A/N: This version of the story is discontinued. The new version/continuation is currently in the writing process. Now an adult, Mason "Dipper" Pines lives on his own. His life is like any other, normal, boring. But what happens when an all too familiar face (The snobby rich-girl from his childhood, Pacifica Northwest) comes back into his life?

This is a AU where the Pines Twins are born earlier, it's also where Mabel is the favorite between them and Dipper is put through a scenario where he looks out for himself, after a series of events he's sent to camp Musket originally against his will, where he trains to be each countries ideal child soldier, this story tells how he does it, making allies and enemies along the way.

(On Hold/Writer's Block) Mason "Dipper" Pines was accepted to the newly co-ed private Magic Academy but will it go as he wanted it or will it all end in ruin. (Story from Dip & Paz. Might be a Harem.)

Pacifica needs to find her way again, and only Dipper can help. This story is a Dipper/Pacifica smut.

Sequel to "No Goodbye". Dipper made a promise to his mom at the funeral that he would protect Mabel through anything. But when another horrific incident occurs causing his sister to be kidnapped, how much help can Dipper's promise be in order to save his twin? Rated M for mentions of abuse child endangerment and angst.

Set three years after Weirdmageddon, Dipper and Mabel return to find that things aren't as they left them. Old friends become more than that, or break apart. Will contain Dipcifica. Rated M for future events. Please review, all criticism helps me improve!