Mental Hospital 'verse.They always tell you not to go grocery shopping when you're hungry and Tom's quite the triple threat: hungry, cranky, and tired. Surrounded by food and normalcy, but unable to partake. Then again, it doesn't help much when your 30-something mind and your 5-year-old emotional maturity insist on battling it out. Warning for food fear, potential OCD triggers.

AU. A 'What if' utilizing the world of the Vampire Chronicles but not featuring any of the vampires so, not a true crossover. 'Parody' in the most literal sense of the word-not much humor unless you consider Tom being dorky and awkward hilarious.