Hello peoples! I am Pepe Boing-Boing... formerly known as SoapMcTavish. And I think I'm a Beta Reader...

I believe that I should keep all personal information concealed for certain safety reasons. But I can tell you that I have a chocolate obsession and that my dream is to become the first author/actor/football-playing/ballroom-dancing/olympian ever to walk the face of the earth. Nothing huge.

Maybe I will reveal some info. But no too much because there could be some guy who sends off that creep-overwhelming-stalker vibe that will be mean to me like the Youtube guy is to Fred. Soooo..

Age: 14 ya'all! and i'm thrilled to death about it

Name: I will not reveal!! But my username is Pepe Boing-Boing, so you're going to have to be content with that.

Favorite Movie/TV show or wateva: Forever Strong is like the besterest movie eva!! that and then maybe Sneakers... Bourne movies are DA BAWMB DIGGITY-IGGITY! and BURN NOTICE!! Burn Notice is beastly legit!

Favorite Sport(s): Football and track (Go Coyotes!)

Do I know anyone famous?: Idk:) I have connections to Kurt Warner, John Beck (previous starting QB for BYU, Go Cougs! now second-string QB for the Dolphins), Whoopi Goldberg (just kidding), Miranda Lammers (who is on iTunes and was in two of my classes at school last year), and two singers: Jana Stanfield and David Roth (also on iTunes). So you tell me! WAIT! NO I DON'T!!! --I'M JUST KIDDING IT'S A TOY SHARK!-- I GOT YOU! haha

Am I crazy?: Heck no! Though my dad did trick me into thinking that I am Chzechoslovakian...

Born: in the glorious year of 1996 in Oklahoma!

THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA TELL YOU!! mwahahaha...

Oh yah! One more thing: I have an unusual obsession with slinkies!

A few of my stories (most yet to come) are somewhat Twilight-based. I'm not a fanatic, I just get good story ideas and some tend to have some vampire-esque main character or bad guy. Fear not, I have other plots and such. Most include some sort of huge explosion, a car chase or a lot of shooting. So I guess it's all good. I quote from 'Death Eaters for Kids!' by Siacatmesecat: "...and I'm pretty much the sexiest thing since sliced toast." Or bread. I think it was bread. Whatever. And remember: THERE IS NO PRICE FOR AWESOMENESS OR ATTRACTIVENESS! (or legitness, for that matter)

I feel as though Lord Moldyshorts, er, ahem, Voldemort would need a fan(s)... So I guess I am officially the first member of the fan club. (But that's only because I'm being nice!) GO UNCLE VOLDY!!

Ok, so I know that most of my stories (meaning, like, 4 out of 6) are under 1000 words. And quite frankly, Larbo owns my longest story with all his stories by about 18000 words. But they're a work in progress! (Except for The Knox Letter and Is There Something Wrong with Dumbledore, those are done.) So just hang in there!

At the moment it seems that my Document Manager is being a Mr. Sassypants and won't let me publish my next (National-Treasure-esque) story, and it is making me angry... I CAN'T FIND THE PUBLISH NEW STORY BUTTON!! Can anyone help me? Send me a PM if you feel you are nice enough to help. You would be considered extremely legit by me and my peers if you helped. SO SOMEBODY PLEASE BE LEGIT!!

I FOUND IT!! Now you don't have to PM me, because if you're reading my profile, you probably think I'm some idiot who bought his life on eBay! Well, I didn't, you didn't have to ask! And I'm not fat either! Why did you have to ask?! You have no respect, my goodness! But PLEASE stay tuned for more updates, my stories don't write themselves, you know. Hey, are you still reading this?!

P.S. I thought I should scream this to the public because it's just that legit: GUESS WHAT EVERYBODY? I BALLROOM DANCE!! AND IT'S LEGIT!!

PLEASE R&R!!

beatboxing break!!

meh... I really need to add on to my stories, don't I? ugh I just don't have the time, yo. FO SHINDIG! I think it's time I set my priorities straight. Food first, everything else later. There we go. I think that sounds reasonable. What do you think? btw, Nutter Butters are amazing. Just throwin that out there... for future reference, ya know. haha and elevators smell weird. And bathrooms at gas stations. And ballet dancers. (Just kidding, I don't really know what ballet dancers smell like, that's just weird.)