![]() For any stories I read I will always leave a review for every chapter. Some may be long others may be short, but you will receive a review. Name: Saki Age: below 100 above 10 DOB: sometime between January 1 and December 31 in a year before the 2000's Likes: Many things like sweets Dislikes: Many things like the cold Music: Anything that I think sounds good. Stories- None so far. Quotes- "I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash." -unknown "Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired." -unknown "Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation." -unknown "Your ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like kidnappers asking to 'keep in touch' after letting you go." -unknown "I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off." -unknown "I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it." -unknown "Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up." -unknown "Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't." -unknown "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success." -Robert Purvis "Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge." -unknown |
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