I'm a male and I'm a majority African American (20% big whoop). Anyway I write a lot in my spare time so I have probably 20 stories just waiting to be sent to the unwashed masses.

Dark Emperor of the South Empire

Ninja Rank: Kami

Chakra Levels: Incomprehensible

Taijutsu: Super Saiyan

Ninjutsu: Avatar of the Elements

Genjutsu: Pray that you never find out

Fuinjutsu: Sealing Lord

Kenjutsu: Destroys worlds

Favorite Pairings:

Naruto

Naruto x Harem (sit on it and spin haters!)

Naruto x Kushina

Naruto x Samui

Naruto x basically any older woman and girls around his age except for Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, and Ino.

Mini Rant: GO!

Okay to clarify a few things, I don't hate Hinata at all. I just hate what she became and started as...okay so I strongly dislike her. I don't know it's just something about weakness that just repulses me. (That goes for all non OP or Godlike stories as well so don't even expect them to be in my Favs)

In all of my future stories Naruto, Luffy, Ichigo, heck or even Negi will all be insanely strong so that's just a warning in advance. And to all you future flamers here's some advice: I hope you all drown in your own pitifulness then get revived only to be mauled and chewed slowly by a school of vicious piranhas. Yeah, I said it mitches.

Oh and another thing! No, there will not be any insanely strong gods of darkness or of ancient times coming back to life to challenge my OP protagonist. My stories will all simply be Naruto (or Luffy, Ichigo, or Negi) will have a moment of extreme enlightenment then subsequently realize all other humans are inferior and have that same belief throughout the entire story making them cold and ruthless to everyone including their harem. So expect some puppy dog faces to be mercilessly brushed off (or ripped off it depends on whether I've had my morning dose of coffee and skrillex).

Mini Rant over

I have a challenge people!

Naruto x Bleach crossover

Naruto manages to escape his first beating by being cornered in a dead alley only for him to step on a hidden panel teleporting him to the rundown and abandoned research lab one Orochimaru used to use. Searching through the lab he finds a book on ancient swords of legend and lo and behold Orochimaru had left behind what he thought was a rusted useless blade but was in reality Gilgamesh, the God-Sword. Naruto then decides that he'll do whatever the hell he wants and he won't take shit from nobody. So, opening a garganta with the help of Gilgamesh, he travels to Karakura Town in time to watch Ichigo get hit by Byakuya's senka. Seeing no reason to get involved he sits and watches the show only to meet... a black cat.

Pairing: Naruto x Harem (Must have Rangiku, Yoruichi, Orihime, and Kukaku)

Gilgamesh is a completely black katana about a yard or 90 cm long with a thick circular cross guard. In it's sealed state there are no other distinguishing features. As the zanpakuto of space and time Gilgamesh gives his wielder instant short range teleportation.

In shikai, Gilgamesh's blade gains tribal markings all along the blade in neon green coloring. In the ability department, the teleportation range is enhanced to mid range (about as far as you can through a kunai with the hiraishin). Also, the other half of his element comes in granting the wielder the ability to use any opponents shikai as long as he's seen it and in a flash of neon green...Gilgamesh is now Ryujin Jakka (or Suzumebachi, hell or even Zangetsu for all I care)

In bankai Gilgamesh's blade and wielder becomes engulfed in a green aura turning them into a glowing silhouette. In this form, for a short time the wielder can stop time but only once a year or else they'll internally combust from screwing up the time continuum. Also, if the ability to stop time was already used, the wielder will not become a neon silhouette but instead be able to shift Gilgamesh into any opponents bankai.

Gilgamesh's spirit is in the form of Gilgamesh (from Final Fantasy XII eight arms and all but his eyes are glowing red). He is a berserker and he had finally gotten all of the swords of legend before the prophecy of the blades came into fruition (as a precaution, the makers of said blades decided that if anyone were to get their hands on all of the swords of legend their power would be too great for the world to contain so they set a hidden seal on the blades that when they were all connected would seal their wielder into on single blade and would destroy the blades themselves. They didn't count on Gilgamesh quickly absorbing the power of the blades into himself at the lest moment before he was sealed.)

Have Fun! PM me if you decide to take the challenge but in a few months I'll just stop being lazy and write the damn thing myself.

Oh yeah! If Naruto is retarded or even dumb in any way don't even bother to take up my challenge you worthless jerks!!!