So, dating wasn't exactly their thing, but that didn't mean they weren't good, well, GREAT at other things. A series of one-shots describing moments in Shikamaru and Temari's relationship. Rated M.

"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep." The moments in Shikamaru's life when he is not asleep. Drabbles

Suna has lost the war. Badly. Temari is captured and taken to Konoha as a slave. There she ends up working for a rich family, the Nara's. Shikatema AU

If a mistake is only supposed to happen once, why do they keep making it?

An innocent suggestion from Misaki and an over dosage of magical pills provided by the Demon Lord turns disastrous as Hilda and Oga are forced to deal with the horrifying aftermath of their "lovemaking".

Inspired by Episode 153. OkiKagu version. Kagura is sleep deprived, so she goes around Edo to find a place to sleep... Oh, well read to know...

Shikamaru has the girl of his dreams—until she decides to marry his best friend and dump him. Torn and heartbroken, he ventures to the other end of Japan, meeting a strange and spectacular woman on the way. Rated for language.

I'm sorry, I promised you I'd be there but I was too late. I let you down, Temari. When you needed me the most, I had walked away from you. Now I wish I never let you let go. Rated T for language and blood.

Otae is determined to marry the man who meets her standards, something which her adoring stalker- Kondo Isao- does not. But what if, one day, everything changed? KondoxOtae One-shot. T for language.

When her comb broke that morning she did not pay it much attention. Spoiler alert for chapter 613. Short, sharp and angsty.

Things are becoming relaxed and complacent in the Oga Household. Hilda and Oga now have passed the bridge of understanding one another. With that accomplished, a sense of comfort is now felt in each others company. To ensure these days remain content and nothing changes, Hilda might find herself having to astoblish some dominance over her status as 'wife' for that to remain true.

Shikamaru and Temari are told by Hokage Tsundae to be Exam Proctors at the Chunin exams. Will anything... unexpected happened? Two Shot.

Louse, your insides are mutating." "Excuse me?" Cute NeuroXYako drabble-turned story. Updated!

Shikamaru's friends, mind, and grilfriend makes him think he has a less than average 'piece'. What will he do to change it? What will Temari think when she walks in on him? Rated M for Language and Strange Items with mention of sex. If you want the actual sex scene, ask for it in your reviews.

In which Shikamaru and Temari don't say what they mean or mean what they say, but actions speak far louder than words. Shika/Tema LEMONS

One day, Naru practiced his ability on psychometrically reading stuff; but he ruined Mai's life as the result. What was happening? New Tittle

COMPLETE. Prince Shikamaru has no intention of getting married or taking over the throne, but when certain circumstances give him no choice, he decides to make a plan that will have his future wife running for the hills.

Chouji can't complain about Shikamaru and Temari's 'noises' anymore. InoChou. Fluffy fluffy smut. rated for smut.

A collection of drabbles off ten one-word prompts requested for Valentine's Day!

A DVD-like Commentary on the story Coming Up Tails.

ShikaTema. Temari makes a sacrifice to protect her people and Shikamaru won't let her do it alone. He's willing to help her, whatever it takes. Rated M for adult situations.

A drunken encounter with a certain colleague leaves Temari with a little souvenir. This is Temari and Shikamaru's journey to parenthood. AU, ShikaTema. Rated T for language, rating may change later on.

There were two things Mammon swore she would never say to her boss: I'm a girl, and I'm pregnant. As fate would have it, she had just said both of those things. And she hadn't even told the father yet! Bel/Fem!Mammon for ThePrincessRippper!

Little snapshots of moments in Shikamaru's and Temari's lives. All short stories or drabbles, all ShikaTema.

She was never meant to be his prisoner, it wasn't his job and it sure as hell wasn't his interest. But, there she was after almost ten years, cuffed.

A/N: This story doesn't deserve its title...a deathfic...it will leave a bad taste in your mouth, so please don't read just out of curiosity.

Mai returned to Tokyo after 3 years, bringing a secret with her. She avoided her friends and colleagues from the past. But Ayako and friends found out and tried to help her

A discovery, a tragedy and a healing they must go through.

Kankuro and Temari take Shikamaru out for his first night of drinking. Kankuro wants blackmail material. Temari wants a good buzz. And all Shikamaru really wants is to go home. Fat chance. Friend-fic, mildly ShikaTema.

A moment of impulse leaves Temari with a lifetime of responsibility and a confession to make. A story about women, accepting the paths of life that cannot be avoided. Shikamaru, Temari, and Yoshino-centric. Three-generation Nara

"Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife." Being tricked is also an occupational hazard of being a husband, as Shikamaru finds out. R&R?

Dramatic love story about Shikamaru and Temari and the obstacles they have to face in their relationship. They love each other, but they have to fight for their happy ending. Eventually comes to the happy ending

-Companion to 'Asylum Kids'- "Doctor, doctor, save me from myself." 'I think I'm crazy'. AU

Oh, isn’t life wonderful, isn’t life cruel. If you’re not careful, she’ll play you for a fool. Summary might change later on ShikaTema; AU; rated for imagery and future chapters.

PLEAD INSANITY: Instead of prison, you get hell. At least the company is entertaining. ShikaTema; AU; rated because of language and imagery.

There was something about being half-naked in a Laundromat on a hot summer day that made romance almost achievable.

Shikamaru and Temari are trapped in a hopeless scenario. It doesn't matter how smart Shikamaru is, or how strong Temari is, there's one man that has all the power. And, this time, it may very well be game over.

Temari was an average girl, until she stumbled upon a secret that is hidden from the entire normal world, and meets up with a man nearly a thousand years old. Now she is hell-bent on helping him and his kind. Who said age doesn't matter? ShikaTema.

A collection of ShikaTema drabbles- some longish, some very short. They will have a variety of topics. Please read and review! Will be updated intermittently.

Shikamaru breaks it off, and Temari has a difficult time dealing. One Shot. Rated M for Foul Language. Slight Ino-Bashing.

A brief history of the most undeniably canon couple in all of Naruto.

Missing scene from the end of the Sasuke Retrieval Arc. Yoshino always seems to micromanage her son's life. Why wasn't she there when he returned from the first mission he ever led as a chuunin? What could have kept her from being there?

It was the result of a drunken night together, it wasn't what she had dreamed of all her life. But even a shot-gun wedding can have a happy ending. 1896 for Boo-chan's contest

Silly little fluff piece between Shikaku and Yoshino. Romantically humorous or humorously romantic but only slightly naughty.

“Do you know what it’s like to grow up without a father, Sensei?” Shikamaru shook his head. “Well, I do. It isn’t all that great.” In which Shikamaru learns that he is less like Asuma than he once thought. Shikatema oneshot. Rated for language. R&R?

On the fifth anniversary of Asuma's death, there's something Kurenai needs that only Shikamaru can give. Rated a mild T for language.

When she stepped off that plane, he was head over heels for her, and she for him. Sadly, the Vongola Family isn't so ready to share their precious little sister Chrome. Good luck Dino. D96 YES! I said D96! Dino and Chrome! For boo-chan's contest. Muwahaha

Множество разказчета за Какаши и Сакура

Reborn hides it, but Luche can easily see his worries about their unborn child. R/L rated T because Reborn cusses, bad Reborn. Flame because of the pairing and prove you're a loser.

The scientist Verde has taken upon himself to solve the age old riddle of Viper's gender. Sadly, it doesn't go so well. Arcobaleno Shenanigans! Bel/Mammon at the end. Beware of falling stupidity.

FULL TITLE: Menstruation, Conception, Childbirth and Other Related Matters. Professor Pantoffel is here to present an informative documentary on Menstruation, Conception, Childbirth and Other Related Matters. Rated for language.

After him, no other man could satisfy the hunger the dark man left his lovers with. They called him Casanova. ShikaTema

Как заставить самого ленивого на свете шиноби сделать первый шаг? Поставить вопрос ребром, конечно же!

I am a monster. I don't deserve kindness. I am just a murdering demon, nothing more. So why do you try to help me? Can't you see that you will just die? I cannot be saved. Rather save yourself.

In which Temari plays the game and Shikamaru is just clueless. AU, rated for language.

SEQUEL TO THANK-YOU. Anzu and Kaiba both regret the night they slept together. Even though both thought they left their night together in the dust with battle city, one thing will never let them forget. Language Lemons NOW COMPLETE .

Shikamaru finds out that Temari isn't always wrong. ShikaTema

Royal Delivery...or Royal Pain In The Ass? Temari and Shikamaru are assigned to escort a prince from the Land of Geysers back home. What they didn't know is how annoying he was! Can they get him home with their sanity still intact? R&R! SxT. JxT implied

What starts out as a normal, administrative operation turns into a rather stimulating game. But who will the real winner be? Shika/Tema one-shot.

She's gone. I know that she is. And I'm not trying to fool myself. I know she's dead. But... I can see her, I can touch her, I can feel her. And I don't want it to go away... I don't want to forget. ShikaTema. Rated M. Dark/Tragedy

Takes place after the Virtual Nightmare. Anzu realizes that she never thanked Kaiba for saving her life, so she decides to thank him personally. But things get heated between the two. WARNING: CONTAINS GRAPHIC LEMON!

Temari is worrying about the chances they're taking, and Shikamaru tries to reassure her-and only partly because he wants to go to sleep. Not as depressing as it sounds-I hope. ShikaTema Songfic. Please read and review. Rated for slightly harsh terminolog

COMPLETE! Set 10 years after the original series,Konoha experiences its own baby boom. Seven kunoichi,7 pairings,7 pregnancies,7 decisions,7 outcomes. Lee/Tenten, Shikamaru/Temari, Kiba/Hinata, Konohamaru/Moegi, Chouji/Ino, Sakura/Kakashi

So he found himself here, watching her get married to someone else. "If only love had found us first. Our Lives, they would be different." But, he would wait for her, as long as she wanted. R&R Shika/Tema

She had to end it. She had no choice. Besides, it would only hurt just once... right? ShikaTema, please read and review. Drabble-ish

It's a game, and we're all just victims of love. They could change, they could fight it. But they would always come back to eachother. Mature content. Shika/Tema. Review.

Temari's engaged, Suna's in trouble, the Konoha 12 are running to the rescue, and Shikamaru is caught in the middle. How does a man deal with his ally marrying the woman he loves? ShikaTema ShikamaruXTemari

“Let it out” was what his father told him. “Let out all the sadness, fear and anger that’s building up inside you”. That’s why he went to her, because she was the only person that he wanted to comfort him. Based after Asuma's death. R&R ShikaTema

-COLLAB WITH .MEGAMI.ZE.- Temari and Shikamaru have a sneaking suspicion that whatever deity may exist is having fun messing with their day. ShikaTema; rated for language

Daddy, please tell me a story.' '...Ok. Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful princess...' Shikamaru tells his daughter a bedtime story that may not be entirely made up. ShikaTema

Shikaku/Yoshino. New mother Yoshino is struggling with an identity crisis - is she a wife, mother, kunoichi, all three or none of the above? Oh, yes, and there's another struggle going on, too.

Dear Cupid, we need to talk about your aim. Love, Temari. ShikaTema, rated T for language.

Temari's world ends when Shikamaru dies. A oneshot showing her thoughts and reaction. ShikaTema. Rated for language.

Shikamaru will always have her to save him. Kinda oblivious ShikaTema. One shot. Unless asked other wise.

There are some things, Shikamaru learns, that you do simply because it makes your mother happy. And maybe those things aren’t so much trouble after all. Shika/Tema and also Shikaku/Yoshino

A bedtime story for my favorite sand sibling, Temari. Despite how dysfunctional their family clearly was, surely they must have had at least some tender moments together. Don’t you think?

When Shikamaru is told to escort Temari to a formal event, all he can think of is going home and to sleep- but Temari as other plans, as he finds out...

A bunch of Konoha shinobi decide to question Shikamaru and Temari as to the exact nature of their relationship, with some results they did not expect.

Shikamaru thinks high school is troublesome enough without a foreign exchange student. Temari thinks hell is bad enough without a pineapple haired lazy ass. Funny how things work out. ShikaTema AU

Shikamaru's relationship with Temari crossed beyond the boundries between ninja years ago; such a bond is a major liability, and must be handled appropriately. Ironically, it's Temari who makes the logical choice. Rated M for citrus.

Shikatema. Shikamaru and Temari have been married for 11 years when Shikamaru is sent on a suicide mission. Will he ever return? Lemon.

There was a spider in the bath house with Temari, which was why when Sakura walked in Shikamaru went flying through the wall...because of the spider. No, really. Seriously. And no, we weren't high. Or stoned. Or drunk. Just hyper. Shikamari ShikaTema

Kiba and Naruto decide to drop in on Shikamaru unannounced. What they then encounter surprises them very much....

The Nara and his firsts.

Никто не смеет обижать Темари! И Канкуро с Гаарой могут доказать это кому угодно! Если будет возможность...

I fulfilled my promise. I stayed with you until the Day I died. Shikaro and Tamika embraced their crying mother while they stand in front of the grave with the engraved name of Shikamaru Nara ShikaTema Future Fic Character death and Sexual references

Shikamaru's friends demand to know what being with Temari is like. Shikamaru explains it the best way he knows how.

Temari tells Shikamaru her opinion on his eyebrows...

It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.