Mountain Ripper
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Joined 07-16-04, id: 633534
Author has written 2 stories for Book X-overs.
Hey guys if your reading this your obviously a little interested about me. Well i snowboard and i live in California Anyways plz keep reading my twisted little stories for your enjoyment.oh yea and im sorry if you didnt like my story i guess thats how life goes.(read this when you have a lot of time)

Music that just rocks:
Blink 182
Sugar Ray
Simple Plan
Shaggy
Jimmy Eat World
Coheed and Cambria
NFG(Newfound Glory OH YEA!)
Black Eyed Peas
Sublime
Most of Metallica
Nirvana
3 Days Grace
3 doors down
Yellowcard
Alice Deejay
Hoobastank
Good Charlotte
Lola Ray Seether
Story of the Year
The Offspring
TRAPT
Green Day
Senses Fail
Dashboard Confessional
Sum 41
Fountains of Wayne
Outkast
Missy Elliot
Beastie Boys
Linkin Park
Eminem
Ludacris
Switchfoot
Taking back Sunday
Sugarcult
Something Corporate
Smash Mouth
Chronic Future
Bowling for Soup
The Explosion
(ok i could go on but all of you would just get really old if you read everything)

Shows:
ONE TREE HILL!
THE O.C.!
Charmed(you have to love charmed if you dont i dont understand you jk)
Angel
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
24
Smallville
Jack and Bobby Degrassi
Radio free Roscoe
.Hack//sign
Trigun
Cowboy Bebop
Inuyasha
Family Guy
Cardcaptors
Witch Hunter Robin
Full Metal Alchemist
Wolf's Rain
andddd oh yea the begginnings of american idol cuz its so funny seeing people who think the can actually sing when they S.U.C.K.!!!! MWAHAHAHA...-stares-

Games:
EVERY FINAL FANTASY EVER MADE AND IF YOU EVEN DISS IT I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE, DRAG YOU OUTSIDE, AND TEACH YOU HOW TO BREATH OUT OF YOU FUCKING ASS...(ahem and further)
Xenogears
Phantasy Star Online Episode 1&2
Halo and Halo2
Mechassault
The Legend of Dragoon
Suikoden 1&2
(and others I just cant think of at the moment)

Sports:
SNOWBOARDING SO ROCKS(you can tell by my name)
SURFING(even though i tried it once and totally made a fool of myself)
Biking
Trying to learn how to SKATEBOARD OH YEA!(but my attemps are pitiful )
BASEBALL GO DODGERS!( i dont give a rat's ass wat you think about them)
Football
TRACK( IM TRYING OUT FOR MY TRACK TEAM YAY!)
Soccer(is great)

Books:
Lord of The Rings (of course )
The Hobbit
The Silmarillion
The Saga of: A Game of Thrones
OMG THE CLAN WARS( LIVE IT BREATH IT) THE SCORPION IS THE STARTING BOOK FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO CLUE
A/N: uhh the list here contains more books than are listed for all you smarties

Favorite Quotes/lines: History is all a lie. It Just depends on who is doing the telling and who is doing the listening -Bayushi Shoju Scorpion Daimyo
ITS NOW OR NEVER BITCHES!-Ocean Rider's fic
Your Eyes tell a story of a day you wish you could recall the moments that once have.-Coheed and Cambria
OH yes. I've been there.- Stewey Family guy

Stories I've Written:
How you rip the mountain
The things you take for Granted

Movies:
Lotr(DUH!)
Princess Mononoke
I,robot
Band of Brothers
Hackers
The Fast and the Furious(also the second one)
Troy
Resident Evil Resident Evil2: Apocalypse
Cowboy Bebop the Movie
Pirates of the Carribean
All James Bond movies!(james bond theme song*)
Jarassic Park(man those movies a funny)
Gone in 60 seconds
Bourne Identity & Supremacy
Jackass the movie

Likes:
Jamba Juice
Sports
Anime Friends
A great story
MY MUSIC

Dislikes:
Flamers(who doesnt?)
some1 who totally screws up a good story
People who think they are better than everyone else
Bush AND Kerry
People who arent open minded

Stuff on a need to know basis about me: Ok first of all if you want to be my friend fine, but for those of you that dont like me for what i like I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK!
Flamers:I'm your worst nightmare if i know your email address(people can vouch for that as well)Flamers if i ever get one of those nasty flames that just really piss me off im going to send you a rose(dont ask but its bad)
Sometimes i yell random stuff when it is so unnesscessary... I am insane and i like to keep it that way or my life would be boring.

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The Hunt by ConstantSnow reviews
It's an AU, but still has the Vampires and Werewolves. Jacob's going to Fork's High, and hates that he's always compared to and placed under Emmett. Emmett, likes a good fight, and Jacob always seems to give him one. It's time for The Hunt to begin!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,313 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Broken Teacups by Celtic Bard reviews
Reincarnation is not all that it is cracked up to be, and Erestor happens to discover something he shouldn't have... slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,820 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Glorfindel, Erestor
Frodo's Mistake by Michicko reviews
Frodo and Sam are gay, Merry and Pippin are ghetto, Aragorn's angry, Legolas is conceited and Gimli thinks he's sexy. Basically, the whole of Middle Earth is screwed. Rated T for mild slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Gandalf's Lady Mages by Dark Lady of the Night reviews
Okay this time I am really back, I am writing new chapters as you are reading this, it may be a little bit longer before they get here but they will get here, I swear. Amanda and Laurelin leave Rivendell with the nine walkers. Remember r&r
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 34,444 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Peregrin T., Legolas
Elrond’s Reasons Choosing FellowshipNot List by MayetraWolfking reviews
The real reasons Elrond chose the members of the Fellowship. This is a story and not a list. It contains Foul Language, Implied Drug Use and Adult Situations.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Elrond
Laughingus fishius by happy molecule reviews
Legolas becomes a hairdresser. (Co-written with A Class Superior!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003 - Legolas
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How you Rip the Mountain
Lucky Springs High is a nice common High school. Conveniently place on a Ski resort. A new transfer named Sean is curious about his new school and the interesting people he meets along the way...
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,723 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 11/5/2004
Tales of Ion
Imagine a world of complete wonder.A world filled with Wizards, dragons, fairies, vampires, werewolves, mages, and sorcerers, fallen angels.A world of politics, romance, and conspiracies.A boy is caught in this epic tale of Ion
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,597 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Complete