Heyy, I'm MaydayParadeFtw. Music and Fanfiction are my life. Don't be surprised if I don't update my stories often; life is hectic.

I absolutely love to read, it's my favourite thing to do in the whole world.

Favourite Bands: Too many. To name a few: Mayday Parade, Boys Like Girls, All Time Low, Trading Yesterday, The Summer Obsession, Daughtry and A Day To Remember.

Favourite Pairings: Harry/Draco or Sirius/Remus as the main pairing with James/Lily, Ron/Hermoine, Blaise/Ginny, Blaise/Neville or Neville/Luna and Seamus/Dean. I also don't mind Remus/Snape if they aren't the main pairing. (Harry Potter)

Jack/Ianto (Really, who else?), Tosh/Owen (Ah, unrequited love) and Gwen/Rhys. (Torchwood)

Wolfram/Yuuri and Conrad/Yozak as the main pairings with Gwendal/Gunter or Gwendal/Anissana and Raven/Lady Celia. (Kyou Kara Maou)

Misaki/Usagi, Hiroki/Nowaki and Shinobu/Miyagi. (Junjou Romantica)

Least Favourite Pairings: Draco/Hermoine (shudders), Lily/Snape, Lily/OMC (any, she's James' girl!), Harry/Ginny, Snape/Harry and Sirius/James. (Harry Potter)

Jack/Gwen (oh, god. words fail me), Jack/John, (flashbacks, yes. present time, no.), Ianto/Owen, Ianto/Tosh, Ianto/Lisa (past, yes.), Ianto/Gwen (WTF?) or Ianto/OC. I think you get that Ianto belongs to Jack. (Torchwood)

Yuuri/Conrad, Wolfram/OC, Yuuri/OC. (Kyou Kara Maou)

"Keep your head up beautiful, 'cause I know people who would love to see you fall,"

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." - Draco Malfoy (HPatCoS)

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

I think they named oranges before they named carrots: "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!"

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO?!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried.

A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly

One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf he heard it fine.

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pull out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

"You've got enemies? Good, that means you actually stood up for something in your life."

-Eminem