Hello there!

The author is the same as Compleatly Random Dissorder...but because I've had that account for so long...I figured it was time for a new (and preferably correctly spelled) account!

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Things I can do Really well...

CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow Impression:Just ask Za Webmaster Authoress, she will confirm that I have indeed

eaten Jack and Aquired his voice box.

Telling People off in my CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow impression, and just generally being awesome.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

If you think Homophobia is wrong copy and paste the apove into your profile.

If you find that Barbossa is racist against red apples copy this into your profile (This one I started)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you can't understand WHY you have to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Za Webmaster Authoress, Compleatly Random Dissorder

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you know several people who deserve to be hated as much as MarySues, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever lost a bet/argument...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to sue both Disney and Nick for various reasons, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you're loony for Lupin and you cried when he died, copy this to your profile and add your name: littledevildrummagirl, Compleatly Random Dissorder

IF YOU LOVE ADAM RODRIGUEZ AND JONATHAN TOGO, AND ALWAYS AND FOREVER WILL, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME. csimiamifreako Compleatly Random Dissorder

Copy and paste this in your profile if you think csi miami is awesome and should never end!

If you start calling Fench fries, Freedom Fries, French toast, Freedom Toast, or French doors, Freedom doors copy and paste this into your profile

If all of your friends are afraid you will occupy their vital regions, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever answered 'IDK my BFF Germany' when your mom asks who you've been texting, copy and paste this into your profile

If you experience massive culture shock when you are with your western counterparts, copy and paste this into your profile

If every time you hear the marshmallow song you feel as if you'r conjuring up satan, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't need proof that Russia is more evil than the Death Chair of England, copy and paste this into your profile

Now it's time for 100 random and prying question into my personal life:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? It's complicated

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Mmn...Hating takes too much effort

3) How many houses have you lived in? 4, all of which had a roof, a foundation, walls, ceilings, windows, and various other house parts

4) Favourite candy bar? The good kind

5) Favourite shoes? My knee high all black converse

6) Have you ever tripped someone? I trip myself, but yeah~ I have

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? ...Maybe.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? No, but I laughed when my mom did

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Always on my mind? Myself.

12) Favourite genre of music? I like all kinds of music...although I'm more partial to some than others

13) What is your zodiac sign? Scorpio

14) What time were you born? 11:18 pm

15) Do you like beer? I will.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? I'll get to that in a second, but first, Is your refrigerator running?

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? The most embarrassing one?...I think I still own that Hilary Duff CD...from ages ago.

18) Are you sarcastic? If I say 'yes', it would be a very straightforward and non sarcastic answer, now wouldn't it? So I'm taking this as a trick question and saying 'possibly'.

19) What are your favourite colours? Blue, black...almost all colours.

20) How many watches do you own? Several broken ones, time stopped

21) Summer or winter? Winter

23) Favourite colour to wear? Anything that I don't have to iron.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Coca Cola

25) What colour is your mobile phone? Blackish blue

26) Where is your second home? In the middle of my second street

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? ...Yes

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Two

30) How many video games do you own? I don't own any

31) What was your first pet? A cat, he bit me

32) Ever had braces? Perfect teeth~

33) Do looks matter? Nope.

34) Do you use chapstick? Never needed to use it.

35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school. Mr.whatshisface, Ms.iforgotyourname and Mr.whoareyou

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither

37) Are you too forgiving? I'm too lazy to carry a grudge.

38) How many children do you want? Three...breakfast, lunch and Dinner

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Not any longer

40) Favourite breakfast meal? I don't eat breakfast

41) Do you own a gun? No, but I want to.

42) Ever thought you were in love? Thats another story for a time which will never come up

43) When was the last time you cried? When I watched Canada die in place of America in an amv

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Nothing of great importance

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? La Panera

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Only when I want to be a smartass.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? I live in America, I haven't even seen a castle in real life

48) Nicknames? Prussia, Brat, Gil, Lena

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? If I did, I forgot her now.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Does KFC count?

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Not...really?

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? My cousin calls me that when I'm sad

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Nope.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Sorta

57) Do you dye your hair? I bleach it...which is like dying it..but worse.

58) Does anyone like you? A lot of people do...I don't see what they see.

59) What year were you born? 1993

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Murdering small animals and leaving them on the doorstep of the girl who took the red chair in my kindergarten class

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Ain't no lie, Baby, No. No No No Nonono

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds, the world will not decline my BigMac now

63) Do you like yourself? Why wouldn't I? I'm fucking awesome incarnate.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mom

65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex? Eyes, they have to look nice in a jar on my desk, or we're going to have some problems

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No. I dislike it because I keep tripping over the shit in my room.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No

68) Do you own a webcam? It's built into my computer

69) Have you ever stripped? STRIP POKER!!

70) Ever broke a bone? No

72) Do you chat on AIM often? I don't have AIM

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yes.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? They both scare me

77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? I did...she was nice

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No.

80) Do you own a car? NO! AND THE WARANTY ON MY CAR IS NOT EXPIRED.

81) Can you cook? Yes. But I'm too lazy so I let my mom cook for me.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Card games

2. My own two feet

3. People

83) Do you text message often? I do actually

84) Money or love? Money

85) Do you have any scars? I have a lot actually...more now since the last time I did this.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To be anywhere else but here.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? I do~

88) Relationships or one night stands? Depends on what I want at the time.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Black Jack

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? BIGMAC.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Naw

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Several

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Rodday.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? A Bitch

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? I don't remember

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Eddie Izzard

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? I doth protest I love no one and that thou shalt not love me

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Rodday

100) Who was the last person that called you? No one calls me anymore.