Penelope Worthington
 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Please send me a message if you think i should do a edward never came back story.I probably will do one but i need some backing up for it. HELLo my Name is Caitlin and you can call me Citcat Or cat or Penolepe worthington I am a Twilight addict please dont be afraid but you probably should. I swear i looked for help but i ccouldnt controle the need i had for anything related to twilight. My hobo Name is Chester btw I am of course TEAM EDWARD but i do no always disrespect jacob although i did throw eclipse at the wall a few times when jacob kissed bella ...sheepish grin I love you all and will answer any questions.If you want you can request a story for me to write and i might do it. One day i will close my eyes and when i open them again everything will be lit up with fire , it will be beautiful , but then the fire will go out and every thing will be burnt and people will be dead .Earth will become hell. i LOVE music i mean really love it Name:Penelope Worthington Real name:fine CHester Real real NAME!:fine Caitlin thankyou FAv colour:Black Red and purple fav bands:My Chemical romance,Flyleaf,Paramore,Meg and Dia, Rage against the machine,Korn,Slipknot,Escape the fate,Fall out boy. Okay and yes I SHUFFLE I AM A SUFFLE MANIAC!! Fav People:Gerard Way ,Hayley Williams,Josh and Zacc FArro,RObert Pattinson,Kirtsten Stewart,SAMMI HEPBURN(luv ya Bestie) fav food: ICE CREAM CHOCOLATE AND FISH ! fav movie:TWILIGHT NEWMOON ECLIPSE BREAKING DAWN 1 AND 2(i will love them when they come out) Fav books:TWilght saga,Sisterhood of the traveling pants series,Vampire academy,the host! I love gerard way and my chemical romance i feel there music realy speaks to me. Gerard way Quotes “So many people treat you like you’re a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.” “Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.” There was a moment in my life when I really wanted to kill myself. And there was one other moment when I was close to that... But even in my most jaded times, I had some hope.” “When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it’s going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become.” “The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he’s probably bored as hell.” “Ray- What is a large group of moose? Mooses? “Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there’s just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you...” “It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?” “So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?” “One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.” Top 80 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" Put police tape in front of the door before entering. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you. Hold an auction. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male. Throw a rave. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei." Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?" Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'" Have a heated debate with yourself. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. Drum on every available surface. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. Propose to the other passengers. Challenge people to duels. Sell girl scout cookies. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..." Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter. Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers. Shout "Food fight!" Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!" When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance! Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!" Make sushi. Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex." Shave. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection. Practice your kung fu. Make race car noises when people get on and off. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?" Fly a model airplane. Do yoga. Play the accordion Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure." Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word. Sing really annoying songs at the top of your lungs. Stand by a passenger and stare at them intently. Then turn your head and say, out of the blue, "If someone shaved your head, you would look like a british man." Especially effective if they are a woman. Keep asking everyone really personal questions like "Are you a virgin?" "How big is your penis?" "Have you ever masturbated?" Etc. Go through all of your cell phone ringtones and ask their opinions on each. More effective if you act very indecisive and have to go through all of them several times. Everytime someone new comes into the elevator, say welcome in at least 17 languages. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant PONDER UPON THIS! Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? PONDER THIS ALSO! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! Goodbye Goodnight from Penelope Worthington (: CJ Out |
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