Vital Statistics:
Age: 14
Sex: Female
Mental status: you don't want to know
Nickname: Lizzi, to all who care to talk to me
Favorites:
Color: Red and/or black, and on occasion, green and silver
Music: Almost any kind of rock
Bands: sevendust, linkin park, alien ant farm
Animal: Dragon, pegasus, unicorn, griffin, horses, lions, space cows (don't ask)
Word or phrase: moooo...
Anything else you want to know about me: email me

Lessee...where to begin?
1. I have people in my head. They often take over my brain and cause me to do wierd and unexplainable things. just ask any of my friends.
2. I like space cows. They are mine. Don't take them or they will eat you from the inside out.
3. Bob is a person inside my head. He lives in a closet with his rubber duck named Leon and lots of apple juice.
4. Lance is also a person inside my head. He is very hot, very muscular, and is a wizard. read the series: 'So You Want to Be a Wizard' if you want to know what kind of wizard.
5. The typo demon loves me.
6. Neinna is mentioned in probably quite a few of my authors' notes. She is a real person, one of my best friends who also happens to be an author on fanfic.net. look her up, she writes excellent poetry.
7. I AM THE SPACE COW WARLORD.
8. If you haven't figures it out yet, i have many alter egos, including the SPACE COW WARLORD, Happy Man, Lizzi-chan the Dragon, Dragon, Arukan Athrandril, and various and assorted other prominent characters, including one who speaks with an english accent.

9. (I own things. hehe...) I own everyone in The Mysteries of Varon. Don't take them.
I own Wally. He's stupid. But don't take him.
I don't own Abraham Lincoln. He's dead. I don't own his remains either.
I do not own several ideas and/or concepts from the Mysteries of Varon. see my New And Improved Really Long Author's Note if you want details. I think it's chapter 11.
I do not own from the Unicorn Portal: Magic: the Gathering or Dungeons and Dragons.
I own everything else about the Unicorn Portal.

I thin thats about it. if theres anything else i need to put here, just email me and i might change this once every three months.

One final note: mooooo...