Greetings and welcome to the weird realm that is fanfic written by me, Lorraine!

My friends call me Lollie...or the Lolster. I stand at the fun-sized height of 5'2". I plan to one day travel, to see and experience all the culture and art the world has to offer. I also want to live in New York some day. Right now, however, I live in a tiny little village in the west of Ireland where it rains 360 days a year. In this village sheep and cows alike have been known to roam the roads almost as often as actual motor vehicles.

I am just going to go ahead and apologize right now for two things:

1) I suck at updating. It's true. My muse is a bitch but mostly the problem has more to do with the amount of work I have to do. I'm in my last year of school and in Ireland that means exams. Lots and lots of exams... The real question is what the hell possessed me to start writing fanfic during what is quite possibly the most stressful and important year of my life?

2)My fanfic in general. After my Mocks my English teacher kindly wrote in his most sarcastic font that I was never, ever to write another fictional story long or short ever again. There was much underlining of the key words 'never' and 'ever'. Suffice it to say, I found this quite alarming as I'd been putting stories up here for about five months at that stage.

My theory is, if you hate my fanfic you will let me know. I am always open to constructive criticism. In fact I welcome it with open arms! Your reviews are like little e-mailed parcels of joy. No really, I get a nice review and it puts a smile on my face for the rest of the day!

So far, my fanfics have all revolved around Glee (the show that is single handedly ruining my life with it's total absence of continuity, Season One Rachel and comedy) and Puckleberry. Although, fair warning, all my fics so far are as AU as they get.

Other shows/ movies/ books I may write about once I finally have enough time to breath without someone asking me how to conjugate french verbs and simultaneously discuss Hamlet's "antic disposition" are:

The Hunger Games - Everlark... I am fairly confident the books left me emotionally crippled for life.

Hart of Dixie - Zade... because they instantaneously reminded me of Puckleberry and Wade is totally swoon-worthy.

Gossip Girl - I'm an ex Chair fan with a new found yet cautious love for Dair... I just want Blair to be happy.

The Vampire Diaries - Delena...because Rose was totally right, Stefan doesn't challenge Elena at all (and okay, Damon is a hot bad boy, I may have a type...so sue me!)

I am a helpless TV addict and I have a tendency to get waaay to emotionally invested in fictional characters lives. So the list of shows and books with characters I'd love to write about is endless. However, if there is anything in particular that you would like to read just PM me and I will go out of my way to write something for you. With a muse like mine prompts are a girls best friend!

Anyways, my lovely readers, you're kind of awesome for reading the rubbish I put up here. Thank you for your reviews they really do mean the world to me and I try to reply to every one I get. My tumblr url is gold-stars-and-guitars. If you ever want to talk to anyone or mull over the last torturous episode of Glee you are all more than welcome to chat with me there. Although, you have been warned, I am a total tumblr newbie and probably won't have time to become an even vaguely interesting tumblr person until after June. When I will finally be free from the hellish shackles of school FOREVER!!!

"You can have a very intense relationship with fictional characters because they are in your own head." -J.K Rowling