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Joined 09-26-11, id: 3288528, Profile Updated: 12-18-11

HI!!!!!!

I'm Antonia Feliks

CUZ I LOVE SPAIN AND POLAND 8D

Don't get me wrong, I love most (if not all) Hetalia characters, but Spain and Poland are just special XD

My friends also call me Spain, I guess cuz I act like him...

Well, anyway, I don't really know what else to put except that I'm not the best writer, so I'll just be reviewing.

Oh, and check me out on Youtube, I make AMVs and such: http://www.youtube.com/user/itiswhatitis8888?feature=mhee

So, about me:

Age: ahaha, no

Birthday: January 27th

My fav Animes: HETALIA, Ouran High School Host Club, School Rumble, Fullmetal Alchemist, Durarara, and recently Black Butler (which my friends JUST got me into)

Fav Color: EVERY FREAKIN' COLOR...except pink...i hate pink...

Pairings for Hetalia

Favorites:

Romania X Bulgaria

Sweden X Finland

Spain X Romano

Iceland X Hong Kong

Germany X Italy

Poland X Lithuania

Japan X Greece

Norway X Denmark

Prussia X Canada

Russia X China

US x UK

Hungary X Austria

Sealand X Latvia

France X Seychelles

Australia X New Zealand

Ones I like (or stand):

UK X Norway

Russia X Canada

Romania X UK

Norway X Iceland

US X Vietnam

Canada X Egypt

Prussia X everyone

UK X France

Canada X France

Russia X US

Romania X UK

Austria X Switzerland

Sealand X Lichtenstein

Belgium X Netherlands

Greece X Turkey

Japan X UK

Japan X US

Estonia X Latvia

Greece X Egypt

Ones I DISLIKE:

(Sorry, I think brotherly love is cute, but I don't LOVE incest)

Prussia X Germany

Canada X US

Sweden X Denmark

Turkey X Iceland

Italy X anyone BUT Germany

Lithuania X anyone BUT Poland

Turkey X Egypt

Romania X anyone who wasn't mentioned before

Belgium X Spain

Romano X Egypt

Netherlands X Canada

Hungary X Turkey

Romano X Turkey

Lichtenstein X Hong Kong

Lichtenstein X Switzerland

Egypt X Russia


A friend tries to help you when you get hurt. A true friend sits there laughing their ass off saying "Dude, you're an idiot!"

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those dumb kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave that poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

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98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that freaking rabbit some Trix already, copy this into your profile

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you constantly are eating ramen due to the influence of anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =D

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, Amaterasu Haruno, Luna.the.betrayed.ninja, ProfessorZoom,jimu, ShikallllTema, Hitsugaya'sGirl, Kida Ookami, Master Bleach, 27ByakuyaFan27, bandgeek9, Potterwatcher1997, Rabid UK fangirl, RomeraFeliks, AntoniaFeliks,

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If you have a favorite movie that you loved when you were a child, seen it again when you're older, and it still made you laugh/cry/ or go "Awww..." at least 10 times, copy and paste this on your profile and add your name and movie to the list: Bri Nara (James and the Giant Peach), RomeraFeliks (Bug's Life), AntoniaFeliks (Lion King)

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Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push al the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE


PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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Don't Leave Me Here by Whyntir reviews
This was never supposed to happen. It wasn't supposed to end like this. Didn't they know that this wouldn't win the war? Now we are all doomed. WWII Human AU, M for language and gore, Multiple POV. The End begins now. Discontinued for future rewrite
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,662 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
In Want of a Wife by xGlass reviews
Berwald's life is turned upside down when he is accepted into Hetalia International University, and everything changes for the better when he catches a glimpse of his future wife who lives down the hall. Who cares if Tino doesn't accept it yet? All Human.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,485 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sweden, Finland
HetaOni by The Deceiving Maiden reviews
After a World Meeting, America suggested to 9 of his friends to play the Test of Courage in a mansion that was said to be haunted. They split into their old WWII groups to scare each other once it's found. But little did they know that the mansion rendered them all as humans and the THINGS in the mansion were determined to kill them all. And most of them were all holding a secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,125 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 8/15/2010 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, England/Britain
Blood & Lies by Random-Crap-To-The-Rescue reviews
Romano had always been able to see it- the blood that stained others hands. Feliciano had always been able to hear it- the lies that coated others sickly sweet voices. Italy as a whole wasn't as stupid as most thought. Two-Shot. I do not own Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Amethyst Haze by ChubbyCubby23 reviews
Agent America is sent on a mission by The Foundation, an organization of special ops agents used by the American government for sensitive operations worldwide, to retrieve one of its rogue agents. Will she be able to complete this mission?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,167 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Precious Birds by DEAD DEFUNCT ACCOUNT reviews
Alfred is an impulsive owner of a coffee shop who craves for something exciting to happen in his quiet life. However, he never expected a sudden visit from a Russian artist to be so exciting. Nor terrifying. Serial Killer Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - America, Russia
What Nonsense Is This? by Avrel the Teller reviews
When Madge's best friend begins receiving Hetalia units, she has no idea exactly what she's in for. Except that she really wants to kill that commie. Manual fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,484 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - OC
Not Even the Moon will Shine by Notichimtoki reviews
The Axis, Allies, & friends have found themselves on a strange island...Full of creatures that screech so fearfully, even the moon hides from the island... Rated T for lots of language, bloodshed, and dirty comedy. Read if you dare.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,864 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011
Congratulations! by Lupiniun Star reviews
Sasha gets a pop-up that will change her life, and her living arangements, forever. Or, you know, at least for awhile. A Hetalia Manual fic. Hilarity and shenanigans ensues. Rated 'T' for language, and the Bad Touch Trio in later chapters. And alcohol.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,406 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Russia, America
World's End Umbrella by GraceLeeStories reviews
Shyla,is an orphan living in a strange,ruin place where a huge umbrella covers for miles. The only thing she has one thing left of her parents,is a picture book her mother gave her before passing away,one that speaks of a land of beautiful paradise.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011
My Immortal SPOOF by Syriiak reviews
This is a spoof of the disturbingly infamous Harry Potter fanfiction, only with countries, for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Russia - Complete
N ItalyXReader: Sunrise by Oilux reviews
Italy drags you out at five in the morning to watch the sunrise with him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
Hetalia Statistics by ahha.interesting reviews
Random statistics all around the world, including homicide and obesity ratings. Warnings inside. THIS IS NOT A STORY, just miscellaneous information. So I can claim a non-M rated fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
Prisoner of Love by Oilux reviews
The story of France and Jeanne D'Arc, from the beginning until the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
The Past by Oilux reviews
GermanyXReader: The past means nothing unless you choose to let it weigh you down.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Germany - Complete
Hetalia's Funniest Home Videos by Fudgefeather reviews
Have you seen AFV? ...This is the Hetalian version. Watch as the nations goof up- all before Christmas! -Mostly containing Nordics, because I love them too much.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2011
A Story of Jesus Throughout the World Hetalia by Notichimtoki reviews
Multiple stories of Christ throughout the World-Hetalia Style. If you don't like then don't review.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2011
Ed Learns to PickUp Girls by MoonSpider95 reviews
Against his will, Edward learns lessons in the art of love through none other than Roy Mustang!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Last Day Of The Cruise Ship by Madd Dogg's Tall Tales
Recall seeing a Cruise ship in the movie? This is the story of the last days of the passengers aboard the ship before it met it's end with the tsunamis.
2012 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 993 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2011
Ban the Person Above You by IncurablyAwesome reviews
The countries have a game of 'Ban the Person Above You'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
So, Italy, I Heard You Lieked Mudkip? OneShot by Notichimtoki reviews
Italy likes Mudkip... Mudkip doesn't like Italy... Training session with Grandpa Rome :3 Inspired by a friend on Chicken Smoothie! Please review!
Crossover - Pokémon & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Mudkip/Mizugorou, N. Italy - Complete
Why me? by Goldpen reviews
Do you think yourself so special that you deserve no scars?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/11/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Where Were You? by halfcat1996 reviews
Everyone's Point of View during September 11th, 2001. Tribute to 9/11. Tiny itty bit of blood mentioned towards the end, don't like then please do not read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America - Complete
Crescent Meadows by chibi-excel reviews
Tyr is being forced by his brother to get a summer job. After pulling some strings his brother gets him one with the daycare his friend Yao runs. There he meets his younger cousin Kaoru, who takes to making his life hell. HKIce,RoChu,DenNor Poss. M later
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,182 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Iceland, Hong Kong - Complete
What Your Country Can Do For You by niirasri reviews
A series of one-shots exploring the interaction between the countries and their beloved people. Sometimes, one person needs just as much help as the whole. Current chapter: Switzerland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,685 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010
Under the Maple Tree by The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg reviews
Under the maple tree was were Lilli and Vash were kissing. In the maple tree was Lux watching. SwiLux boyxboy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Switzerland, Luxembourg - Complete
Sketching Out Memories by Choco-Loki reviews
Sequel to PTP. Another year has passed, and life seems to have returned to normal for the children of the nations. That is, until the media shows up and question their parents' identities as countries. Warnings: past mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,371 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
In which Sweden's Papa Senses are Tingling by xGlass reviews
Sweden shows Germany why you don't mess with the son of a former viking. Slight Germany bashing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sealand, Sweden - Complete
Holiday by Perfect-Tempest reviews
Requested SongFic written with World War II in mind to the song "Holiday" by Green Day. Pairings: ReaderxItaly, ReaderxSwitzerland, ReaderxJapan, and ReaderxAmerica.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
The Best Story You Will Ever Read by Iggymonster reviews
Seriously. Your mind will explode from how amazing it is. I dare you. THERE'S CRACK. CRACK EVERYWHERE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Until You're Mine by Thing2BK reviews
Alfred's got a crush on his detention buddy. Too bad she doesn't care one bit. America/Vietnam, human names used, possible OOC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,246 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - America, Vietnam - Complete
Alfred F Jones Superhero by Mr. Nohbodee reviews
Alfred F. Jones, bumbling waiter at a diner downtown, has a secret… He is the soul protector of Buttsecks City from his arch nemesis, Jack Union. Full summary inside. Rated M for language and buttsecks US/UK lalala
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,766 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The End by Believe in Fairy Tales reviews
We all have reasons for everything we do in life. What would our reasons be for what we felt in our last moments?
2012 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
The Number Three by Tanglepelt reviews
When a young boy is murdered, Vash and the rest of his crime scene investigation team have to untangle a web of violence and deceit in order to find the killer. -Human names used; Human AU- Warning: multiple character deaths
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,975 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Switzerland, Latvia - Complete
Seven Minutes in Hetalia Heaven: Refined by Perfect-Tempest reviews
Intelligent and a little insecure, this isn't really your type of game, but you agree to play anyway. /Self-insert, ReaderxVarious, Limes/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/16/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
You've been a bad boy by darktenshi17 reviews
Russia is being a jerk at a world meeting and Ukraine gives him the spanking he's had long coming.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Russia, Ukraine - Complete
OHSHC on FaceBook by XxNiji-The-Pedo-BearxX reviews
all the fun of Ouran high school host club but on FaceBook :D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Little Puzzles by Choco-Loki reviews
Snippets from the nation's children's lives. A sidestory for CTD/PTP. RusAmer, Spamano, FrUK, GerIta. Warnings: crossdressing, no genderbending, fluff, yaoi, past mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Crouching Polar Bear, Hidden Badass by PwnedByPineapple reviews
In which Prussia starts an international prank war, and Canada ragequits all over the place. Ish. Crack. For Canada Day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
Buzz by gypsywriter135 reviews
Ludwig comes home to find his brother engaged in an interesting past-time...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Painting the Past by Choco-Loki reviews
Sequel to CTD. It's been over a year since Felicita and her friends discovered their parents' identity as nations. But due to a mishap, they get transported back in time to 1960, 15 years after the end of WWII. Warnings: mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,650 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Animal Crackers by Its'Noelle'not'Nole'5327 reviews
Never EVER give Tamaki a Psycology textbook
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Tamaki S. - Complete
The Democratic People's Republic of Awesome by Amanda del Brot reviews
Prussia manages to get all the nations into a war game. Who are the terrorists, who the armymembers, and will the civilians dodge the bullet?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Prussia - Complete
Why Italy doesn't like Cupcakes by lilsandstorm reviews
Another Hetalia crack story. Why Italy doesn't like Cupcakes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - N. Italy, Japan - Complete
The Daring Escape by Crazee Canadia reviews
There she stood, feet apart while glaring at the eyes of the two men who stood in front of her. Her eyes narrowed, upper lip twitching as it slowly rose to show she wasn't afraid. "Alright, Hana." The shorter male piped with a smile, "Time to give up."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
America's Problem by BellaSWilson reviews
America's home is being invaded by unwelcome visitors. So he kills them. All of them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2011 - America - Complete
A Softer Side by Courtney JoAnne reviews
Tino had never seen that side of Berwald, but even the cold, stoic Swede had a warm smile to share. Pure fluff Inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Interference by lillithrising reviews
"A penny for your thoughts," said the boy by the pier. Arthur didn't know anything about her. She liked it that way. Rated for suicidal tendencies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2011 - England/Britain, Canada
A Walk In The Rain by Thisbey reviews
Arthur goes out for a walk, yet feels slightly odd. USUK. Fluff drabble
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Published: 5/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's a small world after all by Bri Nara reviews
Thanks to a messed up spell of England's, the countries have been Chibi-fied! And the only ones who can take care of them until the get back to normal are Spain, America, and China. Warning:AU, OOC-ness, chibis, annihilation of the fourth wall, and crack
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,220 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
A Crack in the Looking Glass by Drovenich reviews
England accidentally sends Germany to a parallel world. A world ruled by Russia with a iron fist. GerIta and Russia x Italy brothers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,554 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Canada Bites Back! by Iggymonster reviews
Canada has a dire plan so intense and evil that it could make Russia jealous...sort of. Rated T for randomness and total boredom. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2011 - China - Complete
From November to April by pandaburger reviews
A story that chases the fleeting moments of the 20 year war in Vietnam, that started November 1st 1955 and ended April 30th 1975 almost 20 years later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - America, Vietnam - Complete
Fever by Chigiiiiiiiiiiiiii reviews
New Zealand comes down with a fever, but the rest of the world is too busy dealing with communist attacks, heatstroke and… koala porn? Australia x New Zealand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2011 - New Zealand, Australia - Complete
Hamlet said Much Ado to Romeo and Juliet's Hetalia by dancer4ver reviews
The countries act out some of Shakespeare's greatest works. England is offended.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
What Moms Do Best by Remote-Controlled Button reviews
Finland and Sealand have some 'mother' son time to themselves. Can be seen as a companion to "What Uncles Do Best".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Finland, Sealand - Complete
Connecting the Dots by Choco-Loki reviews
Felicita suspects that her parents are not who they say they are. With 5 other teens who bear similar questions, they go across the country to discover the impossible. Warnings: past mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi. Rus/Am, Spamano, GerIta, FrUK, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,580 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Unknown Soldier by Nakimochiku reviews
I didn't know his name. Short Veteran's Day fic with France and England. Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Le Petit Prince by Choco-Loki reviews
England reads The Little Prince to his kids. A sidestory for Connecting the Dots. Might be confusing for those who haven't read CTD. FrUK Warnings: mom!England, crossdressing, no genderbending, fluff, yaoi, past mpreg. Contains CTD spoilers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Have You Met Miss Jones? by Choco-Loki reviews
America brings little Adrian and Mikhail to London for a school report. A sidestory for Connecting the Dots. Might be confusing for those who haven't read CTD. Rus/Am Warnings: mom!America, crossdressing, no genderbending, fluff, yaoi, past mpreg
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Viower Excretion Advisd by P-12-Technomage reviews
Russia is secretly the one who wrote My Immortal, the infamous Harry Potter fanfic written by someone under the name Tara Gilesbie. America finds out. De-Anoned from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2010 - America, Russia
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For whatever reason, you have decided to purchase a YONG-SOO IM unit from us, and in order to ensure that you, the owner, can unlock your unit's full potentials, this manual has been provided...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
The Bubble Bath Conjecture by ffnetgoddess reviews
Howard has an interesting bathtub fantasy- Soaping up, he wondered, "So who will it be tonight? Halle Berry perhaps? Or the ever-sexy Katee Sackhoff?" He opened his eyes. "Raj?"
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Howard W., Rajesh K. - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 134 - Published: 1/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/24/2009 - N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
One Big Happy by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
If Ancient Greece and Ancient Egypt are their mothers, then who is the father? Rome, perhaps? Starring Rome, Aegyptus, Graecia, Heracles, and Gupta. Rated T to be safe, please read the first author's note.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,459 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Ancient Egypt, Ancient Greece - Complete
Dear Mr President by lilykt7 reviews
The conversations Alfred has had with his presidents. From Washington to Lincoln and all those others in between.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/19/2009 - America, America