Hi, we're Poison and Wine. We write shit.

Enjoy.

... Now, down to business. I’m Poison, the short one is Wine.

HEY! I’m not short!

Are you taller than 5’6”?

….. No.

You’re short. Deal with it.

*glares* You’re... You’re! Uh... Tall?

…...Nice comeback.

Thank you. *rolls eyes* Can we please explain ourselves to these frightened readers?

They’re frightened? Exxxxxxxxxxxxcellent.

*facepalm* Right... Well... I’m Wine, again, and we’re here to bring you some awesome stories about characters you’ve never heard of.

Stuff related to an rp site called Rewritten City on Proboards.

Mostly just fluff filled/angst filled oneshots and drabbles pertaining to our characters Sebastian (that’s mine) and James (that’s Poison’s), as well as our characters Erik (mine) and Jane (Poison’s).

Basically, all of these characters are a modern form of a classic literature figure. Sebastian is the Time Traveler from The Time Machine, James is Professor Moriarty from Sherlock Holmes, Erik is The Phantom of the Opera, and Jane is Jane Eyre as written by Charlotte Bronte.

If you’d like to read their applications (to get a feel of their characters), here they are, conveniently linked for you. Because we all know how lazy you all are to search for yourself. -.- *sarcasm*

Sebastian:
James:
Erik:
Jane:

So yeah... Basically, just read our fics. Even though they’re fantastically craptastic. But we know you guys eat that shit up. 8D

Loves!

Poison and Wine