Oh hey. I'm a blonde, British prick who has a fanfiction profile purely to procrastinate from exam revision.
I'm about as prepared for moving out to go to university as I am for the outbreak of nuclear war.
Well, I've probably thought about the nuclear war one slightly more. D:

I'm blind in my left eye.
Eye related humour is always appreciated, because there's nothing sadder than a person who takes life far too seriously.
For your pleasure, have some one-eyed emoticons.
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"IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU WINK, BECAUSE TO YOU IT'S LIKE BLINKING! HAHAHAHAHA."
- One of my best friends.

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I'm a bit of a Twitter addict.
My music taste is better than yours.

NO REALLY.