OnHisFaceIsAMapOfTheWorld
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Joined 06-15-10, id: 2405361, Profile Updated: 04-08-12
Author has written 2 stories for One Piece.

It says I am the author of two stories... well, I tricked it. They are actually the same, but I needed to repost the old one with indivudal chapters(as I learned the VERYVERY hard way. dont post a complete story, or you will get VERY few comments on it...) so the old one still exists for me to look at and reminance and hit forehead against wall on. The newer one is revised and edited according to the blessed people who commented on it. thankyouthankyouthankyou.

On with me...

Female. College age. English major with creative writing emphasis (Le gasp, I know)

I love reading and writing; they are my passion! i am attempting to learn to draw. it has been a long process with not much fruit, but i shall press on...

I love unicorns. If a narwhal exists, why can't a unicorn? They are just really sneaky.

Im also a raving zombie fan. I have a plan. Several, in fact. I sleep with my zombie apocalypse guide next to my bed. Just in case.

I am a little obsessed with Edgar Allan Poe, currently memorizing one of his poems for a class, wrote an academic paper on "Ligea", and re read a book called Nevermore repeatedly.

I absorb sun like a sun sponge. I am a sun sponge. 100 degrees, camping chair and a book in my front yard is where I'll be for half the year.

I want to be an author someday, among other things. Archaeologist, marine biologist, rancher, female veraion of Indiana Jones... I have too many dreams, but who says you cant have them all?

I hoe to write more fanfiction in th coming summer. I have actually gotten a few written, but nothing solid, and I want to really get my KiddxOC one hammered out.

... I love reading profiles and authors notes with funny endings. please forgive me for my incompentance in that area, and hopefully someday soon i can make up for my past lack of wit and write something that will cause readers to pee pants and spew soda out their noses. *nods* yep. thats my goal.

Thanks for your time!

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Friends in Low Places by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
How well do you know your friends? Or your enemies? The two might be harder to distinguish than you believe. The ladies of One Piece experience separate encounters with scoundrels of the highest order.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,683 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Hina, T. Law, Boa Hancock, Amande
Submission by missmocha77 reviews
After an accident, Sakura is pregnant with Sasuke's child. She keeps the father a secret from her son, but people talk and Sakura finally decides to leave Konoha. However, Sasuke takes them hostage, and Sakura has to protect her son from his father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,128 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Turning Tides by Shadowed-Shikyo reviews
He's a pirate and an ass. A very cute ass. Er, not to say that his ass WAS cute, which it was. She's never going to tell him that. LawxOC He's a sadistic psychopath but he's her ticket off Sabaody. So she took it. KidxOC [As of 6/28/13 chapters 1-18 have been edited and revamped.]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,189 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 4/2/2010 - E. Kidd, T. Law, OC
For Fame, Fortune, Revenge, and Our Pirate King by For Whimsy Alone reviews
The Kid pirates voyage from Sabaody onward. Each Kid Pirate had a reason for joining. His crew, a mix of misfits, including a cold, bloodthirsty, woman, and their stories as they venture onward in an effort to make Kid Pirate King. M for gore, language, and mature situations. Kid/OC Killer/?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,788 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 11/1/2010 - E. Kidd, Killer, Kidd P.
Seducing My Killer by Asha3 reviews
Cold excitement slithered down Sasuke's spine. It's her. She is the one he needs. SasuSaku AU Three-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Interesting Situation by 7saix-puppy7 reviews
When Alyc finds things that interest her, she finds out what they are. As a marine she has to be part of the Whitebeard War, but what if it doesn't interest her? During it, someone tells her something that does interest her and she makes a decision.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Ace, Marco - Complete
Doe Eyes by Micromyni reviews
They weren't exactly puppy eyes; they weren't brown and couldn't be called innocent by any means...but they had their charms. She wasn't exactly cuddly like a kitten; she was skittish and flighty. Like a doe. AU TamakiXHaruhi, slight HunnyXReiko, MoriXOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,887 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Mori/Takashi M., R. Kasonada
Whenever by panty-belle reviews
Because we all know that the Bookworm and the Beast are just meant to be.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Levy M., Gajeel R.
In Five Pieces by Phalanx reviews
Written for Aoihand's Multiverse Challenge. Sets of five drabbles for an AU scenario where Straw Hat Crew only comprised of members of the Eleven Supernova. Bonney, Law, Drake, Hawkins, Urouge, Kidd, Killer and Apoo so far- Completed with Zoro and Capone
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas - Complete
From The North Blue by lostpuzzle reviews
A captain losses his crew and winds up in North Blue. Little did he know that he would have a daughter who would wind up following in his footsteps and become a pirate, along with two unlikely friends. OCs. Progress has been paused for the time being.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - X Drake, T. Law
Save Me by Nokito-chan reviews
The only thing that kept him from slipping was the tight hold he had on her hand. NejiTen. Lemon. One-shot.You have been warned. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Almost Lotus by oncewas reviews
Their relationship is a terse, syncopation between teamwork and something maybe violent. Neji and Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Another Wolf by dragonsnap reviews
And now the wolf is at my door, and things are never going to be like before. KakaSaku. Important Notice in Chapter 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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The Blackthorn and The Captain reviews
*PLEASE READ*This is the REVISED version of the original story of the same name just switched around.This one is easier to read for eyes and has better plot flow, untilzing previous critiques. Better Summary Inside! sorry for the repeat, still learning
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,376 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - E. Kidd
The Captain and the Blackthorn reviews
*EDITED*Started when he heard the rumor of the Living Weapon and decided to acquire it.Subsuqent story of Eustass Kidd and Blackthorn Burakkuson **Please read the NEW and IMPROVED story,The Blackthorn and The Captain;easier on eyes and better plot flow
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2010 - E. Kidd - Complete