NEWS:

February 24: Sorry, but I deleted Sirius' Guide on How Not to Prank. I am no good with multi-chaptered storys yet. I can't keep up with updating it. Expect to see more one-shots though!

And now for a funny:

List 10 of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1. Harry Potter

2. Remus Lupin

3. Ron Weasley

4. Sirius Black

5. Hermione Granger

6. Draco Malfoy

7. James Potter

8. Oliver Wood

9. Dobby

10. Rubeus Hagrid

What would you say or do if…

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

"Voldy-senses tingling again? Here, why don't you sleep with me tonight."

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Maybe it will make Harry jealous... I know, mean.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

"Like what you see?" Wink, wink.

Number 4 announced s/he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

I wonder what the children will look like...

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Take the opportunity to get to know her.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Charm off his swimming trunks and run like hell.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

"I'm RELATED to Harry? This is so awkward, I owe him an apology." Wink, wink

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Go yell at Fred and George for letting a bludger hit their captain.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

"I'm telling Harry!"

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

"But I wanted to see the unicorns in the forest!" Pout.