaoi!

GaaIno. It was really dumb to become attached to someone you knew you couldn't keep.

"We're already getting along bad enough. Why don't we just get married?" GaaIno.

Itachi and Sasuke reunite during the war. SPOILERS FOR MANGA CHAPTER 550. Sickeningly sweet ItaSasu platonic brotherly fluff. NOT UCHIHACEST.

Feeling a bit sentimental, Itachi revisits the abandoned Uchiha compound. He checks out his old room, and finds a drawer half open. Inside is a note. From Mikoto. The date matches that of the massacre. Her last words to him are in that letter. She knew.

Have you ever wondered how the Bingo books get pictures of S-class criminals? Akatsuki. Giant Chanel sunglasses. Pure, crack fun.

Pein comes back from a mission to find his members in a...less than desirable state. Stupid cravings. And wasn't it all Tobi's fault anyway?

Kisame respectfully observes his partner's morning routine, determining whether this would be a good day or a bad day - COMPLETE.

There is only one thing in the world that Gaara agrees with Shukaku on. Their mutual hatred of paperwork...

Hit over the head by an unidentified object, Ino suffers from temporary Amnesia. And now she needs to learn about her life that she lead, the things that changed over the years and also the fact that she didn't get married to Sasuke.

Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.

In the midst of their battle, Sasuke turns into a child. AU. Gen. Itachi, young Sasuke. Oneshot. Spoilers for chapter 402 of the manga.

Sasuke tries to show his brother how much he loves him, and Itachi promptly retaliates. Nothing more then brotherly love, kind of sad.

It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot

There's something wrong with Itachi.

Uchiha Itachi as seen through his mother's eyes.

AU Itachi survived the battle between him and sasuke by millimeters, and sasuke already knows the truth from madara...kind of a brother bonding fic not meant to be uchihacest AT ALL DISCONTINUED

ShikaIno. They say body heat helps warm you up quicker.

After Gaara's siblings decide its in his best interest and Suna's if he gets married, a leaf kunoichi is picked and a marriage is arranged. Can Ino and Gaara find love despite the circumstances?

Even thought Itachi is brought back to Konoha by Sasuke ... Sasuke is refusing to get along and it just may take lunch at a certain barbecue place to bring them both around. ItaSasu NOT INCEST

Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.

Gaara knew that being the youngest Kazekage in history would be difficult, but nothing could have possibly prepared him for something like this. Mockfic. I am highly proficient at summaries.

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

[COMPLETED] Sasuke frowned at the trail of blood on his floor. Heart pounding, he followed it. There was the door. He slid it open, and the world seemed to tumble into chaos. His brother was there, leaning on the wall, a baby in his arms.

[ONESHOT] Sometimes you just have to learn to read between the lines. After all, don't actions speak louder than words? ShikaIno.

It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.