hi, i'm silva...the girl half of this account...

Blaze...the guy(or so he says) will come write his own little bit as soon as he finds the time to stop playing halo 2 and get back to the real world...which i'm really doubting will happen anytime soon

anyway, i'm 18 tomorrow, happy birthday to me!

I love anime/manga/cartoons and blaze has the pleasure of knowing its his fault i really like Naruto...

I am a Christian and proud of it _

I LOVE GOD!! smiles.

Effective January 2009

Dress Code

1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.

2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

Sick Days

We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness.

If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

HolidayDays

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Compassionate Leave

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.

In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use

1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.

2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.

3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.

4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break

1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.

Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Ja ne,

silva

hi am blaze... the guy side of the account...wisper (but she still thinks am a girl)

ha! am back from the war between humans and aliens, nearly lost a finger...that was from holding the controler for too long.

my friend trends to think am gay which is cool coz am not lol. yes! happy birthdAY you,!!

am an artist by nature, has never been human and god sent to this planet to change lives with my many talents. i like anime ,manga, anime ,manga and anime basicaly anything to do with japan. (grins recklessly)

silva you have to come see this... its a...a...a freaking ninja wearing shades

am a God fearing person just like my friend.

i'll you more later

ja ne (dozo yoroshiku onegai shimasu) :)