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Manacled by SenLinYu reviews
Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret locked away in her mind. She is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve, to be bred and monitored until it can be accessed. Angst with a happy ending. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 77 - Words: 384,038 - Reviews: 4812 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 4/27/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort, Astoria G. - Complete
The Catching of the Proverbial Snitch by LightofEvolution reviews
Hermione and Draco meet. There's the Qudditch World Cup and some back and forth. But does anyone catch the proverbial Snitch in the end? Dramione, EWE. This story is a gift for and prompted by sleepygrimm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,239 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
School's Not Out for Summer by LightofEvolution reviews
Professor Hermione Granger has to stay at Hogwarts all summer to teach. At first, she's not very happy about that, but then she and her colleague grow closer. Should one mention her colleague is Draco Malfoy? Probably..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,289 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/4/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Turning Tides by In Dreams reviews
Desperate for a change of pace following the end of the war, Hermione leaves London for a distant seaside town. There she stumbles upon Draco Malfoy, alone and seeking a fresh start. Written for Strictly Dramione's Summer Lovin' Fest 2018.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,083 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 9/17/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Win a Date with Bellamy Blake by BittyAB18 reviews
Clarke Griffin's best friend enters her in a contest to win a date with Bellamy Blake, famous actor/Hollywood heartthrob/bad boy. Except, Clarke already knows Bellamy, and she's not a fan of him or his movies. Because her life sucks, she wins, and now she's reintroduced to the guy she loved to hate in high school. Bellarke. Linctavia. Wells/OC. Rated M for adult content.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,774 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 1/14/2015 - [Clarke G., Bellamy B.] OC, Octavia B.
Love and Other Misfortunes by SenLinYu reviews
Following the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger has devoted her career to the rights of magical beings and works reluctantly with the sardonic ministry lobbyist, Draco Malfoy. But there is ancient magic at work in the aftermath of the War and its consequence will be severe if Hermione fails to look up from her legislation and notice it. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,603 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 2/11/2018 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Jealousy by rainsrabble reviews
"If I've harmed her?" He seethed, snaking into Harry's space, his voice dropping to a menacing hiss. "She comes to me crying and you have the nerve to question how I've treated her?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,392 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 4,590 - Follows: 4,041 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Thing With Feathers by luckei1 reviews
A story in which there is a Marriage Law, Hermione is convicted of sedition, and the Quibbler saves the day. Dramione. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,538 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Matched by longdistance reviews
The wizarding community has not quite bounced back in terms of numbers since the end of the war. Desperate times call for desperate measures and a Marriage Law is enacted by the Ministry. Hermione isn't even dating anyone, let alone ready to be someone's wife. Draco has a secret that he'd rather not share. Odd couples are made and they have a year to figure it all out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,843 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 3,142 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 12/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Rebuilding by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 300 - Words: 263,336 - Reviews: 37837 - Favs: 6,391 - Follows: 4,200 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by writerspassion18 reviews
Marriage proposal accepted? Check. Marriage license applied for? Check. Divorce from your first husband filed? Not exactly...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Crashing by AlmostLoved reviews
Clarke Griffins life is about to be turned upside-down. Bellamy Blake was back. Octavia is happy, Clarke is mad and Bellamy is oblivious. AU. (College Fic) Please review! I don't own anything.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,119 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Clarke G., Octavia B., Bellamy B., Lincoln
The Muddy Princess by Colubrina reviews
Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,710 - Reviews: 3792 - Favs: 6,927 - Follows: 3,504 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
Relationship Status: Pending by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet, to hooking up in a public loo, to ruining her best friend's wedding - she's done it all. (UNDERGOING REVISION 05/08/2015)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,935 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
The Diary We Carry by Colubrina reviews
If memory is the diary we carry about with us, what happens if we misplace it? Hermione Granger wakes up in a hospital with almost no recollection of who she is or either of the two men claiming to be her fiancé. "What's the last thing you remember?" The Healer pressed on through his little quiz and now things were really bad. "I… nothing," she said finally. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,347 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Golden Girl Weasley by doctoral reviews
Rose Weasley accepts the fact that things don't normally go as planned, but Merlin, she was not expecting for things to stray this far from her plans for her last year at Hogwarts. Heartbreak, lust, and slutty vengeance are just a few of the things waiting for Hogwarts' Golden Girl Weasley during her last term at the school. (Scorpius x Rose)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,437 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W., Hugo W. - Complete
nothing's as sweet as my name on your lips by particularly good finder reviews
'The woman frowned. "Are you okay? 'Cause you look like you might cry." Bellamy sighed. "No, I'm fine, I just…really wanted…that scone."' Or, the one in which Clarke keeps embarrassing herself on the phone with the sexy-voiced IT guy, and Bellamy throws a hissy fit over a scone.
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/29/2015 - [Clarke G., Bellamy B.] - Complete
Thanks A Lot Dad by GazingUpAtTheMoon reviews
Just as Bellamy wants to move to the next step with Clarke, Kane drops a very unwelcome surprise. (Bellarke, Kane/Abby)
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Complete
not very pretty, but we sure know how to run things by particularly good finder reviews
"Now she was RA to a bunch of ungrateful, ill mannered, asshole freshmen who disregarded everything she said, her best friend from home who had betrayed her trust was suddenly living down the hall, and she had to interact with Bellamy Blake on a daily basis. It was all just too much." Or, the one in which Clarke and Bellamy are RAs, and just barely in control.
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Bellamy B., Clarke G.]
all the ark's a stage by particularly good finder reviews
Clarke and Bellamy pretend to date as they plan their siege of Mount Weather. However, when Abby thinks Bellamy is cheating on her daughter, they realize they can use the ensuing drama to their advantage.
100 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 191 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Clarke G., Bellamy B.] - Complete
Vibrations by Craft Rose reviews
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Deadline by Lena Phoria reviews
It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 329,548 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Out of Hand by relativelypositive reviews
She was only trying to shock Ron. She didn't mean for it to go any further. Instead, she made a faux pas that turned Hogwarts upside down. 6th Year AU. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 69,533 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
talk nerdy to me by jaegermighty reviews
"I would've gone to bat for you," Bellamy says, "if it'd gone the other way." (bellamy's a professor. clarke digs it. nerdy sex verse.)
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,034 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/21/2014 - [Clarke G., Bellamy B.] Octavia B., Raven R.
Of T-Shirts and Stitches by apologiesforthebadfic reviews
It's late, Clarke's covered in blood, and Bellamy's taking off his shirt. Or, Clarke sleeps in Bellamy's shirt and everyone notices. Bellarke, fluff, oneshot.
100 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 141 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Bellamy B., Clarke G.] Jasper, Octavia B. - Complete
The Artist by waterflower20 reviews
Hermione gets an unexpected present for her 30th birthday. Draco Malfoy, Wizarding Europe's most celebrated artist, is hired to paint her portrait. EWE, set more than a decade after the war and is obviously AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,523 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Narcissa M., Molly W. - Complete
When Roses Bloom Again by bookworm1993 reviews
In a race for the History books, Hermione Granger runs for Minister, her mind only focused on her tasks ahead, as such. Yet the sweetest letters begin arrive, from a little girl whose Daddy calls her Ro and tells Ro stories of her, Hermione Granger of all people. These stories compel Ro to ask Minister Granger for one wish, a wish that changes the course of Hermione Granger's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Laws and Love by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
With the repeal of the Marriage Law, Draco and Hermione reexamine their life together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,628 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Bet's A Bet by jsarahs reviews
"Zabini, I swear to Merlin, if you say it, I will literally rip—" "-Hermione. Jean. Granger." Blaise enunciated, punctuating every word with a poke to Draco's chest. "That's right, Draco Malfoy. I bet you won't be able to get Goody-two-shoes Granger to fall in love with you by the end of this school year. Take that in your pumpkin juice and suck on it."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,534 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Weasley's Witch Wooing by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
It's Christmas time, and Hermione's coping with a painful break-up. Fred's had his eyes on Hermione for quite some time, and now that she's single, he uses his Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes to Weasley Witch Woo her. Will he be successful in his endeavors?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,516 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6090 - Favs: 14,407 - Follows: 5,038 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Discovery by Hesaluti reviews
At first Hermione's problem is if she can act as Draco Malfoy's lawyer without personal feelings affecting her professionalism? When their lives are put under threat, she and Draco have to go into hiding and they start a journey of discovery. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,946 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Exactly the Oval Office by rainsrabble reviews
Hermione's competitive nature gets her into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 137 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 3,587 - Follows: 598 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Side to Side by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. Seated together at the Ministry's annual Christmas Ball, Draco and Hermione might get bored enough to discuss certain events in their shared past. Or maybe they'll just get drunk. -written for dramione advent on LJ, happy holidays!-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Whose Side Are You On, Anyway? by SevenGee reviews
When infamous couple of the moment Draco and Hermione suddenly break things off, the students of Hogwarts are in an uproar, unabashedly taking sides left, right and centre. Whose side are you on, anyway? DMxHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Bottle of Luck by twin-v reviews
A little liquid luck goes a long way for Draco when he receives a bottle of Felix Felicis for his birthday. Why does he seem to run into Hermione Granger every time he takes a sip?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6823 - Favs: 6,270 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Impersonate by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
The Gryffindor's Have Had Enough of The Slytherin's. NOW IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO GET A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,651 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4161 - Favs: 11,316 - Follows: 2,718 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by Hanako A reviews
Draco Malfoy is bound and determined to make it inside his girlfriend's private room, no matter what sort of obstacles are in his way. Too bad he forgot about her cat. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
New Outlook reviews
With Hermione's new goal to remain mellow after the war during her final year at Hogwarts, will a certain Slytherin cause her blood to boil? Or will she surprise everyone at Hogwarts with her actions and intentions, regarding more than just the aforementioned Slytherin. DH/HG HG/TN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N.