BerserkLittleCook
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Joined 07-30-17, id: 9538001
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
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Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/26 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Burning of Bridges by ZebJeb reviews
Collection of one shots where various Harry Potter characters will get more upset than in canon and end up saying or doing something that will likely destroy relationships, and possibly have long lasting plot impacts. Not meant to be bash-fic, but there will be some unforgiving interpretations of actions and words that will edge on bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 5/6 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 402,897 - Reviews: 4342 - Favs: 10,015 - Follows: 11,898 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Prodigal Son by commandocucumber reviews
Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 206,152 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 4,387 - Follows: 5,251 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,692 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 3,356 - Updated: 9/6/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018
Iris Potter and the Goblet's Surprise by AutumnSouls reviews
The Girl Who Lived is young, small, but fierce and not easily controlled. A story of her mischief and troubles in her fourth year of Hogwarts. New tasks, humor, fem!Harry/Fleur. Not related to my other story, Tales of Three.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 187,361 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Albus D.
Harry's Secret Friend by James Spookie reviews
Not everyone hates Harry. Some are just too afraid of what other people think. This was my very first story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,084 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 656 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Who Did It? by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry wants to know who put his name in. The professors aren't cooperating, so he takes matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 615 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 8,730 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4175 - Favs: 9,419 - Follows: 10,491 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: IronWizard by kb0 reviews
After the disaster at the end of 5th year, Hermione sees a comic book and decides she can do better than others to keep Harry safe by making him a suit of armor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,013 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,067 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 6,764 - Follows: 8,366 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Red Right Hand by Nautical Paramour reviews
The war didn't end when Harry and Voldemort fell. Hermione refuses to feel helpless any longer, and goes back in time to remove the scar that an unloved Tom Riddle left on the wizarding world. Tangled in the pureblood sphere, will Hermione just become another cog in Tom Riddle's plans? Final pairing is a secret! But not a Tomione. Lestrange OC. Parent!Hermione Child!Tom. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 156,878 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., OC, Cygnus B. - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5442 - Favs: 16,238 - Follows: 19,020 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Flourishing Devotion by Calebski reviews
Neville is finally off to Hogwarts, escaping his overbearing Grandmother, eccentric relatives, and life in the constant shadow of his brave Father. He is clumsy, shy and completely unsure of himself until he makes a friend looking for his toad. A friend that will go on to become the most important person in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,406 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7364 - Favs: 7,770 - Follows: 6,859 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 520,351 - Reviews: 11283 - Favs: 12,862 - Follows: 9,666 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35031 - Favs: 24,948 - Follows: 18,625 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 7,758 - Follows: 3,662 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Chary Potter and the Years of Reluctance by Hippothestrowl reviews
Friendless, bullied, seen as worthless by the Dursleys, Harry's natural rebellious and adventurous nature was repressed. Life was only bearable if he kept out of the way so he grew up unwilling to step out of line. He lives by his wits but has high ideals and courage below the surface. Harry is simply reluctant to draw attention to himself — it's less painful that way! H/G. Ron/Hm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 398,652 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Red Riding Hood by DragonsDeadAndDancing reviews
...witcher style.
Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Complete
A Traditional Cure for Persistent Pests by Emerald Ashes reviews
After the summer, Hermione meets Luna in the library, who insists that the brunette has been befuddled by a magical creature, the Triskin. The cure is simple enough, but leaves Hermione a bit flustered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The True Inheritance, or Eld Hljödhr abr Wyrda by Adin the Conqueror reviews
I refuse to believe this saga ended the way Christopher Paolini wrote it. If you were devastated by his ending, join me in truly concluding the journey of Eragon Shadeslayer and Saphira Brightscales!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,153 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 148 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Come Away With Me by Sarah1281 reviews
To a spying Obi-Wan's complete shock, Padmé manages to convince Anakin to abruptly quit the Sith and run away with her. Just like that. With no regrets. After killing all those younglings. Can he even do that?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 4,714 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 517 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9413 - Favs: 24,145 - Follows: 9,595 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Reaction to the Marriage Law by kb0 reviews
After the war, the Wizengamot passes a law requiring all young wizards and witches to marry, and the Ministry will assign the partners. How do Harry and his friends react? H/G, but not overly so
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,847 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 216 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,973 - Follows: 8,833 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Ginny Returns by kb0 reviews
What if the war was over, but the only ones left were Ginny and a paralyzed friend? When Ginny finds a ritual that will send her back to an earlier point in the timeline, how will she change things to come out for the better? HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 157,144 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 438,964 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Magic is useless by BajaB reviews
Magic, decided Harry Potter, as he rubbed his sore behind, is quite useless. Post DH, but before the epilogue, one-shot, and meaningless. Just a bit of fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Why Time Travel is a Bad idea by BajaB reviews
Harry vs. Fate - The dreaded time-travel cliche as you have probably never seen it done before. Highly AU. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate's Mistake by kb0 reviews
Summary: What if there was a small mistake in 1981, causing things to not be what they really seemed at #4 Privet Drive? Would Harry be different when he showed up at Hogwarts? What if a few things were done differently when Harry went to school? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,923 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 791 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Helpful Hints for First Years by BajaB reviews
What things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Forgotten by BajaB reviews
What is the dark secret of how Harry came to terms with Sirius's death in the two weeks between OotP and HBP? Cowritten with Snapelover of Veritaserum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by BajaB reviews
Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Position Vacant 1 The DADA Interviews by BajaB reviews
McGonagall holds interviews for a new DADA teacher after placing an advert in the paper. Unfortunately not many suitable people are willing to take on the infamous position, but a few unsuitable ones want to try! Comedy oneshot set after HBP.[No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Minerva M. - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Dark Souls reviews
Podróże w czasie są niemożliwe, więc dla Syriusza nie było ratunku. Gdy szansa na odzyskanie rodziny przemyka Harry'emu koło nosa, on postanawia sam się o siebie zatroszczyć. Czy uda mu się zyskać kontrolę nad własnym życiem, zanim wszystkie jego szanse na szczęście i miłość zostaną zaprzepaszczone?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Polish - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,507 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Time-Turning Nonsense and the Philosopher's Stone
[One-Shot] Powód, dla którego pozbyłem się Syriusza.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Polish - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete