Greetings unfortunate internetter. You have wandered into my domain. Turn back now. Go to my other account, (shared with http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4259444/Shadowfax-lord-of-horses) It is safer there. Here, is an easy way there ,http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4321596/CarpAreNotFriendly .Go, get out. If you are smart you will heed my words, if not... Welcome to the end.

There is no turning back now. I warned you. I told you to leave. I am sorry for the terrible fate which will almost inevitabley occur. This is not the place for mortals, not suited to humans. Perhaps it is for the best. Anyway, this will be your only advice during your time here.

1. Trust no-one.

and 2. Stay alive.