I write about DC comics(mostly Justice League), Marvel(usually X-men, Avengers, Fantastic Four, and Spider-Man), Pirates of the Caribbean,(mostly Captain Barbossa, Captain Jack Sparrow, and The Crew of the Flying Dutchman), Star Wars(usually During the Clone Wars), Harry Potter( mostly the Marauders, Severus Snape, and Harry Potter and friends as grown-ups with kids), Lord of the Rings( usually Aragorn as a Dunadain, Gandalf on the white Council, and after the Return of the King), Indiana Jones(mostly Short Round and Young Indy), Maximum Ride(before Angel Experiment), Alex Rider(anything), Artimes Fowl(just about anything), and the Farsala Trilogy(after the third one).

If you had that urge to want to sing "I Got a Jar of Dirt", copy this.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If, for some odd reason, you noticed that it was a miracle that something from the ship didn’t conk Lord Beckett in the noggin when he was about to die, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice verse copy this into your profile

If you got invited to the magnificent garden party, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Post This in Your Profile If...

...your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confuzzled expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense.

...you could follow AWE when you first saw it. Everyone thought it was confusing, I dunno why! I understood it completely.

...you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed.

...you wish that a fictional character was real.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you KNEW that the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune, and all were composed by Mozart

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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, person, or other large solid even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.