Flash Fyre: Hello! My name is Flash Fyre.

My favorite word is why. Remember that.

Did I mention that I get really cranky when it comes to swearing?

I guess I didn't.

Flash Fyre: I don't care if you know this already, but I'm a Victini.

Fake Uxie: What's a Victini?

Flash Fyre: Victini is a legendary pokemon from the Unova region.

Fake Uxie: What's Unova?

Flash Fyre: Unova is a region in the pokemon world.

Fake Uxie: What's pokemon?

Flash Fyre: (get's mad) YOU are a pokemon, you @#$%^&*!!!!!!!

Real Uxie: Language!!

Fake Uxie: What's "@#$%^&*!!!!!!!"?

Real Uxie: Language! (takes out a notebook that looks like it's a million pages long) "@#$%^&*!!!!!!!" is a swear word.

Fake Uxie: What's a swear word?

Zekrom: "@#$%^&*!!!!!!!" is a swear word!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Real Uxie: LANGUANGE, EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flash Fyre: Okay, this is getting out of hand.

Reshiram: SHUT UP, YOU "@#$%^&*!!!!!!!"

Real Uxie: Language!

Flash Fyre: NOBODYCALLSFLASHFYREA"@#$%^&*!!!!!!!"(Uses Searing Shot at Reshiram, who flies away)

Real Uxie: Language!

Reshiram: HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME, YOU @#$%^&*!!!!!!!(Uses Blue Flare at Flash Fyre, who runs around yelling for water)

Keldeo: (Uses Aqua Jet on Flash Fyre) Language, @#$%^&*!!!!!!!

Coballion&Terrakion&Verizion: YOU'RE THE @#$%^&*!!!!!!! (Uses Sacred Sword on Keldeo, who faints)

Real Uxie: HOLD IT! Is this a swearing story, or an introduction story?

Darkrai: IT'S A SWEARING STORY, YOU...YOU...YOU...ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T SAY IT!(Uses Dark Void on Uxie, who is awakened by Cresselia's Lunar Wing)

Flash Fyre: Actually, for your 411, it's an introduction story. MY introduction story.

Darkrai: Shut up.

Flash Fyre: You shut up.

Darkrai: You shut up.

Flash Fyre: You shut up.

Darkrai: You shut up.

Flash Fyre: You shut up.

Darkrai: You shut up.

Flash Fyre: You shut up.

Darkrai: You shut up.

Flash Fyre: You shut up.

Darkrai: You shut up.

Flash Fyre: You shut up.

Darkrai: You shut up.

Flash Fyre: You shut up.

Darkrai: You shut up.

Flash Fyre: You shut up.

Darkrai: You shut up.

Flash Fyre: You shut up.

Darkrai: Whatever.

Flash Fyre: Whatever.

Cresselia: Thank you people for not swearing.

Darkrai: Shut up.

Flash Fyre: Shut up.

Everyone Except Darkrai, Flash Fyre, Cresselia, Real Uxie, Fake Uxie, Azelf, Mespirit: (Facepalm) SHUT UP, @#$%^&*!!!!!!!s

Real Uxie: Ummmmm... I think you should end the introduction now.

Flash Fyre: Why?

Real Uxie: Because...

Flash Fyre: Because what?

Real Uxie: Well...

Flash Fyre: Well what?

...(One day later)...

Real Uxie: WILL YOU EVER GIVE ME A CHANCE TO SPEAK?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Flash Fyre:...no.

Real Uxie: (faint)

Azelf & Mespirit: YOU SHOULD END THE STORY BECAUSE, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, IF YOU DON'T STOP IT RIGHT NOW, THIS PLACE IS GOING TO BLOW UP FROM ALL THE SWEARING GOING ON INSIDE IT!!!!!!!!!

Flash Fyre:...oh.

Azelf & Mespirit: (faint)

...(one day later)...

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The entire place blows up from the swearing. Flash Fyre decides to end the story.)

Arceus: You only end the story after everything blows up? Some kind of author you are. (Uses some kind of move that puts the entire place back together)

Flash Fyre: SHUDDUP, YOU "@#$%^&*!!!!!!!"

Real Uxie: (recovering)(totally steaming) LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Uses Explosion)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The entire place blows up)

THE END of Flash Fyre's introduction story