RockerGirl0709
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Joined 06-13-09, id: 1968944, Profile Updated: 11-19-14
Author has written 16 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Vampire Knight, Kingdom Hearts, and Undertale.

Welcome to RockerGirl0709's Profile!

Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOD, it's been forever since I've been on here!!!!! Well, how've you guys been??? I am now 21 (wow how times fly @_@) I am almost finished with my school at TCC (then on to a University), and I am STILL trying to publish my books (still suffering slight writer's block

Name: Rachael (or Rae)

Description: I am the shy/quiet one out of my group of friends, and I don't really consider myself a leader. I like to go with the flow of things!

Appearance: Brown hair, brown eyes

Age: 21 (woot!)

Favorite Music: Rock n' Roll baby!!

Favorite Animes: Ouran High School Host Club, Vampire Knight, Full Moon O' Sagashite, DN Angel, Rosario Vampire, Save Me Lollipop (dubbed version of Mamotte! Lollipop), Zatch Bell, Azumanga Daioh, Fruits Basket, Shuffle!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Sgt Frog, Negima! (probably my new obsession), Romeo X Juliet, Hell Girl

Favorite Mangas: Ouran High School Host Club (best manga in the world!), Vampire Knight, Full Moon O' Sagashite, Rosario Vampire, DN Angel, Hell Girl, Millennium Snow, Skip Beat, Record of a Fallen Vampire, Loveless, Castlevania, Vampire Kisses: Blood Relatives, Anima, Shugo Chara, Mamotte Lollipop, Her Majesty's Dog, Fruits Basket, Black Bird, Blood, Fullmetal Alchemist, Zatch Bell, Negima! Magister Negi Magi

Favorite Movies: Anything vampire/werewolf related!

Favorite TV Shows: Supernatural, Fringe, American Idol, Outsourced, iCarly, Being Human, America's Got Talent

Favorite Video Games: All of the Kingdom Hearts games

Favorite Books: Maximum Ride series, House of Night series, Vampire Kisses series, Cirque Du Freak series, Suck It Up, The Iron King

Favorite Things To Do: Read, play video games, draw, write, sing, dance, listen to music, and have tons of fun with my family and friends

Favorite Anime/Manga pairings: HikaruxKaoru, TamakixKyouya, KyouyaxKaoru, TamakixKaoru, TamakixHikaru, HoneyxKaoru, TamakixHaruhi, RoxasxNamine, ZeroxYuki, MitsukixTakuto, MerokoxIzumi, NinaxZero, NegixAsuna, NegixNodoka, NegixAnya, TohruxKyo

Anime/Manga character that I love: Ouran High School Host Club - Hikaru and Kaoru (most definitely), Tamaki, Mori, and Honey

Vampire Knight - Zero, Aido, Ichijo, Shiki, Kaname and Yuki

Full Moon O' Sagashite - Takuto, Meroko, Izumi and Mitsuki

Mamotte Lollipop - Zero, San and Forte

Negima!? - Negi, Asuna, Evangeline, Nodoka, Fei Ku, Kaede and Chamo

Kingdom Hearts - Sora, Roxas, Namine, Demyx, Zexion, Xigbar, Larxene, Luxord, Axel, and all of the Final Fantasy characters in that game

Anime/Manga characters that I hate: Ouran High School Host Club - Haruhi, and Renge

Vampire Knight - Kaname and Yuki (I love and hate them)

Full Moon O' Sagashite - Mitsuki's grandmother

Mamotte Lollipop - Nina and Ichi

Kingdom Hearts: Xemnas, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexaeus, Saix, Marluxia, Kairi, Riku and Diz

Favorite Voice Actors: Vic Mignogna - Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club), Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist), Dark (D.N. Angel), Forbesii (Shuffle!), Spirit (Soul Eater), Zero Kiryu (Vampire Knight), Ichiru Kiryu (Vampire Knight), Greece (Hetalia: Axis Powers)

Caitlin Glass - Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club), Winry Rockbell (Fullmetal Alchemist), Forte's Mother (Mamotte! Lollipop), Nerine (Shuffle!), Chachamaru Karakuri (Negima!), Chisame Hasegawa (Negima!), Lala (D. Gray-Man), Sumomo (Sgt Frog)

Luci Christian - Mitsukuni Haninozuka (Ouran High School Host Club), Wrath (Fullmetal Alchemist), Clara (Fullmetal Alchemist), Rokka (Mamotte! Lollipop), Nadeshiko Benibara (Shuffle!), Medusa (Soul Eater), Asuna Kagurazaka (Negima!), Lenalee Lee (D. Gray-Man), Koyuki Azumaya (Sgt Frog)

Greg Ayres - Kaoru Hitachiin (Ouran High School Host Club), Forte Sheared (Mamotte! Lollipop), Bido (Fullmetal Alchemist), Negi Springfield (Negima!), R Gray (Sgt Frog)

Todd Haberkorn - Hikaru Hitachiin (Ouran High School Host Club), Keroro (Sgt Frog), Allen Walker (D. Gray-Man), Death the Kid (Soul Eater), Kimihiro Watanuki (Tsubasa, xxxHolic), Ren Ichimoku (Hell Girl), Yakumo (Mamotte! Lollipop), Itsuki (Shuffle!), North Italy (Hetalia: Axis Powers)

Travis Willingham - Takashi Morinozuka (Ouran High School Host Club), Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist), Eustoma (Shuffle!), Yu Kanda (D. Gray-Man), Free (Soul Eater), Toga Yagari (Vampire Knight)

Aaron Dismuke - Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist), Hiro Sohma and child Akito Sohma (Fruits Basket), Yasuchika Haninozuka (Ouran High School Host Club)

Laura Bailey - Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket), Maka Albarn (Soul Eater), Evangeline A.K. McDowell (Negima!), Ayaka Yukihiro (Negima!), Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist), Kanako Kasugazaki (Ouran High School Host Club), Kurumu Kurono (RosarioVampire), Asami (Sgt Frog), Maria Kurenai (Vampire Knight)

Jerry Jewell - Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket), Arai (Ouran High School Host Club), Barry the Chopper (Fullmetal Alchemist), Rin Tsuchimi (Shuffle!), Russia (Hetalia: Axis Powers), Lau (Black Butler)

J. Michael Tatum - Kyouya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club), Scar (Fullmetal Alchemist), Komui Lee (D. Gray-Man), Ichii (Mamotte! Lollipop), Nagi Springfield (Negima!?), Yamaguchi (Shuffle!), Dororo (Sgt Frog), Giriko (Soul Eater), France (Hetalia: Axis Powers), William (Romeo X Juliet), Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler)

Monica Rial - Renge Houshakuji (Ouran High School Host Club), Lero (D. Gray-Man), Lulu Bell (D. Gray-Man), Lyra/Dante (Fullmetal Alchemist), San (Mamotte! Lollipop), Konoka Konoe (Negima!), Kazumi Asakura (Negima!), Satsuki Yotsuba (Negima!), Momoka Nishizawa (Sgt Frog), Asa Shigure (Shuffle!), Tsubaki Nakatsukasa (Soul Eater), Mey-Rin (Black Butler)

Christopher Sabat - Ritsu Kasanoda (Ouran High School Host Club), General Cross Marian (D. Gray-Man), Ayame Sohma (Fruits Basket), Alex Louis Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist), Narrator (Negima!), Giroro (Sgt Frog), Eibon (Soul Eater)

Colleen Clinkenbeard - Eclair Tonnerre (Ouran High School Host Club), Miranda Lotto (D. Gray-Man), Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist), Rose Thomas (Fullmetal Alchemist), Sakurako Shiina (Negima!), Shizuna Minamoto (Negima!), Mrs. Furbottom (Sgt Frog), Kareha (Shuffle!), Marie Mjolnir (Soul Eater), Yuuko Ichihara (Tsubasa, xxxHolic), Cordella (Romeo X Juliet), Angela (Black Butler)

Brina Palencia - Yue Ayase (Negima!), Ai Enma (Hell Girl), Nina Tucker (Fullmetal Alchemist), Eliade (D. Gray-Man), Aquamarine (Mamotte! Lollipop), Shiro Takaoji (Ouran High School Host Club), Tamama (Sgt Frog), Tsubomi (Shuffle!), Yumi Azusa (Soul Eater), Chibi North Italy (Hetalia: Axis Powers), Juliet (Romeo X Juliet), Ciel Phantomhive (Black Butler)

Brittney Karbowski - Black Star (Soul Eater), Nina Yamada (Mamotte! Lollipop), Anya (Negima!), Hinako Tsuwabuki (Ouran High School Host Club), Lisianthus (Shuffle!)

Mike McFarland - Ranka Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club), Toma (D. Gray-Man), Ritsu Sohma (Fruits Basket), Jean Havoc (Fullmetal Alchemist), Masayoshi Yoshiokadaira (Sgt Frog)

Leah Clark - Youka (Mamotte! Lollipop), Ayanakoji (Ouran High School Host Club), Nodoka Miyazaki (Negima!), Fuyuki Hinata (Sgt Frog), Blair (Soul Eater)

Carrie Savage - Zazie Rainyday (Negima!), Satomi Hakase (Negima!), Rachel (Soul Eater), Angol Mois (Sgt Frog), Kaede Fuyou (Shuffle!), Rima Toya (Vampire Knight), Momoka Kurakano (Ouran High School Host Club), Lydia (Fullmetal Alchemist), Mei-Ling (D. Gray-Man), Nina Sakura (Ultra Maniac), Hermoine (Romeo X Juliet)

Cherami Leigh - Patricia "Patty" Thompson (Soul Eater), Kirimi Nekozawa (Ouran High School Host Club), Setsuna Sakurazaki (Negima!), Akira Okochi (Negima!), Primula (Shuffle!), Road Kamelot (D. Gray-Man), Elicia Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood), Riru (Mamotte! Lollipop), Natsumi Hinata (Sgt Frog), Elizabeth (Black Butler)

Eric Vale - Zero (Mamotte! Lollipop), Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket), Tohru Suzushima (Ouran High School Host Club), Justin Law (Soul Eater), America (Hetalia: Axis Powers), Canada (Hetalia: Axis Powers), Zolf J. Kimblee (Fullmetal Alchemist), Arystar Krory The Third (D. Gray-Man)

Characters That I Am

Negima! - Nodoka Miyazaki

Ouran High School Host Club - Haruhi Fujioka

Sgt Frog - Natsumi

Vampire Knight - Yuki Cross

House of Night series (not a manga) - Stevie Rae

Other Accounts of Mine:

Youtube: AnimeMangaLover0709 (1 video that my sister helped to make. Still check out our username SoraRoxaslovers0927!)

DeviantArt: RockerGirl0709 (4 pictures now! Woo-hoo! One of them is a little fan art that I did for my Ouran Dares story. So please check out my account and comment :3 Thanks a bunch guys!)

If you are reading this, please check out my work. And if you have an account on any of those, please review them and rate them. It would mean a lot to me. Thanks! _

Now, here's some fun stuff for the people!! Copy and Pastes! Yay!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (If they choose to be gay, they choose to be gay.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
(I don't. I just believe in God!)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I'm only part Irish, thanks to my mom's side of the family. Not fully though!)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (I may not be on the dance team, but I've been dancin' since I was about eight!)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (I may dress a little punkish, but I don't curse or do drugs! So there!)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
(Black looks good on me. It's my second favorite color.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
(Okay I'm white, but I'm not a nagging thief!)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (That depends, is Jensen Ackles married?)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I'm pretty, but I'm still a virgin!)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I am not! I loved singing since I was in the fifth grade, and a lot of people have too.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (No, I'm just to shy to find the right guy for me, that's all.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I like to be comfortable, and yet look cool at the same time.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (I'm not ready to have sex yet. I'll wait for when I'm in my twenties like a normal person should.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
(I like video games, got a problem with that?)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
(I always bring my lunch to school! And it's healthy!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
(Not true. All the cute guys have already been taken! Dang it!)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (I've never dated anyone before, but I am punk. I hate dresses!)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
(What's wrong with homosexuals? If that's how they want to live their life, fine by me. It don't hurt my feelings any.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
(I like my friends just the way they are. I'm not racist.)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
(I don't want to be like all the snobs in the world.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (I have plenty of self control! My weight is just the right weight for my height. But I could be a little skinnier.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
(Oh yeah, says who?)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I'm not going to do something to my body that would destroy it!)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (I am not! I'm just a nice girl!)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (I do not! They just happen to be my friend's friends!)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I never think little of people.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Does it look like I'm in a crazy house?)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (I like Marvel comics!)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (Last time I rode a horse...it drove me into a tree!)
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(So what?))
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Okay, maybe for Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin. Hehehe!)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I am not weak.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (That's not true!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I may not be emo, but I do want to become an author when I grow up. Does that count?)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (What if I don't want a stereotype?)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I never caused any havoc.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (I have a hard time going up to people because I'm shy.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (I care about the air that I breathe, and I don't like people cutting down our oxygen supply.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Okay, maybe I have a slight texting problem...)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (Abortion is just wrong, man!)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (I watch my little sister every freakin' day! So I am a very responsible person!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I love my family, thank you very much. But, I wouldn't mind a little alone time once in a while.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (They're a bunch of liberals.)
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.(lol)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I am not gay! But I do love the Hitachiin Twins from Ouran High School Host Club!)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Hey! At least I'm different from everybody else!))
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (I don't like having a bad mouth. It makes me look bad.)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (At least I'm young!)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (I'm very smart, thank you very much.)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Sometimes I can be sensitive...if I want)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (Only when it comes to grammar and punctuation and such)

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. (I like having my things neat and tidy and in good shape!)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (I'll tell them, if I want to tell them...only if I want to tell them.)

.If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile.

.If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

.98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

.If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

.If you like to write, copy/paste this in your profile.

.Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

.If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

.If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

.If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

.If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy an paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile.

if you like writing paste this onto your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this onto your profile!

A true Pokémon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokémon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokémon holds. And you'll love Pokémon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokémon fan, then copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door paste this into your profile.

If you LIKE WAFFLES, copy this into your profile! Add your name- Twilitassassin13, Meco45, RockerGirl0709

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

You know you’re in the 2000’s when…

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Mintytooth, Mistytail, RockerGirl0709

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count)

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

This was made by me, RockerGirl0709. If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile

This next bit here is the cutest, sadest thing ever...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

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SUPPORT THE KITTY!

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If you didn't know that Forte from Save Me Lollipop and Kaoru from OHSHC dubbed version were the same voices until now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you didn't know that San from Save Me Lollipop and Renge from OHSHC dubbed version were the same voices until now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you didn't know that Rokka from Save Me Lollipop and Honey from OHSHC dubbed version were the same voices until now, copy and paste this into your profile

If everytime you hear someone say "weasel", you think of Itachi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate the fact that Itachi is gone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Quick! Number your 12 favorite Ouran characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1- Tamaki

2- Haruhi

3- Hikaru

4- Kaoru

5- Honey

6- Mori

7- Kyouya

8- Renge

9- Nekozawa

10- Ranka

11- Misuzu

12- Usa-Chan

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

- EW! No!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

- YES!! Yes, yes, and a million times yes! Does that explain how much?

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

- O.o WTF?! Do they even know each other?!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

- No, not really

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

- Haruhi and Mori, huh? Well, it could probably work out

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

- Neither! Poor Honey would be scared to death if either of those happened!

7) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

- Um...Hikaru wants to get closer to Haruhi. And the only way he thinks that he could do that is to go out with her father. Is that a good enough summary for ya?

8) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

- There probably is one out there somewhere, but I've never seen one. Besides, I prefer to read HikaxKao fanfics!

9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic

- Kyouya and Usa-chan?! I don't even think I can think of a title for that!

10) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

- I really don't know

11) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

- A story on Misuzu?! Highly doubtful!

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

- Probably! Well, considering it being with Haruhi and Kaoru. I'm still not quite sure about Honey though

13) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

- 'I love cute, handsome, young men!'

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

- I'm an Ugly Girl!

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

- Don't read unless your life really depended on it!

16) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

- 'Haruhi, I love you! Even though you already know that!'

Why We Don't Care

The world is a playground

Fit to try a new game

No matter how different, opposed, or insane

It’s meant for two lovers

Who share a similar look

Who smile and are devilish

Who don’t play by the book

Disgusted and fearful

Society will cover their eyes

Conflicting and fighting

The boys don’t seem surprised

What’s it matter if kin

Are lovers and brothers

Really it doesn’t

If they care immensely for one another

Instead of shunning the strange

Welcome it with an open mind

On this planet so different

Twincest you’re bound to find.

This was made by leshamarieinuyasha!! If you support the Hitachiin Brothers and Twincest paste this up on your profile as Why We Don't Care.

And those of you who are reading this, it would make me very happy if you read leshamarieinuyasha's stories and reviewed on them! She would love it very much if you guys cared to take the time to read and review on her stories. And believe me, I've read them and they are good! I should know, I'm her twin! LOL! I luv you Tsuin-chan!

I DO NOT OWN THIS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM

Best Friends: This is for me and my Tsuin-chan Alicia!

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

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Oh anime, anime! Where would we be?
If your presence not grace us ever so fully?
I know just what to do; we should propose a grand toast!
The grandest of toast with your preferred host!

Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Pick a partner to take to our anime ball!
We have every character; just tell us your type:
Height, eyes, hair color, and favorite plight.

Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?
The person in charge, who knows just what to do,
until rejected, then goes to his emo corner to cry “boo hoo!”

Or is the smart one the way you will go?
He smiles up front, he puts on quite the show.
No problem too big for him, the solutions are clear.
But a darker side will show if you get too near.

And then we have twins, who are rarely apart.
Could it be incest, or brotherly heart?
Mischievous, impish, the troublesome lot.
They differ in some ways, just don’t ask me what.

Perhaps the strong and silent man suits you best.
Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.
You may feel he’s no emotion as life passes by.
Dare offend his friends, and then you can expect you will fly!

But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.
Do not be deceived, his age is more than he appears,
and he knows kung-fu! Whoa. Watch out little dears!

Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
Who will smile, take orders, and won’t put up a fight.
He listens and counsels, importantly deems.
But is everything with him just as it seems?

What if you’re a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our host club is comprised of guys,
a woman’s touch is at work beneath your eyes.

Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud,
the manager can always catch quite the crowd.
The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!
No one knows what she thinks or of who she is fond.

And another you may find, with a mind open as can be.
A poor little girl that can set the rich free.
Although, go after her, you’ll hear Tamaki scream,
“If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!”

Choose any one; our doors are open for you!
This night is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners, so you should be okay.

Post this poem to your profile if you love Ouran! I did! XD

30 things to do when u catch Hikaru and Kaoru in the middle of one of their make out sessions:

1.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to keep for yourself

2.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to send to your friends, and Kyoya to put on the host club website

3.Squeal until your lungs give out

4.Faint

5.Remain silently staring at them wide eyed until they finally notice you

6.Get out a sound recorder; press record

7.Take one of their discarded shirts and run off with it as your souvenir

8.Once they've both gone nude, take all their clothes and all the clothes from their closet; replace them with girl's clothing

9.Kneel next to them on the floor near their bed and whisper "Intimate"

10.Play "Toxic" on a music player

11.Hand Hikaru a pair of handcuffs and whisper "You're welcome"

12.Walk up to them and say "A piece of advice: Kaoru shouldn't moan so loud. It'll wake the neighbors"

13.Stare for a second then say "Vaseline would work better" walk out

14.Attempt to fall asleep on their bed next to them

15.Paint them, (whether you paint a picture of them or paint ON them is up to you)

16.Start debating to yourself whether this is going to become an M rated image

17.Go on the computer and try to find an appropriate emoticon for the faces they're making

18.Notice the way each of their hair is parted and walk out grumbling "And here I thought Kaoru was the uke. Boy I was wrong."

19.Try and convince your friends that you're actually watching this over the phone

20.Video tape it for you tube

21.Watch until they've finally broken apart then hop onto the bed yelling "My turn!"

22.Watch them until they see you and ask what you're doing, before they're done asking interrupt and say "Thanks. I was bored." and walk out.

23.Ask: "Is it hot in here?"

24.Start counting how many other fan girls would kill to be in your position

25.When they start moaning each other's names say: "He's right there! Can you see all right?"

26.Chant: "Come on Hikaru! Go for the neck! The neck!"

27.Grab a pair of pom-poms and cheer: "The twins are red hot! The twins are red hot! The twins are R-E-D H-O-T!!"

28.Get in a maids outfit and walk in asking: "Do you need anything? Tea? Water? A collar and leash?"

29.Get a professional's camera and start taking pictures yelling, "That's it! Yes! Hikaru stick your tongue in! There! Perfect!"

30.Pop popcorn

If you have either thouroughly enjoyed or fainted reading this list, feel free to copy it into your profile! _

Hello people! I just want to give out a big thank you to a very special and awesome writer named penguin070594! He loves my show Ouran Dares, and is currently writing two stories related to it - with my permission of course! _ One of them is an Aftershow, where the hosts of the Host Club talk about their dares and how evil they were! Hahaha! And the other is a story about me and him enroll into Ouran Academy and haunt the hosts for life! If you are one of my readers and are currently reading this, you should check his stories out! It would mean a lot to both of us! Thanks a whole bunch, and hope to see your future reviews! I LOVE YOU PENGUIN! _

penguin070594: Yay! I found RockerGirl's profile!! Mwahahahahaha!!

Me: Penguin! What are you doing here?!

penguin070594: Well, since you ruined my profile by touching a lot of buttons, I decided to do the same to your profile!

Me: ...Penguin?

penguin070594: Yeah?

Me: I was looking for the button that made coffee!

penguin070594: ...Oh...oops

Me: sighs Do you want a cookie?

penguin070594: Yes!

Me: Then leave my stuff alone!

penguin070594: I'm sorry RockerGirl! T.T

Me: You should be! Here's your cookie!

penguin070594: Cookie! nibbles on cookie

leshamarieinuyasha: Tsuin-chan! Where's my cookie?

Me: Oh Tsuin-chan, I didn't forget about you! Here you go!

leshamarieinuyasha: Yay! nibbles on cookie

If you've met your not blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get's excited at just two Reviews copy this into your profile

ANOUNCEMENT! ANOUNCEMENT! ANOUNCEMENT!!

IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY OURAN DARES FANS, THEN YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS! I AM HOLDING A CONTEST FOR EVERY OURAN DARES FAN FOR A CHANCE TO BE ON THE SHOW AS A GUEST! EVEN IF YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN ON THE SHOW ONCE, YOU CAN BE ON IT AGAIN! ANYWAYS, THE CONTEST IS TO DRAW A MANGA COVER FOR OURAN DARES AS IF IT WERE TURNED INTO AN ACTUAL MANGA! I THINK THIS WOULD BE REALLY COOL! IT LETS ME KNOW HOW CREATIVE YOU GUYS ARE AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THE SHOW! I WILL ALSO BE DRAWING A PICTURE MYSELF TO POST IT AS MY AVATAR...ONCE IT'S DONE OF COURSE! AND, IF YOU WANT ME TO, I WILL POST YOUR PICTURES ON MY DEVIANTART ACCOUNT! BUT, I WILL SAY THAT IT IS MADE FROM THE MAKER! I AM NOT GOING TO SAY I MADE IT! I'M NOT LIKE THAT! BUT IF YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT, LET ME KNOW! ALSO, IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS, PM ME! I'LL BE GLAD TO TELL YOU ANYONE'S DESCRIPTION! OH! AND MY EMAIL IS POSTED ON MY PROFILE, SO SEND ME YOUR PICS TO MY EMAIL! THANKS SO MUCH, AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL!

ROCKERGIRL0709

The iPod Shuffle-

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. What is your motto?

Fading Fast - The Go-Go's (...huh?!)

2. What do your friends think of you?

Witch Doctor - DDR (...No comment)

3. What do you think about most often?

Loves Me Not - T.A.T.U. (snivels that's true TT)

4. What is 22?

Something To Believe In - Poison (O.o o...k...I LEARNED NEW MATH!!)

5. What do you think of your best friend?

Poison - Alice Cooper (O.O I...I never knew my friends thought of me that way... snivels)

6. What do you think about the person you like?

Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me) - Jonas Brothers (That...makes no sense what so ever!)

7. What is your life story?

Losing My Religion - R.E.M. (O...kay...I'M A GOOD PERSON MOMMY!)

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Man, I Feel Like A Woman - Shania Twain (Well...at least it's a woman!)

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Let's Do The Timewarp Again - Rocky Horror Picture Show (O.O Well...that's...awkward...)

10. What do your parents think of you?

Blue - Eiffel 65 (Mommy...Daddy...you really think of me like that?)

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

What A Feeling - Jennifer Rush (... starts dancing)

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Numb - Linkin Park (O.O ...I need to go lie down...)

13. What is your hobby/interest?

Castle Walls - Styx (Castle Walls? Hobby? ...Breaking down castle walls? Now that sounds like an interest!)

14. What is your biggest secret?

The Greatest Show Unearthed - Creature Feature (O-okay...I am a little weird...maybe a freak T.T)

15. What do you think of your friends?

I Wanna Be Like You - Jonas Brothers (O.O But...some of them scare me...sometimes... XD)

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Nothing I Won't Give - Vic Mignogna (Nothing! Nothing will be the worst! I can survive ANYTHING!!)

17. How will you die?

Doll - TERRA (O.O I'm gonna turn into a doll?!)

18.What is the one thing you will regret?

Funkytown - Lipps Inc (Um...getting funky?)

19. What makes you laugh?

Obsession - Animotion (Obsessions make me laugh? Awkward...)

20. What makes you cry?

Breathe - Faith Hill (...snivels A little T.T)

21. Will you ever get married?

Untouched - The Veronicas (O.O Um...is that a yes...or a no?!)

22. What scares you the most?

Babe - Styx (...I need to get my ears checked)

23. Does anyone like you?

Rinne-Rondo - ON/OFF (...)

24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?

Wannabe - Spice Girls (I...highly doubt I'd do that...)

25. What hurts right now?

I Want You To Want Me - Cheap Trick (Does that explain enough?)

26. What will you post this as?

Mountain Song - Janes Addiction (Again...no comment)

Pick 10 characters from Ouran High School Host Club and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1. Hikaru

2. Kaoru

3. Tamaki

4. Haruhi

5. Mori

6. Honey

7. Kyouya

8. Renge

9. Nekozawa

10. Usa-chan

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Hikaru...wanna share the bed with me? XD

2 asked you to go out with him?

Yes!! kisses Kaoru passionately

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

EEEEEK!! Tono! throws shampoo bottle at his head You PERVERT!!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

...Haruhi...and Nekozawa? Now that's a wedding I gotta see! Sorry Tamaki, you just got burned!

5 cooked you dinner?

Mori? You cooked me dinnner? Awww...thank you! That's so sweet! _

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

AWWWW!! Honey's so cute when he's sleeping! hugs Honey

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Kyouya?! There must be some mistake!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

...YAY!! does happy dance

9 made fun of your friends?

NEKOZAWA!! hits Nekozawa with squeaky hammer No making fun of my friends!

10 ignored you all the time?

...Meh...I wouldn't mind. I mean...he is a stuffed animal...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Hikaru would act like a hero and kick the killers butts...and then carry me like a princess and take me to his house to rape me -_-

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Dress in a sexy doctors outfit and play doctor with me! XD

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Um...a rose? And possibly a peck on the cheek? Idk...we're talking about Tamaki! Now if it were the twins...

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Do what she would normally do...call a fire department and help me get out of the house...

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Put a hand on my shoulder and tell me "Everything's going to be alright" XD

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Um...nothing! I'd just give Usa-chan back to him! I'm already with Kaoru!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Uh...idk...smile? But then again...his smile scares me! O.O

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Renge: Let's go shopping! _

Me: glares at Renge

Renge: O.O hides behind sofa

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Uh...giving me a cheer that's actually a curse?!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

...Not quite sure...hug me? Or...hug him? O.o

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Uh...cuz he's smoking hot! XD But I luv Kaoru more! glomps Kaoru

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

KAORU!! How could you do this to me Kaoru?! I thought you hated Nekozawa!! Why Kaoru why?! T.T

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

I'm not worried about our parents getting along...I'm worried about if ME AND TAMAKI will get along! glares at Tamaki

Tamaki: O.O hides behind sofa I'm sorry for stealing you away from Kaoru! T.T

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

You can have him Haruhi! Just as long as no one else takes Kaoru away from me! hugs Kaoru protectively

Kaoru: smiles It's okay RockerGirl...I'm not leaving you ever!

Me: looks at Kaoru and blushes Kaoru...

Kaoru: kisses me

Me: smiles and kisses back

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

MorixHoney? Um...maybe? Well, considering all the youtube videos I've seen...

6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Since we're talking about Honey...i don't think he'd do that. But if he did...I'd tell him to stop and give him cake

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Kyouya's following me...kinda creepy!!

Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

It's okay...you were just born ugly

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Um, no! Who know's what Nekozawa did to it!

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Probably forever...considering all the kids that are there!

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Probably! Considering it's Hikaru...I picture him listening to Rock...so yeah!

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

She'd probably take pictures of the 'new and improved' Kaoru, and post them on the hosts' website

3 told 6 she started her period?

Wow Tamaki...I never realized you were actually a girl!

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7?

Haruhi! Stop hitting Nekozawa with a fish! pulls out squeaky hammer Use this!

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Mori cusses Kaoru out in German?! I never knew Mori knew German! And Tamaki's watching?! He'd probably tell Mori to apologize to his 'son'

Me: Mori! Don't cuss out my Kaoru! hugs Kaoru

Kaoru: I feel loved _

6 got high?

O.O TAKE COVER!!

7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

snickers Wow Kyouya...that dress looks...really good on you... bursts out laughing

Kyouya: Shut up or I'm taking Kaoru away!

Me: HISSSSS!!

Kyouya: O.o O...kay...

8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about?

Renge: What is this?!

Me: What's what?

Renge: You kill me?!

Me: Yeah pretty much! _

9 can't stand 1, so how does she get her revenge when he spills Soda all over her?

Nekozawa can't stand Hikaru? Nekozawa spills soda on Hikaru...idk. Shine the flashlight on him? XD

10 starts working at a bar?

What the heck?! I though he worked at Chuck E. Cheese! What happened to that?! You bad bad Usa-chan!

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

Hikaru got pregnant from Kaoru?! Wow...and here I thought Kaoru was the uke...

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Swimming with Tamaki? No thank you! He wouldn't want to see me in a bathing suit anyway...where's the fun in that? -_-

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Hmmm...Haruhi vs. Kyouya...hard decision...but probably Haruhi since it IS a commoner's game...

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

Animals...no doubt about it

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Honey and Hikaru? Hmm...perverted sweets! Although...poor Honey wouldn't understand TT

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?

Kyouya stalks Nekozawa home...Usa-chan sees this...awkward! He wouldn't do anything! Except fall over!

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

Goes on Youtube to watch moe!

If you can NEVER seem to get enough of fluffy twincest, copy and paste this into your profile.

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile(Hikaru &Kaoru Hitachiin of course!)

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

Girls Don't Realize These Things; I DON'T OWN THIS!!

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize This'

You say yellow, I say blue! You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS! You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF! You Say Jonas Brothers I Say Get a Life! You Say Pop I Say Rockl! You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

If you're a chocoholic, you know what to do.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If somone has ever does somthing kinda funny and you bust out laughing and can't stop for at least 5 minuates, copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your favorite charachters in almost all the animes or mangas are the wierdest ones, copy and paste this into your profile.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God..

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 15 (Whoa! Awkward!)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
x You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 11 (O.O My God! I'm more like a dude than I am a chic! What's wrong with me?! Oh wait...I know the answer! I'm a tom-boy! XD)

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Rocizzle (...)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Cat (O...kay...)

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Laraine Davis (Sounds...about right)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Morrorst (O.o Alrighty then)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Coke (...)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Roraulse (Ha! It sounds funny...)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Hurst

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Mew ( ... cracks up laughing Sorry...couldn't help myself...)

1) What's your name? RockerGirl0709

2) What do you think you will be at 20? An author

3) What is the air speed velocity of a swallow? No clue

4) Why is 5000 a really high number? Because it has more than one zero

5) How old are you? 16

6) What are you doing at this very moment? Typing the answer

7) Do you live on a farm? No

8)Do you have a ferret? They are sooooooo cute, don't you think?? Yes they are cute but no I do not have one. I have enough pets

9) Green or blue? Blue

10) Gold or Red? RED ALL DA WAY BABY!!

11) What books don't you like? School books -_-'

12) What's the last book you read? Suck It Up :D

13) What's on your TV RIGHT NOW? Nothing

14) Have you watched The Phantom of the Opera? Nope

15) Who's the last person you talked to, and what did you say? penguin070594, Yayz!!

16) Where are you? My room

17) Look up. Now look back. What do you see? Words

18) What was the last thing you ate? A cherry moonpie

19) What's your personality like? Shy, I follow people around a lot and can't make good choices by myself sometimes. I suck T.T
20) Who do you have a crush on? No one -_-

21) What was the last thing you thought? About Soul Eater
22) Say "George W. Bush." What pops into your head? The American Flag

23) You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Move into a bigger house

24) What scares you? Needles, losing my family and friends, and getting bad grades...yes that is a fear

25) Who do you hate? Liberals, and snobby stuck up people
26) Have you ever had monkey brains? No

27) How about cow brains, I'm sure you've eaten some of those, no? No

28) Have you had a hot dog? Yes

29) Did you know there's cow brain in hot dogs? ...I'll never eat another hot dog as long as I live

30) Do you think you're going to finish this quiz? Maybe...if I don't pass out first

31) Reach out and grab the thing closest to you. What is it? My phone
32) What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW? Nothing

33) What are you writing now? My answer

34) If you could be any author, who would you be? Ellen Schreiber

35) If you were Mr. Krabs, would you fire Squidward? Yes

36) What are your thoughts on writing? Um...it's fun! I plan to write forever!

37) Do you ever write? Of course!

38) What are your thoughts on Social Studies? EVIL!! .

39) On Math? Easy

40) On Grammar? THE BEST SUBJECT THAT EVER LIVED! Or...EXISTED! XD

41) On Science? Better than Social Studies

42) On eating? Mmmm...

43) On breathing? CPR!! ...Sorry... XD

44) On cats? (gasps) KITTY! (hugs kitty)

45) On dogs? PUPPY!! (pets dog's head) Hehe, fwuffy...

46) On gym? -_- (walks away)

47) Find a globe. Spin itWhat does it say? Nothing, I don't have a globe XD

48) What can you hear right now? The computer running

49) Have a conversation with the closest thing near you, other than yourself. Who is it, and what did you say? A book, so...read any good fanfictions lately?

50) What happned the last time you were on this computer? It froze -_-

51) Do you think Jack Sparrow is hot? If you are a guy, don't answer A little, but not as hot as the Hitachiin Twins! X3
52) Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Now open your eyes. What do you see?

53) Type your name with your elbows. What does it look like? RFTaockedrfGairl07y0o9i

54) What's the funniest CLEAN joke you've ever heard? Don't know...haven't heard a lot of good jokes lately

55) What movie title best describes your life? What movie title best describes the life you want to live? Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer -_- Alice in Wonderland

56) IF you were a rabbit, what country would you like to live in? London, I always wanted to go there, whether or not I were a rabbit

57) List all the organizations and clubs you've ever been in. Any interesting ones? Choir, Newspaper Club. Choir is very interesting...in my opinion

58) If there was a war between werewolves and vampires, which side would you bet on? Vampires!! XD
59) Have you seen the Naked Brothers Band? No and I don't plan to

60) Not counting airplanes, how high have you been? ...Just this morning...I had coffee :3

61) How deep down have you been? Really depressed.

62) Are you an alto or a soprano? Uh...both? I like to be in da middle :3

63) How many spelling errors have you counted so far? ...I have no idea...

64) Which is creepier: glass covering a swimming pool all of a sudden and you are trapped below it -OR- being attacked by a giant spider? Uh...the SPIDER!! Hello! It attacked me!

65) You can have brunch with 4 other people. These people have to be alive (well, yea). Who would they be? Greg Ayres, Vic Mignogna, Luci Christian, and Todd Haberkorn

Extra Credit Question:

If there was a big brawl at brunch, who would remain standing at the end? Luci Christian -_-

66) Have you seen a ghost, Bigfoot, or Nessie? Uh...no...but I was lifted up by a ghost does that count?! (true story!)

67) What's your worst memory of elementary school? All of it. Everyone made fun of me T.T

68) Have you ever called your teacher, "mom?" Nope

69) What was your MOST embarrassing moment? Uh...probably falling UP the school stairs in front of everybody -_-'

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a hit woman. I kill only males that use dumb pick-up lines. Like you.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Funny Stuff:

All the good guys are either gay, married, or fictional characters in media.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants, don't you?

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, my dear children, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. Success = Failure!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life hands you lemons, chuck 'em back at the guy who was demented enough to give them to you.

- Pick your birth month.
- Italic anything that doesn't apply to you.
- Bold the five-ten that best apply to you.
- Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath.

Please keep in mind that I tend to exaggerate and brag XD I'm sorry! It's how I was raised! Seriously, my Great Uncle wanted me to be a model :O

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds (Never had one in my life). Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generousand egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. Sit in the front row.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

FUN WAY TO KILL TIME

Pick a book. Go to page 56, line 3, word 6. What does it say? down

What can you hear right now My sister doing the dishes

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you, other than yourself. ...The water bottle doesn't like me T.T

Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Chowder

Type your name with your elbow RolckerGirl0709i

What happened the last time you were typing on this computer? Uh...I was talking with my friend

Stand up. Spin around 3 times. What do you see? My bedroom door

Find the third letter of all your answers. What do they spell? Wseolib

1.) At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Uh, both!

2.) If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? I would hope so! I paid good money to put on this act!

3.) Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? No...but they can speak up to them!

4.) Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? Well I don't know, why don't you try both and find out?

5.) How do you handcuff a one-armed man? Easy! You cuff his one wrist and cuff one of his legs! Make him walk like that too! I wanna see what happens!

6.) In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? So the reader can write their own ending! Hey, books gotta have alternate endings too!

7.) Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes? I guess...they want people to know what kind of tidy widies they wear

8.) If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? Uh, yeah! Jeez, what's with you people expecting me to pay for everything?! You break it, you pay for it!

9.) Why Does Pluto live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? Goofy is a mutated dog that's why! You couldn't figure that out?! Jeez, people!

10.) If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? Well yeah! Ghosts wanna watch movies too!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible, it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French
You’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
X Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
You're overly eccentric in everything you do.
X You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
X You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Total: 3

Kyoya Cool Type:

X You wear glasses
You are known for being "evil"
X Your favourite foods are anything spicy
You excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
X You hate waking up in the morning.
X You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Total: 4 (O.O Dang! More than Tono! That's scary)

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.
X You love cakes and sweets.
You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
You are/have taken a martial arts class
You are close to your cousins.
You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
Your favourite subject is math

Total: 1 (TT)

Mori Wild Type:

X You're the tallest out of your friends
X You only talk when you need to
X You're protective of people you care for.
You favorite food is Japanese food
When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
X You're not much of a leader but more of a follower (Depends on the situation)

Total: 4

Hikaru Devil Type:

X You and your sibling have a strong bond
You're a very cynical person.
X You like to mess with your sibling
X You're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
X You like Italian food
X You get jealous easily
X You don't make friends easily

Total: 6 (O.O Yay! That's more than Kyouya!)

Kaoru Devil Type:

X You like to play games
X Favorite subject, English
X You enjoy cosplay
X You're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
X You're very forgiving
X You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
You like playing tricks on people

Total: 6 (YES! I'M MOST LIKE THE TWINS! No wonder I mostly write in their perspectives...)

Haruhi Natural Type:

X You don't care about trivial things like appearance
You're tight with money
You get along with guys well
You're blunt about everything
X You're an excellent cook.
X You have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
X People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total: 4

Here's a little poem I, RockerGirl0709, made based on what I'm feeling

Loneliness

Why must I feel this way?

Why doesn't anyone care?

Are my feelings even real?

Or are they just dreams?

I just want to be like the other girls

That always get their happy ending

I wanna be able to meet the one

Who will always be there for me

Why does it even matter?

No one's ever going to love me

I'm going to be lonely my whole life

I know that for a fact

Afraid much?

Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
xAcrophobia - Fear of heights.
xAgliophobia - Fear of pain.
xAgoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds. (only crowds. I hate them -.-)
xAichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects. (come near me with one of those, and you DIE!)
Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
Androphobia - Fear of men.
Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
xArachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
xAstraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning. (sometimes I have this fear, sometimes I don't. Which is kind of weird)
xAtaxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness. (I'm becoming like my mom - a neatfreak -.-)
xAtelophobia - Fear of imperfection. (I'm a perfectionist! I don't care!)
xAtychiphobia - Fear of failure. (Only when it comes to grades)
xAutophobia - Fear of being alone. (When it comes to love, yes. When it comes to being alone in your house, no)

Total: 10

B
Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
xBathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep. (I have bad depth perception, don't blame me -.-)
Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
Botanophobia - Fear of plants.

Total: 1

C
Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
xClaustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces. (Again, no go with crowds)
xCoulrophobia - Fear of clowns. (CLOWNS EAT PEOPLE! HELLO!!! HAVE YOU NOT SEEN 'KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE'!?)
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.

Total: 2

D
Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
Domatophobia - Fear of houses.

Total: 0

Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
Equinophobia - Fear of horses.

Total: 0

G
Gophobia - Fear of marriage.
Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
xGlossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
Gynophobia - Fear of women.

Total: 1

H
Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
xHemophobia - Fear of blood. (Just like the fear of needles. I can't stand the sight of blood. It makes me feel sick)
xHerpetophobia - Fear of reptiles. (Snakes. Most definitely)
Hydrophobia - Fear of water.

Total: 2

I
xItrophobia - Fear of doctors. (Only when they suggest I get an injection. When they have those big ass needles in their hands, that's when they scare me)
xInsectophobia - Fear of insects. (Only when they're attacking you and huge! I don't do well when I see huge bugs!)

Total: 2

K
Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.

Total: 0

L
Lekophobia - Fear of the color white.
xLilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes. (Look at what they've done so far! Dorothy's house got blown away!)
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.

Total: 1
M
Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
Microphobia - Fear of small things.
Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.

Total: 0

N
xNecrophobia - Fear of death or dead things (Afraid to die. I don't even know what it'd be like so...I'm scared. I know it's the circle of life and everything, but I don't care!)
Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
xNosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals. (I don't like the smell. And again, needles!)

Total: 2

O
xObesophobia - Fear of gaining weight (I'm currently trying to lose weight. Whenever I step on the scale and I see the numbers go up...my heart stops)
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
xOphidiophobia - Fear of snakes. (Nasty things!)
Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.

Total: 2

P
Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
Pedophobia - Fear of children.
Philophobia - Fear of love.
Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid.
Podophobia - Fear of feet.
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
xPteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying. (Somewhat. I'm just afraid of the plane crashing...)
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.

Total:1

S
Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.

Total: 0

T
Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
Technophobia - Fear of technology.
Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
xTrypanophobia - Fear of injections. (Most definitely!)
xTychiphobia – Fear of accidents. (They're terrifying! Who'd want to be in an accident and either die, or be injured?! Not me!)

Total: 2

V-Z
Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
xXenophobia - Fear of strangers (Only when they kidnap you...that scares me.)
Zoophobia - Fear of animals

Total: 1

Total amount of fears: 27 (sad ain't it? T.T)

ATTENTION!!! I am now accepting any kind of fan art! I can understand if some of you don't want to do any fan art because you think you can't draw. But that's okay! It doesn't have to be drawn! It can be photoshopped or whatever! I just want to see who will be willing to send me a fan art of one of my stories! I would love to see the work of all my fans. And please know that I do not judge you or your work. That's why I'm asking you to send in your work, and if it helps, you will know that I am not judging your work. And if you do wish to make fan art for my stories, please send them to me via email so I can see _ Thank you to all my fans who love my work!

Love

I'm the girl who sits alone at lunch

I'm the girl who always got picked on in elementary school

I'm the girl who gets laughed at when she walks into the room

I'm the girl who can't get a date for prom because she's fat

I'm the girl who prays every night for true love to strike

I'm the girl who believes her prince charming will come

I'm the girl who gets rejected when trying to make friends

For many many years, I've tried my hardest to get a boyfriend

I dressed nicely, put on makeup, and smiled whenever someone looked at me

But did any of those ever work? No

So why am I still wasting time?

I'm wasting my whole life looking for my prince charming, when I know he'll never come

Am I going to be single for the rest of my life then?

This poem was created by me, RockerGirl0709

If this poem applies to you, copy and paste it into your profile

Let people know that you need love

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Rainspiral, AnimeFlowerGirl, Drink the Bleach, RockerGirl0709

STORY PROGRESS!!! (I bet you're all wondering how I'm doing on my stories right now so this is why I'm putting this up)

The High School Life Chapter 3 - 30/100

The Ouran Playlist Chapter 4 - 0/100

The Tenshi Experiment Chapter 6 - 0/100

The Sinful Seven Chapter 2 - 0/100

Poor Kaoru Chapter 2 - 0/100

Ouran Dares Chapter 12 - 0/100

The KH Survey

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions. Spread the KH fever)

SECTION ONE: The 'favorite' questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Um...Sora! Oh wait no...Demyx! Argh! I don't know T.T

2. You're favorite KH girl?

Namine

3. You're least favorite KH guy?

Vexen

4. You're least favorite KH girl?

Kairi

5. Favorite World? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

ATLANTICA!!! :D

6. Least Favorite World?

Twilight Town

7. Favorite Weapon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Keyblade!

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Shield...it's worthless...

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Stitch! I love the little blue dude!

10. Fav. Form? (aka Sora's Forms)

The Shadow Form...whatever that's called

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

SaixxDemyx. SAIX PUPPY! ...If you don't know what I'm talking about, type it into youtube

12. Least Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

SoraxKairi. Because Sora's MINE!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

DemyxxLarxene, DemyxxXigbar

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Heard Of?

SoraxRiku

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Not that I can think of

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Demyx

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/ Saix theroy?

Eh...remind me again what that theory is?

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Not really, but he is adorable :3

19. Do you believe that Marluxia's gay?

Hmmm, well let's see. He has pink hair, long hair, and flowers appear where ever he is...I'd say yes

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

YES!

SECTION THREE: Answer yourself

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine. They make a cute couple!

22. What's your theroy on KH: Birth By Sleep?

I have no idea. Never played the game cause it's only on PSP!!!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Not unless you can beat Larxene T.T

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Sora! No doubt about it!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Demyx! He's a rocker dude and I'm a rocker girl! ...No pun intended...

26. What's the most embrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Hmm...I can't think of anything. Well, unless you consider dreams...

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not who would you cosplay as?

No. But I would love to dress up as Kairi. Hey, I gotta find my Sora somehow right?

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Sora got pummeled by that guy in Mulan. Sorry Sora, but it was hilarious! XD

29. The Hardest Enemy/ Boss was...?

Larxene. I can't beat that woman no matter how hard I try!

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Uh...Sora's new outfit, Sora being older, new worlds, and the Organization XIII

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora

35. Axel or Demyx?

Demyx

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Oh God Larxene definitely

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku

40. Sokai or SoRiku?

SoRiku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu Fruit

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi or Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)

Sora

Roxas

Cloud

Zexion

Demyx

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Harry Potter! Sora thinking Voldemort is a Heartless would be HILARIOUS! ...Me and my friend came up with the thought...

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

...No...not that I can think of. Course it'll probably come to me later -_-

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely not wait for?

Birth by Sleep! It's the ONLY KH game I don't have yet!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, because Sora's older and it's got a better story!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world?

Because it's awesome! ...Nuff said

Stories to come!!! (this will be once all or most of my stories are completed)

Story of Evil (Ouran High School Host Club)

Fairytales (Ouran High School Host Club)

Seperate Paths (Pokemon)

Kingdom Hearts: The Royal Key (Kingdom Hearts)

Yesterday's Friend is Today's Enemy (Kingdom Hearts)

The Moon Crystal (Negima)

Ouran Public School Host Club (Ouran High School Host Club)

The New Student (Negima)

Ouran Human Sacrifice (Ouran High School Host Club)

Sakura Kiss: Ouran Vocaloid Songfics (Ouran High School Host Club)

My Guardian Angel (Ouran High School Host Club)

I'm With You (Ouran High School Host Club)

Romeo and Cinderella (Ouran High School Host Club)

Zero's Love (Vampire Knight)

Letters of Gratitude

Okay, I am writing these letters of gratitude to two of my best friends because they have made such a big impact on my life. I as a senior, was told by my English teacher that all the seniors have to write letters of gratification to everyone who has changed their lives. Well, these two friends of mine made a huge difference in my life, so I'm here to write letters to them.

Dear penguin070594,

You were my first actual friend on this website, and I am so glad to have met you. You make me smile everytime we talk, you make me laugh whenever you crack a joke, there's just no other way to describe your personality. You are one of the most awesome people I have ever met, and I am glad to have you as a friend. You're always there when I need someone to talk to, especially when I'm in the deepest of holes and can't seem to get out. You always know the right thing to say and know when to say it. You're an awesome friend and there's no one in the world like you. I love you so much, and I am proud to call you my friend

Dear leshamarieinuyasha,

I am proud to call you my sister and twin. We have so much in common it's not even funny. Ever since I talked to you, I knew we were going to be great friends. You're always fun to talk to, and always there when I need you. I feel like I can open up to you like an actual sister, rather than opening up to my Mom and Dad. Even though we've only known each other for almost two years now, I feel like I've known you my whole life. You're fun to talk to, and you are an awesome person. I don't know where I'd be if I didn't have you in my life. You're an awesome friend, and don't you ever forget that. I love you with all my heart, and I love having you as my friend and Tsuin-chan.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (Moony, Padfoot, Prongs, Artemis Fowl), hollybridgetpeppermint (ARTYARTYARTY!! And Holmes. And Ali (don't laugh!! Stupid fangirl thingy...). And Peter Wimsey. And Albert Campion. And the Phantom, catsrule. And...) Kaname-Black-Panther (Harry Potter, Lorcan Furey, Ron Weasley, Kaname Kuran!), TheJasperFangirl(Marcus Volturi(don't laugh), Jez Stukely, Jasper Whitlock hale, Iggy from maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Fred Weasley, Ayame Sohma(you better not be laughing)DgShadowChocolate (Shadow the Hedgehog-what? He's hot-, Gaara, Edward Cullen-ONLY SORTA!!-Danny Phantom, Dexter from Cartoon Network's Fusion Fall-don't laugh!), Angel-Demon1 (Shadow (He's too hot not to have a crush on), Yami, Joey, and Mokuba from Yu-Gi-Oh (Don't you laugh! ...)Alexia the hedgehog (Shadow the hedgehog, Danny Phantom, Sonic the hedgehog, Speed Racer, Bruce Wayne (AKA, The Batman) , Edric (The Faerie Path books) and a bunch of other's I can't think of at the moment), Vanisha Tigerseye Stride, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Roy Mustang, Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, Yami, Joey(from Yu-Gi-Oh! -DON'T LAUGH), Jayden Y.(from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX), Yusie(forgot last name, from Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's)Naruto(sometimes), Sasuke U.(From Naruto),Riku(from Kingdom Hearts), Roxas, Axel, Zack Fair, Cloud Strife, Sora, Ventus, Terra, Leonardo, Donatello, Rapheal, Michelangelo,and many more I can't think of right now.Alexandria Volturi(Axel,Demxy,Sora,Riku,Cloud Strife,Squall,Zidane,Kuja,Edward Elric,Ikuto,Sasuke U.,Itachi U,Dedidara,Gaara) Card Captor Fiona (Kaname Kuran,Takuma ichigo,Kain Akatsuki, Rido Kuran,Yagari Toga and Zero from Vampire Knight. Naraku, Sesshomaru and Kouga from Inuyasha and lastly Itachi Uchiha and Kiba Inuzuka from Naruto:) L from deathnote :D) RockerGirl0709 (Kaname Kuran, Zero Kiryuu, Hanabusa Aido, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin (mainly Kaoru), Tamaki Suoh, Edward Elric, Sora, Demyx, Hatsuharu Sohma, Kyo Sohma)

They hurt her.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Anime Character Quiz

Pick any ten anime characters (male or female. It doesn't matter.)

1. Kaoru Hitachiin (Ouran High School Host Club)

2. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

3. Zero Kiryuu (Vampire Knight)

4. Negi Springfield (Negima!)

5. Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket)

6. Kaname Kuran (Vampire Knight)

7. Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club)

8. Hikaru Hitachiin (Ouran High School Host Club)

9. Aido Hanabusa (Vampire Knight)

10. Sora (Kingdom Hearts. It's anime-ish!)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Hi Kaoru! Wanna share the bed with me?

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

blushes* I'd say yes but...he's kinda *whispers* short for me

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Oh my God Zero! I know I love you, but could you at least KNOCK?!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

O.O Negi?! Oh no no no no no!!!!! You're WAY too young to be asking for someone's hand in marriage!

5 cooked you dinner?

I don't think Kyo can cook so...I'll have to pass...

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

No! First of all, he'd want to be my "daddy". Second of all, he'd get all lovey dovey and I don't want any part of that! I have Kaoru...

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

...Okay (walks away)

8 got into the hospital somehow?

OH MY GOD HIKARU! WHY? I knew you'd end up in the hospital somehow, someway, but WHY?! I still love you! ...Not as much as Kaoru though...sorry...

9 made fun of your friends?

AIDO!!! (whacks him upside the head) Be nice!

10 ignored you all the time?

TT I'm sorry I may come across as a stalker when it comes to you Sora, but I only do it out of LOVE!!!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Get in the middle of them and try to protect me...even though it may cause him to die T.T

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Carry me bridal style and rush me to the hospital ;3 Even though I'm SO MUCH TALLER THAN HIM!!!!

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?’

...A Bloody Rose gun? Or a vampire killing weapon of some sort?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Use his awesome magic to make the fire disappear ;3

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Smile, pat my back, and say I'll be fine

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Kaname: No! You took the one I loved and have been waiting for for centuries! Don't take my future vampire bride away!

Me: Get a life Kaname. Even though I'm in a love/hate relationship with you right now, Sora came to me first and asked me to marry him. So...yeah, bye!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Give me a bouquet of roses -_- Thanks Tamaki

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Kick Tamaki in the groin ;3 YOU GO HIKARU!!!!!

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

...I don't really know...Throw his charm at me and ask to drink my blood if I win?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Make weird faces to keep me laughing XD Ah Sora, how I love you so

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Cuz he's freakin' Kaoru Hitachiin! Do I NEED to say more?

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

EDWARD! (smacks him across the face) I thought you loved ME! What the heck?!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

...Yes...yes I think they would

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

NEGI! What did I just get done telling you?! Since I told you you're way too young to be getting married, you're still too young to be loving someone who's WAY OLDER THAN YOU!!!!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

...No...never...

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Kaname's always been a player :/ I'd probably go to the girls and tell them, "He does this all the time, get used to it" and walk away

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Tamaki quit staring at me! .

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Hikaru...word of advice...go for your brother. He seems rather lonely

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

I don't know...I mean, we're talking about AIDO here! It could be rather good, or it could taste awful! Depends on his days I guess T.T

1 offers you a CD. Considereing her tastes, do you listen to it?

Yes! I'll listen to ANYTHING Kaoru listens to!

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Hikaru: OH MY GOD, ED'S GONE EMO!

Me: How do you even know Edward?

Hikaru: ... (walks away slowly)

Me: ???

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

XD Forever, he'd probably enjoy it

3 told 6 he started his period

Oh my God Zero. REALLY?! And to Kaname?! Are you serious?! Ugh! And here I thought you were smart...

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

(shakes head) Negi, Negi, Negi...how many times do I have to go OVER this with you? You're too young to be dating Aido! Get over it!

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

XD Nice dress there Kyo Have fun playing dress up with Kisa?

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Probably shoot him in the head with his Bloody Rose gun...NOBODY CUSSES EDWARD OUT IN GERMAN!!!

7 got high.

Oh god...he'd probably do things he SHOULDN'T EVER BE DOING!!!! He'd probably be banned from the Host Club, even though he's the one who started the whole club XD

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Hikaru and Kaoru doing light twincest and not having enough "alone time" in bed. I'm sorry Hikaru, I'm too innocent to write M rated stuff T.T

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

Go all vampire on him and suck him dry? O.o But I would never allow it! Nobody sinks their fangs into my beloved Kaoru! Well...except me ;3

10 starts working at a bar.

O.O Sora! (smacks him) I thought you were working at Chuck E. Cheese entertaining the kids! What happened?!

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

O.O Kaoru...since when have you and Edward got together? (snivels) And why didn't you tell me? And why am I not the one carrying our love child?! WHY?!?!?!

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?

Q.Q I-I don't know...I guess he desperately wanted to be with Edward, considering he's carrying their child... (snivels and cries)

2 is in love with 4, she confesses. how does 4 respond?

Negi: I'm sorry, RockerGirl told me not to go out with people older than me (looks Edward up and down) You...are older than me right?

Ed: (takes it as a short insult and gets steamed)

3 is a drug addict. what do you do?

Zero! (smacks him) Pull yourself together man! You gotta make sure you protect us from Level-E vampires! (coughs) And Kaname (coughs)

4 kisses 8. What's your reaction?

Negi, we seriously need to talk *pulls him by the back of his shirt into the living room* Quit going after older people! Especially older men! I thought you were a British gentlemen! You should know better! Ugh!

5 wants to go to hansmall. What is he going to buy from there?

...I don't think I want to know...

6 kisses your boyfriend. What do you do?

Tackle him to the ground and beat him to death

7 is missing. Where do you go to look for her?

At the Host Club? His mansion? I don't know...knowing Tamaki, he wouldn't get very far...

8 needs a tutor. On what subject does she need tutoring?

Everything. According to Kaoru, he's a complete idiot when it comes to school work

9 wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say?

...Have at it Aido. Knock yourself out (walks away) I'll just be over here, acting like I don't know you...


Pictures for my Stories!!!

- Le's chimera form in The Birthday Present

- My dress that Kaname gives me as a gift in The Birthday Present

- Le's dress in The Birthday Present

- My necklace that I get from the Headmaster in The Birthday Present

- The ring Kaname gives me in The Birthday Present

- Pen's scythe in The Birthday Present

- Rae and Kaoru in Ouran Dares (this one is done by me :3)


Miran:

I am a Miku- The type of girl that has a new boyfriend every second and tries to take up the spotlight.

I am a Rin- Violent and jealous and pull other people into my problem. Who also hates a certain teal-haired girl.

I am a Len- The smart, sane one. Who is also pulled into a problem by a certain Vocaloid. I like being sane.

I am a Meiko- Who loves beer, beating up a certain blue-haired ice cream freak, and loves beer.

I am a Kaito- Loves ice cream like there is no tomorrow and always gets abused for one reason or another.

I am a Gakupo- A pervert who likes eggplant and gets beaten down by a certain tuna-lover.

I am a Luka- A woman with a huge bust, loves fish and beats down a certain pervert.

I am a Gumi- A person who is unliked because she looks like a certain someone.

I am a Teto- Loud, chidish and hyper-active. Not all the time, though.

I am a Haku- A person that whines about how horrible her life is and drinks sake.

I am a Neru- Violent and tsundere person. Who loves to text 24/7

I am a Dell- a workholic that get's easily pissed off and loves to smoke.

I am a Rui- Lady-like at first glance...but a raging yandere-manic when someone goes near her man.

I am a Rei- Smart, but gets angry when someone goes near his woman.

I am a Tako Luka- something weird and freaky. So freaky that nobody would want to go near it... but at the same time has cute moments.

I am a Miki- A person who loves cherries and has the almost same voice as Gumi.

I am a Yuki- Cute!

I am a Sweet Ann- A person with stitching across her/his neck, who loves fried chicken and does not know how to speak Japanese.


* Songs I Listened to While Writing My Stories *

Alright, here's a list of songs I listened to to get me motivated to update. If you listen to these songs while reading the specific scene it goes with, you can probably imagine it like I did. So, here they are:

Bloody Kaoru

My Immortal - Evanescence (Kaoru's funeral. In my opinion, it'll actually make you cry even more if you listen to it while reading it over or even for the first time T.T I know it made me cry)

Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace (Kaoru gaining his humanity back)

Haunted - Evanescence (Fight scene between Hikaru and Kaoru)

Prelude 12/21 - AFI (No specific scene went with this song really. But I listened to it when I wrote Kaoru's death)

The Night - Disturbed (Hikaru grieving over the loss of his brother and summoning him in the end)

The Birthday Present

Whispers In The Dark - Skillet (Bedroom scene with Rae and Kaname in Chapter 19)

Monster - Skillet (Rae changing into a vampire)

Dance With the Devil - Breaking Benjamin (Rae and Kaname dancing at the party)

Falling Inside The Black - (Rae's description of turning into a vampire)

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VanSo: Love Me Mercilessly by TheDerangedPrince
"S-Stop!" the brunette complained. Vanitas smiled downward at him, he'd pinned the other boy to his bed, arms strewn above his head, lowering his head to whisper about how he wished he could wreck his body, hot breath tickling Sora's skin. He continued on with the dirty talk regarding how they're the same so he knew his body well and he'd know which way to touch Sora...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,482 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 6/29 - [Vanitas, Sora] - Complete
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The Blooming of a New Flower by Temari101 reviews
Kaoru is slowly falling in love with his twin, but doesn’t want to admit it because he thinks it’s wrong. And now because of Kaoru’s actions Hikaru feels they are drifting apart. Will Kaoru ever admit his feelings? And whats with this maid Rose? Kao/Hika
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,936 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Growing Pains by ShinyDonger reviews
Frisk had lived on her own for nine years after releasing all the monsters from the Underworld, but now that she's grown and, for the most part, mature, she's decided to move back in with her Momster, Asriel, and Asgore, but things turns spicy when Sans finally reaches monster puberty.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Frisk, Sans
A Vampire and His Angel by MJDiamond reviews
Short stories and drabbles of Mika and Yuu. Ranging from extremely fluffy to extremely angsty. Enjoy! Rating edited for latest chapter
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - [Yuichiro H., Mikaela H.]
YOU'RE MINE by SilentWhisper007 reviews
It's a YUUXMIKA fanfiction, boyboy if you don't like that type of style don't read. :)
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015
Once In a Dream by ErosAndApollo reviews
Mika/Yu. Mika falls asleep after a stressful day, and enjoys a titillating dream featuring his long lost companion, Yu. Takes place after the first meeting as teenagers. NSFW/Explicit
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2015 - [Yuichiro H., Mikaela H.] - Complete
Possessed by AnimeWolfGirl9 reviews
When a large batch of cookies from "Yu's fan club" arrives, Yu, Shinoa, and Yoichi aren't quite sure what to do with them. What first started as a quest to get rid of the cookies turns into a mad chase around the school looking for a possessed Yoichi.
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,567 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Yuichiro H., Yoichi S., Shinoa H. - Complete
Intoxicated by cosmicpenguinn reviews
Yuuichiro gets dragged to a dance club unwillingly by Shinoa and the others. His intention was to just stay in a corner and remain sober, but all of that changes when he bumps into a rather attractive blond. [Mikayuu] [Rated M but there is no actual smut scene, just hints of smut!]
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Yuichiro H., Mikaela H. - Complete
The Girl and the Ood by MamaNekoSama reviews
On a desolated planet just outside of the Starburst Galaxy, a city is in ruins and plagued with an epidemic that had killed off most of the population. However, a small group of survivors remains: a young woman named Amelia, Sig the Ood, and a group of twenty orphaned children. All hope seems lost but Amelia holds tight to a promise from an old man in a big blue box.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 3/17/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Ood, The Master
Family by didsomeonesayventus reviews
"Roxas, meet me at the clocktower today, I wanna talk about something with you. You know where, dork. -Sora" more barfed Sora and Roxas bro feels
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by KeshaRocks reviews
Sora and Roxas are twins born in royalty. Xemnas, the king's long time rival, kidnaps Roxas and raises him as his own. Years later, the two twins barely recognize each other. Sora, a proud and generous prince, and Roxas a stone-cold assassin determined to kill the king. Can the secret be revealed before it's too late?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,059 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Neap Tides by xOwleX reviews
Sora is the child of a merman, Cloud, and a human, Squall; an act forbidden by Atlantica law. When Cloud is captured by Atlantica soldiers he tells Sora to go find his other father. But when Sora washes up on the shore with no tale, a young man by the name of Riku takes him home to his master, Leon. But Sora is looking for a man named Squall, not Leon. Main: Soriku & Cleon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,613 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Sora, Riku, Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
A Rough Night Out by Manami Nightray reviews
Sora and Riku go out on a date...but it doesn't turn out like Sora expects. [One-Shot] [Yaoi]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Sora, Roxas] Riku - Complete
Chocolate Love! by Manami Nightray reviews
Roxas has a yummy treat for Sora [Roxas x Sora, Yaoi, Smut] [Written for RoxSor] [OneShot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Kaoru's Notes by fireflyMooncake reviews
Kaoru Hitachiin is bored. He is always bored. He writes anything that come into his mind. His pen and his note is his loyal companion. But what is he writing about, anyway? Hikaru, his possessive brother, is always curious about his note. HIKARU/KAORU. ANGST/ROMANCE. Future Twincest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 100,251 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
All I Want For Christmas Is You by Nobody13Xlll reviews
It's Roxas' first Christmas, and all Roxas wants from Santa Claus is his cute spiky haired brunette; Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,825 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Sora, Roxas] - Complete
Dive to the Heart by IncognitiveSky reviews
After Roxas confronts Sora on top of the Station of Awakening, he decides to resolve their internal struggle for control by merging himself with Sora once and for all.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Calculate My Love: REWRITE by Ktag reviews
Kaoru harbors feelings for his older brother, but knows it is too late to tell him. When he gets a science and math tutor, will Kaoru find new love, or just mess everything up? SLASH YAOI Rewritten version!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,385 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Boy in the Locked Room by ichigokazuki reviews
"Sora," I whispered. "He's not in at the moment," 'Sora' said as he raised the knife slowly to my cheek and with a flick of his wrist cut a small line starting from my temple curving to my mouth. "I assure you dear Roxas, that you are crazy, just like Sora, just like me." AU. Started regular updates.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,404 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Sora, Roxas, Ventus/Ven, Vanitas
The Deal by mewsomniac reviews
"Look, Roxie, I'm making you the deal of a lifetime! I know you've always wanted a heart. So why refuse? Or, could it be, I'm offering the wrong heart...?" SoRoku, implied AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Surprise Gift by SoudaFizz
Roxas was definitely in for a surprise when he walked into his house that night. Shounen-ai in the end. Don't like, don't read, thank. ONE-SHOT
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Play Date by tania-sama96 reviews
Rin is upset after the fight at the amusement park with Amaimon, and is all all alone when Yukio goes out on a mission what happens when a certain Demon King pays his ototo a little visit?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Amaimon, Rin O. - Complete
The Bond Between a Brother and a Sister by TheCuteChibiLover reviews
Len is a cruel ruler of the kingdom of yellow, who's people hate him for his cruelness. Rin is his kind twin sister as well as his servent who he admires greatly. She loves him as well, serving him happily with only wanting one thing in return, his smile.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,132 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
Nerima!: Magistra Nelly Magi by Japanese Teeth reviews
A retelling of Negima: Magister Negi Magi, but with everyone's gender reversed. How would the events of the manga play out if Negi had been a girl sent to teach at an all-boys school? Genderflip not intended for fetish purposes. :P
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,807 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010
The Shadow King by ThexCurus reviews
The Hitachiin's have always lived hidden from the light. Kaoru has enough and tries hard to see the light just once... Not knowing he'll meet the danger that his family has hidden him from their entire life... Rated for blood and sex in later chapters.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,483 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Eternal Slumber by Sakuyan reviews
Sora reminisces about Roxas as the blond sleeps peacefully on top of him, with his face buried in the crook of his neck. Sora x Roxas, drabble-ish.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2012 - [Sora, Roxas] - Complete
New Beginnings: The Music in Our Souls by AngelOfFluffiness reviews
After getting tired of severe bullying, Hikari forms a school group of close friends and major camaraderie that will perform all kinds of wonderful activities as well as support one another for better or worse, no matter what. Soka InuKag BlaTsu
Crossover - Inuyasha & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,209 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
Trustworthy vs Untrustworthy by Akkadia reviews
While at a festival Karou disappears and Hikaru almost blows top. When the host club members find the younger Hitachiin twin they're in for a surprise. Can Karou learn to trust after being left in the gutter...for dead? Please R&R first OHSHC story!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,173 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
I Was Sent to Kill You by Veran Shade reviews
I woke up in the household of homunculi, finding that I was one of them myself. Taking me to their advantage, they sent me on a mission to gain the trust of the Fullmetal Alchemist. I was ill-prepared for his charm... and unexpected events followed. EdxOc
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 191,646 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward E., Greed
Cherish by PaigeySama reviews
The sequel to "Dirty Little Secret"
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,916 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Secrets by Cinder570 reviews
The real summary is inside. WARNING: BL, possibly lemony, gender-bending. If you don't like, don't read. Eventual KyouKao. T for now. Chapter 5 finally up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O.
That Guy Looks a Lot Like You by VeryOldAccountofMine reviews
"That guy looks a lot like you, Hikaru," Haruhi said surprised and pointed at the boy that had just entered the classroom. Hikaru stopped his conversation with his friends and turned his head to look at the guy who had just entered. YAOI boyXboy
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,131 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
REWRITE: Ouran High Juliet club by ShuraOlkit reviews
You've heard of the Ouran Host club and the Zuka club. But what if there was a club the served the male students go into the sixth music room and you will met the Ouran Juliet club. so what happens if the host club is mixed into the this?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 76,495 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009
KeroGirls by Z2 reviews
After an accident with a new invention, the five alien invaders are transformed into human girls. Meanwhile, believing that the Keroro platoon had disappeared, the Keronian Army starts a countdown for a new invasion...
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,274 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Keroro, Fuyuki H. - Complete
Barging In by shunsuke.sensei reviews
REVISED! Read 'Barging In: Remixed' for the revised edition. Shunsuke Takahashi, another transfer stumbles upon the 3rd Music Room weeks after Haruhi does. What mayhem and adventure will our new hero/fanboy cause for the club since he is the new patissier for them too? YAOI! SLASH! No, the story isn't over.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Blink by Hitomi Hyuga reviews
Hikaru often takes his brother for granted, but what happens when there's a terrible accident? Follow Hikaru Hitachiin as he begins a new chapter in his life and learns to cherish every moment. -UPDATED-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Emotional Torture by Dove of Ages reviews
Haruhi is dead, and Hikaru is taking it hard. But is that really the whole story? Chapter 10: Haruhi couldn't bring herself to care. Kaoru had shouted her name. Her real name.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,076 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F.
The M Word by kygirl101 reviews
In order to save her business, Hitachiin Yuzuha must step up to the plate, and thus force he youngest to step up to the alter. With one, Ootori Kyouya. Only problem with that? She.. kinda-told-everyone-that-Kaoru-was-a-girl...Ah, parents. AU. KyouKao
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,799 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H.
Sayōnara by leshamarieinuyasha reviews
"Even though the days seem to grow longer. And my time in this eternal darkness seems to be everlasting. I can see a light. It's always present when he's near." A One-shot infused with Kagamine Rin's Proof Of Life.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Zatch Bell and the Fanfiction Adventure by Potentially Insane Fangirl reviews
It was just an innocent browse through the internet, nobody expected this to happen. Now Zatch and the team must come face to face with something more evil than Zofis, more frightening than Penny, and more perverted than a drunk Folgore. Fanfiction.
Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,866 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Zatch, Kiyo
At Sixes and Seventeens by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
Kaoru has lived by the rule that Hikaru's happiness always comes first; however, after a magical mishap, this may not entirely be possible anymore (being rewritten, please bear with me)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,322 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Ripped Plastic by Nitroid reviews
Hikaru cheats on Kaoru, and Kyouya, against his better judgement, lends a helping hand. Kyo/Kao, Tama/Hika. Mature.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H.
My 100 song theme challenge by The Silver Magician of Chaos reviews
Test your imagination and writing skills with this 100 theme challenge. Free to use, but review me if you're going to K?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Complete
Intertwined by Naruhina7799 reviews
Hikaru finds a note in his brother's room two days after Kaoru's funeral, and is shocked with what it says.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Katenshimi by PaigeySama reviews
Kaoru is a tenshi that lives on planet Kantenshimi which was recently taken over by the akuma. The other tenshi were either slaughtered or taken to be slaves. What'll happen to the only surviving tenshi? yaoi, slash dedicated to: HeadstrongNozomi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,281 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Speaking to Silence by The.Wild.Thing.That.Was reviews
Hikaru disappeared that day. Everyone thinks he is dead, but I refuse to believe that this is true. My brother is still out there, and he is alive. HikaruxKaoru Rated M for graphic scenes and mild language
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Calculate My Love by Ktag reviews
Kaoru's in love with Hikaru, but Hikaru's definatly straight. When a lending hand is shown to help Kaoru with his studies, will Kaoru fall in love with his Tutor? yes, it quite is Yaoi, lemon, slash, homosexuality. KyouyaXKaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Thinking of You by Aleanid reviews
HikaKao. They're twins. It's not so surprising that they would catch each other ... well, pleasuring themself... Series of oneshots on that theme. Rated M, twincest, smuttiness, you've been warned.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Use Me by leshamarieinuyasha reviews
Akihiko has been left once again with unrequited feelings. Two and a half years of lies, and he's forced to face the reality that Misaki never wanted to be with him. Heartbroken and lost will Usagi ever be able to let love in again? USAGIxOC
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,538 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - A. Usami - Complete
OverStepping Boundaries by skyemeunet reviews
KyouyaxHitachiinTwins threesome. The twins and Kyouya start a sexual affair. Hikaru finally agrees to let Kyouya take Kaoru for the first time. Warning: Dirting talking on Kyouya's part! And fairly descriptive lemon!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Host Club Meet Through Messenger! by EternalEarth reviews
The Host Club hold some conversations/budget meetings using online messenger! Not good at summaries! I know it's been done before but I wanted to try it myself.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,162 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
Let's Play the Which One is Daddy Game! by Psyche Eros reviews
When it came to Hikaru and Kaoru, Haruhi could always tell one from the other... except when it's about picking which one is the baby's dad. The boys and the hormones aren't making it easy, that's for sure. There's too much drama involved before any of them can get the answer- but once they do, whose hearts will have to break?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,391 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Last Chance by previouslysane reviews
Kaoru is depressed. Well, how can he not be? Hikaru is spending more and more time with Haruhi, leaving Kaoru all alone. Hikaru finally does something that can't be forgiven, and Kaoru doesn't know if things will be the same. R&R!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,215 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Accidentally Accidental by Kyoko Hitomi reviews
its not easy being the new kid, especially when you sit by a Hitachiin who hates you already. Then you become apart of the host club serving, and he just wants you gone and out of his- no' their' world. What's a girl to do, take it?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,631 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Hikaru H.
Down the Rabbit Hole by Magician April Aries reviews
Oneshot. Not in the OTNK storyline. "I can't, sempai," he mumbled. "I… was scared of telling you but… I have a confession to make."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Waking up by Aleanid reviews
Series of oneshots about the twins waking up in the morning. Twincest, HikaKao moments
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,573 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Ouran Truth And Dare by leshamarieinuyasha reviews
An insane Truth AND Dare show has broken out. With me as your host things are about to get a little crazy! Ask the hosts/guests any question and have them answer truthfully or dare them to do something completely idiotic. PLEASE RXR!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,692 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
The Vampire and The Peasant by hitachiingirl2506 reviews
3 vampric princes together competing to be king is difficult. But what if a certain someone comes along? Will it change things between them all?Action, romance and lots of love make up this vampric lovestory.But One catch. They can't be together. HikaKao
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,574 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Water Falls by buloy reviews
1/12/2012 UNDER REVISION! Five years after college, The Host Club had decided to spread their manly charms. Unfortunately one other member had 'turned' into a sexy woman. Jealousy abounds as all members tried to keep Haruhi from...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,805 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Haruhi F.
Hangman by Love Is BeastN reviews
There is no greater pain than this; not the cut of a jagged-edged sword nor a raging fire. Nothing burns in your heart like the emptiness of losing something, someone, before you're even given a chance.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Sleepover at Ouran High by 0n0es reviews
*Important message to all my readers in first chapter* What would happen if the Host club members decided to have a sleepover in the school? Twincest? Yaoi? Most definately. KyouyaxTamaki, Twincest, HunnyxMori. Rated M for later chapters.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009
The Newest Host by Alayna36 reviews
Uchiha Itachi, welcome to the Host Club!" were words that Itachi had never once thought he would hear. How does he cope with not only the fangirls, but the other members of the club? And how does Deidara handle his disguise to infiltrate it... as a girl?
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,544 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Itachi U., Haruhi F.
Twenty Times Edward Elric's Heart Stopped by Gandalf3213 reviews
Edward has watched his brother grow up, had taken on the position of over-protective older brother. You couldn't go through life as an Alchemist without witnessing some horrors, but the worst,the absolute worst, were the twenty times Alphonse almost died
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,506 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Until You Turn To Me by Hika-and-Kao reviews
Hikaru loves Kaoru. Kaoru has a girlfriend, and doesn't realize Hikaru's feelings. Or his own. It's better if you read it... Umm... If you noticed, we changed the rating... XD For SC...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Camping by FreeBelovedArmy reviews
The Host Club goes Camping! But what happens along the way that has Kaoru so scared?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,641 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Come Little Children by Scarpaw reviews
Come little children, I'll take thee away, into a land of enchantment... It all starts with a song, but as things get twisted and messed up, it's up to the Host Club to set things right and get everything back to normal!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Happily Ever Mistaken by Da Wong reviews
Kyouya has a huge problem... It's no big deal... just that he now has to married Tamaki because of some stupid stunt that idiot pulled. Now they are to spend one month at a secluded island resort to bond... alone... or so they think.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
Lay Down Gently by Cinder570 reviews
I'm not going to write a revealing summary. You'll just have to read it to find out. Although... T.T Just thinking about it makes me want to cry... R&R Please... Hikakao fluff? Plus a slight Kyotama... XD Chapter 6 is up! It's the LAST chapter!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Cancer by Miku216 reviews
Hikaru explains his strugle with the loss of his twin to cancer, while Kyoya makes a discovery that could change the way Tokyo is seen across the world forever. And its all because of 1 suposive death.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,050 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Taking Action by Thatzly reviews
Marriage and lust consumed younger brothers do not mix. Hikaru's in for a surprise if he thinks Kaoru will just sit back and watch. Future-fic.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Morning After by Tangerine-Doll reviews
It was always impossible to tell what tomorrow would bring. Kaoru knew this and had his misgivings about it. On the other hand, Hikaru was relying on this very much. Future centered HikaruKaoru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
The Elric Sisters by gothicangel0827 reviews
*Le-Gasp* What if there was two Elric sisters! Would they get along with the Elric brothers! Or will envy and anger take over the two brothers, learning that their sisters are better alchemists than them! I don't know anymore! Two OCs and a little OOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
A Recipe For Trouble by suaviorXchu reviews
Mix together equal measures of Hikaru and Kaoru. Add a sprinkling of Boredom and apply Alcohol liberally. Serve hot and steamy. Season generously with sex for a perfect recipe for Trouble...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,404 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Drown In My Bloody Love by Da Wong reviews
Their love is forbidden. Hikaru lives as a puppet, while Kaoru suffers in hell. Let's just say, Kaoru has come for the kill. With less than a year to live, will Kaoru die alone? or will he bring his brother to hell with him?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Transitions by Tangerine-Doll reviews
I'd be lying if I said that I didn't want to. I've always thought what it would be like to be with you." HikaruKaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Best I ever Had by hitachiingirl2506 reviews
Rated M for laterr chaps! Kaoru loves Hikaru but, Hikaru loves Haruhi... Or so kaoru thinks! Will they be together in the end?Who knows... While Haru&Hika are together Kao&Tono get close..Pairs TamaKao, HaruHika & Hikaru and Kaoru! Yaoi in later chapters
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,077 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Stress Relief by KawaiiCabbage reviews
Tamaki is stressed, and why? It's those damned twins. A oneshot for a friend, in which the twins attempt to 'relieve' Tamaki's 'stress'...Warning: Yaoi, twincest...Hikaru X Tamaki X Kaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Tamaki S., Kaoru H. - Complete
Through The Chritmath Tree by Cinder570 reviews
This is just a cute Christmas story about the twins. Hope you like! R&R Please! Slight twincest, if you look REEEEEEEAAAALLLY closely.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Magic Of Baby Eyes by kygirl101 reviews
Pregnant! No! This was not possible! Things like this never happened--A Baby! But...they were BOTH GUYS! KyouKao, rated M for safty, mpreg, yaoi, lil' swearing. Enjoy! I JUST went there!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,098 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Fake by d-E-a-D-12349876-a-C-c-O-u-N-t reviews
Kaoru finally gets to walk home with Hikaru, but Hikaru realizes that things aren't going exactly as planned.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Fashion Show by UnknownQuil reviews
Hikaru just can't help but touch when Kaoru is showing off what they have in the closet. Lemons!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Who Knew Projects were fun? by hitachiingirl2506 reviews
Who knew projects were fun? When Hikaru and Kaoru get an assigned project together, what'll happen? Well, you'll have to read and see.... Lemony goodness inside :D Yaoi, HikaXKao One-Shot..
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
A Hint Of Jealousy And Guilt by kygirl101 reviews
Because, in Hikaru's eyes, this relationship was wrong. And he'd do anything to usurp it. KyouHika smut with a pre-established KyouKao relationship. Done for the Ouran Kink Meme on LJ, so - SMUT!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Kyōya O., Hikaru H. - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With OHSHC When by Kyouya'sDirtyLittleSecret reviews
Hey! I noticed soo many "You know you're obsessed with insert thing here " for Bleach and Naruto and all that, but there wasn't one for the amazingness that is Ouran High School Host Club! So I made one! Squee!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009
Episode 16: REMIX by charrybarry reviews
How I wish ep. 16 should have ended. My first serious Hikaru Kaoru fic. Some Tama/Haru if you look REALLY close.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Killing Time by Kaoru Gal reviews
Riku is a cold hearted assassin. Time is endless for him. But when he's ordered to kidnap a young boy with a heart of gold things take a drastic change. The clock breaks and time stops. RikuxSora AxelxRoxas Yaoi AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,295 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Riku, Sora
Punishment Games by yumikosuou reviews
Kaoru invented a game, and Hikaru made it the best game. Rated M for twincest, LEMON. One shot. Hika X Kao
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Shadow Prince and I by PaigeySama reviews
Kyoya is abused and their family goes bankrupt and has to attend regular school. yaoi, slash, ect Kaoru and Kyoya Later in Kaoru's POV right now in Kyoya's
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,312 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
What starts with punishment, ends in punishment by Cole-Hyuuga reviews
What started as punishment for Kaoru, leaves him at the mercy of Kyoya. Kaoru only wanting to protect him and Hikaru. Main: Hikaru X Kaoru, Kyoya X Kaoru..Other slight pairings. Contains: Yaoi, Twincest, Cutting, Bondage, Spanking and Rape
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,165 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Falling for Plan B by Tangerine-Doll reviews
It wasn’t that I stopped loving him. I never did. I just stopped showing it, in the hope that he would somehow forget about me and build a life separate from me. Future centered HikaruKaoru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by fake-lis reviews
An incident in the library leaves Tamaki feeling betrayed. When he blames it on Kaoru what will the fiery redhead have to say in his defense? Rated M for lemon. This one's for CrazyNerd14, thank you for being so patient with me!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Tamaki S., Kaoru H. - Complete
Stop by yaoikoibito reviews
His tongue darted out, licking Kaoru’s neck where he could vaguely feel his brother's pulse. Kaoru was about to protest, but he closed his eyes and let himself be pounded into the bed, his legs over Hikaru’s shoulders. Twincest, OOCness, PWP
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Kaoruhi? by charrybarry reviews
Hikaru makes Kaoru dress up like Haruhi for a prank, but what will happen when it backfires? Possible two shot WARNINGS: TWINCEST, LEMON, CROSSDRESSING I don't know why but all my lemon one shots so far have involved crossdressing. Don't like, don't read.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Playful Twins by charrybarry reviews
Hikaru loves Kaoru, and Kaoru loves Hikaru. But when are they both going to realize it? Random incidents of their confused relationship. Rated T just in case...?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,275 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Pumpkin Seeds by Angela and MiniMix reviews
Cinderella only wanted to go to the ball. It wasn't her fault. Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Kaoru H. - Complete
Bets by charrybarry reviews
Hikaru has lost a bet, but we all know how much he loves tricking his beloved little brother. WARNINGS: TWINCEST, LEMON, a little bit of fluff at the beginning but nothings wrong with that! Pairings: A LOT OF Hika/kao & slight Kyo/Tama
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Angelic Demonic by leshamarieinuyasha reviews
The night Orochi and Amaterasu met two different worlds collided. A youkai prince and a favored Tenshi gave life to two very special twins. 50% good and 50% evil they'll learn how to destroy boundaries and break all the rules if only to stay together RXR
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,183 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
There's a First Time for Everything by ElizaJean87 reviews
Everyone has a first time. Hikaru and Kaoru enjoy their first time together. A multi-chapter fic describing the twin's first experiences with all kinds of love. WARNINGS: Shouta meaning little boy!sex , Incest, Twincest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Taking Part by filmgurl2008 reviews
“So...you can’t sleep with Hikaru, huh?” Kyouya leaned forward and crashed his mouth against Kaoru’s. Sequel to 'Watching' Hikaru X Kaoru X Kyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Complete
Kiss My Woes Away by Mitsuuuu reviews
HikaruxKaoru. After a stressful day at school, Kaoru unwinds with a luxurious bath, but his brother decides to join him without his consent. It doesn't take long to sway Kaoru's mind. Much needed love ensues. Twincest. Yaoi. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
No Matter What by FreeBelovedArmy reviews
Tamaki takes the host club to a commoner market. But what happen's to the twins when Tamaki has the host club split up into groups?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Death By A Blade by musicMANIAC08 reviews
Hikaru/Kaoru I didn't know what to rate it so I hope it's rated right. This is my first fanfiction to post so give me some slack I'm still kind of confused on all this stuff,but GO TWINS! YA! Ok please comment I need it!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Brutal by Voidance reviews
He noticed that they had been spending less and less time with each other. And being the hot-headed twin between them, he couldn't say he was calm about all of this. HikaKao. Minor KyoTama. Twincest and lemon.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,679 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
A Wounded Heart by HikaruxKaoru-Kitty reviews
Hikaru is dating Haruhi leaving Kaoru depressed.. What will happedn when he finds a way to cope? But that way envolves a blade? Tono/Kao Hika/Kao TWINCEST AND LEMONS IN LATER CHAPTERS!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Haunted by mizzshy reviews
When Kaoru dies, Hikaru feels like his life is over along with his twin's. Is it possible to get it back? Rating and title may change.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Cream by suaviorXchu reviews
Question: When Hikaru eavesdrops on Kaoru’s phone conversation and is shocked by what he hears how can Kaoru possibly justify his actions? Answer: With... cream. Naughty, M-rated, explicit, lemony Hitachiincest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Why Not Try? by Poke-chan reviews
They said it. They thought it. So, the twins suggested it. One night, what's the harm? POINTLESS GAY SMUT Don't like, don't read.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Dirty Little Secret by PaigeySama reviews
Something is seriously wrong with Kaoru but he doesn't want help. The only thing he wants is his brother who wont have anything to do with him. Future twincest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,109 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Tempting Tempest by Tangerine-Doll reviews
The Hitachiin twins. Cross-dressing. Twincest. PWP. Need I say more? A gift for the bestest online friend I could ever ask for, TheGreatOtaku. Working Title.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Let's Play Doctor by PaigeySama reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru are in a hospital, an empty room just for the two of them. ; Dedicated to RockerGirl0709 WARNING: SLASH, LEMON, YAOI, TWINCEST
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Licking The Bowl by Shuichi's Gurl reviews
As another experiment in the ways of the commoners, Hikaru and Kaoru decide to make a cake. They soon find that “licking the bowl” may be the most enjoyable part of their experience.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Walmart:The Host Club Edition by AngelOfFluffiness reviews
What if The Host Club ran your local Walmart? Find out by reading this story-It will give you a laugh and a half. Slight HikaKao and if you tilt your head-slight TamaHaru T for language
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
My heart was shattered by Rurouni Tsukiko reviews
Old title: Hikaru and Kaoru's Adventures. As I had warned, I changed the title. !Hitachiincest!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Sorrow by PaigeySama reviews
Tamaki is confused about Haruhi. Does he like her more than he thinks? The twins think that he's being stupid for being all angst so decide to make things steamy Hika/Kao/Tono LEMON YAOI PWP SLASH! Dedicated to: EdoLover
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Tamaki S., Kaoru H. - Complete
Irreversible by starraiser reviews
Life can change within seconds. How will Kaoru and Hikaru deal when one event causes both their lives to change for the worse
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,835 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Through Lips that Could not Speak by Tangerine-Doll reviews
Words were clumsy and inadequate; words were all there was. But not to them. Because a small smile or a light touch can convey something between them that words can never describe. KaoruHikaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Mirror's Image by ToxicCottonCandy reviews
So, a random thing said by Hikaru leads to some, questionable activities after hours in the club room. Yaoi, oa that means Boy on Boy sex.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Ouran High School Vampire Club by the calm type reviews
Ouran just as we know it... well, nearly. The host club consists of vampires- except for Haruhi of course But she smells rather delicious... first chapters rewritten R&R
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Haruhi F.
Let Me Fade If It Would Only Save You by AngelOfFluffiness reviews
Kaoru tried to smile at his brother “It's okay Hikaru-I'll fade if would save you,” said Kaoru “No! No! Kaoru no!” screamed Hikaru and Mother
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Are You Going To Say I do Or Not? by leshamarieinuyasha reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru are getting married. What happens though when one twin is a total control freak and the other is a mischievous flirt? Trouble at the alter that's what. The song is Take Me Or Leave Me from the broadway musical RENT. HXK slight TXH. REVIEW
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Growing Up by PaigeySama reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru. Always together. Never kept anything from each other. Something however caught their attention. A small joke on going through Puberty Limeish Twincest. Dedicated to WritingDaisy
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,240 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Our precious girl HikaruKaoru lemon by miss89 reviews
The OC/you are headning to the Hitachiin's mansion to spend some time with the twins. They are having fun at the pool, but the two boys have something else in mind.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Twisted by Moe-chama reviews
After a romantic dream, Kaoru wakes up to find himself almost kissing his brother. What does this mean, and what will happen if Hikaru finds out? HikaruxKaoru. Twincest/Yaoi scenes.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Watching by filmgurl2008 reviews
Kyouya smirked as he heard the thin line of panic in Hikaru’s voice. “It’s either you let me watch...or I’ll take Kaoru...whether he wants it or not.” Pairing: Hikaru X Kaoru X Kyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Dreaming by hitachiin-fangirl1661 reviews
Kaoru is having trouble getting to sleep. He notices Hikaru having a 'bad dream' and soon finds himself in a bit of a bad/good situation. Yaoi! Twincest! HxK
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Teach Me by PaigeySama reviews
Kaoru is a prince and Hikaru is a mere commoner. What happens when the prince is in danger and has to be sent to Japan for safety?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,457 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Taboo by Himitsu Miko reviews
HikaKaro
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Drive Home Fun by PoorlyKnitted reviews
Just a little Twincest smut
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Broken Mirror by PaigeySama reviews
The sequel to Identical. Not much to say. Kaoru Tamaki & Hikaru Kaoru. If you didn't read Identical, read it if you wanna read this
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,486 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
What an unlikely turn of events by PaigeySama reviews
Vexen can see things others can't. He has more psychic abilities than one. What happens when he tries to save an innocent but falls in love with someone who's completely opposite from him? Main: XigDem Very Minor: ZexLuxRen DemRik FF 7 characters
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Zexion, Vexen - Complete
Identical by PaigeySama reviews
What happens when Hikaru gets drunk and decides to "play" with Kaoru. Will Kaoru take things to seriously only to be hurt in the end? OC character thats not important, WARNING: twincest, KaoKyo pairing for like 3 seconds and KaoTono pairing for a bit
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,294 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
To Lose My Life by BeanieandBella reviews
If Kaoru fails a science test Hikaru comforts him. If Kaoru burns his tongue on hot maple syrup pancakes Hikaru comforts him. But are his worries this time something that even Hikaru cannot solve?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
New Beginnings by Masaki Ikasami reviews
This story occurs after the events of episode 52 of Full Moon O Sagashite. Mitsuki and Takuto finally meet after Mitsuki's surgery, but Takuto doesn't remember anything! Sorry if the story might suck! This is my first story ever! So please review!
Full Moon wo Sagashite - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,556 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
Reversal by fYr3 ph03nix reviews
Wherein Kaoru is the master and Hikaru the slave. For the twins' birthday. KaoruHikaru. RATED M FOR A REASON! Features semi-sadistic-ish seme!Kaoru and uke!Hikaru. Don't like, don't read, thnx.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Brotherly Love by hollysorrow18 reviews
This is just a short little bad excuse of a story with no plot. Just sex ok. YAOI! Lots of it.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
kiss me kill me by kuteandkuddly5423 reviews
why are you doing this to me, hikaru?" "cause i'm bored" woo! finished!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Love of an Angel by Kittona reviews
We all know why people become shinigamis, but what will happen when Izumi gets a second chance at life?
Full Moon wo Sagashite - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 2/20/2005
Lust by kygirl101 reviews
Bathroom sex. A first for every relationship...NOT. Twincest--my first lemony-thingy, so don't be too harsh. HikaKao, M for safty. Enjoy the bathroom.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Nothing was ever so sweet or sinful by Suicide In A Bottle reviews
Kaoru realizes he loves Hikaru more than a brother should love his twin. what happens when Hikaru find out? Twincest warning
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Punishment Games by Aki Shiroyuki reviews
But what happenes when we play punishment game at home?" "Ok, first feed me with your mouth then beg me." Nuff said :D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
This Thing Between Them by Aleanid reviews
Hikaru and Kyouya are acting strangely. Is it just a secret they are sharing or is there something more? And whats up with Kaoru? warning: BL, it's verging on M *plot twist* may not be the pairing you think...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Show Me Love by Boyfrom0z reviews
Kaoru wants to be with Hikaru, but his twin has stopped displaying affection so he confronts him to discover his true emtions. H/K oneshot, T for boy/boy twins...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Cold Medicine and Sweet Nothings by TheGreatOtaku reviews
Poor little Kaoru got himself a bit of a cold. Hikaru is trying his hardest to be a good older bother by not bothering him and letting him sleep. The only problem is that Kaoru seems to want Hikaru's attention for some reason.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Last Ones Out by miteleadion reviews
Tamaki and Koaru are left alone after a day at the host club. Oneshot boyxboy TxK Lemon!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Tamaki S., Kaoru H. - Complete
Advantage by fYr3 ph03nix reviews
He started to develop a plan, an experiment of sorts. After all, no one could possibly handle being mechanically perfect all the time. RATED M FOR A REASON. KyouKao
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Hot 'N' Cold by shikamaru roxs my soxs reviews
Songfic, HikaruxKaoru. About the twins' relationship, and its ups and downs. Gift fic.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Consequences and Repercussions by Dracoqueen22 reviews
KyouyaxKaoru. Kyouya makes plans to ensure his future, and doesn't realize he's being spun into a web of his own making.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
First by BeanieandBella reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru want to take it all the way but the first time can be awkward, even for twins... Ninth in our rps/fics.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
It Was Just A Bet by Petite-Cielle reviews
The Host Club is over for the day, but Tamaki goes running back when he hears a ruckus in the third music room. Hikaru and Kaoru have gotten into a lovers' quarrel, and apparently, Hikaru will never touch Kaoru again! Looks like Tamaki has to comfort him!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Kaoru H., Tamaki S. - Complete
Twincest by Petite-Cielle reviews
Two boys, two souls, one love. Oh, did I mention they're hot twins?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Negima Vault Adventures: The Next Generation by heroes1202 reviews
Taking place fifteen years in the future, Negi and Asuna must team up with some old and new faces when an evil arrives that threatens their world. Future sequel of "Curse of the Dreadnoids". Features Jennifer, Kotaro, Nekane, Anya and new face Rose.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,350 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Negi S., Asuna K. - Complete
My Personal Hell by Kunoichi21 reviews
I always thought he loved me...What happens when Hikaru leaves Kaoru? R/R please! Rated M for dark themes and Hitachiincest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Trapdoor by FailingDemi reviews
It was a mistake for her to ask. She hadn’t forgotten the way his eyes shone mischievously, the way he held her securely, and the way he bent down to her ear and answered lowly to her question: “I’m taking you home.” KaoHaru-ONESHOT-AU.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Kaoru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Touch by FailingDemi reviews
Kaoru’s smile widened as Kyouya’s hands stopped abruptly because of the cuffs and chains that held it there. The Ohtori swore under his breath, and the Hitachiin smirked in accomplishment as he made the usual stoic man want to touch him. -KyouKao-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Old Tangles, New Knots by Magician April Aries reviews
Epilogue finally up! Kaoru looked up into his dark eyes and smiled. “Okay,” he said, letting his head rest against the Shadow King’s shoulder.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,525 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
An Unlikely Pair One Shot by creativecollaborations reviews
My first complete story. It's a one shot. TxH and the H doesn't stand for Haruhi! Lol. R&R. Rated M cause I didn't know if it was suitable for anyone under 18.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Tamaki S., Hikaru H. - Complete
Honey Extract by FailingDemi reviews
“Sweet,” he commented, smiling as he kicked off the plug to the drain. The soapy water started to recede, but only slowly, rose petals stuck onto their skin, but they paid no mind. “But you’re skin is much sweeter.” HikaKao Cont. to Peppermint Candy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Peppermint Candy by FailingDemi reviews
“But I like you here,” Hikaru objected with a soft whisper. He had a hungry smile accompanying his lustful, hazel orbs. “So vulnerable and defenseless. Oh, little Kaoru, how will you ever run away?” HikaKao
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Dress Me Up by FailingDemi reviews
“Everything makes the difference, Hikaru. And this is crossdressing, my sanity doesn’t need to be encouraged to commit suicide. So if you would kindly remove that piece of woman’s underwear from my sight, everything will be well,” Kaoru hissed. [HikaKao]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Attraction by Literate reviews
Hikaru strongly believed that he was asexual. Well, except for his twin. Always except for Kaoru. A KaoXHika Tale. [Cherry]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
His Limit by Literate reviews
It scared me that I could do anything to him and it wouldn’t matter. So that’s why I decided to test his limits. [Hikaru's POV.] [Rated M for explicit content.]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Obscure by junkii reviews
[HikaKao oneshot] No matter how obscure it sounded, Hikaru was jealous of a book. Jealous that Kaoru was paying far more attention to it, rather than himself. Though...that was, of course, easy to fix, wasn't it?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Akatsuki Meets Organization 13 by Yukakage reviews
What happens when you mix The Akatsuki and the organization 13? Craziness thats what! IN this story,Sir Leader and Xemnas are sworn enemies,and the members of both organizations must bear with their leaders' Stuborness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Hidan, Deidara
My forbidden love for him by anangelslife reviews
The love of two brothers run very deep. HikaruKaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
I Hate You, Senpai by Yamashita Miharu reviews
Kaoru and Tamaki 'accidentaly' get locked in a broom cupboard after school. Turns out it's all part of Tamaki's plan...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Kaoru H., Tamaki S. - Complete
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How to SAVE a Life reviews
Why do you keep avoiding me? Why won't you talk to me? You never let me get close. Sans...why won't you let me save you? Please R&R! Spoilers for both runs of the game
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2016
Sk8r Boi reviews
He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious? Based off of Avril Lavigne's "Sk8r Boi". Please R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Kairi
Romance Written In Blood reviews
Sequel to The Birthday Present! There's a war going on between vampires and werewolves, and it's all because of two girls' love for each other. What will they do when they soon have to come face to face in the fight of life or death? Chapter 3 is FINALLY up!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 7/13/2011
The High School Life reviews
Sequel to Different! Kaoru is finally going to high school. And that means finally being in the Host Club! But now that he's a freshman in high school, will he start going through some problems? Find out! Please R&R! Chapter 3 is FINALLY up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Kaoru H.
Friendship Beneath the Sea
Emi and Sora have known each other since they were little. But when a certain key appears before Sora, he is soon banished from Atlantica and never to see Emi again. Now she'll do anything to see her best friend again.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Sora
Kingdom Hearts: The Royal Key
Hikari is tired of living the life of a princess. But when darkness comes and swallows up her world and her friend disappears, she must team up with Sora and travel to different worlds to save her friend - regardless of the consequences. Please R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Published: 5/17/2012
Bloody Kaoru reviews
The hosts decide to play a game of Truth or Dare. What if Kaoru was dared to do something that could cost his soul? Please R&R! The final chapter is FINALLY up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,734 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kaoru H. - Complete
Ouran Dares! reviews
I'M BACK! With a whole new story! Which means new show, and new dares! That's all I got for a summary. Sorry. Please R&R! Chapter 11 is FINALLY up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,219 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010
The Tenshi Experiment reviews
Hikaru wakes up to find himself in a scienctist's lab. He can't remember anything about his past, and he has...wings? He then meets somebody that looks EXACTLY like him. What's going on with Hikaru? Please Read and Review! Chapter 7 is up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
The Birthday Present reviews
Rae Michiyo transfers to Cross Academy, and Kuran Kaname wants to be with her forever. Will she end up falling into his trap when her seventeenth birthday comes? The final chapter is up!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,731 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
The Ouran Playlist reviews
A sequence of Ouran oneshots in songfic form! Horrible in summaries but...it's good! Please R&R! Chapter 3 is FINALLY up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009
Different reviews
Kaoru always thought that him and Hikaru were the same. But, that all changed when he realized he had something that Hikaru didn't. Please read and review! The final chapter is up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,227 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Kaoru H. - Complete
The Love Triangle reviews
There's a new student attending Ouran, and the Hitachiin twins discover that they have actual feelings for her. But, what would happen if their jealousy got out of hand? HikaruXOCXKaoru Chapter 5 is FINALLY UP!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Sinful Seven reviews
We all know about the Sohma family's curse. But what if there was a family that had a curse much darker than the Sohma family's? Please read and review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Tohru H.
Forbidden Love reviews
There is a new student attending Ouran High, and Kaoru Hitachiin has taken a liking to her. Could this be the start of something new? Chapter 6 is finally up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Kaoru H. - Complete
Poor Kaoru reviews
Something very weird is happening to Kaoru, and it's all thanks to a special test he took. Please read and review at the end. BEWARE OF YAOI!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.