Will they or won't they? Oh, they will. Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Includes Bachelorette, Reunion, and The Real World: Hogwarts series.

The Marriage Law, once enacted, has the power to destroy Hermione's perfectly normal life. Luckily, she and Ron are already planning to obey the horrific law together as a team... Until a Malfoy-shaped wrench gets thrown into the works. Dramione. Cover by littleneko1923 (thank you!).

A series of drabbles and short ficlets. All dramione pairing, ranges from fluffy to angsty.

Assorted drabbles and ficlets with various pairings.

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

Following the grisly discovery that London is being haunted by a serial killer, Hermione Granger finds herself with a stalker that blurs the line between reality and horror. Draco Malfoy is assigned to protect her, but with every twist and turn, she wonders if fate will let her out alive. [DRAMIONE.] [Romance is just not tagged as the main genre.] [MUGGLE.] [HEED WARNINGS.]

HP drabbles. Lunarry 1, 14; Dramione 2, 5&6, 13, 23, 37; Pottgrass 3, 25; Snagonagall 4; Snuna 7; Harvati 8; Permione 9, 26; Thuna 10; Gintonic 11, 27, 30; Sirimione 12; Theomione 15, 28; Drarry 16, 33; Dumbletrix 17; Harielle 18; Tomione 19; GinDrarry 20; Nevmione 21; Regulily 22; Jily 24; Hansy 29; Harmony 31, 35; Harcissa 32; Thuna 34

After a chance encounter with Hermione on a trampoline, Draco finds himself wondering how much more she can teach him about Muggle things. EWE.

"If I've harmed her?" He seethed, snaking into Harry's space, his voice dropping to a menacing hiss. "She comes to me crying and you have the nerve to question how I've treated her?"

"We were meant to cross paths, and even if we die this very instant, we'll find each other again. Our souls are connected. Enemies, friends, lovers, whatever it may be." With nothing more than a faded dream directing her, Hermione flees her safe harbor on an altering journey to re-discover herself and the mysterious man that still calls to her in her dreams. Sequel to Destiny.

Hermione Granger-Weasley gave up her career at the Ministry for her husband, Ron Weasley, and now works at Hogwarts... with Draco Malfoy. Her one time tormentor has begun in earnest to pursue her, determined to win her love. This will be an affair to remember! FIC CHALLENGE. Dramione Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. REVISION 2.0 in process now (rev. 1 taken down & no longer distributed).

After a particularly messy breakup, Hermione throws caution to the wind and volunteers to do a bit of nude modelling for a Muggle art class. As you do. It's all fine and dandy, until she learns her sworn enemy is one of the students.

A story per night to save her life. Dramione, dystopian post-war AU. HEA. COMPLETE.

Raven and Trevor have been enemies since they were kids so Raven doesn't know what to do when she suddenly finds herself enjoying Trevor's advances. Will she surrender her pride to be with him? Will Trevor throw away his reputation to be with her?

Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***

What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**

AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!

Two dead. Three missing. The Order is down a leader and another innocent takes the Mark. Where is the Chosen One, and who killed Draco Malfoy? Dramione, sequel to "Clean," book II in "This World or Any Other" series. HEA. COMPLETE.

Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl. What will happen when a drunken night leads to what will become a battle of pranks, jokes and tricks? Will anything more happen? AU- Not compatible with DH. Voldemort NOT involved. Rated M for later chapters.

It's been almost 5 years since Draco and Hermione have seen each other, but a chance encounter in her store changes all of that...and they have Scorpius to thank for it.

She's with Ron, he's with Astoria, and nothing a cheap psychic on the Venice Boardwalk says is going to change that. Or will it? Dramione, muggle AU. COMPLETE.

Having completed her N.E.W.T.s Hermione decides to pursue a niggling interest in muggle literature and study at Oxford. Little does she know, she isn't the only Hogwarts alum looking for answers among the dreaming spires. When a performance of Othello brings her together with two former enemies, sparks can't help but fly.

Returning for 8th year, Hermione unexpectedly winds up with a 2nd familiar when the one she buys for Ron as a gift—a ferret she jokingly names Draco—refuses to go to him. When she realizes the creature isn't what it seems, she goes further than she ever thought she would to get the real Draco back.

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are sent back in time to retrieve a precious artefact from a long since lost place. Things don't go as planned. Obviously. ONE-SHOT

Hermione wants a new job. Will boss Malfoy let her go? "Tell me, Granger, do you often imagine me in bed?" "If you mean death bed," she said sweetly. "Then every day."

Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.

Hermione and Draco are Head Boy and Head Girl in a Voldemort-free AU world of silly fluffs. Will she let him take her to the Halloween Masque? Will Pansy's high heels trip her up before she asks her own crush out? And would someone tell Theo that's not appropriate in public? Winner Best Head Boy/Head Girl fic in the "Something Wicked This Way Comes" Dramione fanfic awards, 2016.

Hermione wakes up, hungover and tied to a stranger's bed, with no recollection of how she got there. "I know you're not asleep," he said. "Because if you were, you'd still be snoring like a troll with a head cold." Dramione one-shot.

When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.

God, we were just slowly devouring each other from the outside in, and neither of us seemed to care at all about self-preservation, obviously, because if we did, we would have gotten out of this torturous, enveloping, consuming relationship before it had even started. Scorose. Complete. Dynamic.

A decision is made to protect Muggle-borns from the continual war by not inviting them to Hogwarts. This was, perhaps, not a wise choice. Hermione Granger was certainly not amused. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.

Rose and her Slytherin cousin, Roxanne, began a tradition of daring each other to accomplish one insane thing before the end of every school year. Seven years, seven dares. They called it 'The Checklist'. Rose still has one last item to finish before graduation... Rose Weasley/Scorpius Malfoy. Sexy & Dirty Romance/Drama/Comedy. 2015 HP-Deflower Fest entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!

Theodore Nott had every intention of ignoring the Marriage Law - the very idea the government could force him to get married was absurd - until Luna Lovegood smiled at him in the dingy office, tomatoes in her hair. ONE-SHOT.

"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.

"Baby woke me up at 5am kicking the shit out of my insides and I decided to stay up and read the seven hundred drunk texts you sent me and listen to the fifteen drunk voice mails you and James left," Rose said before turning back to the television. ...One-shot.

Draco Malfoy finds a way to magically write notes in History of Magic but the only person the spell will work with is Hermione Granger, or so he claims. Continued from a series of drabbles that got out of control. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE

Malfoy sets off on a quest to seduce the Gryffindor know-it-all herself, Hermione Granger, at the request of an unlikely classmate.

Hermione Granger catches Draco Malfoy reading the famous works of Muggle author, William Shakespeare. This leads to a series of bizarre interactions between them that permanently alters their fundamental understanding of each other & changes the course of the war. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Drama/Angst/Romance. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. 2014 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange entry. COMPLETE

Raped, cuts that wont heal, Hermione's cousin has his way with her during the summer. What will happen once he arrives at Hogwarts disguised as a teacher? Will Draco notice her change in behaviour? Or will he overlook the signs just as her friends do?

Hermione Granger is chosen to receive an award at school in which Malfoy must present. But what happens when the reward is a glimpse into Hermiones future and Malfoy is the first to see it. Dramione One Shot!

The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!

Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)

Hermione returns for an optional 8th year after the war and Draco Malfoy, also back at Hogwarts at his mother's request, notices she's changed. A brief dip into the 'makeover' trope AND the 'goth' trope in one fic. ONE SHOT. Dramione.

Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.

*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H

Draco Malfoy woke up. This would normally be a great thing if he wasn't waking up to the same day, everyday, for the past thirty days. Post-Hogwarts. DM/HG

When the marriage law fic trope came beating at my brain, what could I do but give in to its brutal demands. Marriage law: now with curry, candy and artificial insemination. As Hermione said, it could have been worse. COMPLETE

After the war the Ministry decided that all children and most wives of Death Eaters needed to be placed in 'protective custody' with 'trustworthy citizens' but no one wanted Draco Malfoy. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE

A collection of one shots or drabbles with various different ratings, all about Draco and Hermione, that are all less than 2,000 words. The listed rating isn't representative of each individual story. A rating will be placed at the beginning of each fic. to represent that specific story. Enjoy (:

By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.

After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u

Waking up in someone's bed after a blurred night of drinking takes a turn for the interesting. How does Hermione handle waking up beside none other than Draco Malfoy himself? ONESHOT.

Draco and Hermione have been talking about nothing important, carving out trivial space during their 6th year of school in order to escape from the looming war, when, one night, they break the unspoken rule to keep it light. ONE SHOT. Dramoine.

Draco Malfoy is a body-double for hire on film. His newest co-star, called in to act out a steamy bedroom scene with him, turns out to be Hermione Granger, the bane of his school days... but it's not as bad as he'd expected, actually. Dramione sexy comedy-romance. Feat. Sirius Black, Percy Weasley. Alternate Universe. Hawthorn & Vine 2014 Reverse Challenge Fest entry. COMPLETE!

Don't you just hate when Hermione walks in on Draco doing some random girl. Well, in this story it's the other way around. Malfoy, of course still doesn't like Hermione, but will seeing her getting it by someone change his opinion of her forever?RWHG HGDM

Hermione Granger's world fell apart the night her parents died. Now, to make matters worse, Ginny has turned Harry and Ron against her. She is wasting away, but no-one seems to notice. Can the Slytherin Prince save her? Alternate Endings. Ginny bashing

Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Drunken conversation ensues. Dramoine. ONE SHOT.

"I wish. But you can't just wish your parents away, right? Believe me, I tried. I love my Father but I wish that he was the kind of father who would love me back. Maybe that's how you use 'I wish' in a sentence. It's something you say when what you want could never be true. Her would never be my mother and Father would never love me." ScorpiusPOV. EWE. DMHG. ONESHOT. T for language

Hermione's wedding night is everything but perfect for the young witch. Her new husband and long-time friend, Ronald, is passed out drunk and she thinks upon her life leading up to that night. Hermione falls asleep, despondent and alone. When she wakes up the following morning, she is still in bed with her husband. But it isn't Ronald Weasley.

Hermione and Draco are best friends who've come up with a rather interesting arrangement that works for them - but what happens when fathers get involved, weddings get crashed, and true feelings are revealed? Stick around to find out. And grab your gloves ladies and gentlemen, because it's about to get messy! AU/AH

Emmett McCarty just moved to Forks, and he's thoroughly unimpressed. Until he meets Rosalie Hale. He decides to use his smoothest moves on her, but now she's unimpressed. If he wants her, he'll have to fight for her. AU/AH canon pairings / slight crackfic

I never knew I could want anything this badly, but from the beginning, I knew I wanted him. At first, I wanted him to suffer, but then I wanted something different. He was my professor - he was forbidden - and I'd had my heart broken once before. Nice Rose Weasley had never gotten anywhere, but now she would get exactly what she wanted, and what she wanted was Scorpius Malfoy.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

A story about a girl who overthinks everything and a boy who hangs out with the wrong crowd. When Bella is reluctantly dragged to Edward's party, an event that is sure to go down in Forks' history, she is unaware of the destiny she is opening herself up to. This is about slow-burning love & the trust and friendship that goes with it; it's about showing somebody else your secrets.

Hermione, the HBIC at her law firm, likes to be in control. So when she attends a Halloween party and has a night of anonymous passionate sex where she is definitely not in control, she can't understand why, for the week afterwards, she fantasizes about it. But she's determined to figure out who her mystery partner was.

Sequel to Stark Raving Mad but can be read alone. "She was leaving him." In a world turned to chaos, the female third of the Golden Trio makes a decision that ends up tearing her and her lover apart. How will her possessive Slytherin cope in her absence? On which side do his loyalties really lie? Dramione two-shot, rated M for language, violence and adult content.

Using a love potion in order to glean information from a possible Death Eater? Crazy. Actually going through with it? Even crazier. RATED M FOR A REASON Hr/Dr

COMPLETE: When I finally came, it felt as if I had been flayed open, spine exposed, a cachet of fireworks set off in half-second increments along my vertebrae as he murmured my name so reverently I could not help but think that there must be some magic to it, to me, to him. HG/DM.

My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013

"The world domination certainly wasn't Rose's idea. That plan of theirs has that little troublemaker of yours written all over it." "Granger, you're being dramatic. They're not out to dominate the world, they're just going to hold the Minister of Magic hostage."

What happens when feelings between an unexpected pair escalate to something neither one expected? Will they handle the backlash together, or will they decide that they just weren't meant to be? **Prequel to A Moment in Time : This is the start of Hermione and Draco's story, so you can see where it all began.**

Take one Christmas party, a cocky, overzealous Gryffindor, a bushy-haired bookworm and an arrogant, possessive, platinum blond Slytherin, who may or may not be a jealous git. Now, mix them all together and what do you get? One hell of a headache! Dramione one-shot, rated M for language and adult content. SEQUEL POSTED!

If there was one thing Draco excelled at, it was plotting. Granger didn't stand a chance. D/Hr. 6th year; AU.

Two years after returning from Wonderland, and Alice misses it dearly. Her adventures once she's back in Wonderland. Burton's version.

"Why, Malfoy? Why do you want to take me on a date?" "So I can get you indecently drunk and then-" he stopped suddenly. He suspected his answer would leave Granger speechless.

Head Boy Draco Malfoy has got a secret, and it's kind of embarrassing! When he tells Hermione Granger, his fellow Head Girl, hoping she'll be able to help him somehow end the curse (she is the brightest witch of their age, supposedly), things don't exactly go the way he'd planned… 2013 HP-Drizzle Fest entry. Dramione one-shot. Romance/Humour/CursedAnimal!Draco. COMPLETE!

Hermione has got a very, very strange condition. Call it a syndrome, if you may. It makes everything complicated more often than not. And then she sees Draco Malfoy after almost ten years. Of course things get even more complicated.

Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influential Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.

M.L.E. Officer Hermione Granger receives a note to come to Malfoy Manor to prevent her charge, Draco Malfoy, from breaking the terms of his probation. The note claims Draco is an unregistered Animagus & he's trapped himself in animal form, unable to reverse the spell. He needs her help! 2013 HP-Porninthesun entry. Dramione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Fest Winner-Mod's Choice! COMPLETE

The one person who could put Aaron Abbot in his place just came to town: Lauren Li. Appearing at Nicky's one night, she's turning heads - including a certain Son of Ipswich's. Who's this girl? And could she be the one to tame Reid Garwin? Set after movie.

During an Auror mission gone wrong, Malfoy was turned into something not-human. And until they find a proper cure that won't kill him, he is placed under the care of one who has experience with such beings. Yes, Hermione Granger.

Draco Malfoy's magically stuck with his pesky virginity and now his parents want to use it as a bargaining chip on the pureblood marriage market. That's why he's taken the extreme measure of asking an old enemy for help. It certainly has nothing to do with how she looks in reading glasses or the things she can do with her talented tongue. Nothing to do with that at all!

What happens when a few library visits bring out a few unknown feelings for the Slytherin Sex God and Gryffindor's Golden Girl? ***Mentions of non-con, but NOT described in detail (and obviously not between Draco and Hermione)***

Cassandra Brown was humiliated by Reid Gariwn, and fled to her hometown in Vermont to escape her peers. But when her parents send her back to Ipswich, everyone discovers that the once quiet girl has changed. Can she and Reid work things out?

"Bloody - Granger! What in the hell are you doing hiding in shrubberies?" "I knew I was going to catch you eventually. You're about to go steal something, aren't you?" Despite his repeated denials, Hermione knows that Draco's the Fox, an international art thief, and she's determined to catch him.

After the War, Hermione was bitten by a werewolf victim. For five long years, she learned to accept her werewolf form, teaching Charms in Hogwarts. All was fine and dandy, until Professor Draco Malfoy came along. What makes matters worse is that her mating season is approaching and she and her inner wolf seem to want Malfoy.

"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.

"An investigative reporter witnessed Alexander Nott murder a civilian. With her testimony, we can put him and half his guys in Azkaban. We just need someone stationed with her 24/7 to make sure she makes it to the hearing in three months." Malfoy said, "Oh Clarkson! I forgot to ask. What's this girls name?" Clarkson turned and said, "Rose. Rose Weasley."

There's bad, like telling your parents that you've been secretly dating the son of their enemy, a boy they believe is horrible. And then there's worse, like being kidnapped by a dragon in the middle of it. Oneshot.

Hermione decides then and there to stop thinking she has any idea whatsoever of what to expect from Draco Malfoy. She hasn't a clue.

Sometimes the thing you hate becomes the thing you love. D/Hr. One-shot. Complete.

Is it really never too late to correct a mistake? Draco Malfoy's about to find out. After a few heated words and some steamy nights in Hogwarts with Hermione, Draco marries Astoria at the will of his father, leaving behind the only girl he ever loved. 5 years later the marriage contract is over and he divorces Astoria, only to find out that Hermione has a daughter...his daughter?

Hermione is having a slight hormonal problem that may be related to a gene she didn't know she had.

One-shot sequel to Third Time's the Charm. Rose and Scorpius, a newly-minted couple, have set the kneazle amongst the pigeons by dating - and their parents are, to say the least, not thrilled. Complaints to management, meetings with trusted advisors, and a Christmas-party invitation follow ...

Due to Dobby's Law, Ronald Weasley has to go around the proper channels to procure a House-elf, setting off all sorts of problems. Written for round 3 of dramione-remix. Original couple was Sky Masterson/Seargeant Sarah Brown from Guys & Dolls.

Every January 1st, Rose promised herself that things were going to change. She had made the same resolutions since her sixth year at Hogwarts; lose those extra five pounds that made her butt just a little larger than it should be, eat more leafy greens, and stop sleeping with Scorpius Malfoy. For five consecutive years she had failed to achieve any of them.

Final Chapter to 'Rumor Has It,' and 'Don't you Remember' "Here's the thing," Rose began furiously, her face set. "I lost him once, I thought I was going to lose him twice, but I won't lose him again."

Bella is CIA. She has the looks, charm, style, smarts, and even weapons. What happens when she's paired up with the one person she hates to go on a mission to a romantically dangerous place in Europe? Read and Review to find out! DDD

Hermione and Draco's constant fighting escalates to the point where their boss at the Ministry has to step in. As punishment, they're ordered to do a role-playing exercise—one (work) week of behaving like they think the other acts, in all situations. The results aren't entirely what the boss had in mind.

Ever since Scorpius became friends with Rose, Hermione had become a staple part of his life. Draco wanted to make it permanent, he just didn't have the bollocks to do it. Until now.

It's not quite on purpose, but somehow at least once a month the girls of Hogwarts end up meeting to compare notes on the boys in their houses. Lots of interhouse couples. EWE AU.

Fred and George have a new partner with WWW. This partner's creative streak has enhanced F&G's product line immensely. He refuses to be named or to take any credit, however. Hermione is fascinated with the new products and won't rest until she finds out who the mastermind behind them is.

Draco is turning 23 soon, and all of a sudden his mother has him running these weird errands for random dates. One of the errands is to get a bouquet for the girl. So he goes to the best flower shop in Diagon Alley, which just so happens to be owned by Hermione Granger.

Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?

In his latest scheme to get Hermione's attention, Draco pretends to be a rentboy. Why he thinks this is a good idea is anybody's guess. Likelihood of this plan failing: 100%. Written for the Deflower Draco fest.

Professor Scorpius is delighted to be stuck in a castle with Professor Rose for a whole year. Unfortunately Rose doesn't feel the same way. He attempts to change her opinion by stealing, pranking and gathering delinquent students on his side. Will that be enough to get her attention or will it be the tales of their five mysterious dates that finally gets the girl? Oneshot!

All Draco wanted to do was apologize, well, ok, maybe he wanted a little more, but still, he couldn't even get past the apology. Small Lime towards the end.

Scorpius Malfoy, Senior Writer at the Daily Prophet has written some scandalous things in his latest column about our favorite Rose Weasley. Cue the furious, sarcastic letters! Their friends are inevitably dragged into the conflict and they figure the only way to solve anything is to get drunk. Complete.

Zoey meets a stranger at the stables.....

What would have happened if Tawni and Chad hadn't interrupted Sonny and James' date? Will Sonny need protecting? Jealousy, fights, and mature themes ensue... based off of "True" by Ryan Cabrera. A little OOC all around. Channy!

Sequel to Rumor Has It What was he doing here! I was okay. I had a career, i had friends, i had a family. I didn't need anything else. Why did he have to come back! I was so screwed.

What did Draco smell in the Amortentia...? Sixth year; HBP compliant. One-shot. Complete.

"I'll have Granger begging to be in my bed within the month. Mark my words." "Care to put your money where your mouth is?" At St. Mungo's, Draco meets Hermione, a new psychiatrist at his hospital. After being forced to work together on a battered woman, feelings develop, but things get complicated when Draco makes a dangerous bet. Non-magic AU. Also HP/GW.

“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.

One desperate Minister running for re-election. One feisty witch who could make him the perfect wife. Who will win the battle of sexes? Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger. 2012 Dramione Couples Remix entry, based on "Love Actually" movie. Romance/Humour.

Ginny thinks Hermione needs to stop waiting around to be swept off her feet, but when she casts a spell on her friend to help her get that special someone, things don't go exactly as she'd planned... Hermione may just kill her for her meddling.

Hermione's relationship with Ron doesn't work out, and in her new-found freedom and independence, she decides to sign up for a self defense class. But who should she meet there but her old Hogwarts nemesis, Draco Malfoy? D/H. Rated M for smut.

Hermione's got a crush. A shameful, inexplicable crush. It takes a potion accident and some secret fiction-writing to work it all out.

"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?

Book 7. Harry and Ron go off on an mission for the Order and Hermione is stuck behind. Will getting a new assignment ease her mind, or will Draco Malfoy do that for her.. Who just so happens to be the assignment? R&R

You know that girl that everybody feels sorry for but still have time to mock? After a humiliating break-up that girl had become me. And the only solution to save me from this is the one person I can't trust...Scorpius Malfoy...Merlin help me...

Hating each other for a lifetime - easy. Being forced to work together - impossible. When Hermione & Draco are sent to New York on a mission, things don't go exactly as planned, and neither had any idea what working closely would eventually reveal...

Hermione is craving salt... Draco is craving sugar... But it's not really about gastronomy, is it?

Hermione takes over the files of a coworker while he goes on vacation and notices something odd. How could Malfoy have been doing his community service at the same time as he was trying to pick her up in a Muggle cafe? She investigates.

Hermione thinks being in love is a worthless waste of time and energy. She's determined to prove this fact to the world, and has found the perfect person to help her in this mission. But it's just too bad that Draco has other plans...

No, no, I don't like him. Not at all. Then why does he make me feel so flustered and completely out-of-it when I'm near him? Oh, according to Al's A Guide to the Most Complex Girls book, I've fallen in love. With Malfoy.

Who would have thought that one little vision and a few tea leaves could change everything? Certainly not Rose, but after an incident that may have been a glimpse into the future she sees Scorpius in a new light. Could she be a seer or just insane?

Draco accuses Hermione of being a nerd, bookworm, afraid to fly, ugly, lacking any fashion sense, unsocial, and fat. Hermione refuses to believe that and is determined to prove him wrong.

Scorpius is only tracking down Rose's secret admirer out of friendly concern, not because he's jealous-and would you SHUT UP ALBUS POTTER!

It's Rose's 7th year at Hogwarts and she has been named Head Girl. But being head girl is not enough for her, she also wants to become an animagi. She's not the only one. When McGonagall suggests she work with Scorpius Malfoy things get interesting.

Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC

Hermione comes back to Hogwarts for her last year only to bring with her a secret. Now she is in search of a very important answer with only a few months to spare. No one would expect this of the little perfect virginal Hermione. PLEASE REVIEW!

It's wedding season in the wizarding world and, for two people who loathe the idea of marriage, Rose and Scorpius certainly seem to get invited to a lot of them. Winner of the SMRWFicafest 2011!

"Please Draco." She called him Draco. He would abandon his own mother for her at this point, if she asked him to. She had no idea what she just did to him. It was impossible - Draco Malfoy fell in love. "Please what, Hermione?"

Whenever they slept together either Rose or Scorpius had a perfectly justifiable reason for doing so.

Rose Weasley desperately needs to get Scorpius Malfoy to notice her. With the help of an old family heirloom, she does just that... and more. Long one-shot.

I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.

Rose is in her 7th year at Hogwarts and is new Gerdy for Hogwarts' anonymous advice column Dear Gerdy. That coupled with her school work and changes in her relationship with Scorpius, will make this year interesting.

AU Elizabethan Era Dramione - "Are you two well acquainted?" "The Physician's daughter? Hardly."

Hermione glanced at Malfoy, who looked shaken but not all that surprised with what they'd just witnessed. "Why do I get the feeling you know more about what just happened than you're letting on?" she asked.

Scorpius has liked Rose for longer than he cares to admit, and only three people know. Unfortunaly for him she likes one of his good friends and has never considered him. But when something terrible happens, he's the only one there to put back the pieces.

Prince Hot Ginge & The Most Shocking Rose Ceremony Ever summary: Edward's forced to single handedly rehabilitate his family's tarnished brand name by becoming the next "Bachelor." Bella's an out-of-work nanny looking for free room and board.Lols ensue

Hermione is raped by a man. She fears telling anyone, so she journals all her feelings down. What happens when a certain Slytherin gets a hold of this journal and reads it? Dramione.

Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH

For five years, Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy been utterly indifferent towards each other, but a late-night chance encounter outside the Room of Requirement changes all that. Sometimes the Room gives you what you need, not what you want...

"So, have you brought me a present?" he asked while he trapped her between himself and the closed door."Present? Are you mad? I'm here to kick your ass. You could call that a present."

Hermione's competitive nature gets her into trouble.

Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.

Hi! I'm Fable, and this is my FML story! Warning: Short, although some are hilariously funny...

Bella changed her entire image for Emmett. When she's given the responsibility of a lifetime, will her heart lie with her loyal boyfriend Emmett or Edward, the guy who has no limits and absolutely nothing to lose? Who will save her? Full summary inside...

Abandoned as a baby, a fair skinned girl is found by the chief of a Native American tribe and taken in as one of his family, but when she meets a copper haired cowboy, everything she knows is thrown into disarray. ExB AH, set in 1800's, M in the future.

Set in the Malfoy Manor after the trio was caught in Deathly Hallows. She didn't belong there, she belonged in his arms, Draco thought. Written for the Otters and Ferrets Dramione Challenge 002.

Trying to catch her attention? Want to make a good impression on that special lady? Or just want to improve your social skills when dealing with the opposite sex? Well, you've found the right book! We're here to help! AH ExB RxEm AxJ

The Epically Awesome Adventures With The Cullens. Warning: Not responsible for damaging of mental health, extreme use of Dora The Explorer, Drugs, Mike Newton and Bubbles. -But not in that order- Co-written with Flurffee. Heh.

Rose/Scorpius Romance - Rose is on look out for a family prank with Scorpius wanders by and stops to talk, When a professor starts to approach the only diversion she can think of is to snog the hell out of Scorpius. Only it goes much further then intended

Never again will Hermione leave Draco alone with a stack of blank cards and their address book.

"If anyone here can give good cause as to why these two should not be married, let them speak now, or forever hold their peace."

CharlieMione - She knew she probably shouldn't be bathing nude when, at any moment, she could be discovered by any number of people she would rather not have caught her in any state of indecent undress. The naughtiness of it all, however, emboldened her

Scorpius looks for reasons to hate Rose Weasley and her freckles provide a scapegoat for his feelings: they're everywhere, he can't stand them, and he hates that he keeps noticing their placement.

Draco's getting married, will Hermione stop him? She peeked around the doorway as the wedding march started playing. To her biased ears, the happy tune sounded more like the accompaniment to a funeral procession than a wedding.

Neferet finds a somewhat, er… ‘creative’ way to make sure that Zoey keeps away from Kalona. Set sometime during Hunted.

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When Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are assigned as partners in Potions class, Hermione puts Draco in the hospital wing-and Dumbledore's finally had enough. To teach them to get along, he locks them in the Room of Requirement...for an entire weekend.

Rose wants to study, but Scorpius is very distracting. One-shot written for a valentines day challenge.

New girls come to Ipswich and they attract the Sons' attention. While the Daughters keep a secret of their own, a new force of evil is coming from both of their pasts...R/OC T/OC P/OC PLZ READ! *DISCONTINUED BUT TO BE REWRITTEN*

Entry for the Awkward Contest. A summer job, a bachelor party... a chance meeting turns into an Awkward moment. But fate finds a way to smooth out the Awkwardness into something more interesting. Rated M for adult entertainment.

"A snowball fight the muggle way? How uncivilized. I thought you were a witch." D/Hr, one-shot, written for a fic challenge.

Sonny and Chad finally realize the attraction they feel towards each other, but Chad refuses to become her boyfriend. Why? -She's too good for him. Sonny then decides that she's willing to become bad to prove him wrong, and essentially, capture his heart.

Alice is a seventeen-year-old human. She's married to Aro against her will and has a three-year-old baby against her will . Her life is miserable. Then she meets Jasper, and a new Hope is born...

When Rose Weasley's boyfriend breaks up with her, her cousins come up with the ultimate plot to make him jealous - a fake relationship, with none other than Scorpius Malfoy aka. the guy she's sworn to hate . RW&SM

Just how far will Hermione go? Complete.

Five drabbles feat. Draco Malfoy's thoughts on waiting for Hermione Granger in some fashion. Each short has a different theme. Varies between novel compliant & A/U. 4th-6th yr. & post-war. ENTRY #4 TOOK THIRD PLACE AT DMHGCHALLENGE IN NOV. 2010! COMPLETE.

Edward finally gathers the courage to show Bella how he feels. In the midst of this new relationship there is a plot to tear the new lovers apart. FGB for bookgeek. Rated M for ADULT THEMES future lemons/sexual assault.

Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?

"Many variations on the term ferret can be used, from the noun 'ferret' to even use as a verb 'to ferret' meaning to act in a Malfoy-like manner ." Rose provides an insight into how to annoy Malfoy.

Edward has a dirty secret. Bella is invisible. One strange day brings them together. One-shot entry for AwkWard contest. AH, E/B, flangst.

Out of every witch Draco could have picked to date, he had to pick the one witch that Hermione couldn't stand. AU/ Characters are OOC. Complete

Edward Cullen, the emo kid nobody talks to gets talked into tutoring a student for his math class. What happens when its Bella Swan, the cheerleading straight A student? Will Edward learn that she is different? Shes not like anybody else hes ever met...

Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.

Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.

10 do's and dont's for those writing those wonderful Dramione's... Rated M just to be sure, seeing as I don't feel like being suspended today :P

Successful Bella Swan is sure that she will never find someone to love her for who she is, rather than her money. But then she hires nerd Edward Cullen. Can he win her over, and prove that behind every geek is a prince just waiting to shine?

Harry, Ron, And Hermione are attending their last year of Hogwarts. Hermione gets an unwanted study buddy and Ron has a secret. Rated M for later chapters and some language. Read and Review

Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.

Hermione has been a professor at Hogwarts for years. But how will she cope when Draco Malfoy steps of hiding to return to Hogwarts himself, and take the still vacant Potions position? AU, lemons.

"Thanks for helping me,I think." I said and moved to walk out the door at the end of the hallway. "Don't worry Granger, I wont let it happen again." He called as he followed me off the train.

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. "Do you mean to say that what your essay supports has happened?" she managed to ask a little hoarsely. She knew what she wanted his answer to be but feared she would be disappointed. "I may've exaggerated," he shrugged

Bella hates him with a passion,Edward well..not too much. Can she gets over it and let him in? can she understand his life's choice?can she forgive his lies? I'm not good at summaries,but there is love,humor,Mafia and more.. E/B,A/J,E/R

Hermione's room is freezing one night, so she goes to Draco's to keep warm. It's NOT like that! We DON'T write lemons! DRAMIONE ONESHOT!

It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.

Boy meets girl. Girl develops crush. Crush turns to love. Boy jackass, Girl heartbroken. Fast forward. Girl has moved on.Girl is engaged. Coincidence strikes. Boy is hired to follow girl and snap pictures. Girl is mad. AH,AU

Hermione Granger never thought Draco Malfoy could affect her this way. It was so bloody frustrating. Rated M for a reason, that reason being language and lemons. Review if you want more.

Booking an appointment with the famous sex practitioner, Draco Malfoy, was not the sanest idea Hermione Granger ever had, but maybe now she'll finally get the answers she's waited 10 years for. Mystery/Romance/Hot shagging-DMxHG. FIC CHALLENGE! COMPLETE!

I was so proud of my entry for the PTB Smut University Girl-on-Girl writing exercise that I thought I'd go public. Bella walks in on Rosalie taking a shower. Femslash, sexual content, Bella/Rosalie, AH, One-Shot.

Sirius/Hermione/Charlie - It's poker night at the Weasleys & Hermione has some work that needs to get done. All work & no play makes Granger a dull girl...or does it? BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR GRANDE.VANILLA.SKIM.LATTE!

Draco kidnaps Hermione for selfish reasons. What else is new?Doesn't really follow a time line in the story though.

Sonny thought she hated Chad and for a second she thought she might have loved him, but when Chad promises to "unwind" her, she begins to find the grey area. Can simple hate and lust turn into something more? *lemons*

When Bella's mom dies of breast cancer, Bella moves to Forks with her dad in hopes of a better life. Charlie succumbs to alcoholism and starts abusing her. Edward Cullen torments her as well, but when shes forced to go to him, her bully, for help, can he?

Bella & Edward were best friends until high school. He's popular. She's not. He's changed but not for the better. Tired of being in the background, treated like she doesn't exist, Bella decides to make her own change. Time for a makeover. B&E. All human.

Edward is Bella’s geeky tutor. Edward naturally develops a crush on Bella, but knows she would never be interested in nerd like him. But when something serious happens, and Bella needs help, who’s the 1st person she calls? Geekward Shuffle Challenge entry

"I sighed. It was a Friday, and I was obviously not having any luck with the whole masturbating thing. The thing was, I did it way too often… I used that stupid vibrator way too much." Will Edward Cullen, King of all Nerds come to her rescue? hell yes.

Bella finds herself trapped in a bad relationship and takes off to start a new life. She finds work as an exotic dancer, and finds she must overcome many issues in order to build a new relationship with a new man, Edward Cullen. **ADULT THEMES** OOC, AH.

Draco and Hermione Seventh year. The title will change at some point.

This is the sequel to Truth, Dare, or Firewhiskey. You can read it without reading the first one...but you'll be mighty confused. So...read on! :

This is set after the 7th book. Hermione and Ron are finally together but Ron is acting a little different. What happens when she finds him with another? Why is Draco being so caring and what happens when the two get together?

Bella is abused by her boyfriend Mike Newton. Can Edward help her? M for abuse. Review! ALL HUMAN!

She gave a warm smile to each of us, taking a look around the large classroom. "Your primary assignment will be to experience pregnancy with a partner that will be assigned to you." *Disregards DH!*

Bella knew deep inside, her love for Edward. But...when one little wet dream she has change the way she feels about Edward? Will Emmett return the favor of attraction & need? Will Edward do? What about Rosalie? Some slices of lemon. Told in third person

Harry, Neville, Ron, Seamus and Dean sit around their dorm eating food and talking about pick-up lines. Some implied slash so if you don't like that... May not be updated reguarly as it is a series of oneshots and twoshots. Lots of sexual innuendos.

Bella is constantly bullied by Edward and the students of Forks High School. Both are hiding secrets that pain them. Yet it's only when they look closer do they see what plagues each other's past. And people can change, can't they?

Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot

Sixth year. What if Hermione had followed Draco into the bathroom instead of Harry? Hermione's POV. Tastefully M. Titled after Elliott Smith song. Please review.

Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?

Read if you're in the mood for a cry! Draco gives Pansy news she's not ready to handle. Later on, Hermione receives a letter from the heartbroken girl.

It's been two years and Sonny and Chad still haven't told each other how they feel. So what happens when they get stuck in an elevator together. Will the truth finally come out? *Rated M for future chapters*

Edward has a big project to do. Bella's been sentenced to community service. Add in some promiscuous parasites, dusty books, and maple doughnuts, and you get my entry for the AwkWard Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/AU.

WINNER for the AwkWard Contest. With best friend Angela moving forward in her relationship with Ben, Bella feels she's being left behind. She tries to remedy the situation by going for Edward Cullen, but being inexperienced makes for awkward situations.

Capitol Hill staffer, Edward, has been admiring a beautiful passenger on his morning commute on the Metro. When he finally gets close enough to talk to her, will it be the moment everything goes right or wrong? For the Awkward Contest. ExB. AH.

Entry for the Awkward Contest. Sugar and Spice and all things awkward. Will Edward's embarrassing behaviour blow his chances with the girl of his choice? Or will cinnamon gum lover Isabella Swan know just what to do with him? O/S. AH. Second Place Winner.

AH B/E Awkward Edward has an infatuation with his new co-worker, but can he overcome his adolescence "issue" to take things to the next level? Written as a oneshot collab with Venis envy for the AwkWard contest. M for Lemons

Sex is just...awkward. One Shot written for the AwkWard Contest.**Third Place Peoples' Choice Winner**

ON HIATUS Year 7, after book 5. Draco and Hermione are Head Girl and Boy. But what will happen when the two of them have to spend extra time together? Rated M for language and scenes that may be inappropriate later on.

When Hermione is hurt by some cruel comments and flees potions, Draco Malfoy takes it upon himself to give Hermione a makeover, but will his feelings change towards the mudblood?

No it wasn’t supposed to be sexual, but even if the blonde was unaware of it, it stopped being innocent as soon as Miley’s hands touched her skin. *ONESHOT*

Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation

It's been five years since Sonny's last encounter with the one and only Chad. But a new acting project brings them crashing back into each other's lives, with plently of lust of course. My first Fan Fiction ever so please read!

All Draco/Hermione. All drabbles. All written for a variety of reasons, even boredom.

Hermione is upset about being alone on Valentine's Day. Can Draco fix this problem? WARNING: Short Smut Scene! Read and Enjoy :D

AU/AH One Shot. “His voice was low and husky and delicious. “You can spill coffee on me whenever you want.” “I might take you up on that,” I said. “But your flirting is outrageously terrible.” "Do you want to teach me, then?"" Edward&Bella

A final scene of the war, focused on Draco and Hermione. Please read and review!

Edward left Bella and Alice is there to fill the gap. Bella's first time. Lemon. Oneshot.

As you wish means I love you. ONE-SHOT of Rosalie and Bella. Lemons and Smut, you have been warned. May or may not become a mutli-chapter in the future.

What happens when Bella get s tired of Edward and his volvo? One-Shot. I think it s funny....?

Hermione gets Draco back for pouring snow down her shirt. Sequal to "You'll Pay For That Malfoy." Read and Reveiw

Hermione comes in crying and for some reason, Draco wants to know why. Cute little fic, rated for language. Sorry guys, no sex.

Jasper has always seen her as his little sister. How can Alice convince him she's all grown up? AH/AU. Canon couples.

Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurts? Well I do, you see I’m in love with my best friend, the only twist is that he does not feel the same way about me. Warning: Rated M for Language and Lemons

Draco/Hermione. Wedding night. Long and detailed. Pure lemony goodness :P ONESHOT.

Rosalie has a need, an itch only one other Cullen can scratch.... Warning - contains slash and scenes of sexual nature.

Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.

A one shot about Stark/Zoey. They FINALLY tell eachother how they really feel. Very sweet! Please r&r!

Geekward Shuffle Challenge - Edward is a pro gamer in need of another team member for the Major League Gaming Competition. Who else could be better than this mysterious person, who goes by the name of DigitALxCaHos.

"I told you that I was only here to make a stupid donation to get Granger off my back, NOT to pick up some daft bint for a date." - Draco "You bet on me for DRACO MALFOY! What in Merlin's pants was going through your pea-sized brain"- Hermione. Complete.

Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.

Edward and Bella went out in Jr. High, but the summer before High School, Bella changed and broke up with Edward through a letter, but of course geek Edward will not give up that easy. For the Geekward Shuffle Contest.

ONE SHOT. AH. Bella is a librarian. Edward has leukemia. M for graphic images and a touch of lemon. tattward/inkella contest submission

A conversation between girlfriends, leads to a night she only imagined.

"Reading is sexy, Draco." Hermione said. "Prove it," He replied. This is the story of how Hermione Granger proved to Draco Malfoy that Reading is Sexy, and how they fell in love in the process.

Draco Malfoy is determined to get under Hermione's skin this year, but she's found a new approach to an old problem that just might change things between them.

Bella has long admired Edward from afar.With the help of a certain interfering pixie, will the imminent Halloween party be the ideal chance for her to admit her obvious attraction to him. But who is the mysterious stranger lurking in the shadows?

I knew right then that this night couldn’t end without tasting every inch of that woman. I didn’t care if it was wrong. If I only had this one night, I was going to make the most of it. Halloween/Lemony goodness. AU.

This ridiculous CrackFic is dedicated/inspired by the awesome Unicorns Unlimited ladies. The boys man the phones for fanfic readers overcome by...crotchsplosions. RATED M for good reason. **ETA: leaving Status open for poss future chaps**

Samantha is hiding from Pogue, what will he do when he finds her hiding in Reid and Tyler’s dorm room.

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

Right after Erik embarasses Zoey in Drama class. SMUT!

Looking for a tattoo, that would define his new found self discovery, Geekboy Edward Masen found himself marked with more than ink. One Shot for the Tattward and Inkella Contest.

Good intentions go awry when Draco tried to comfort a heartbroken Hermione.

I began with his brow, my fingers tracing lightly the wounds where metal had pierced his flesh. He was my own self in the mirror, through the looking glass, his fingers on my piercings where I had run my own body through." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH AxJ

AH/AU. OneShot for the Tattward and Inkella contest. Alice has a mission written on her arm in ink, with one last task to fulfill. Is the new apprentice up for the task? AxJ

Tattward and Inkella O/S Contest Entry: Edward interviews Bella for an article in Skin Art Magazine. Sparks fly, but will professionalism keep them from getting what they both want? Co-authored by herinfiniteeyes and maniacalmuse. RATED M for obvious reasons.

When Rose finds out that she is pregnant with Dimitri's baby, she wants an abortion straight away. But what will happen when the Academy find out? And will Rose realise that she can't live without this baby before it's too late? After Shadow Kiss!

Draco demands that Hermione entertain him in his drunken stupor one night and they play a little game that causes all kinds of trouble and hilarity. Rated M for language, no sex, sorry guys. Still worth reading. Review please. I loves em.

Hermione watches Draco. She finds out something interesting. Please review. I like reading reviews.

Edward and Bella have been friends forever. Add in jealousy, his occupation, and Bella's secret piercing and this is what you get. My submission for the Tattward and Inkella Contest. ExB LEMONS.

Bella embarks on a Halloween she will never forget. My entry for the Tattward & Inkella Contest. Rated M for graphic language and scenes of a sexual nature. EXB AH

Edward Cullen is new to the area and asked to cover for a sick cameraman from a crew filming at a local tattoo parlor. Under the lights will sparks fly? My entry for the Inkella and Tattward contest. B/E rated M.

Bella is a bookstore clerk who fantasizes about Edward, the lead singer of a local band. An entry for the Tattward and Inkella One-Shot Contest. Rated M for lemon.

You'll see, Swan. One day you're going to wake up and want me just as bad as I want you." he said with a smirk. "We'll see about that, Cullen." With that she walked off, and he followed with a mischevious smirk.

Love at first tattoo. Entry for the Tattward and Inkella comp.

Apparently, there is a very thin line between love and hate. What will happen when mortal enemies Draco and Hermione start an 'innocent' game of truth or dare? Dramione, DMxHG

ONE SHOT. Tattward and Inkella contest entry. ExB. It's best to never judge a book by its' cover...

Bella heads to Las Vegas for work but a turn of events caused her to stay an extra week. She decides to use it up on ending her celibacy with a green eyed god. Submission for Tattward & Inkella one-shot contest. Mature content.

The war is in full swing.. the only place Hermione can find to go to be herself in a nightclub. Who will she meet? What will happen? Hint of lime. Dr/Hr.

Tattward&Inkella competition entry. When Edward realises that his marriage was over before it started, will some new ink give him the courage to do something about it?

Edward gets a tattoo that symbolizes his feelings for Bella. How will she respond, after their long history together? AH for the Tattward and Inkella contest.

Music inspired one-shot. Bella discovers she's been cheated on. Her revenge is sweet.

7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.

“I…don’t understand,” I mutter, my hands still firmly in his hair. “Nor do I,” he admits, and I feel his breath as he laughs tickle my neck.

Draco is bored one Hogsmeadeless Saturday and entertains himself with a boring Harry...turns out Harry has some tricks up his sleve! Written from Draco's POV. Slash!

R/S The best punishments teach us something. After Rose's failed attempt to skive class, she and Scorpius learn some rather valuable lessons during a shared midnight detention. Four-shot, already written.

Sequel to Girls Night. Edward and Jasper walk in on a shocking site. SMUT

Basically an MSN conversation between Bella and the Cullens. I know that there are others similar to this already on the site, but this is my own work. Please R&R. Spoilers for breaking dawn. Rating may change.

Christian. Rose. Utter Fluff. But perverted fluff. Rated M for a reason people! Wordy, and descriptive.

Short Drabble. Comedy and some romantic fluff. SS/HG post book seven. Cute little SS/HG moment. Enjoy

Come, little elf. Join jandco and withthevampsofcourse as theypresent to you the winners of their Christmas Collaboration Contest. Rated Mfor gratuitous use of candy canes and Santa Claus fetishes.

It was funny how things happened, funny how, in the end; she wound up wanting to give her virginity to her sworn enemy. All because of a Muggle contraption. - Dramione. Rated M for reason. ONESHOT!

Bella and Edward are both seniors from two different schools and states who are thrown together by a school project. Can you fall in love with out ever meeting? And if so, will it last? There is only one way to find out. Cannon Pairings AH slightly OOC

All Bella wants for her birthday is to commemorate becoming a legal adult with her family physician. ...an OOC Carlisle/Bella one-shot.

Working with Draco Malfoy has its drawbacks... and its benefits. Draco/Hermione

Everyone changes, but some people have no control over it, because everything else was a lie. HGBZ 10/01/08-editted

When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

Ginny Weasley! You said that I'll be performing by myself. You didn't say anything about singing with Malfoy!" Ginny smirked. "Well, it is Valentine's Day and everyone needs to... well in this case sing them their love." "What are you talking about!"

How Draco Malfoy's son helps him fall in love with the most unexpected person. Rated for language and later chapters. R&R.

Hermione is ecstatic about her new appointment as Head Girl, however her happiness starts to fade when she hears who is Head Boy. But the Head Boy has a secret about the Head Girl! How will their different lives join?

Draco gets dragged to a Muggle Shopping Mall with Pansy.

“What’s the matter Granger?” Malfoy asked… “Miss me?” “Always,” she replied, smiling sardonically.

A short one-shot game. What happens when you get dragged into an extended game of 7 Minutes in Heaven with no other than the Cullen boys, no strings attached? Who will you chose? Rated T for mild smut ;D

In which four girls happen upon four boys in limitied clothing, consequentially causing a spur of relationships to bloom, one between Hogwarts biggest 'prude' and its smarmiest Slytherin.

Hermione has decided she wants to lose her virginity to one of the Weasley brothers. Through a series of daydreams, she imagines the benefits of having each one as her first lover!

RE-EDITED AGAIN!Harry and Ron don't like the way Draco treats Hermione, so they decide to devise a plan involving two unsuspecting people, a locked closet, and a ton of insults. Read and Review, i need them to survive.

Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!

One shot. After a stressful day, Hermione decides to take a late-night visit to the Prefects bathroom; unfortunately, she's not the only one with that idea. Warning: Sexually explicit. Dramione smut

Hermione helps Fred and George celebrate a Quidditch victory.

Hermione finds out what the Rocket of Love is all about. Fred/Hermione/George

The night before the Christmas Holidays begin, Dumbledore has a plan to relieve the stresses of the dark times they are experiencing; a potion of his own making slipped into the pumpkin juice induces some rather strange dreams. AU, 6th year, HrD, HG, RL

Crazy things happen sometimes. Like utter Bedlam. Like learning how to fly a broom without dying. Like sudden verbal diarrhea. Like taking a chance. Like love. WINNER of Best Comedy at the Dramione Awards!

Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.

“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.

Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.

It's something we should all possess, but for some people, it's just too hard to resist. BZLL AU Chapter 5 is up! R&R please.

OneShot Challenge. Charlie Weasley was the most arrogant man Hermione had ever known. If he thought he could sway her with those winks of his or that lopsided grin... Well, he might just be right.

Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione is a mediwitch oblivious to the world of romance but Draco Malfoy is about to change that. If she won't admit she loves him then Draco will just have to force it out of her in the only way a slytherin sex god knows how.

How do you know what you want? How do you REALLY know? DMHG

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

Draco Malfoy, paragon of wickedness, follows Hermione Granger one day to an unused section of Hogwarts and discovers her unspeakable secret... Oh yeah, and the whole graveyard scene didn't happen. Cedric Diggory is alive. Because I said so.

Hermione has a disturbing confronation with a certain someone after dark. Submitted for the Celebrate the Season Fiction Exchange.

[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!

Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.

DMHG. Draco and Hermione are paired up for a school project. Sparks fly and gauntlets are thrown. But who will have the last word? Please RR! COMPLETE!

Under orders from Dumbledore, Hermione learns how to fly. Her teacher? Not Harry, as planned, but none other than Draco Malfoy. Fears are confronted, truths revealed, & many snarky barbs exchanged.

‘You are all I never wanted,’ she thought. ‘The feeling’s mutual,’ he thought. “And now I pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!” ‘Noooo!’’ they thought. RATING CHANGED!