While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.

In which Yuri is too old for dolls, but he can't help but buy the one in a closing down antique store's window. Strangeness ensues. Vikturi. PWP.

Trapped in a cabin in a Swiss blizzard. Cluedo is not an option, how shall we pass the time?

Five years ago he had stood here with a limp and a cane, a hair's breadth from eating his gun in depression, no prospects, no family, no friends, just a washed out middle aged army doctor. Here he stood again and apart from the limp he was back to where he had started. Sherlock had chosen to save John then. Would he consider doing it again, after everything he had been through?

There is a part of mythology know as the Legends of Zelda. Storytellers have long debated if this one counts as the important pieces are there, but the traditional moves aren't made. This is a tale of how the villain, the princess, and even the hero tried to fight the power of legend itself.

A prisoner of the Empire, Luke doesn't have much hope of escape. Fortunately for him, his father's priorities have been known to change. -Oneshot

There is never any sneaking around in the dimly lit corridors of ship's night, or discreet Vulcan kisses in the nooks of engineering. Unless Jim is incredibly tired, or stressed, there are no lingering looks on the bridge, either. The stakes are far too high.

Beyond the trees that surrounded the Church lived a demon no one knew existed, Bill Cipher. Then, one day, Dipper Pines happens upon him and the two strike a deal: Bill will return what is his and in exchange, Dipper has to become his friend. No one told Dipper that when making deals with demons you had to read the fine print.

When Feliciano and Ludwig have a full blown work out things get hot and messy Gerita lemons

Doctor John Watson runs a rather unique practice, its entire purpose is to help those who are deaf or mute, either by birth, illness or trauma. Sherlock is brought to his practice by his concerned older brother after he spends months refusing to speak. Things do not go as planned or expected for any of them.

When the circus comes to visit Newark city, Sollux is made to take his older brother Mituna out to see the Dark Carnival. However, the Captors get more than they bargained for when Mituna goes missing after the show. Makaras x Captors. Mature rating for: Drug use, domestic violence, murder and smut.

Human Bill gets really bored and low key terrorizes the Shack. Don't worry; there's 1,172 words of smut in here.

Gilbert had been pining for his violin instructor, Roderich, for quite sometime now A delivery of Roderich's forgotten phone leads to a realization of Gilbert's dreams, but is it going to play out like he imagined? PruAus, rated M.

They had gone from being found in the middle of a BDSM scene to confessing their secret relationship of over one hundred years; it had been quite the night.

A YOI fic about sexual awakening. Mostly just exploring Yuri's feelings about sex and relationships and how everything changes when Victor comes along…

John is totally in love with someone he has only ever met four times.

Bill had talked about the coffee shop, at length. Apparently it was staffed by some tall posh bloke who provided the rudest customer service in London but always made the perfect cup. Didn't even let you order - just looked you up and down and announced how much you needed to pay. (AKA "AU in which Sherlock is a terrible barista but does fantastic coffee. And tea. And blow jobs.")

When a simple bit of evidence brought home after a case, makes both of them stop and look deeper. John surprises Sherlock as always, revealing another layer that the detective had never seen and one that John had never shared with anyone else. Chalkboards and the mathematical language of love.

From a tumblr post. Angst with a happy ending. AU: John is about to be married to Mary. Sherlock never returned from his fall. John doesn't know if he can go through with the wedding. Thankfully, the ceremony is disrupted.

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 32 (2016.02.01) - noun 1. the present, or immediate, occasion or purpose (usually used in the phrase 'for the nonce'). CU.

It's a camping trip, as far as Luke can tell — and it's been the worst twelve hours of his life. /Modern AU. Skysolo. Hanluke. Evaanleia. Oneshot.

Shifters outnumber humans and the world has accepted the ancient shifter ritual of Claiming. This includes courting, the verbal claim, the mating bite, and the public claiming. Alpha Derek has known Stiles was his mate for 3 years. When a rogue shifter tries to claim Stiles, Derek has to let go of his issues and get to his mate. M/M A/U

DirkJake, what the title says. Don't expect something hot, Jake is a dork.

Billck Diamond destroys a would-be assassin of his Pearl. AU. BillDip.

Ed goes undercover with Roy Mustang ...only he has to dress as a woman. ***UPDATE 26/02/16 - Story has been improved. Part two will now be posted separately.***

Five times John spun the wheel, and one time he came out a winner.

Dead bodies surface, drained of their blood. A well-known Danish businessman goes missing (but everybody thought he was a bit strange from the start). And somehow, a new neighbor takes a liking to John Watson, who succumbs to dreams of snow, broken hands, yellow paint, and what exactly is at the bottom of the bathtub.

Billck Diamond and Dipearl miss how much they enjoy fusion. BillDip. For day three of BillDip Week.

Story based on Chibinsfw artwork. Jane has captured Dirk and makes him train Jake in being a future lover for her.

When billionaire Bill Cipher seems to be getting away with murder, P.I. Stanford Pines sends his nephew Detective Dipper Pines under cover to a club that is owned by Bill, where occasionally people that go in, never come out. Dipper finds more than he ever thought he would, and becomes involved in the world of demons, whether he likes it or not. Billdip

Dirk swore he'd never put a human in danger again, not after his past mistakes. But after a chance encounter at a local coffee shop, he admits something more than the coffee is drawing him back. (This is a collaboration fic with the wonderful Sachi-sama!)

After Mary's death, John flees a shadowy government agency bent on using him and his daughter as pawns in their genetic experiments. Mycroft Holmes sends his best Tracker after them, his brother Sherlock Holmes. Eventual johnlock, eventual redemption - some character deaths Rated M spoilers in reviews Part I of Home From the Sea

After years of knowing one another, John Watson is invited by his best friend and school mate, Jasper Holmes, to spend an evening at Baker Street. John is not prepared for what he will encounter during his stay in 221B, nor was he expecting to become entangled with his best friend's father.

They dispose of the bodies. "I saw this on 'Breaking Bad'," says Sherlock. It is at this moment when John realizes he's dealing with a kid.

Most people are born with a name tattooed on their inner wrist, in every written language imaginable; some people are born without. Dipper Pines is born with a small black triangle with a flesh colored dot at the center printed neatly onto his skin, standing out against its dark backdrop like an open eye. He doesn't know what to make of this. (Soulmate AU)

This is his chance to end this, he realizes acutely. He can stop this here, get back into the Mach 5 and go home and neither he nor Racer X will speak of it again. [Speed/Racer X, obligatory sibling incest warning, originally published 8/3/09.]

Mycroft is the man who thinks he has everything. His perfect job. His perfect home. Even a little brother. Despite other people and their fascination with finding their soulmates, Mycroft has abandoned any idea of finding his 'Second', not after the traumatic death of the first person that was supposed to love him. And then Detective Inspector Gregory Lestrade walks into his life.

Bill tries to please Dipper with everything he's learned about the latter during their time dating. SMUT WARNING.

In which, Sherlock is NOT a slut NOT a rentboy NOT sexperienced. He's just the Sexpert! :D Come, have a look. You may enjoy it!

Summer's just about done and to see it off, the Pines twins decide to head over to the ocean for some beach time fun with Bill and Pacifica. But things are never quite as simple as they should be. SMUT WARNING

Sherlock and John get stuck in a closet on case and their position really starts to have a dual meaning, bringing some things up between them. The situation helps open up the closet doors in a way that's hard for John to come to terms with. Johnlock.

Living alone in the wilderness apparently doesn't prevent Derek from having visitors. Sterek AU.

With almost every super criminal sent back to Arkham, Batman feels uneasy by the Joker's total radio silence. Where did the Clown Prince of Crime disappear to? And what happens when Batman finally finds him? .. Oneshot .. M/M

Dipper and Bill are finally reunited after spending a whole month apart. SMUT WARNING

Jake English has been hunting demons for years now. He has finally found the base of his current target. But will he fall pray to the charms of a demon who is almost as famous as him. The dangerous Dirk Strider. Demon AU, DemonDirkXHunterJake, yaoi and smut and all that stuff. OneShot Enjoy

A re-writing of the Depp movie. I wanted it to be more eerie. The parents didn't come along with the children. Wonka/Charlie

Dipper Pines just wants to continue his life as normally as possibly since the tragedy that took both the Mystery Shack and his great uncle, but will he be able to mend his relationship with Bill? And should he be worried about Gideon getting out of prison? Sequel to Payment in Blood, which you should read before reading this, as it picks right up from there with no explanation.

"Goddesses, you're so tight." He said, deep and heavy pants lacing his words. Link really doesn't understand dirty talk.

Dipper brings Tyrone back to have a threesome with Bill. SMUT WARNING

Bill exhaled haggardly as they pushed him back on the bed. Five pairs of familiar, warm brown eyes stared down at him, expressions contorted with overpowering lust. He smirked. "I see." They attacked. Human!Bill, Older!Dipper NSFW

What started out as a normal day in Gravity falls, Dipper finds out his true purpose for living. With deals made and tasks to be completed, he pushes forth with his full 100 percent in hopes of not being taken away by a demon he was promised to sixteen years ago.

Human AU. Loki buys a mansion with the intent of turning it into a bed and breakfast. Strange things happen to his guests and Loki suffers from strange disturbing dreams about murder, human sacrifice, and a man with blonde hair and haunted blue eyes. Ghost sex M/M Explicit. Not everything is what it appears to be. Murder Mystery. Haunted House. Witchcraft.

Dipper can't keep his hands to himself even when customers are roaming the shop and Bill's trying to finish his shift with his dignity in tact. SMUT WARNING

Dipper has had enough with Bill sleeping around with different men and decides to fight fire with fire. It doesn't go very well. SMUT WARNING

Sherlock crossed with Beauty and the Beast (I know). Cursed to look like and live as a monster, cut off from humanity, Sherlock despairs... until a doctor turns up on his doorstep. Beastly!Sherlock and eventual Johnlock. Rating for future safety.

Dipper and Mabel Pines have always been able to get out of bad situations. But eventually, they get into one so bad that it takes a certain dream demon to rescue them, and his services are not free. And the payment he asks for will change their lives forever. BillDip, Mabifica later, rated mature for strong language, extreme violence, blood, gore, and sexual content. Now complete.

Tenth Doctor/Eleventh Doctor slash! A smutty drabble I wrote and published to AO3 in 2013. In case some of you aren't keeping up with me there, I decided to publish it here as well.

After a couple of weeks of adventurous, strange, and, occasionally, dangerous sex with Bill, Dipper finally gets the chance to try something he's been wanting to try out with the demon-now-human for a long time. SMUT WARNING.

"I hope you realize that you are utterly ridiculous," Steve said without preamble. "I'm ridiculous?" Tony asked, peering over his sunglasses incredulously. "I wasn't the one slobbering over someone like a dog with a choice bone." Or the one in which Tony gets bitten by the green-eyed monster and Steve calls his bluff.

Ultron x Vision. Uh, so it was discovered upon writing this that maybe my Ultron can't tell the difference between being angry and being horny much like he seems to struggle with identifying most of his other feelings and desires. So there's that. But it also turned into a strange... uh... study on AI emotions? I have no idea.

On a mission of sabotage against the Empire, Luke gets hurt and trapped in a dwarf planet amidst an asteroid field and his life is completely in the Darth Vader's hands. (Luke and Vader slash/incest)

Ultron inherited a certain trait from Tony, which has him eyeing his younger, more innocent counterpart with lecherous intentions... Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Crack-fic with minor 'Ultron' spoilers. Obviously.

One-shot. Toby wakes Sarah up claiming there is a Gremlin in his room. J/S

Karma hits Bill when he tries to pull a prank and the tables turn. Dipper is stuck dealing with the consequences but it's not as bad as it sounds. SMUT WARNING

At the tender age of 19, all Dipper wants is some peace, quiet and time to jack off. We can't always have what we want but is that so bad? SMUT WARNING

Sarah starts seeing glitter around her apartment. Is it just her imagination? Or is a certain Fae up to something? Now posted on AO3 under the name BookPirate.

Sherlock has never loved anything more then his horses. But that may change when a new boy takes a summer job at his family's ranch.

John stood up and brushed off the knees of his trousers. He turned towards his partner and stuck out a hand. "John Watson," he said. The greaser regarded him with his cool gaze for a moment, then took John's hand. "Sherlock Holmes," he said in reply.

John is overly self conscious but has an awesome boyfriend who takes care of him.

Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Demonstuck, DirkJake AU.

Forced by his interfering git of a brother to the countryside to recuperate, Sherlock stumbles upon a 60 year old mystery. Captain John Watson, returning after WWII mysteriously disappeared on night. Bored Sherlock investigates, but what if Watson didn't disappear? What if he's still there? Sort of a ghost story. Eventual Johnlock Reviews may contain spoilers CI art by deebzy

John is MI6. His assignment is to seduce a tall, posh git named Sherlock. Luckily, this happens to correspond well to John's non-assassination-based skills. (Really just an excuse for kinky porn.)

...All it takes is a little push. A Joker/Batman fic, based on 'The Dark Knight' film. I am trying to do this as realistically as possible because, given the right circumstances, it COULD happen, so I hope you will all stay with me.

John is prepared to love his newly adopted son in whatever way the boy wants or needs. He's just not prepared for Sherlock to want or need /that/ kind of love. Top Daddy John / Bottom Shota Sherlock

Harry is an auror. Draco is his assistant. Harry just doesn't know what do when Draco gets on his knees. Read warnings inside.

Dirk and Jake had been dating for a year, and with the distance between them it's hard to keep the relationship spontaneous. What exactly happens when Dirk programs Brobot to help fix that problem?

The first time John rode a horse also happened to be the first time he wore a skirt. Established; Top Sherlock/Bottom John

John Watson is devastated when his parents put him into an arranged marriage. Being forced to marry a stranger, John thinks all hope is lost for love and finding his soulmate...or is it?

"Although I don't know who would even be interested in something like that I'm quite willing to share a piece of my life with you." A story about Light and L growing up together and experiencing all sorts of stuff that just happens along the way. Told from L's POV. Beware of some serious fluff and smexiness incoming!

"You don't even know what you're doing to me, you bastard!", he mumbled. "Before you came into my life I was always best at everything, but now it's a constant struggle and it's vexing but exciting at the same time and every time I see your face I just want to-" High School AU where Light is not used to someone being on par with him and L fully exploiting that fact. Dorks in Love.

Giftfic for Tsukiko94. Sarah's gone out for a walk when she gets a little lost in the woods. And its raining, just great. Rated high T for Jareth

Our dear Aurors are stuck in the office for Christmas break! What will they do? Well. I'm sure they, nor you, would have expected them to give each other blow-jobs and then shag like a pair of rabbits. Who said that working at the office wasn't entertaining? WARNING MALE ON MALE. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter

Short Eridan/Sollux oneshot my friend insisted I post. Rated M for sexual content. Implied blackrom.

Love potions don't exist. Sherlock knows, he is quite versed in the rules of magic. So when Henry Knight shows up in Baker St, claiming to have been poisoned with one, Sherlock dismisses him. But the mention of Baskerville changes the stakes of the game, and leads Sherlock and John to Devon, where Sherlock learns to understand magic better and John surprises Sherlock. Like always.

Principal Roy Mustang finds himself strangely drawn to the school's newest student, a quiet social outcast with a metal arm and leg...

[The Tumblr Faultline 29] coolauntsusie: Short story request: John & Sherlock (obviously), First kiss, Optional frottage, Spooning would be a bonus. A situation where they come together because the time is finally right and not because of fear or resignation or adrenaline. Johnlock.

[The Tumblr Faultline 27] Anonymous: Could you do something with insecure Omega John and a possessive alpha sherlock

Clubstuck AU. Chapter 1: DirkxJake. Jake goes to a club and finds more things to do there than expected. Chapter 2: JanexRoxy. TRANSPHOBIC COMMENTS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. Rated M for a reason! Cover Art by my-friend-the-frog on tumblr!

Aoba just wanted to save the company (and maybe wipe that smug look off of Noiz's face). Noiz just wanted to finally screw the blue haired CEO.

You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

Double-D is in love with finals week. He can spend time away from his best friends Ed and Eddy, but Nazz unfortunately ruins his time alone by bringing brainless Kevin into his study sessions. How will Double-D manage to survive the awful luck Kevin brings?

John Watson lost his father, one year ago on Christmas day. On one particular Christmas, he meets a young Genius by the name of Sherlock Holmes up in a tree, and wrestling with an errant kite. The two become acquainted, and spend the day in one another's company; only to part ways. Years go by, and John reflects upon the many different Christmas's life has to give him.

As the top alchemists in the military, Roy Mustang and Edward Eric are prime candidates for dangerous missions. Trained for anything, they still might be a bit surprised when they have to go undercover…in a nudist colony.

CO-WRITE WITH LETALKINGMIME Sherlock has the medicine John needs. Adult Sherlock / Shota John

Roy tries to find ways to get discipline across to Edward, but sometimes even the Fullmetal Alchemist needs to be put in time out. **Roy/Ed**M/M**kink**

It's strange how even though a puzzle has the same image, the pieces can all be different. Such is life. [EriSol]

Just because John /can/ doesn't mean he will. Not in the way that's expected of him, any way. Johnlock

Avengers/Thor AU. Loki is the third prince of Jotunnheim and a runt. He begs Odin to let him attend the Academy of Healing Arts in Asgard. Then Loki is sent to Midgard to assist Thor and heal his friends as they fight their enemies on the battlefield. Romantic Comedy ensues filled with fluff, smut, porn, and laughs. Thorki M/M Heatcycles, Mpreg, Jotunn Loki, Good Loki.

Harry and Draco have become partners. While chasing a man that they all want dead, Harry makes a startling revelation. Draco has a kink for parseltongue. WARING male on male intercourse. MATURE! Harry x Draco. Harry Potter.

A/U: Medically brilliant, John Watson is estranged from many and when he is honorably discharged from the Army, he is left despondent and alone. Following the initial tract of the re-imagined Sherlock Holmes, this tale takes a turn when it seems that Sherlock is not the man most sought after by the elusive and terrifying James Moriarty. JWxSH

'Why can't you be more like Riza' It was an innocent enough question but it was enough to push Edward into surprising Roy and walking into his office and seeing Edward in regulation uniform, standing to attention was certainly a surprise. Written for NaNoWriMo 50,000 Smuts. Plot? What plot?

As realisation sets in, the feeling of loss penetrates John. Not a feeling he ever wanted to experience in this manner again. He breathes harshly, clears his throat and rubs his stinging eyes. "She's…" He has to clear his throat again. "She's not coming back." It's not a question.

Dipper and Mabel Pines have finally turned eighteen and their parents have taken them all the way to fabulous Las Vegas for a weekend of fun as their big gift to them. Mabel is right at home in the flashy city, but Dipper finds it to be a bit of a headache, and searches for some quiet. Instead, he finds the most exciting 'person' he has ever met. This is a Dipper/Bill Cipher fic.

[The Tumblr Faultline 16] princessmdp said: alpha!sherlock and omgea!john "Are you flirting with me?"

Aoba tries his hands at strip dancing and is surprisingly good he's plenty east to get along with until they hire a new DJ that flats out refuses to play his music.

Road trips are great, especially when you're surrounded by friends. But sleeping away from home, out of your own bed, can be really strange. What happens when Roy, Havoc, Breda, Falman, Fuery,Alphonse, and Edward all go on a trip across Amestris together? Modern day Amestris AU.

Dark Hetalia AU. Feliciano is an innocent human forced to house five powerful demons while they plan to conquer the mortal world using his life force and body as a vessel. Will Feliciano find a way to escape the dark clutches of the Abyss? Or will his relationship with a demon duke change the course of his life for all eternity? GerIta (main) Full summary inside. Multiple pairings.

After Raphael and Leonardo's fight they try to mend fences. Both feel at fault for what happened and both want to have a relationship with the other, if not just a friendship. As they start spending time together and talking they discover there is so much more to learn about themselves and their new relationship.

"For fucks sake, Dad. I'm 17, I DON'T need a babysitter!" -John Egbert

When 'the strongest Guide in England', Mycroft Holmes, is called to Afghanistan to discover the identity of a reportedly strong Guide hiding amongst the ranks of a military camp, he forces his Sentinel younger brother to accompany him. (Full summary too long, please see inside.) Sentinel!Sherlock / Guide John

When you were little, your kindergarten teacher gave you a homework assignment. Write three sentences, three things that you love. Your sentences only needed to be three words long. Spelling didn't matter. Periods were optional. You wrote the entire thing in blue crayon. I LOV JOKS I LOV MOOVEES I LOV DAV

[The Tumblr Faultline 14] letalkingmime said: How you feel about "Last time I ask you for a favor!" with Smaug and Bilbo? Smaugbo - top!human!Smaug / bottom!Bilbo

Edd was never popular, but to be noticed by alpha jock, Kevin? It was something he never expected but he's come to like the attention. KevEdd :)

'The Holmes clan would like to formally extend an offer of courtship on behalf of their Alpha son, Sherlock SW Holmes, to the Watson clan's Omega son, John H Watson.' That was all that had been in the matching envelope John had been handed half an hour ago. alpha!Sherlock / omega!John

A typical Friday night doesn't go badly so much as it first goes awry, and then it goes very, very right. greaser!Sherlock / nerd!John

John never thought he'd present at all. The few times he'd put thought to it, he'd never thought he'd present omega. And if he'd put any more thought into it past that, he wouldn't have imagined sharing his first heat with a mermaid. Er, merman. Potterlock, merman!Sherlock / omega!John

Simple really. When L is chained to Light, well, they have to shower sometime. -BEEN REWRITTEN-SEE PROFILE FOR ADDITIONAL DETAILS-

John is sick of Dave working all the time.

Short and sweet, full of thoughts and passion and too-clever men.

ganondorf comes over to links house for some private lessons...dun dun dunnnn!

Cronus decides that since hes bored, and that his boy friend has dragged him into class early, that he should have a little bit of fun. Humanstuck Crokri nsfw.

Tittle pretty much says it all but anyway Jeff draws of Slendermans face and well kind of leads to a lemon but the ends is a little spiral cause it ends with whatever bleh I dont know hard to say lol please review

A horrifying fact is revealed to Darth Vader. Initially, a Luke/Vader Writers challenge fic entry. Expanded.

"I forget, sometimes," says Arthur, cigarette hanging idly from his fingertips, eyes unfocused and gaze far-off. "I forget that we're Gods." "You mean monsters," corrects Francis. "Same thing," growls Arthur.

N. A feverish desire to rip ones clothes off. What happens when Shirogane claims he 'caught' it from a Kokuchi scratch, but adapts the meaning slightly so Akira thinks it's something else?

High School AU. When Spock's family is called to Earth for his father's work, his mother encourages him to enrol in a Terran school. There he meats Jim Kirk, a mischievous hot-head who never seems to stop smiling. Despite himself, Spock cannot resist the desire to know the boy behind the self-satisfied smile. K/S slash. Rated M for swearing and sexual content.

Sherlock's breath caught at the thought of John sitting in his chair, composing a new blog entry, appearing as innocent as could be, all-the-while secretly aroused by the mere memory of his friend's most recent deductions. He only had to wait for John to fidget again to confirm his hypothesis. CU: Johnlock.

K/S AU COMPLETE: "Jim Kirk." Ayel stated, amazed that in his hands he was holding the baby form of a legend. "James T. Kirk." Nero breathed after him.

Your name is John Egbert and you are not gay. Or at least you tell yourself that. But what happens when your best friend decides to spend the night with you? Think you can keep up the facade? After all, he is kind of naked in your bathroom and you can't exactly get THAT out of your head. NSFW John/Dave oneshot

Tarsus IV, a planet of blood. Star fleet has ordered a mission to survey the planet to find out exactly what went wrong. But something was left behind, something other then spilt blood. AU Spock / Jim

Or five times someone told Loki that Thor was in love with him and then one time Thor said it himself. Companion piece to 'And In The End, It Was No Choice At All'. Please R&R. TW! Chapter 3 contains rather graphic recount of sexual assault on a main character.

Spock had never used his safeword before. It came as an unwelcome shock.

Major Armstrong is throwing a dance for military members at his mansion. Somehow, he has roped over a hundred people into coming—some he forced, some he begged…now Roy and his crew, Ed, Al, and everyone else find them stuck at Armstrong's manor for the night.

Kirk tries to get his mind off a certain green-blooded, pointy eared First Officer without much success. As Spock walks in on him and one of his 'distractions' Jim is certain that something is wrong with the target of his desires and confronts him about it. Rated M for a (very sexual) reason. Reviews highly appreciated.

Your name is Eridan Ampora and you are a troll of nine sweeps studying at a mixed college, but something in an art studio is about to be mixed apart from paints.

Your name is Cronus Ampora and you are the best goddamn DJ on this campus. But there are things that even you can't be prepared for.

Your name is Jake English and you are about to be dominated in a way that will make you regret never letting someone do this before.

Rules are defined by those who have the power. History is decided by those who win the war. There is no such thing as truth, or justice, but only have power. To dominate another until they can no longer see themselves but the one who offers the most protection. The least punishment. When choice is nothing more than an illusion between a man who trusted, and one who loved.

John and Dave share an off-campus apartment in college, and Dave just so happens to come home a little earlier than expected... JohnDave PWP, rated M for the full yaois guys, be warned. Oneshot. Obviously the pairing is John/Dave. Written for a certain cool dude at my school, yep.

Or five times Thor chose Loki over a girl and then one time he chose Loki. Thorki, Thor/Loki. R&R Please. - TW for discussions of rape of a main character in chapter 5.

Valentine's Day is coming up so I thought I would write something fun! Rated mature for language and FUCKING. One-shot piece, Humanstuck

And 1 Time They Got It Right. Otherwise known as the crew of the Enteprise are much too observant for their own good. I do not own Star Trek or its characters. Warning for language and seemingly sexual situations that are actually innocent in nature. Rated M to be safe.

HS AU. Spock's father is on a ambassadorial mission to Earth and relocates his family with him. Spock is enrolled in a special academy for gifted children with an interest in Starfleet. Here lies the adventures of Alpha team in Enterprise Academy. Established Scones, eventual Spirk, possible Chulu. [Update] Rating changed from T to M because of chapter 11.

One day Jeff is running from the cops, and stumbles into a forest that just so happens to belong to the Slenderman. What adventures will this meeting take them on? -Yaoi, smut in later chapter- SlendermanxJeff the killer. Don't like yaoi don't read. There will be sequel to this story.

It's New Year's Eve and Dave has a plan for romancing John. Set in a hotel in Las Vegas where they appreciate the New Year's celebration if they can keep their hands off of each other long enough (they don't). Pre-established relationship. Older. I didn't know porn could be this sappy.

Sequel to 'In Your Eyes': Jim huffed, ducking back underneath the blanket, "Wake me when you found out what's wrong with me." "Jim-" "Goodnight!"

Eridan has a shitty idea that turns into a really really good one. EriSol PWP mostly. Also this is my first published fic so I'd love some constructive criticism.

In which Jareth is suddenly all about Christmas and Sarah counts the ways this will go poorly. **Part of the Apartment-verse. Please see my profile for story order**

A strange device lands James Kirk in a reality where he never existed past an embryo. Now his mission is to not only convince the occupants of this new universe of who he is, but also find a way back. But will Jim really want to leave once he realizes that the first officer he had been secretly dreaming of is both available and interested in the reality?

Alfred drags Francis off to a dancer club, where Arthur works. Will the Englishman be able to catch Francis's eye? FrUK with a side of Veggie Burgers. Rated M for some later steaminess.

When John's heat failed to appear three times in a row after he was shot, he figured it was just another broken piece off the broken toy soldier. So he was rather surprised to feel it start out of the blue...and not at all pleased with it starting while he was on the tube. CU: TBB alpha!Sherlock/omega!John.

Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are a high class demon. You've had your eye on an interesting little demon hunter for a while now, and you think the time may be right for striking... if you can manage to pull things off right... Demonstuck (rated m for almost twelve pages of smut and other assorted things that i probably should not think about)

Bilbo caught by a dragon in human skin. This is my first Smauglock fanfiction.

A title like this needs no introduction: you know what's going to happen, and you know you're going to like it. Definitely a boyXboy pair and definitely an LxLight pair. Nice to meet you ;) (Oneshot)

Two weeks after Enterprise launches into its five-year mission, Spock finds himself alone on board when the entire crew comes down with a flu-like sickness. When Spock is forced to care for his captain during a bad fever, Jim reveals a truth that was never meant to be told. Rated M. Spock/Kirk. COMPLETED.

Eve is the best drag queen in Tokyo. When Shion is dragged to his show for Safu's birthday, he finds himself drawn to the man. When they keep running into each other, they can't shake the feeling that they've met a long time ago. (NezuShi or Nezumi X Shion)

Sollux Captor is perfectly happy with his small group of friends until one night, when his friend Karkat demands a computer repair. There, he meets Eridan Ampora, and suddenly, Sollux is seeing him everywhere. Humanstuck, M for language, sexual content, and violence. Primarily Erisol with a multitude of other ships. Complete, so please don't start following this story!

As if it wasn't hard enough to lose all his memories and wake up in a completely unfamiliar place, John now has to remember who he used to be, all while being judged on his eternal placement in the afterlife. With his gun-happy roommate, and shade wearing douchebag of a friend, they begin to uncover their pasts, and learn they may not all be strangers to each other. DaveJohn AU.

Spock meets Jim, an intruder in the corporation that is slowly taking over the world. He watches him disappear over the side of a building and meets him again at the top of his tower. Slash Spock/Jim. AU

Four years have passed since Nezumi left Shion behind. Both of them are living a solitary live… Will they find their warmth again? - This is a story about hot summer days in the Western District. Reunion. Home, Sweet Home. And of course lemony boy's love!

Star Trek Reboot AU. Jim never made it to the bar to meet Pike. Instead, he ran away from home to become a computer tech at Starfleet, trying to save money to put himself through classes. Commander Spock meets him one day after he is attacked by three Starfleet cadets, and that changes his entire plan for his life.

AU: Jim and Spock are on opposite sides of the Vulcan/Human war. Then Jim is captured and their story can begin. Warning- Slash, Non-con. Spock/Jim

Very dark. After the destruction of the Death Star, Luke struggles with feelings of guilt about his actions, and seeks 'punishment'. Rated M for slash, mature themes, torture, BDSM, incest.

John is a nerdy kid in a big school who is constantly bullied . Dave is the new kid from Texas who is as cool as cool can be. He befriends John on his first day, but doesn't know about Johns bullies, but he wonders why John always wears long sleeves and slinks through hallways. Will he find out before John breaks down? (i'm not good at descriptions) I DON'T OWN HOMESTUCK

When Spock and Jim meet at a Star Fleet function as children, they form a bond which affects events to come in ways they couldn't imagine. When Spock goes in to Pon Farr, it's not T'Pring he desires. Rated M for later chapters Kirk/Spock

Kirk and Spock go undercover in a goth club to catch a werewolf. Kinda crack but not as much as that sounds - also with graphic sexual interludes! M rated for language, violence and gore from the outset with attempted rape and dub-con in later chapters. Goth Spirk with werewolves!

During a shopping trip, Dirk and Jake experiment with a lip gloss tester.

Superman has gone into heat. Through a forced confrontation Batman is forced to deal with his once friend and ally, Clark Kent himself. He tells himself it is not the real Superman but only a biological reaction which forces the alien to take leave of his actions. Yet as time goes on and Superman does not become Clark Kent but rather the alien, Kal-El? By Piera Jade

It's been about half a year now and it becomes habit for Dave to sneak out to see John and everything that entails. Pepsi Cola (DaveJohn)

Jim and Spock don't always get along, but they always come together in the end (hurr hurr). Starring angry sex and walls and desks

Roderich is stuck in an empty marriage to a woman he doesn't love anymore. The attractive mechanic he meets, however, has his own reasons for seducing him…

John is more than a little surprised when his lifelong bro comes his way to play a gig, but little does he know, meeting face to face will raise far more issues than what they'll talk about during the visit. DaveJohn AU.

It has been one year, two months, three weeks and five days. Jim Kirk is getting cranky and there is nothing to sate his...manly 'needs' on his ship. Desperate, Jim turns to weird and wonderful hobbies in order to distract himself and discovers some interesting feelings for his First Officer when he attempts poetry...Rated M for smut, now complete.

It's Bruce and Joker and their eternal dance. Batman/Joker slash.

Sollux is a 'regular' teen growing up in NYC with his dad & twin brother Mituna. His life has been messed up since the accident that killed his mother & made his twin 'special' but he never expected it to get more fucked up. His dad is getting married to the Betty Crocker witch, he is moving to live with her family and a certain Ampora catches his eyes & wont leave his thoughts.

In which an asexual Kankri decides to try matespritship. Things don't look too good until Cronus is asked to fill that quadrant. Includes pale PorrimKankri.

Batman is interrupted from a Justice League meeting by the Joker, who wants to have lunch with him. Batman thinks it's a joke. It isn't.

Kankri Vantas, resident bad boy, has been a renowned political graffiti artist since his freshman year. One night he's nearly caught and finds himself face to face with someone that has somehow guessed his darkest secret. Furious, he makes it his duty that the other man doesn't tell a soul, else he suffer the consequences.

Hei, KuroRiya brings you another SuFin! What else would I bring you? Tino, desperate for a friend, turns to the internet, and might have just met the man of his dreams. But why is this Swede so reluctant to meet him? Let's just say that there's something not quite "right" about Berwald. Can't tell you, would ruin the surprise! M for a reason, Eventually. SO bad at summaries.

AU Futureverse/Spyverse: Gilbert used to be a member of the intelligence. After a traumatizing accident on the field, he left and disappeared. Now 5 years later, he's back… and he has to face a threat which could destroy the whole world, plus a new, gorgeous recruit called Roderich Edelstein. PruAus; (with slight USUK, Spamano, Gerita and others).

When responding to a distress call on a strange alien planet, Spock is transformed into a feline. Not knowing his true identity, Jim takes him on as a pet, which transforms Spock's perceptions as well. K/S

Spock and his family have moved to Earth. When Jim Kirk moves in next door and Spock accidentally gets a glimpse of the younger boy's pain, Spock refuses to accept that he cannot help. It may be illogical, but he will unravel the mystery that is Jim Kirk.

Cronus is a bit of a bully. Kankri is one of his favorite victims, and can't stand him. When the two get stuck working together on a school assignment, things start getting... Complicated. Rated M for later chapters. CronKri, EriSol, JohnKat

Will thinks he knows where the victim of their latest case was killed, so he and Hannibal go to verify it ( I suck at summaries) "We're trapped in a wardrobe; at least two killers are soon coming down here and may or may not find us. Talk about relaxing" He could more feel than hear Hannibal chuckle in front of him, hand still on his shoulder. Hannigram

Lame title is lame ... Both Gilbert and Roderich have a problem letting their thoughts of each other prevail. What happens when the Prussian goes to see a certain Austrian? A surprise and shocking discovery which lead to other things... (Ohonhonhonhon) XD PruAus FTW!

WARNING: Heavily Tcest, PWP. Read at your own risk.

Leo's returned from his two years training but there's something that Raph should know about why he left. T-cest - Don't like don't read

Eridan Ampora was never the kindest, or the strongest, or even the smartest of trolls, but when he is dealt the one hand that will break him down, will he be able to make it through the game whole, or will everyone leave the highblood to the mercy of his mind?

Arthur has been moved to his brother's house of partying for the week, and just so happens to bump into Francis during one. A semi-failed attempt at trying to sober him up. FrUk. Smut. Better than this crappy summary, I swear.

An answer to a prompt on the 2012 K/S Advent challenge: Kirk and Spock in a cave-a really, really cold cave. Fluff. Kirk/Spock slash. Changed from T to M. I forget sometimes that even softcore smut is still quite graphic. Thanks for the heads up, 'Rawr'. Has art, but I'm not sure it transferred over in the html. Haven't worked with it much on here. Please do R&R.

Fic written for a mannip which may or may not show up on here. I'm not sure if the html transfers stuff like that. At any rate, this basically (definitely) PWP. Slash. Kirk/Spock. Jim found Sarek's study and in it...a chair...Spock finds Jim in the Chair. They do things...in the office. Rated M. Slash. Kirk/Spock. R&R please.

This is another answer to a challenge from last year. Basically, Kirk has a secret fetish that he decided to indulge on as a bit of a present to himself. What he doesn't expect is for Spock to come barging in right in the middle. M/M Kirk/Spock. Slash. Smut. Definitely rated M. R&R if you will.

AU: "Do you know to whom you are speaking?" The blond smiled. It was an unpleasant, deprecating sneer. "Oh, I do, Your Highness. But you know what? I don't give a damn."

A typical fairytale, not unlike the variety written by Grimm... except the "fair damsel" is actually a guy in a dress. Prince Dirk travels the world, in search of a bride. She must pass three tests to marry him. The poor shepherd Jake falls madly in love with the prince, and aspires to compete. DirkJake with a side of pale AradiaJake.

A young photographer named Tino meets a handsome viking named Berwald, who has been sealed away by a magic spell for centuries. Stranger yet, Berwald seems to think Tino is his wife! And what are these mysterious dreams Tino is having? SuFin M for LC

Everyone has secrets. one nations secret is extermally dangerous. but one island nation seems to have found out. Yaoi: Ameripan, fruk. stronge launge, rape, gay sex.

2pFrUk. Human AU, slight shota(Oliver is 17) Francis and Oliver are an unlikely pair. Their love is forbidden because the age gap between them is so large. Much better than the description I promise. Please read and review, it keeps me writing.

Eridan Ampora suspects that a certain yellowblooded troll took his science wand and snoops around in said trolls respiteblock and what he discovers makes him flush deep violet. But it gets worse when the owner of the block catches him snooping. Sparks fly and buckets get filled. First time writing a fanfc and smut. PS: I suck at summaries.

France and England spend their last moments together before the world ends. Not really angsty, but certainly not happy either. Implied sex, not romantic. Character deaths.

For Spock, I'd do anything. I'd rather suffer every agony for him, just to see him happy. He hates me, I know he does, underneath that impenetrable, Vulcan exterior. That doesn't stop me from feeling the way I do - love, for him, a thousand times over. SPIRK, SLASH, RATED M, MALExMALE SEX, DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. ONE SHOT

Collage. Finally, right? Dave and john, life long pen pals finally get to meet, both deciding to attend the same university on the coast of sunny California. They're adults now, they're friends for real just as they always wanted, but though some things never change, a new emotion for an old friend might be the difference between happiness and a broken heart.

Mituna and Kurloz get in the bath tub. Hubba hubba. Contains: KurlozMituna, smexy time, a bit of sadness in the beginning -Janie

"I had done more than and acrobatic fucking pirouette. I was a fucking Olympic diver, vaulting off the board, performing an entire fucking ballet mid-air before completely missing the deep end." Dirk wanted a cat. Something easy and low-maintenance. And then he bought a dog, which turned out not to be a dog. Rated M because buttsex.

Arthur, the Omega Queen of Spades and prisoner to the Kingdom of Diamonds, has a small problem. Cardverse/Omegaverse. This is NOT a re-upload of the chaptered story! FrUK. Rated M for Language and Lemon.

Lovino has always lived his life alone. Forgotten and not thought of often. He seems to have given up all hope of ever finding someone to love a terrible person like himself, but that thought alters when he meets a Spanish man that comes to work with him on Grandpa Roma's Farm. Couples used: Main: Spamano. Side couple is Gerita. I do not Own Hetalia. 1 shot.

AU: Spock and Jim are two strangers who meet in the largest library in the galaxy, the Enterprise. They are drawn to each other, and neither one can explain what it is.

Jumping into a dangerous situation to help out a scared teen can be fun. Rated for language, violence, and TCest.

Francis and Arthur's parents decide to marry, so they are now forced to live together, despite their hate for one another. They are only getting along for both of their parents sake, but what will happen when they both start to fall in love? RATED M for later in the story. !Hetalia does not belong to me!

This is what happens when Prussia decides to see if Austria's curl is like Italy and Romano's. Don't own the pictures

Dirk saves Jake from going into his land without a mask (again). [Not gonna lie, this is just an excuse to write porn.]

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies". What kind of a slogan is that? A perverted demon named Francis is about to find out the reason why Hell chose it. FrUK, Demon!Francis, Angel!England, awkward smut, oral, language, something that will scar your mind.

A slice of life fic. Jim Kirk is in prison. Today it's Christmas, normally not such a great day for him anymore but that's until he gets a new cellmate. .Acknowledgements to the book: "One Day In The Life of Ivan Denisovich" Warning: Dark, BLEAK. mention of abuses. Not a typical Christmas story. Attempted rape. Kirk/Spock SLASH. Written for K/S Advent 2011.

Onodera was telling An he doesn't want to marry her and she finds out about the love he might have for Takano. She threatens to tell his homophobic father if he doesn't marry her. What does Onodera do? Does he comply with An and hurt Takano in the process? Does he stay with Takano? Takano/Onodera. Minor Yukina/Kisa mention. Minor Hatori/Chiaki

A twist on the movie Wall-E. Tino is the last man on the planet, but when he meets a scary stranger named Berwald, Tino finds himself whisked into a world that is in need of desperate improvement. SuFin mentions of DenWay and CuAnada and a little GerIta.

Pirate Captain Antonio wants one thing, and one thing only; a mermaid. Boy or girl doesn't matter, as long as they are royalty and can make him jewels.He's got his wish, but dealing with this prince is going to be much harder than he thought. Spamano

Karkat Vantas, a young prince, must travel through the black forest to reach his fiance's kingdom. Only the Black forest is the most dangerous place in all the kingdoms. Only one Gamzee Makara, a deranged man, can safely lead him through the darkest forest. Humanstuck

There's a school dance next Tuesday, and with Francis and Arthur together in the back of Mr. Dinwiddy's History class, it's only a matter of time until they shag right there on the desks or something explodes and burns the school down. Or they'll end up killing each other - whichever comes first. High School AU; M for language, chaos, drama, and of course, smut.

Have you ever went for just a quick dip? So has Sollux Oneshot lemon as always you bitches know my style Sorry for the unprofessional Summary but i'm tired tonight but i dare you to click on this because it WILL be worth it.

John and Dave spend their Christmas night under a mistletoe. I suck at summaries.

Austria is about to celebrate Christmas with all of his friends, but there's still something missing... or somebody? (Prustria and slight: Gerita, Usuk, Franada and various others)

What happens when Dirk and Jake get toys and alcohol for Christmas? Established relationship, lemon, bondage, toys, etc. Don't like, don't read. Christmas gift for my friend Marissa. Enjoy!

"Gilbert gripped Roderich's limp hand almost too tightly as the sounds of soft piano music drifted in the background. 'Please, remember the music, Roderich,' he pleaded as he prayed for a miracle."

A pathetic whore, like himself, getting injected with drugs in an alleyway doesn't sound like a lucky break, but he'd be surprised what miracle finds him. FrUK, RusAme, GerIta, Spamano, PruCan, minor USUK. Rated M for Language, Lemons, Torture, ect.

Medieval!AU: Arthur is the eldest son of the King of England and next in line for the throne, and Francis is an ordinary peasant lucky - or unlucky? - enough to be asked to teach Arthur to speak French. Just how it is that he happens to be the one man extraordinary enough to capture Arthur's heart, no one could ever explain.

Its Takano, Ritsu, and a power outage. The boys find that a little company in the darkness is the perfect way to pass the time. Nostalgia

AU. Laufey comes and reclaims his son. Many years later, the two brothers meet again, under unexpected circumstances, and by the hand of fate and mostly Laufey, it doesn't turn out as it should. Jötun!Loki/Thor

Japan is being used, but not by the person you think...

Eridan has been crushing on his geeky friend, Sollux Captor, for some time now. Unfortunately, they have a rather complicated relationship since they switch from friends to enemies on a daily basis. Unsure of what to do about his feelings, Eridan decides to confide in his friend, Feferi, about his troubles. Will he be able to admit his feelings to Sollux? Or will he chicken out?

This is a really long and fluffy Hammertime story that is set during game and in a hypothetical end game. It was written during the Aug '12 hiatus so I tried to keep canon up to that point. Dave is in love with his best friend, but will always put his best friend first.

George is in for a little suprise after Fred's funeral involving a portkey and an invisibility cloak. Warning: Slash, smut, smut, twincest, smut. Rated M for a reason. Don't like, don't read. GW/FW

Thor, only son of Odin, werewolf leader, has a run-in with Loki, only son of Laufey, king of vampires. Their two clans have been at war for centuries and any interaction between the two races is expressly forbidden. Their first encounter is a bit of a rough-and-tumble but then they discover that friendship – and maybe even more – can sometimes be found in the most unlikely places.

Jake comes home to quite a surprise. Jake/Dirk MATURE CONTENT THIS IS SMUTT!

Having woken up in a book-filled house alone as a child, Loki grew up knowing only the comfort of books and his precious garden. Thor, the handsome bachelor Prince of Asgard, stumbles into that comfort, leading Loki into areas of human interaction and intimacy that even his many books could not describe. Thor/Loki AU/Romance/Mystery/Fantasy M-rated for future purposes. COMPLETE

Kirk forces himself into a confrontation with Spock. Being in the Vulcan's private room leads to desirably unexpected consequences. Can Kirk resist? Will Spock allow him to? M/M Slash

M rated for a reason. Austria hits an inspirational block, having missed a certain Albino for a while. All he wants is for him to come back... And he gets more than he bargained for. PrussiaXAustria Yaoi, don't like, don't read. Please Rate and Review, first ever PruAus fiction!

After a great day at the mall, Jake and Dirk have a little too much fun with some condoms. DirkJake smut. Toys. This is my second fanfiction, so enjoy.

I laughed humorlessly. "I know just as well as the rest of the world that my death is inevitable."

Francis gives Gilbert a late birthday gift. Unfortunately, he receives a rude little Austrian kitty. What will Gilbert do with his new aristo-cat?

The known universe has been taken over by a hostile alien race. Spock has suffered much loss, but after a raid on an alien base produces an unexpected survivor, his world starts to come back into focus. Rated M for violence and K/S slash.

It's the night before the ultimate battle with Shaw and the Hellfire Club, and while Charles and Erik have disagreements about what they want the outcome to be, they put it aside to have one chance with each other. Cherik. Soft-core smut I guess it'd be called?

Set in a universe where the crew of the enterprise are gods, this is a story of how Spock tries to deal with godly problems and a relationship with Jim while the Romulan god Nero plots something dastardly. K/S Islands AU. Sequel to Day of Ascension, but can also be read as a stand alone story.

Roderich Edelstein only cared for his music, until a washed-up Gilbert Beilshmidt decided to walk into his life. Well, 'walk' isn't exactly the correct term. It was more like he got drunk, passed out on Roderich's couch, and decided to stay. Resentment turns to friendship, and friendship turns to something a little more, much to the musician's disbelief and wonder.

Warning: turtlecest, read at your own risk. It's the birthday for the 4 turtles, and a certain turtle will receive a special present...

A short sweet love story set in an alternative universe where Jim is the god of gods and Spock is a mortal who falls in love. Rated M. Kirk/Spock. Island AU

Heracles needs someone. He was a man of passion, but no one to show it to. He's been up late at night thinking. He wants someone strong, fast, and strait from battle. The only one he can think of is…. TurkeyxGreece. The inspiration was from the song "I need a hero" by Frou Frou. SadikxHeracles. Both human and country names used. YAOI.

You love him, he loves you. You yell at him, he yells at you. You touch him, he touches you. You kiss him, he kisses you. Why do stay with him? You don't have any excuse but one. You love him. It's a bad reason but it's good enough for the both of you.

Joker is holding hostages so he can have sex with Batman. But their feelings complicate things. NOT movieverse Rated for a reason Dis. I do not own Batman

"Thor's hands were winding their way into Loki's hair, effectively messing it up from its usual neatness. A few wisps escaped and stuck to Loki's forehead because of the sweat accumulating it there. Suddenly everything was so, unbearably hot." Thorki/ThunderFrost; M/M Library Sex!

Dave shows up in John's room with a surprise. PWP seriously there is no plot whatsoever . Crossdressing. Spanking. Light bondage. Dom!John. Sub!Dave

Spock gets temporary amnesia after an away mission gone awry. In answer to a challenge, the details of which are inside. M. K/S. Slight OOC for amnesic Spock. DONE!

"Well, this was turning out to be a problem. Too much alone time for George was quickly becoming a bad thing, it seems like." M for glorious, glorious smut, Twincest, Fred/George.

This is a one-shot about Dirk and Jake, playing strip chess, written for my moirail.

Unfortunately for all involved, AR likes Jake just as much as his creator does. But then again, glasses define attraction differently. AR/Jake English, AR/Jake's Glasses, Jake English/Dirk Strider, glasses-on-glasses cybersmut

Jim discovers fan fiction. He is pleasantly surprised. Slash- boy smex. Don't like? eh... too bad for you. M for Kirk/Spock slash. NOW with a shiny new EPILOGUE!

A young adolescent Rome runs into a young adolescent Germania. The thing is, Rome is just starting to enter into that stage when his hormones outweigh his logical thinking. RoGer

America drops in for an unexpected visit. What Japan doesn't know is, it has a purpose. Summary is derp, story is better.

"It had seemed like Sollux and Eridan hadn't been able to take their eyes off of each other. Feferi could have smacked herself for being so dumb. They wanted each other, even if they didn't realize it, they did, and badly." Story for Santabound.

Hatchets that once did so much damage begin to rust and fade from memory once put in the ground. One hatchet, invisible to all but two, is about to be unearthed. None of the rust will be wiped away. No edges honed. This is the story as it truly unfolded.

Karkat loved the way he touched him, the way Gamzee's husky voice in his ear could make him gasp and moan. But there was no way in hell he would admit it to anyone, let alone the troll on top of him.

Dirk and Jake get to have Seven minutes in heaven. Sexual Content

Because he had lost Prussia and Hungary when the wall fell, Russia goes after someone who is dear to them both as pay back. abuse, Noncon/rape, Yaoi, blood, dark, angst,

Kirk, Spock, and an Ensign beam down unto a seemingly empty planet. Slash.

Dave is a pizza delivery guy. When John doesn't have enough money to pay for his pizza, they decide to come to an agreement on how John will pay for this... DavxJohn. Plot-less SMUT.

Rather than standing by and letting him hurt himself or others, you offered some alternative outlet for his angry energies. An outlet that works. The bruises he leaves on you are temporary. The scratches heal. Nobody has to die.

AU: "My name is Spock. Are you male or female?" The child scrunched up its nose. "I'm a boy of course!"

Brought to Umbridge's office to get a punishment, the twins are forced to write with the blood quill, however, it seems as though their punishment doesn't turn out the way that the professor wanted it to.

Sherlock bets John that he can talk him into a climax without any sort of physical stimulus. John accepts the challenge. Established relationship. Slash. One-shot.

Eridan and Sollux have a few hate issues... PWP.

Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.

John is forced to be a servant for his evil stepfather and stepsiblings. Prince Sherlock is being forced to get married and has three days to pick his bride. Who will he pick? John/Sherlock slash rating may go up. one talking mouse but I have good reason

There is a serial killer loose and this time things seem to be personal. At the same time things get increasingly complicated between the two friends. Warnings issued for a spot of violence and a pinch of slash, John/Sherlock.

If Sherlock was a psychopath, he wouldn't be the only one.

In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?

John's home sick from a case and calls Sherlock, horny. Might not be the best time, though.

John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M

Everything Greece and Turkey do is a competition. Sex is no different. Time to impress.

Request-fic from Livejournal

Jim and Spock accidentally eat an alien aphrodisiac. What happens next takes a bit of getting used to. Kirk/Spock, M for a reason. Don't like, don't read.

One day, John comes home to find Sherlock blowing bubbles on their bed. Naked.

Sherlock fills the bath up with jam. Then helps distract John from the mess.

Sherlock wants to have his prostate checked... and well John is a doctor after all.

Jim and Spock have an encounter on a holodeck that leads to something more... private. Kirk/Spock pairing, M for a reason. This means slash, people. Don't like, don't read. :

PWP. John decides to leave after he has finally had enough of Sherlock's antics, but will Sherlock be able to persuade him to stay? Rated M because John is cussy and also other stuff.

Researching for the 'Silver Blaze' case, Sherlock spends too much time in the library. When John gets bored and goes exploring, they find a new spark of inspiration for their relationship

People like Sherlock can get rather difficult when they're bored.

Vampires and Werewolves don't get along... Sherlock is a vampire, Moriarty is a werewolf, and John is clueless. Can Sherlock keep John safe from Moriarty or on a higher note can he keep himself from sucking John's blood? Sherlock/John slash...

After coming from one of Rouge's parties, Sonic is keeping up Shadow up. Shadow's annoyed, drunk, and his hormones are raging. Sonadow lemon! Yaoi. If you don't like it, dont read, dont flame! Oneshot

Alfred is upset after his breakup with Arthur. France cheers him up by taking him to a gay strip club, where he discovers his crush, Kiku, works there as the main dancer.

Sherlock is asking John's help about something special...M just to be sure. Don't own obviously.

Sometimes, when John leaves the flat, Sherlock uses one of his possession to indulge in a little bit of autoeroticism.

Spock makes Jim scream so hard in bed that security hears him. This my darling readers is porn so if you dont want some sexy k/s this is not the story for you.

Written for prompt: The five times Sherlock came in his pants and the one time he came in someone else's. It's slash and I like to think it's more than just smut, maybe some sort of deeper exploration of a kink they both share.

Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.

Gilbert's breath caught in his throat as he stared at the being in amazement, and he decided that it was not a monster, but an angel. Kinda PWP. PruAus.

Mistoffelees realises he has feelings for a certain curious cat and tries to figure out how to deal with them. WARNING: Slash

Five strangers meet in detention, and learn things about each other and themselves that they never knew. Based off of the movie, not a crossover! Spork

'Kiss of the Dragon' AU with a K/S twist. Framed for murder, Spock is trapped in San Francisco where he comes across an abused, young hooker, James Kirk. Warnings for possible OOCs, references to past MPreg, non-con, drugs etc...

Sherlock and John are on their way to investigate a crime scene, and John is in an epically bad mood, due to being dragged out of bed at unholy hours, yet again! Can Sherlock help him out of it? Read on, dear reader, read on. Unabashed smut.

John gets annoyed that all Sherlock ever plays on the Strad is random screeching. Sherlock shows that he actually CAN play the violin, and play it very well. Slash.

1989, The Wall has fallen and Prussia is back. But something seems wrong, and Austria invites him to stay at his house for a while.

A one-shot hot slash to get across an act encouraged by the odd atmosphere falling over Kong. 2D's just out of the shower and is accompanied by a visitor. Characters are IN CHARACTER! As they should be. 2DxMurdoc. Gorillaz.

K/S. I take real moments in TOS and write the scene that could have feasibly come before or after.

AU. Francis was looking for a sign, something that would show him that there was some light at the end of the miserable tunnel that was his life. An Englishman claiming he was an angel was not what he was expecting. FrUK

Like he always does, Cody ends up reflecting late at night about a baseball game he and Zack attended last year and why catalysts are important. This story contains twincest, and is appropriately rated M. Here's your disclaimer. Review if you like!

Luke joins Vader, sliding into the seductive Dark as they plot to destroy Palpatine. AU. LV slashincest, angst.

A nonsensical humor piece in which Vader gets a job at a daycare.