If you're reading this, then you must be either helplessly insane or replying to my wishes that you read my work. If the latter is true, which it sparsly is, then thank you. It is you who will be receiving the byproducts of years of accumulated rants and raves. Also note; the work you are about to view, or have viewed in the past, are the children of many sleepless nights. When you read this, imagine a man clanking away at his keyboard at midnight who doesn't smoke but is mysteriously smoking. Imagine sweat dripping down this man's face while his eyballs lay halfway out of their sockets. Then imagine me, who is entirely different.