Hi my name is Maggie

Life is full of mysteries so find the mystery

Life is daring so be a dare devil

Life is for loving so LOVE!!

I love this, My friend wrote it and I love it, love it, love it:

If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you’re happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.

If you want to have more of a comedy read my and Stephy's story called Bella and Edward Honeymoon Spoof. It's so freakin awesome, she wrote it but we both made it up i f that makes sense. But listen just read the story and you wont get hurt.

jks, I love you guys just keep reading and writing and everyone will ove you allXD.

I have some awesome friends on FanFiction and here they are:
i.am.obssed(i think thats how u spell obssed?)-Stepy. my awesome spoof partner in crime:P
TwilightNatty-Natalie, best friggen writter i know!!XD
izzy4ever-Izzy, my bestest friend ever!

Some of my own qoutes by my crazy asss friends(but i still love em)xxoo
Steph-I would jump on his back, and be his backback!
Maggie-Why on earth would you do that?
Steph-Because then he can shove anything in me!

izzy-haha edwards dead
maggie-no!!
kyle-about time

Kyle-Im a lesbian
Maggie-Im gay and i have a penis that is 5 inches long
Kyle-Thats not long
Maggie-How would you know? Have you been looking?

Maggie-How would a man give birth?
Izzy-Out his bum!
Kyle-Out his mouth!
Maggie-Noooo! His penis explodes and out comes the baby! Its a drop tail penis!XD

lolzie love you allIf you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.
If you're so addicted you've added "Cullens" "Esme" "Quil" "Embry" "La Push" or "Makah" to your computer's dictionary, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy this into your profile.
If you love Jake but this he should stop chasing after the Cullens (Bella, Nessie) and go find LEAH, copy this into your profile.

A FEW lots RANDOM FUNNY SENTENCES THAT I LOVE:

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the

best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

"Guns don't kill people. I do."

"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
— Rita Mae Brown

"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
— G.K. Chesterton

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Ever had writers block when talking?

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Straight is something crooked that was bent.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you look at yourself and suddenly pull a face and say that you're pretty. Crazy is when you take, “You scare me.” as a compliment. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! (Yes... that last one is mine)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile

Opening Credits: Waiting for You-52 Flicks

Waking Up: Dying for You- End of Fashion

First Day At School: Girl Can Rock-Hilary Duff

Making Your New Best Friend: When it Rains-Paramore

Falling In Love: Fifteen-Taylor Swift

Breaking Up: Can I go now-Jennifer Love Hewitt

Prom: Change-Taylor Swift

Graduation: Moving On-52 Flicks

Life's Okay: Decode-Paramore

Death of a Close Friend: Fly-Hilary Duff

Mental Breakdown: White Horse-Taylor Swift

Flashback: Crush Crush Crush-Paramore

Getting Back Together: A Thousand Miles-Vanessa Carlton

Birth of Child: That’s What You Get-Paramore

Wedding Scene: The Way I Loved You-Taylor Swift

Car Accident: What I’ve Done-Linkin Park

Final Battle: When I’m Going-Simple Plan

Death Scene: Tell Me Why-Taylor Swift

Funeral Song: My Immortal-Evenesence

End Credits: Here We Go Again-Demi Lovato

Deleted Scenes: Rockstar-PrimaJ