Eye color: Black

Hair color: Black with hint of blue. Yep, you read that right, blue. And it's natural., for all you doubters out there.

Name: You humans can't pronounce it. No, it's not Koschei.

Height: Five foot ten. Yes, I know I'm short.

Location: Eh, somewhere on this side of the galaxy...this is the Andromeda galaxy, right?

Place of Origin: Gallifrey. Or Berk. Or Feudal Japan. I dunno.

Things I like: Animals, TARDISes, Dragons, Hiccups(of the Haddock variety, preferably), Astrids, Astrids with Hiccups, hiccups (unless they're really strong), Doctors, Goddesses (Goddess Help Line variety, please)

Things I hate: A lot of stuff. Lots and lots of stuff.

STUFF OF RANDOM...NESS

List twelve characters from your favourite story(Doctor Who, if you can count that as a story), in no particular order.
1. The Master

2. Sarah Jane

3. Amy Pond

4.Jack Harkness

5.The 11th Doctor

6.Donna Noble

7.River Song

8. The 10th Doctor

9. Rose Tyler

10. Rory Williams

11. Martha Jones

12. The 9th Doctor

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Donna/Martha Uhhhh...0_o Never had the thought. And no thanks.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Jack Harkness? John Barrowman? If I were a girl, yeah, definitely. Since I'm a guy, however, the worst I'll do is look up to him.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Nine got Ten pregnant? 0_o Paradox right there. And I believe the Looms should prevent that or something...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Rose? Loads. An' loads n' loads...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Sarah Jane/ Donna? Bit terrifying, that one.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Eleven/Rose or Eleven/Rory Well, 11/Rory would be more likely, but the Doctor is very unpredictable...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

River walks in on Sarah Jane and Nine having sex? ...I think she'd make a smart remark then leave them to it.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

An Amy/Rory fic! Erm...try Amy meets this bloke with a blue box during her childhood. He reappears in her life 12 years later, at which time Rory knows her as his girlfriend because of the bloke she was infatuated with throughout her childhood. Mysterious bloke whisks both around time and space in a blue box and they save the universe. Wait...that sounds oddly familiar...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Master/Doctor fluff? Just about everywhere...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

River/Nine...Eddies and Vortices

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Ten...well, firstly Song for Ten, duh, but something dark and gloomy would fit him well.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Master, Donna, Nine-Prepare for loads and loads of paradoxes and time travel, ladies and gents.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Eleven? Um...this random Doctor Who/HTTYD crossover I was skimming.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

The Master and River are in a happy relationship until River runs of with Jack. The Master, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Martha and an unhappy affair with Nine, then follows the wise advice of Eleven and finds true love with Amy.

Uhh...Nope, too paradox'd, didn't get it.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

River and Ten. Ten'd be silent and moody because he doesn't know who River is, but River will be very familiar with Ten. Wait-just watch Silence in the Library or something.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

ELEVEN! SQUEEEEEEEeeeeeeee...

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Ten and Martha in a closet. Probably Ten looking for something, then finding the duck and telling Martha about it's long history or something.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I'd make sure NOT to tell her that I know where the Doctor is!

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Rose and Amy? Well, start drooling, duh!

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Nine? Rapist? Well, shoulda saw that one coming, considering how angsty he sometimes is...

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Rory? Well, I'd ask what he was doing. The level headed person that Rory is should provide for an interesting explanation.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

The Master-emo? That'd be really weird. But I'd probably let him bleed to death, considering the fact that he pretty much can't be killed.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

What's a daisy?

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Donna? Well, I'd probably run for it, considering I don't have a hairbrush.

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

River, Rose and Jack. Gosh, throw Jack into anything and sex is involved.

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Sarah Jane and Martha? Erm...depends what subjects they're teaching. But I wouldn't mind...