An unfortunate misunderstanding leads the Avengers into hunting down our favorite webslinger... with the best intentions of course. Typical Parker luck has Pete making entirely wrong assumptions right along with them. Just how far can the misunderstandings go? Someone's going to have to figure out what's going on, before anyone else gets hurt. Not the story you think it is. Reveal.

Zim mysteriously leaves Earth one day. Dib, being Dib, chooses to follow. However, he finds himself at a high-security Irken event. Soon, the pair will cross paths, and the entire Irken empire will be rooting for their capture.

Captain America tears off the mask of the one and only Spiderman only to reveal that he is a child underneath. What he doesn't realize is that fifteen year old, Peter Parker is a foster child in the child care system and Peter wants it to stay that way. Can Peter keep his secret while training with the Avengers? Can he keep himself from making connections in case he gets sent away?

What happens during the 30 minutes that Loki falls while Thor and Dr Strange chat. (Part 1 of the Avengers Divergent AU)

Takua has been exiled from his hometown of Ta-Koro. But an attack on Onu-Koro calls Takua into action, and now he must recover the sacred Toa Stones from each village. A retelling of the story told in the videogame 'Tales of the Tohunga'/'Quest for the Toa', this fic aims to be more canon-compliant than the source material, and act as a prequel to the Mata Nui Online Game.

Deadpool's Dictionary: roommate [ˈro omˌmāt, ˈro omˌmāt] NOUN the person that lives with you, a person that you did NOT kidnap. Are they a person you're confining against their will? Yes, technically, but for their own good. It isn't kidnaping if you're helping the confined person out. It's roommates! Post Homecoming AU

All Bruce wants is some sleep, but an ancient terror stalks the Supercruiser in the night.

Loki arrives on Thor's doorstep sporting a ferocious scowl and dripping with some kind of noxious green slime that smokes when it hits the welcome mat. He elbows his way in before Thor can even get completely out of the way, and Thor closes the door behind him, wondering just how dangerous it would be to ask for details. Inspired by the Funko/Marvel animated short "Time To Unwind."

The Avengers are broken and scattered across the globe after the events of Civil War. But when Peter Parker is taken by the very worst of humanity, Tony Stark will do whatever it takes to get him back, even if it means hunting down former friends and enemies to do it.

Raven rescues Kurt with a little help from an old friend; Kurt, meanwhile, gets a little more than he bargained for. Story is AU and takes place during X-Men Apocalypse (XMA). Cannon pairing (mostly), multiple POVs as story progresses. Peter & Wanda fans, this is a story for you too! Update: COMPLETED!

Left to his own devices (and an absolutely heroic pile of alcohol) Loki, now posing as the King of Asgard, decides to take a shot at fixing his presumably deceased identity's little PR problem in the most dramatic of ways. It goes okay. (written for a tumblr prompt, minor spoilers for Thor: Ragnarok)

Scott Lang, Peter Parker and Loki talk about important things, like lotion and baseball, and Tony Stark's drinking habits. Because reasons. Why are these three in a room together? Try not to think about it. I didn't.

Little Fury is outside in the back yard playing with his toy airplane while Steve and Loki were keeping an eye on him from the thing can go wrong right? RIGHT?

G1 AU: Bumblebee is captured by the Insecticons and they try to warp his body and mind to make him one of them. No pairings.

Dionysus finds out that Hades loves Persephone. He spreads the news all around Olympus. The gods watch the ensuing chaos with relish. Crackfic!

A plot from the future to save the past effectively ends Anakin Skywalker's career as a Jedi knight.

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It's Halloween and Springtrap, owner of Fazbear's Fright, is throwing a party. However, his plans get interrupted when Baby challenges him – spend the night at a haunted house, all alone. Springtrap accepts, but will soon realize just how deadly his decision was…

Bumblebee and Starscream have switched bodies, and now must live each other's lives while trying to figure out a way to return to normal. No pairings. Takes place around season 2 of G1 series. Completed.

Just before boarding the ship to escape Naboo, Qui-Gon is injured. Now, it's Obi-Wan who has to find the hyperspace generator, Obi-Wan who meets Anakin—and that changes everything. Very AU.

Ben Kenobi dies aboard the Death Star in the year 0 BBY. He wakes up shortly thereafter in the Jedi temple in the year 41 BBY. Haunted by memories and regret, Ben must forge a new path for himself in the Jedi Order of his youth while navigating the murky waters of time travel. Crafting a better future from bitter experience is hard, but learning to heal is even harder. Major AU.

A What If story. What if Dib had lived his childhood without Zim ever showing up? What if Zim arrived 20 years late? Can a now older Dib help a young, lonely green skinned child? Or will his childhood dreams change his mind...

Read this parody at your own risk... seriously, Alma is never far behind; some injuries may occur to your spleen. I will not be held responsible. Enjoy the blood though: I did.

There's another death in the Parker family leaving Peter without any relatives... or so he thought. Extensive research done to find any living relatives finds some interesting information leading back to WW2. Apparently he does have a relative who is shockingly able to look after him.

An ongoing series focusing on the misadventures of Ghostface, Freddy, Michael, and Jason. After being sent to an apartment to live together, the four find themselves in the middle of a world of unsolvable problems. Includes character appearances from several other horror movie killers. Now entering season 2-from Camp Crystal Lake, to Hell then back again. Reviews are appreciated.

Loki sticks Coulson in a pocket dimension after joining the Avengers, and now they all have to go in and find him. And it won't be easy- Loki's got a lot of junk in there!

Master Chief and Cortana receive word that a certain coworker of Dr. Halsey is using humans in live-fire simulations to train his soldiers, the Freelancers. They are sent to a canyon in the middle of nowhere to get the two teams to cooperate long enough to resolve the matter. (everything is heavy-AU, so things may not match up with what's currently going on. Language ahead.)

Extreme crack. Anakin is annoyed about how long it takes to become a Master, and goes bar-hopping, all around Coruscant. It turns out Anakin isn't the only one drinking.

La historia jamás contada. La versión surgida de los labios del mismísimo conde Drácula acerca de su llegada a Londres, Inglaterra, en 1897. Cómo conoció a Mina, Lucy, el Dr. Seward, Jonathan Harker y más importante, cómo nació la eterna enemistad entre el profesor Abraham Van Helsing y él. ¡Léela si te atreves!

In his latest plan for global conquest, Zim creates a Godzilla-sized, mind-controlled Dib, and sends him on a rampage filled with destruction and DOOMY GOODNESS. How will Dib fight against Zim's latest weapon when he IS that weapon? And can he stand up to the mysterious 'Mecha-Dib? It's classic, canon-style DIB vs. ZIM action in an epic, Japanese movie monster showdown!

The animatronics grow bored of their constant torment of the night guard. However, they find an item that may change all of that!

Mike Schmidt has survived all six nights and earned overtime. However, he never realised this would be his final night alive.

In this literary adaptation of the hit game, experience the life of Mike Schmidt in a different way. After some backstory, he finds himself the prisoner/player of a "game" orchestrated by a criminal mastermind. Each night, a phone call leads to dialogue which helps him succeed. The only way for him to be set free and get out alive is to survive five nights at Freddy's.

There was no abduction, no trickery and certainly no rape between Hades and Persephone. There was only a misunderstanding, the laws of the Underworld, a lazy gardener and the conviction of a young woman in love with a god.

Loki strikes a bargain, willfully putting Thor's new bag of marbles at stake. As things turn out, a malevolent spirit seems less trouble to deal with than an older brother and his friends bent on saving their possessions. But what do you do, if, 1,000 years later, the menace returns and claims its due, while you're trapped in a dungeon? (kid!Loki & kid!Thor)

Expect all new twists as the denizens of that dreaded castle return to your screen! Will Igor get his master to drink blood at last? Will Goosewing finally get the foul fiend? Will Count Duckula finally grow up and get the life he wants to lead? COMPLETE

Loki is forced to see that all permutations of his future end at Ragnarok, and like so many iterations before him demands his own chance to unbind himself from destiny. The odds are poor but one path might be found in the company of his enemies: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. busy with enough troubles of their own. Spoilers abound, speculative. (Codex 1)

A version of events after the Avengers take their Shawarma break, in which Loki gets his drink, Tony does not get his evening off, and the Chitauri get Officially Mischieved. Brotherly feelings, but no pairings.

In honor of "Maleficent" (which I have yet to see), I'm posting my own alternate sleeping beauty story from a few years back. In the original adaptation I did not like how the female lead spent much of the story asleep and tried to imagine it differently.

Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW. (NOW COMPLETE)

The Dragonborn has been arrested... someone has to post bail. (warning: knowledge of storylines needed, spoilers and lack of editing)

Maleficent saw the loophole that stared her in the face. Prince Phillip would break the curse in time, for sure. After all, he was betrothed to Aurora. So in an effort for her evil plan to stay in action, Maleficent takes care of the young prince herself. Phillip never imagined having to live off the land like the birds above. Alternate twist on the classic Disney tale.

Novelization in third person of the fourth Silent Hill game. Rated M for general Silent Hill happenings. Reviews greatly appreciated, but not needed.

When spring cleaning uncovers a strange item in the Titan's basement, what will happen when Beast Boy manages to open this box? The slow shaving of life from an innocent human being. BBRAE pairing. A lot of sexual references, but nothing graphic. Contains strong language. Don't worry, no death! And I know it's rated T, but it's a very high T.

Zim is bitten by a vampire and mutates into a hideous Irken/Vampire crossbreed with an unquenchable hunger for Chinese Food. Now he must find a way to cure himself before his base is littered with take-out boxes. Based upon the unfinished episode.

A crackfic parody of Thor , in which Loki is banished to earth with Thor. Included inside: Thor eats crunchy pancakes, Loki makes friends with a beloved cartoon character, Frigga goes on a banishing binge, two couples get married, lots of Jotuns get socks stuffed in their mouths and then drop-kicked off the side of a cliff, random quotes from different movies, and IQ loss. Enjoy!

To no one's pleasure, Loki ends up stranded in SHIELD custody after the events of The Avengers. Wary of Loki's dangerous abilities, Nick Fury calls in the favor of an old friend to help him keep this new threat under control - but can even the formidable Professor X save Loki from himself? Angst, hurt/comfort, redemption; no pairing.

AU: Loki resorts to some tricks to rouse Odin from the Odinsleep.

It is a time of great unrest. In series of brutal attacks, a mysterious order known as Black Sun unleashes terror on the galaxy. The Jedi Order pursue Black Sun across the cosmos, all the while hiding suspicion their power is weakening. Growing ever more desperate to find the reason, Master Yoda hopes to decipher an ancient prophecy. A complete AU re-imagining of the prequels.

"I'll just introduce myself properly, then," Link shrugged, even as he felt a pair of Stalfos and Iron Knuckles line themselves up behind him, "My name is Link Dragmire, son of Ganondorf, Prince of Hyrule. So, Sheik, now that we know each other," he smiled, and extended a hand. "How about I kill you like the dog you are?"

After Thor and his teammates show up to work one day on a set of totally rad wheels, Loki feels the need to respond in kind. Things rapidly get out of hand... No pairing, crack, language. No animals were harmed in the making of this fic.

Sing to the tune of "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town"; add some old Norse sibling rivalry; stir well. Grandma Bestla has come to visit, and now she's Thor and Loki's problem.

We all know about Laufey and how that ended, but what about Loki's mother? What if she was able to travel between worlds like her son could, and be able to shapeshift to blend in? What if Loki hadn't been as abandoned as he'd thought. A series of short glimpse's of Loki's life with a secret motherly figure looking out for him from the sidelines in three parts.

AU. Zim never comes to Earth. Instead, Dib goes to Irk. And this is his story. Oneshot.

The morning after an awesome party, Steve awakens to find himself and Loki in bed together naked, and no memory of what happened. Has Steve lost his virginity to Loki? Will Thor kill him? Has Clint really turned into a Zombie wearing a woman's robe or is he just monstrously hung-over? Will Loki be able to answer Steve's questions?

When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.

Kurt's mysterious past finally catches up with him, but with these revelations comes a much darker foe. Will his fellow X-Men be able to save Kurt from his inner demons?

In which Loki is banished instead of Thor, the God of Thunder takes the throne, Asgard falls to war, and the God of Mischief and Lies becomes, well—speechless.

Anakin, dark side. Because of love, war, or hate? Don't think so. Here is the real reason... This is really cracky so be warned.

"Even If I don't get to keep my trophy, I still own your head, Loki Liesmith, and will do as I please with it while it sits on your shoulders." A sulky Asgardian prince needs to put right a spiteful jest gone too far, his own life on the line.

Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.

Heavy is delivering a basket of sandviches to his good friend Medic, but he runs into trouble along the way.

"You are my son." Loki turns slowly, afraid to look down at his Jotun hands and instead turning his beseeching eyes to his father. He sees himself. The man he was meant to be. What he'd left behind all those ages ago.

Desmond wakes up a captive of some strange lab experiment looking through these strange memories of an ancestor of his named Altair ibn La-Ahad. Rated for Desmond's mouth and Altair's violence.

She's the youngest of seven princesses and a powerful sorceress in her own right. But during a seven day festival in one of the most wild and remote parts of the kingdom, Zelda awakens more than just the guardian spirit of the woods...

Tucker gets a shot at being a hallway monitor and he just overdoes it. For real! It's...wow. Inspired by South Park's rip on Dog the Bounty Hunter...obviously.

Kurt finally meets his father

Zim is captured and prepared for examination. Will his superior Irken technology fall into the hands of a mad agent? Dib makes his decision. But getting a groggy Zim out of the lab is only the beginning of the challenge... No ZaDR. Lots of sympathy :

On our field trip, Dib vanished along with everyone else. I'm stuck in some old mining town, with a busted PAK, on a mission to find Dib so I can finally go home. Normally I'd rant that humans are disgusting, but after what I've seen, I miss humans.

Heimdall's never thought Loki's had a way with words...

Peter Parker missed that fateful field trip. He was never bitten by the spider and thus never became Spider-man. But Peter was never destined to lead a normal life, and one way or another Parker luck will have its say...

The Tallests tell Zim about his "top secret mission." What they find is truly unexpected. Based off of something Steve Ressel said back in 2003.

Dib gets rather helpful advice from his psychologist,thus dooming all of humanity. Meanwhile, Zim finds his plotting needs a helping hand, and GIR finds a dress. Also, did you know computers can feel insulted? The End has come!

Introducing my first HTF OC.Grumpy is the oldest, weakest, most fragile person among the happy tree friends. How will he be responsible for destroying the entire town? Read, find out, and comment.

Zim wants brains! And in order to get Dib's, he has to score higher than him in standardized testing. How much knowledge can one Zim handle in a night's cramming? Find out!

TFA. Bumblebee was attacked by Decepticons and his vocal processor was damaged. Now without a voice, how is the talkative bot going to handle it?

All Flippy wants is to have a quiet day to enjoy his date. But Lumpy is making it more exciting then he really needs it to be. Will Flippy enjoy a quiet dinner with Flaky, or will Flippy have to kill Lumpy first?

As eager as he was to leave the floating prison to film a video, 2D would much rather run away as soon as his feet hit solid land and leave it all behind. So, he does just that. Contains OC's to make the story work. No pairings.

A mysterious girl shows up and starts following the Titans around- much to their annoyance! Watch as she begins to drive the Titans to varying levels of insanity- particularly Robin. Chapter Five: Mary Sues die painfully. Complete!

Gaz is forced into the scouts and even worse, Zim decides to infiltrate her troop.

When someone kills Flippy a string of murders begins. Only one person can stop it, and he is somewhat cold. Please R&R.

What's a docbot to do when the slagging youngbots keep getting in up to their olfactory sensors in accidental self-mutilation? Random oneshot encounter with the TFA crew, round about the vague area of Season 1. Brief focus on each of the Autobots.

"Gee Mewtwo, what do you want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night Deoxys: try to take over the world!"

The Riddler and The Joker join to make the Titans play The Game. What is The Game, you ask? Survival. When Beast Boy is the main Pawn, can the Titans go through all three rounds to win their friend back before something even worse happens to him? Complete

In an attempt to destroy Zim, Dib tricks a vampire into biting Zim. What happens to all involved? Written for the Fireplace Alliance Challenge.

When he created the younglings, not even Wheeljack knew how important little Bumblebee would be to the survival of the Autobots. AU-Verse. Bits&Pieces writing style.

Demeter's making herself at home in the Underworld again... and Hades doesn't like it. He comes to the mortal world to find the perfect instrument of torture... guess what it is?

Deep within the Ark, secrets dwell, horrible secrets that were supposed to stay hidden. When a member of the Ark's crew has a close call, these secrets are uncovered and the past is investigated. It seems that not even the noble Autobots are above murder.

"If it helps any, I'm not only a whale," said the whale. "I'm also a metaphor." * 2D said, "I'm not surprised. Seems like everything in my life's a metaphor lately."

When Zim tries to get information on Earth at an 'Adult Information Center' like he sees on television he learns a very different lesson than he intended. Namely, Irkens and alchohol don't mix.

A novel-form rewrite of the first prequel film, focusing not just on the film's protagonists but on Grievous, Dooku and the emergence of the Separatist Alliance. See my profile for notes on differences between in-film universe and my own interpretation.

Pit's arrival to the Brawl Mansion. Not quite a nice welcome ;P Two-shot, no pairings.

Goofy siempre ha sido conocido por todos como una persona amable y cariñosa, pero a su regreso de un viaje de trabajo Max comienza a notar cambios en él, cambios nada agradables y aterradores. La bondad puede ser corrompida por el mal algúnas veces.

The Almighty Tallests hire a inter-galactic hunter to track down ZIM and bring him back to Foodcourtia for Sizz-Lorr is threatening to take away their snacks. Can ZIM escape the wrath of THE DARK INVADER? This is part one of two. BTW-Please leave reviews

In this crack-fiction adventure, Pit is convinced that Lucario, Mario, and Wario are all trying to destroy the world! There's a good chance he's just crazy, but the more everyone learns about it, the wierder it all gets... NOW COMPLETE, IF ANYBODY CARES!

Mask powers are useful, as all Toa know . . . until you can't turn them off. The Toa Metru learn the hard way that too much of a good thing isn't good at all.

RvB: Reconstruction. The 3-part story of how the Alpha AI became Pvt. Church. Made to help fill some of the inconsistencies between Blood Gulch Chronicles and Reconstruction. Rated T for language.

After Bumblebee's pet goldfish dies, he, along with Jazz, Arcee, and Optimus Prime, set off on an epic journey to save his fish from the Reaper. DISCLAIMER: Contains 78% Insanity

Ever wonder how Xavier got custody of Rogue after 'Turn of The Rogue' Ever wonder what happens when you hear the Annie soundtrack one time too many? Find out in this bit of madness!

One of Mumbo's tricks goes wrong, trapping Beast Boy and Raven with the Queen of Hearts. With the strings being pulled by the queen and her ministers, can the two escape? And what happens when they get closer? bbxrae Before Trouble in Tokyo and The End.

What if Icarus didn't fall to his death, but a certian Messanger God caught him? Humorous one-shot. Re uploaded due to spelling errors.

They say that when the moon turns yellow a creature called a changer looks everywhere for shape shifters to devour. What is Beast Boy going to do!

Magneto is having difficulty adapting to life as a good guy. So Xavier does the only thing he can: tricks him into going to a rehab clinic! Magneto tries to break back in!

A creature from Irks' past appears on Earth.

Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...

Darth Vader has an unsettling encounter within the Imperial Palace that changes the course of Galactic history.

The Titans have a run-in with an extremely unconventional and, shall we say, freaky villain. Crossover with Courage the Cowardly Dog. Yes, really.

The aftermath of the Auburn explosion. Old story is old, but leave a review and I'll consider writing another one.

Vader gets a visit from the ghost of Qui Gon Jinn and finds that the ghost has gone a little off the deep end. Humorous oneshot. OOCness.

Turaga Dume lightens up and goes off to break one of his own laws.

Not all cloned supersoldiers are perfect. Meet the Zulu Squad, a group of Replicas that act with individuality...and in many cases, sheer stupidity.

[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.

A series of manipulations and missteps leads to the rise of Darth Vader and the fall of Anakin Skywalker. ROTS AU.

Roy's dragon knowledge will be put to the test when a new Smasher comes to SSB, cursed with the blood of a dark dragon. Will he be able to help the troubled angel? Third installment of the Dragon series, introducing Pit!

A CastlevaniaHarry Potter crossover. Voldemort has come to close to capturing Harry. Dumbledore, calling upon a favor owed to him, requests that Dracula hide Harry within Castlevania for the summer. How will the poor young wizard cope?

Mystique is depressed over her rejection by her children, and is depleting the Brotherhood ice cream supply. What's there to do but create a list of schemes to get them back involving green dye, puppies, and polka bands?

Anakin dons a frilly ballgown as a disguise on assignment. The usual sort of mishaps occur. A companion piece to 'The Long Road Back'. Story complete.

Invader Zim and Harry Potter Crossover! Dib and Gaz are accepted to Hogwarts during Harry's 4th year with Zim hot on Dib's tails finding out about the Goblet of Fire and plots to attain the cup to help him in his conquest of Earth.

Danny has always been a C student at best, and moonlighting as a super hero has not help his grades in the slightest. When he's granted genius intelligence, he's naturally overjoyed, but there's one little glitch...

A dangerous bounty hunter attempts to destroy Zim, with hilarios and painful results!

AU After Owen and Beru are killed by a mysterious stranger, young Luke ends up as an orphan on Coruscant. It's a race against time as Obi-Wan struggles to find Luke before Vader realizes the boy is his son.

Semi AU My introduction of a comic character into the evoverse. Meet Felix Hausmann, an ordinary German teenager that is ordinary no more. In fact he's 'dead'... long live Azazel... r&r please! COMPLETE!

Part II of the Genetex Saga. Kurt, now a member of the team, is still trying to work out his new life. It doesn't take much, however, before that life is threatened along with those of his friends.

How far do the consequences of hatred extend? Nightcrawler and the XMen are about to find out as past and future meet. This is a complete story. If you choose to peek, please leave a review! I really want to know what you think of it!

Somebody has possessed Kurt and is trying to take control of him, but for what purpose? COMPLETE! :D

Zim learns that on someone's birthday, everyone else has to do whatever the birthday person wants. Zim uses this knowledge, and tries to take over Earth with it.

And now for something completely different. Magneto sends the X-Men to a strange world that bears a strange resemblance to a certain British movie. Their powers are useless, and Scott and Kurt are the only ones that seem to have any idea what’s going on

Zim studies the strange human ritual known as sleep, with rather bizarre results. Alternate story title: Zimmy Nightmare Movies in FULL SOUND AND COLOR! [bask in my glorious COMPLETEness]

Kurt, Pietro and Wanda are made an offer they CAN'T refuse...(rated for language and violence) *Chapter Ten* Final chapter! Sinister has everyone at his mercy...or does he?

AU. Anakin and Obi-Wan are reunited for another adventure, after Anakin 'misplaces' his seven year old twins on Coruscant.

12 years in the future: Will Zim finally conquer Earth? Will Dib finally prove that Zim is an alien? Or will they both just get thrown in the crazy house? I vote crazy house. [IZ comedy with a little dash of JTHM and Squee crossover theory for flavor!]

I've always wondered what Jack was like before he became undead. So, here's a story about his rise, or descent, whichever way you look at it, to Pumpkin King. Recently edited. Hope everyone's had fun! R&R!

Movieverse. A story about the Aunt May Conspiracy! *COMPLETE with EPILOGUE!* Ever notice how she's ALWAYS offering him something to eat? Here's my explanation... Please R&R! :)

Certain X-kids press Kurt's buttons, and hostilities escalate out of control. In the face of impending crisis, it's up to Amara to set things right. Complete story.

PG cause it has blood. Meh. Anyway! Purple and Red are sent to Earth due to their lives being in danger, a relation day is at Skool, 'n everyones favourite Homicidal Maniac appears! Also includes cross dressing.