HI!! My name sucks, so I'm going to lie and say that it's Claudia Tiffany Angela Allende-Paolini. Yup. That's my name.

(The name 'Claudia' is plain awesome, ditto with Tiffany, Angela is my fav character from Eragon, not sure why, and Allende and Paolini are authors' names, but they're awesome! And no, I do not want to marry Christopher Paolini. Have you ever seen his picture?? Then again, I wouldn't want to marry Isabel Allende, either, seeing as I am a non-lesbian girl.)

Basically, I joined this site because one of my best friends, TheVertigoDancer, (You should read some of her stuff, it's awesome), practically forced me to. Oh well. Maybe I'll actually end up writing something that I think is good enough to let other people see!

Normally, I don't write fan fiction. To tell the truth, I never even heard of it until my friend mentioned that she wrote some and that I should read them sometime. I was all, "What's FAN FICTION?" I think she rolled her eyes at me. If she did, I really wouldn't be surprised. People roll their eyes at me a lot :P.

My favorite books are: Eragon, Eldest, and Brisingr by Christopher Paolini (He wrote Eragon when he was only FIFTEEN! And he was a best-selling author by the time he was nineteen!!), The Inkheart trilogy by Cornelia Funke (Isn't that an awesome name? She's german, so all of her books are translated. She's really old.) , The City of the Beasts trilogy, by Isabel Allende ( Ditto on the awesome name and translated books. She's from Chili origionally) , The Artemis Fowl books and Airman (AWESOME BOOK!), and The Wish List (This one's sad :'( ) by Eion Colfer ( I spent two years trying to pronounce his name, then I googled it. The first phrase on his website states, "Eion Colfer. It's pronounced 'Owen'." I felt really stupid.), and anything by Carl Hiaasen, Margaret Peterson Haddix, or Meg Cabot ( especially the Mediator books! They are awesome! The Princess Diaries are okay, but, let me tell you, WAY over-rated. The Mediator kicks butt!)Oh, and Harry Potter too. I read them all but I never saw the movies.

(And if you wonder why I say 'Butt' instead of '@' I don't normally curse, so get used to it. And, yes, I know that this isn't really a very bad curse, but I really don't care. Nah nah nah nah nah nah. Sticks tongue out)

So far, my all-time favorite movie is Inkheart, even though it's a bit corny(What's that stuff called again? Ah, yes! Duct Tape! I absolutely love Duct Tape!). And it's based off of one of my favorite books, too. But this might change the next time I go to Wal-Mart. I am planning on buying Eragon, based on the awesomest book EVA!

I ramble a lot when I'm writing, in case you haven't noticed. You have been warned. Sorry. No, really. Oh, and also,... jk :P.

My hobbies are: Reading, writing, talking on msn with friends and ignoring the people I don't like, playing with the cutest kittens ever, that just happen to be mine, cleaning my room (I can't stand it when my room is messy!), drawing, shopping when I can, and, currently, blowing my nose or sneezing every five minutes because I have a gross summer cold :(. (Does that count as a hobby??) Oh, and, when I have school (ugh), I study/do hamework on the forty-minute bus ride, which seems to be the only purpose to having to get up at six-thirty every morning.

You know what the coolest thing in the world is? J.K. Rowling's first initials could stand for Just Kidding! And if you don't don't know who J.K. Rowling is, I suggest you get mentle help. Or google it. I would pick the latter.

If you don't know what 'latter' is, google online dictionary and look it up. Or, ask your mom or dad or your best friend's kitten (I'm not sure if he/she would answer, though)

My favorite animals are: Zebras!!, cats, dogs, coyotes, wolves, foxes, elephants, cougars, lizards, snakes, frogs, horses, and butterflies, but not in that order.

My favorite colours are: Green, turquiose, orange, red, yellow, blue, white, purple, black. In that order. Hmmph.

Heehee, this was in my friend's profile. I match most of them:

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been called "weird" or "disturbed" or "insane" more than five times, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the rabbit his cereal, put this in your profile!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.