Lily Evans and her friends have made up the ultimate game of tag. Being in their 6th year and the rise of something dark on the horizon, they want to make it a little more serious. A certain group of Marauders find out about their game. Will they let them join?

"I do swear that I will serve our fellow Marauders and Marauders of the past in the office of pranking and mayhem, and I will do wrong to all manner of people, especially Slytherin gits, after the laws and usages of this realm, with the use of fear, favor, affection, and illwill. So help me Merlin." Seventh year as told by the characters from the prequel, Can't Touch This.

Melissa Lopez is an average girl, with average grades and an average life. That is, until a replica of Tom Riddle's Diary in the London Harry Potter exhibit transports her back in time. Sequel to "A Riddle for Riddle" - probably have to read that too...

What if there were five Marauders? What difference could one person make? What secrets could they hide? Follow Lily, James, Remus, Peter, Sirius and Emma as they take on Voldemort and all his minions. Marauders first year until Harry's last.

I was quiet and shy. He was loud and friendly. I was looking for a steady, secure future. He was looking for a hookup and a good time. In the end, I was what he was looking for and he was what I was looking for. This is my story- the best and worst memories of my life. My unexpected life with Sirius Black. SB/OC, canon.

The Marauders certainly had their fair share of dramas and adventures throughout their final years of school and life. (focuses on Jily, Blackinnon and a mystery pairing)

Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.

Have you ever wondered what could have happend if Regulus was more like his brother Sirius than we thought? How would that fact change the storyline from Harry Potter? Curious to know the answer? Click on the title and find the answer here.

Sirius Black's daughter is raised by Remus Lupin

After successfully completing her fifth year at Hogwarts and being adopted by the Potters, Kat must now struggle through her sixth year. But things are starting to heat up both at school and outside of it. More people are going missing and a few are found dead as whispers of a man who calls himself Lord Voldemort begin to swirl around.

!HIATUS! As the new girl underestimates his power over girls, the playboy embarks on a mission to show her how wrong she is. Unfortunately, falling for her wasn't part of the deal. Sarcastic, bitchy and cynical versus one Sirius Black. This should be fun. SBOC

Enough said.

(Reposted!) I could only stare at him. "Sorry, what was that?" He looked at me in disbelief. "Contrary to what you may believe, Jones, I don't hate you. And I would never wish you dead. Ever." In less than twenty-four hours I realized two things. Two things that had never seemed possible. 1. Sirius Black saved my life. 2. There was some part of him, however small, that was good.'

[Novel] Here I am, sweating out my guts trying to pass my N.E.W.T.s, trying to stop Lily blowing up James every 5 minutes- oh! and I can breathe underwater. But trying to keep a secret isn't so easy when that Sirius Black is always around. (Now rewritten under The Fishbowl Between the Worlds).

I was never one for opening up with people,infact I lied about most things.But in my seventh year I learned you can't hide your secrets for ever,eventually they're bound to come out. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. Sirius/OC LE/JP RL/OC slight FL/A

When a fourteen-year-old American girl moves to England, she finds out she's a witch and falls in with our favourite Marauders. JK Rowling owns all things Harry Potter.

A proud, adventurous Ravenclaw and a group of headstrong Gryffindors. She can't stand them and they are irritated by her. When they are brought together in times of trouble, things can only end badly...

Rochelle Vittori is the perfect pampered, pureblood heiress. Or, that's what everyone thinks. Struggling between her Muggle-hating family and her own secret beliefs, she never expected that the blood traitor Sirius Black would be the one to see through her. But can he give her the strength to break away, or is her family loyalty too strong? Sirius/OC. Marauder Era till OotP.

Violetta McKinnon has problems; her past is full of guilt and regret, and her bad attitude causes her loads of trouble. And then there's Sirius Black, who's intent on making her life hell. As tensions run high with the threat of war, Letta will need to face all kinds of demons in order to survive her seventh year. What will happen to the girl who thinks she is invincible?

AU. Wonka wanted a heir. He got two instead, and he isn't thrilled about it. What if Mike resisted the temptation of the television room and won the factory with Charlie?

James Potter has a sister...what fun.

Hiatus for several months Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of it's characters except my own, all credit goes to J.K Rowling. Stella Arkin attends school with the Marauders and Lily. Her life is far from perfect but so is everyone else's. What daring pranks will she and the marauders pull off? Contains some (a lot) SB/OC and JP/LE/SS Rated T for language. Please review.

After Lily thinks that James is stalking her, James decides that, instead of trying to get Lily to fall in love with him, he is instead going to concentrate on being friends with her. My own little version of how Lily finally realizes her feelings for James. Semi-sequel to What Are Friends For.

Four boys, each a brilliant pinprick of light. Except for one who is darker than the others. Not from a condition, but from blood. The other three would never understand. And that's where I come in. Marauders era fic. OC with Sirius shuffled in.

When Erin is left alone, she is whisked off to Hogwarts to start a whole new life, unaware of the war around her, and the danger she is in. With a mysterious letter and secret she must keep safe no matter what, the fact that a certain young man has caught her eye should be on the back of her mind... But not everything goes to plan. Mainly Sirius/oc, with some Remus/oc, James/Lily.

This is the tale of a girl forced to leave her country after what could possibly be the worst Christmas ever, and the friends she makes along the way. It is including, but not limited to, the famous Sirius Black with his fantastic snogging abilities, the beautiful red-haired Lily Evans and her enemy/boyfriend James Potter, as well as the rest of the ever-pranking Marauders.

A canon-inspired interpretation of the '99 season of the Quidditch League. Voldy is moldy, Katie is the Harpies' new wild card, and Oliver's the heartthrob and star Keeper of Puddlemere. And team politics interfere with what could have been the easiest thing... [REWRITE ONGOING - JUNE 2018]

Marauders Era. Sirius turned bitter before Azkaban. Maybe things would've been different if she'd of stuck around. As close to canon as possible. Starts in 6th year. OC/S.B, J.P/L.E, R.L/E.V...Peter's still forever alone

"Not everybody is a bloody psychopath, Wright! If you want to curse someone, you've got to stop being so bloody rational all the time!" Sirius shouted. Olivia Wright is calm, rational and always in control. However, faced with a world on the verge of war, new erratic friends and unconvenient feelings, cracks are appearing in her stoic mask.

When Eleven-year-old Alexandria's Mother is killed, her Father starts to work for the very man that killed her: Voldemort. Now, age Seventeen, she's a Death Eater In Training, specialising in Ward work. However, what happens when she's caught and held prisoner by the Order of the Phoenix? Sirius/Oc

Marilyn Horsefeather, a sixth-year Slytherin, does not belong in Slytherin house at all. With a twist of fate, she is transported to a new time where the Marauders, especially the easy-on-the-eyes Sirius Black, give her a run for her money as she begins her new identity and new life at Hogwarts. However, not everything goes smoothly, as time travel comes with its own consequences.

"Padfoot can do it, I already told you I won't be getting in the middle of your sexual tension" he teased. I blushed and glared at James. "There is no sexual tension!" I cried. James and Sirius laughed at my blush. Sirius spun me around so that we were face to face. "I don't know love..." Get ready for one crazy sixth year as Evelynn Dawson joins the Marauder Era. SiriusOC

It had been 14 years since she laid eyes on her husband. Now they were in the same room, avoiding each other. Until she dared to look up. Her hazel eyes were met by his grey eyes. Sequel to She's Only Potter's Sister. Sirius B/ OC, a little Remus L/ OC but eventually Remus L/ N. Tonks

The girl who watched angrily every time he had someone pressed to his lips, now tangled up in trouble she'd never asked for; or how I, Charlotte, found myself involved in the tumultuous life of Sirius Orion Black. {SB/OC, Marauder Era, canon} **ABANDONED, BUT UPDATES COMING SOON**

"Yeah, you know, word goes running, that..." "That what?" "That one of the Black brothers is not enough for you." - RegulusXOCXSirius - please read&review!

"You're scared." "I'm not scared!" "Prove it." My cheeks flushed. I raised my chin proudly, grabbed his tie and pulled his lips down to meet mine. "I am not scared, nor do I have commitment issues." He smirked and wrapped his arm around my waist and kissed me again. Permanent Hiatus for reasons explained on my profile.

For the orphan, Taylor Davis, magic was reserved for ancient mythologies, fiction, and children's fairy-tales. But when an invitation arrives from Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, she is thrown into a hidden world of labyrinthine tunnels and ancient rituals. Meanwhile a fledgling group of chaos-seeking Marauders mutinies against the stern Professor Damien Greer.

Emma Jones: a 5th year Gryffindor who loves a good laugh. To her classmates' amusement and her professors' dismay, Emma is constantly up to something. And this is where she tells the stories. Please review!

"You wanna know what I think?" Kyle asked me suddenly. "Yeah." I answered. "I think love is a rare thing to find in this world, and if you think you could have it with Sirius, then fuck whoever tries to stop you, and don't let anybody stand in your way ... Because you deserve love. More than anybody." ...Sirius/OC rated M for language and future chapters. UNDER COMPLETE REVISION.

Oliver Wood has carried a torch for Katie Bell since her 15th birthday, but has never done anything about it. He thinks now might be the right time to change that, but will the war get in the way?

What happens when the first ever Muggle-born in Slytherin falls in love with Sirius Black? Disaster strikes? Yeah, maybe.

When Aria moves to Hogwarts in her sixth year, she didn't know what to expect. Aria and her sister, Leah, are sorted into seperate houses. What happens when Aria becomes friends with The Marauders? FIRST EVER STORY. Rated T for future chapters.

One fine Saturday morning when the birds were chirping and the Giant Squid was craving for French Toast, Sirius Black wakes up. Yes, you heard right, he wakes up. By himself. Oh, and he wakes everyone else up as well. 'Morning' Being the key word there. Worth reporting to the Daily Prophet, don't ya think? I mean, its the middle of 6th year, and its never happened before...

I woke up in Sirius' bed. Me? I know, ridiculous. I would never like BLACK. I did the only logical thing and ran away- if I didn't remember maybe he wouldn't either... but when Blacks searching for that mysterious girl, your friends are 'onto' you, Lily might eat your heart out and Remus is struggling to keep his mouth shut... Oh ground, swallow me up. And Hurry up about it. OC/SB

Sirius isn't too overly fond of felines. Marauder friendship fluff.

Take a large Quidditch Pitch. Add a seeker, two beaters, three chasers and a keeper all topped with scarlet and gold. Repeat previous step, while dressing players in different colours, preferably green and silver. Next, add a quaffle, a snitch and a pinch of loud supporters. For best results, serve with Sirius Black as commentator. While being supervised by McGonagall. One shot.

Bring on the Feels! This one is set in the end of Jamie and Sirius' Seventh Year. It's kind of... sad? Yeah, I guess that's the right word. Enjoy!

Sirius Black. A name that caused one of two emotions: spite or humour. Outcast of his family, Sirius hides things from everybody, simply so he can survive. But what happens when he meets someone who he can't hide from. Someone who, despite everything, doesn't even care? Rated for frequent swearing and slightly mature themes. Sirius/OC. Jily. Future Remus/Tonks, etc.

Sirius clamped his hands on her small shoulders, forcing her back at arm's length while she snapped her teeth at him. He had the oddest look on his face. "Do you seriously want to bite me?" ...Huh. That was right. She did want to bite him, now that he called attention to it. "Let me bite you, and I'll leave you alone," Tawnie quickly bargained. He was horrified. "No!"

There's two new people at Grimmauld Place and they're driving Remus insane. Are they worse than the notorious Weasley Twins themselves?

It's Savannah's third year at Hogwarts. She's a Gyrffindor, and probably the only girl who doesn't fall Sirius Black's charm. But what happens when she challenges him to a prank war? Guess we'll just have to wait and see! Sorry really bad description! But please read and review! ON HIATUS

The story we've all been dying to hear: How did Ron get his arachnophobia? And how does Ginny come into this story? One-shot.

Katie Bell is back for her Sixth Year at Hogwarts. And it's getting off to a rocky start with Quidditch, boys, and enemies all playing on her mind. Not to mention the raging hormones of teenagers. Includes the usual gang along with a few OCs. Ch. 20 up

Everyone knew that Sirius needed a steady girl to keep him in line. It was also common knowledge that only one woman could handle a man like Sirius Black, and Sirius couldn't agree with his fellow students more. -MWPP ERA- OC STORY, PLEASE READ

Jaycee's always been different. When she's accepted into Hogwarts she knows that's all about to change. But is it? Jaycee's years at Hogwarts are full of obstacles she never anticipated. Including a frustrating boy by the name of Sirus Black...

Run away Catherine Campbell breaks into James Potter's house to steal food but is caught. What happens next? She couldn't possibly go back to her family's house. They're a bunch of pure-blood minded dark wizards. When the Potters decide to take her in, Kat is thrown into a whirlwind of events involving secrets, rivalries, and romance.

It all started with James Potter suddenly appearing in my kitchen. Little did I know I was about to be sucked into Potter-verse and experience the ride of my life. SBOC,JPLE,RLOC. AU.

Lily Evans has a good life. She's Head Girl, top of her class, dating the cutest Ravenclaw Hogwarts has ever seen, and has a strictly platonic relationship with the Head Boy, James Potter. But what happens when she wakes up on the morning of November 18th in James' arms with no memory of the previous night?

The marauders are starting the third year. What will it bring? How will the guys survive Jamie's new boyfriend? Will Jamie's and Sirius' friendship last among the fights? Rated T, just in case

With a 5th and female addition to the marauders what new mischievous adventures will they get themselves into? Will Sirius realize he met his match? Will James ever get Lily to go out with him? Well...you know the story. But here's a twist...see how much one girl can impact the lives all the wizards we know and love! Follow the Marauders through their Hogwarts years and afterwards!

A series of instances in which Lily Evans said yes to James Potter. L/J. One-shot.

Sixth year wasn't supposed to be anything out of the ordinary for Alex - well, 'ordinary' is relative when you have international spies for parents and a secret identity to maintain. But her days of thwarting the Marauders are up... they're fighting back!

This story follows the story of sarcastic Jamie White, the only female marauder, who was raised by two muggle loving, pure blood wizards. When she finaly gets her hogwarts letter, she is excited to be able to see the amazing castle which her brothers told her so much about. She is also looking forward to seeing her freind, Sirius Black, again.

The trio's friendship hangs in the balance when one of them makes an unexpected move on another. Trio friendship fluff.

Sirius wasn't looking for a new best friend, but James was now spending all his time with his new girlfriend. Sirius was the one left behind, and I was the one he found. And neither of us expected what we found in each other. JamesXLily SiriusXOC

And now, there is only one sister left.

"You're a liar," said Sirius with a smirk, his eyes alight with the revelation. "That kiss did redirect the Nereus Ville! You fancy me, don't you?" Staring shamefully down at her hands, Charlie grumbled, "Only sometimes."

Olivia never wanted to get her acceptance letter to Hogwarts- it reminded her that she was a part of a magical community that had helped to rip her life apart. But can a certain Sirius Black help change her mind?

Sirius is determined. Sirius X OC.

This is with two Oc's of my own creation. Twins a boy and a girl. heh... its very fun to have the Marauders as young people :3

The story of Finnick Odair's life, starting at the 65th Hunger Games and working its way up to and through the Hunger Games trilogy. Now complete!

Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"

Oh no! Katie finds out about how much Oliver likes her. Humor, fluff, and an adorable Mr. Wood. Read and Review...I think I'm much better at writing oneshots than other chapter fics. NEW ADDED SEQUEL READ AND REVIEW

"When people told us this year would be different, I didn't expect them to be right. But now we've got a girl hiding in another girl's body, and a bun in the oven, and I've never been so wrong before." Sixth year for the Marauders and company goes slightly unaccording to plans. COMPLETED. Some Editing In Process; May 9, 2018.

How The Marauders 6th year and beyond SHOULD have gone. If Tonks was older, Peter wasn't a Marauder and a certain Witch came over from the U.S.A this would be their life, and what a life it is. Mostly AU. Fluff, Drama and Humour. T for safety. R&R :D

What would it be like if Cato and Clove one the 74th Hunger Games? If the events at the feast had gone just a little differently? Read to find out! The Hunger Games from Cato and Clove's point of view.

I killed a boy whose name I don't even know -Marvel, his name was Marvel. Somewhere his family is weeping for him -They were a family of six, then five, & now four. His friends call for my blood -He didn't have that many friends...set in THG & briefly CF

L/J. The Aha Moment: a point in time when something finally clicks. Everyone realizes that there's something more between James and Lily, though it takes some people longer than others. James has always been a slow learner.

We know of the Marauders. But what about their school days? What about their loves, jealousies, and pranks?What about the dangers of living in a Wizarding War? And what about their friendships? What about their lives? SB/OC JP/LE !ADOPTED BY WRITERGIRL18!

It's a cold winter's day and five friends are trying to come up with a name for the Potters' future son. Adam, Clark, Edgar... And then Sirius has a suggestion, what he thinks would be the perfect baby name.

Sirius Black thought he knew everything about his arch nemesis, Sasha Berg. He was wrong. And as he discovers just how terribly wrong he is, he also learns that love and hate aren't nearly as different as they seem. SBOC JPLE RLMM OCOC & very slight PPOC.

He's arrogant. She's stubborn. He's a leather biker jacket and stale alcohol tainted with exhaust. She's a glass of fire whiskey on the rocks wreathed in cigarette smoke. They're both a thorn in the other's side. Boy, meet girl. [SB&OC, r&r!]

In all honesty, Moony, I really hope you don't have to read this because a. It'll mean I've snuffed it and b. Well it means I've snuffed it and quite frankly, I kind of like living... Remus finds a letter after Sirius's death. Not RL/SB but slight RL/NT

Neville writes his mother a birthday card during the War. Takes place in Seventh Book

Kat Metcalf was blind,has been since birth, and it’s always set her apart. For five years at Hogwarts she’s managed to be invisible, no one even knew she existed. Now the one person she doesn’t want to pay attention to her can’t seem to stay away.OC/SB

Gwen is a rebellious 16 yr old attending Hogwarts because her father, the all powerful President of the Magical Community of the USA has to try to rebuild his reputation. After all it doesn't look good to have a daughter who's been kicked out of 8 schools

Fifth year Gryffindor Cammie Legront hasn't had any friends at all during her years at Hogwarts. Meet Sirius Black, most popular student, Marauder. They're partnered up for potions.

Autumn Samuels hates Sirius Black. So much that she compares him to rotten meat, and the affection is mutual. She's the ice queen of Hogwarts, he's the play boy. What was their story? Why does she hate him so much? It all started on a cool autumn's day...

Tiny one shot in Harry's third year. A bit of Fred and George being shocked. kind funny. Please Read?

Just some random notepassing between the Marauders. Rating for some semimature themes. Plan on it being a series of related oneshots.

Starts during Marauders era and continues throughout war. Girl from France starts Hogwarts. They all get involved in the war against Voldemort. Not another fluff or typical xchange student story. Turns into a serious story about the war. SB/OC JP/LE RL/OC

It's a short sequel for my story Katie and Oliver. It's a oneshot. Katie reflects on Fred's death. It's Katie/ Fred friendship wise.

History of Magic never really was an interesting class, but one day it was excruciatingly dull. To solve this problem, Lily engaged in flicking small balls of parchment at the back of James Potter's head.

How do you define friendship? A oneshot about the deep friendship that James Potter and Sirius Black shared.

He teases me, calls me names, picks me up and carries me around.' I sigh as my roommates laugh at me. 'I do NOT like Sirius Black.' Rolling my eyes, I continue to clean up around me and I catch my worried face in the mirror. I don't like him, do I?

I lost it. I had the most comfortable slipper in the world, and I lost it. And of course, who finds it? None other than the Marauders. I know what you're thinking, what could they possibly do with a slipper? Stay open-minded.

“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”

Just a little Christmas Eve scene of Katie and Oliver outside Quidditch Quality Supplies. A KBOW Christmas oneshot. R&R

Lily has interesting experiences involving bubble gum.

I'M ADDING NEW CHAPTERS! [Roses and I Still Remember]. Marauder Era. The Marauder's need to grow up, and Sirius needs a helping hand. But he doesn't realise the one reason he grew up until it's too late. SBOC, JPLE, RLOC

In this fluffy oneshot, Oliver has a rawther aggressive, possesive streak. And Katie...well, she's her normal Katie self. Duh. YAAAY KBOW ONESHOTS!

Lily encounters Padfoot, Wormtail, Moony, and Prongs. Hilarity, romance, and possibly some illicit groping ensue.

Oliver asks for Katie's help. Oneshot. OWKB

Katie Bell & Oliver Wood ONESHOT The Gryffindor Quidditch team receives a letter from Puddlemore United about Oliver and get some very surprising news. Takes place when Oliver is playing for Puddlemore and Katie is in her seventh year.

Katie helps out Oliver and the Gryffindor Quidditch Team in her first year. KBOW friendship. Oneshot.

ONESHOT Oliver Wood Katie Bell After being reported for an unhealthy Quidditch obsession Oliver is ordered to write an essay about what makes him Oliver Wood. Much to his displeasure, the team assists Oliver in writing his essay. r&r please

Katie and Oliver go flying one day. [oneshot, OWKB, fluff]

A fic full of crazy matchmakers, sixteen year olds who act their shoe sizes, creepy fourth year Ravenclaws and Quidditch equipment. Katie, Oliver, Fred and George, Angelina and Alicia all on the quest to find just how long beaters' bats are.

KBOW. One boring night in the Gryffindor Common room. One spare bit of parchment. Two lonely souls. What could possibly happen next? oneshot.

KBxOW drabble. Katie, the everdetermined cynicist, decides to take a stand against the insufferable fluff of Valentine's Day.

The seventh year N.E.W.T. students brew up some Amortentia and whether it be Gobstones, sweaty Quidditch robes, or Mother's biscuits, everyone smells something interesting, including Oliver Wood. [oneshot]

Why is Oliver doing this to her? All she wants is a real kiss! Is that so much to ask? Katie will confront her captain with a quaffle he won't be blocking, no more head kisses! She's ready for big kid kissing!

The Dark Lord pays Harry a visit but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....

What happens when Fred and George Weasley find Oliver Wood's 'diary' and give it to one Katie Bell? [oneshot]

Cho Chang has some stupid ideas, but I think Katie's glad she heard about this one. YES, it's KBOW.

My name is Peter Pettigrew, and I approve this message. I hereby proclaim myself a gangsta. And there is nothing you can do about it.

Oliver decides to splay his heart out in a note to himself on a spare bit of parchment... One that Fred, George and Katie decide to highjack with interesting results. KBxOW

In which Oliver and Katie snog in the rain and Angelina wins a bet.

A scratching noise disrupts Oliver from his homework... a noise that he hates.... KatieOliver Oneshot.

KB OW PostHogwarts At the age of 20, Katie Bell got pregnant just weeks before her boyfriend, Oliver, was forced to go fight in the war against Voldemort. Now it's nearly 5 years later and the war is over. What happens to them when Oliver returns?

What should the perfect girl NOT do? Oliver is making a list, but someone else is checking it twice. Oneshot. KBOW

what Katie Bell REALLY thinks about ff.n

There comes a time, in every witch's life, when she must lose control of her voice, and confess her secret, undying love to one James Potter.

Quidditch is all Oliver Wood ever thinks about. But when he breaks his leg, can Katie Bell help him broaden his mind? OWKB [oneshot]

JKR's characters want to write their own books that's against the rules. Who stops them? WARNING: random spinoff titles cause tears of hilarity!

Alistor Moody had twenty years experience of eing an Auror... but nothing NOTHING could prepare him for this fresh horror... babysitting seven Weasleys.

Ron pops the big question.

Good old Oliver and Katie fun. I find it funny, I hope you do, too. Chapter 2 up! Completed.

This is just a drabble about Neville Longbottom, though it's focus is primarily on Alice Longbottom in a little scene at St. Mungo's.

Katie Bell has been alone for the last four years. After the wedding of her best friend, she heads to the Leaky Cauldron. After she gets drunk, will she make some mistakes that she'll regret later? Oliver WoodKatie Bell COMPLETED

Katie Bell hates Oliver but she does 'things' to him, that she isn't *supposed* to kno about, just by being her cute self.can b funny/angsty/PERVERTED/fluffy&plain confusing.quite a coaster ride.works w/book exactly.Oliver's 7thyr(HP's 3) Chptr 29 is up!!

Remus J. Lupin's friends wonder what his middle name is. MWPP