IZZYMARIEWHITLOCK IS NOW Hand-Drawn-Photograph

Good Morning world! I see my assassins have failed...

Just kidding.

maybe...

Anyway... I'm Izzy. Not Isabella, that sounds all boring and plain. If you call me Isabella, I will cut you're head off and feed it to rabid poodles. Really. I love Twilight AND Harry Potter. Wow, bet you all didn't even think that was possible. I am here to tell you that it is, and that all you angry Twilight vs Potter people should actually go and READ the opposing team's book. They're actually really good, all though I do agree, the Twilight movies sucked, and the make up they smeared all over Robert Pattinson and Jackson Rathbone's faces was an abomination to they're gorgeousness (same goes for the wigs). Okay, now the 'about me' stuff. Crap on a stick. I suck at this. Okay umm, here goes...

Hair: Still not long and flowing.

Eyes: Still not blue.

Height: Still too short to ride the bumper cars at county fair. *sighs*

Age: I find this slightly creepy.

Weight: Didn't your mothers ever tell you that you never ask a lady her weight? *Remembers that this is not 1940, and that self is not a lady*

Location: I-don't-wanna-get-stalked-ville.

Whew. now that that's over, we get to the GOOD stuff. XD

QUOTES TIME!!!

I thought that killing people would make them like me more... but it just makes them dead."- Voldemort@Quirril, AVPM

I don't want my life to be like spider-man 3. I HATED that movie!- Harry@Ginny, AVPM

Fav Harry Potter Characters:

1: Bellatrix Le'strange

2: Luna Lovegood or Nymphadora Tonks

3: All the Marauders, maybe besides Peter

4: Fred (RIP) and George Weasley

5: Cedric Diggory

6: Draco Malfoy

7: Scorpius Malfoy

Fav Twilight charactors:

1: Jasper Whitlock

2: Carlisle Cullen

3: Peter Whitlock

4: Emmett Cullen

5: Alice Cullen

6: Jacob Black

7: Bella Swan

Fav pairings:

Twilight: Bella/Jasper, Bella/Carlisle, Victoria/James, Bella/Emmett, Victoria/Bella, Alice/Jasper, Bella/Alice, Bella/Peter, Charlotte/Peter

Bizenghast: Dinah/Edrear, Dinah/Edaniel.

Vampire Knight: Yuki/ 'Idol', Ruka/'Idol', Yuki/'Wild', Yuki/'Zero', Yuki/Ruka, Ruka/Kaname

HP: Bellatrix/James, Sirius/OC, Harry/OC, Draco/Hermione, Draco/Harry, Tonks/Harry, Bellatrix/Voldemort, Bellatrix/Harry, Luna/Ron, Hermione/Bellatrix, Hermione/Luna, Harry/Luna, Hermione/Sirius, Scorpius/OC, Fred/George.

I dont ship Bedward for twi, Because Eddy-dear has controll issues. And I have issues with his face. (and painted-on abs, for that matter.)I don't really like him paired with anyone. And for Vampire Knight I personally think that Yuki/Kaname is wierd, I mean, they're realated. Only so much non-Weasly incest I can take. All other pairings are OK.

Current Obsessions:

Fanfiction: Flying High, (HP), Instructions not included, (HP), Up and Down (HP) Somethin New, (Twi)

Novel: HP (GOF), and Goose Girl.

Manga: Bizenghast, Stepping on Roses, Vampire Knight

Movie: Red Riding Hood, and The King's Speech

TV Show: Buffy, and Tudors!

I have 3 OC's in another story, Witta and Kit Sparks in HGAMESLOVE's Hunger Games syot, and Corressmet Bolt in Dawn-Of-Indescribable-Colors Hunger Games syot. beneath is a collage for Cori, Witta, and Kit and his girlfriend, Pimma

Corressmet

Pimma and kit

Witta

I have two stories, Inklight and Reawakening. The latter was my first fanfiction, and not very good. Inklight is a SYOC, or submit your own character, and will hopefully be better. It's centered around the child of the Darklord, who was born on the same night Harry's parents were killed. Oh godess, that sounds Mary-Sueish, doesn't it? But anyway, Here's a few links to what I imagined the OC's to look like:

Merope Riddle (Mary Alice Queen)

Age Valentine

Nyala Swift

Kitty Zykes

Lillian Aimes

Silvianna D'Arque

Rodolphus D'Arque

Sorren Du'Pre

Melanie Jackson

Andrea Whittley

Marcus Aimes

Cassius Hawthorne

So, um, here's some random internet stuff.

PREP

X You own a cell phone.

X You own something from Abercrombie.

X You own something from Pac sun.

X You own something from Hollister.

X You own something from American eagle.

X You love/like going to the mall.

X You own an iPod/MP3 player.

X You love Starbucks.

x you have been called a brat.

X You hate buying things that are on sale.

X You have more than one house.

Total: 3

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colors.

X You have thought about death.

X You wear chains.

X You like heavy metal.

X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.

X You have worn black lipstick.

X Your hair was/is dark.

X You dislike preps.

x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 7

PUNK

X You can skateboard

X you’ve worn plaid.

X You like Converse.

X You hate MTV.

X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)

X you dislike pink.

X You hate/dislike preps.

X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 7

GEEK

X You love the computer.

X You like Harry Potter.

X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

x you get straight A's.

X You love/like reading.

X You were/are in band.

X You have a curfew.

X You always do your homework.

X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 5

ATHLETIC

x You watch/watched the Super bowl.

X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

X You collect your jerseys.

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.

X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

X Your garage consists of sports equipment.

X You belong/belonged to a school team.

X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

X You have a specific number.

Total: 0

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.

X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

X You never walk anywhere.

X You wear slip-on shoes.

X You wear/wore Vans.

X You like the band Panic! At the disco.

X You wear band t-shirts.

X People have called you a freak and meant it.

X You love to "hardcore" dance.

X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 9

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.

X You love jeans.

X Dogs are better than cats.

X its hilarious when people get hurt.

X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.

X Sad movies suck.

X You own/Ed an X-Box.

X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.

X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

X You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

X You watch sports on TV.

X Gory movies are cool.

X You go to your dad for advice.

X You own like a trillion baseball caps.

X You like going to high school football games.

X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

X Baggy pants are cool to wear.

X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

X Sports are fun.

X Talk with food in your mouth.

X Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 11

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.

X You love to shop.

X You wear eyeliner.

X You wear the color pink

X You consider cheerleading a sport.

X You hate wearing the color black.

X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

X You like wearing jewellery.

X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.

X You don't like the movie Star Wars.

X You were in gymnastics/dance

x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

X You smile a lot more than you should.

X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

X You care about what you look like.

X You like wearing dresses when you can.

X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

X You love the movies.

X You used to play with dolls as little kid.

X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 10

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen:

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3.Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2.Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg himnot to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1.Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale:

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7.Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him JasparCullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must havegone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1.Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.

10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen:

10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.

9.Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

8.Ask if blondes really do have more fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

2.Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”

Copy and paste this on you're profile if you were a HUGE Robert Pattinson fan... BEFORE Twilight.

All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:

"If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "

"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."

"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."

"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"

"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."

"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."

"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."

"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."

"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.

"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "

"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."

"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "

"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."

"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"

"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."

"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."

"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."

"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."

"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."

"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"

"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Bold those that fit you!!!

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz and a whore
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm BI, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm BI, so I MUST just be SEXUALLY CONFUSED
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a great cook

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I go to an all BOY'S school, so I MUST be gay
I go to an all GIRL'S school, so I MUST be a lesbian
I go to PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be a prissy rich kid

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker..
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I MUST be an ARSONIST
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm obsessed with dark colors, so I MUST be either goth or emo.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm smart, so I MUST be a glasses-wearing, straight-A's freak
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm different, so I MUST be a freak.

I'm claustrophobic, so I MUST be anti-social
I'm American, so I MUST be trying to destory the planet.
I am a MIX OF RELIGIONS, so I MUST be SPAWN OF SATAN
I write FANFICTIONS, so I MUST have no life of my own to screw with

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Remember When...getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Izzy

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Izzizzle (LMAO!!)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Black Swan (Oh yeah!)

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Purple Coffee (To the rescue??)

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Ztaitre

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Tabitha Grayson

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Kitty

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Lemon Bomb

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Blue Knife

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your mother's middle name and street you live on: Tabitha River

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: WitIz

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Mint Chocotate M&M

╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen Disorder.
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it too.

Copy and paste this if you have ever copied and pasted something to you're profile.*

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Okay, that's it. I'll stop my insane ramblings now. But I'm not leaving you till I inform you of this important new discovery:

-The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.