If you want to contact me, email me at thetofudude@msn.com.

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Hey, what's up. I took away the massive personal part and decided to make a more direct and organized version which I have seen so many times it saddens me to be so unoriginal. But oh well, that's life, you win some, you lose some. Although I do not enjoy the latter. Blast you, latter. Anyway...

Name: UUFN(Undisclosed Until Further Notice)

Age: UUFN

Appearance: UUFN

Favorite food/color/TV Show/fashion line/book/etc.: UUFN(Except for all the Harry Potter books, anything with Monty Python, CK, chicken soup, violet and...oops.)

Likes: Anything I write about or make a fanfiction about, soccer shoes, rainy nights, sunny days, gathering around a fireplace(yes, A fireplace, as in any fireplace), playing with my big bro and my cousin, hanging with my pals, checking in on my email box occasionally, writing, drawing, reading, watching, kissing, laughing...we'll just stop right there for now.

Dislikes: Anyone who questiones my authority over soup kitchens around me, people who flame instead of review, posers and phonies(except for funny ones on the street), people who belittle me and my fellow teenage community because of our age(fourteen and fifteen is quite mature, if you ask me), people who underestimate other people because of age, appearance or manners, people who are unjust and partial, people who don't mind being bribed, people who spoil chicken soup, people who write stuff like Jenny+Red on trees (if you want to declare your love, don't kill nature while doing...if you really wanna shine, buy a freakin' gold ring with Insert Person Here+Insert Person Here hacked into it, okay!), people who cheat with their friends' partners and lie about it, people who are mindless puppets being controlled by the mindless marionette monster of popularity, etc. No, I am not a goth/hippie/person who says conformist slightly too often.

Pet Names: If you try to change the R in my name into a W for cuteness points, I will rip off the head of your doll which you secretly love and call Molly when nobodies looking...or when you think nobodies looking.

That's about it.

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...I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry. But now I'm back...SPH will be up...just not immediately. SORRY!

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WBMIMGT...CANCELLED. _

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Ah, the escapades...STILL HERE! YAY! Chapter up and coming.

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TRC...CANCELLED. YEAH!

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Now for things on my stories.

South Park High

Summary: Cartman has developed strong feelings, which he has told Kenny, who has sworn not to tell anyone. There is a factor that keeps Cartman from making a move; Stan. Stan also has feelings for Wendy, who has a mutual relationship to Stan. Sadly for Cartman, Wendy is oblivious to his feelings. Luckily for Cartman, Bebe isn't.

Genres: Romance, Angst, Humor.

Pairings(not set, just who has feelings for who; will update as story advances): Cartman/Wendy, Stan/Wendy, Kyle/Rebecca, Kenny/Bebe, Clyde/Bebe, Butters/Katie, more but I don't feel like writing them all, and some more would give away the plot. Dun-dun-dun-dun, I know.

The Escapades of Ron Weasley by Ginny Weasley

Full Name: The Many Escapades and Accidents of Ronald Bilius Weasley, as told by Ginerva Molly Weasley

Summary: These are the documentations of the more important moments and events of Ron's life, written and published by Ginny Weasley. Watch as Ron goes through many stages of his life, and then sigh as you watch Ron get stuck on one particular stage several times...the Allmighty You Have To Make Up and Say Sorry, Even Though You Screwed Up stage. Guess who in this scene screwed up.

Genres: Romance, Humor, Humor, Humor, Humor, possibly Angst.

Pairings(the same conditions as with South Park High pairings): Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, many, many more, but they would all give away the plot. Hah hah on you.

...phew.