Edit--December 3rd:

I was writing for NaNoWriMo...then I took an arrow in the knee.

Wizards never infringe upon the affairs of common men. It's just that common men sometimes get entangled in the affairs of wizards.

-Earth Warden Binnesman, The Runelords

About me:

Current Habitat: U.S.A.

Personality: "You know, you're rather gruff and prickly," says closest friend. "Ahem," says I. "I take offense to being put side by side with a cactus."

Favorite Color: Green

Age: old enough to drive, too young to drink

Stuff I Do: write( obviously), draw a ton...

Habits, etc: reading, and hiding my (undoubtedly unhealthy) obsession with the Internet and several anime from most of my friends. Writing just so happens to be my life when I'm not being lazy or surfing the net. Beyond that, I usually hover about the web (being creepy), never truly getting an account anywhere because I'm too lazy. Or maybe I just dislike having to do silly profile descriptions like this...

Concriter: Anyone I review deserves my best, and I give it to them, however harshly that may be. Which, to be honest, is not that harsh. Oh, who am I kidding, I'm a softie, albeit a blunt softie.

The Procrastinator's Creed:

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.