Hello, I am BatmanRules101.

My friends call me Moodles. You may know that nickname from some of Ryeflight's stories, as I know her in real life. She is very annoying and talks too much.

I won't tell where I live, but she lives about 5 minutes from me.

I love Young Justice, Justice League, Avatar The Last Airbender, Avatar Legened Of Korra, Batman (as you can tell from my name), Dave Barry, Mel Brooks movies, Percy Jackson, Star Wars, Miraculous Ladybug, Keeper of the Lost Cities, The Kane Chronicles, and Animorphs, among other things.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

sorry I had to

just in case

Now I will Post Funny Things

Because I Can

My Brain:

2% Phone Numbers

3% Names

5% School Stuff

90% Fangirl- related Things

Normal People: I'm gonna name my kids after my parents and friends.

Me: I'm gonna name all my kids after my favorite fictional characters.

People:

Me:

People:

Me: I'm not gonna have enough kids

That feeling when your favorite character is really hot but is also half of your OTP and your torn between "Marry me" and "no wait marry them"

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I didn't choose the fandom life. The fandom life crawled from the depths of hell, grabbed me in a chokehold, and dragged me into the flames. But hey, it's actually kinda fun down here...

There's a fine line between sanity and insanity. I believe I crossed it several hundred miles back.

Keep smiling –– it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

When there's an awkward silence... "FOR NARNIA!"

I'll try being nicer when you try being smarter.

Ah... Medieval Times. When boys opened doors for girls instead of trampling them on their way out. Those were the good old days.

When life gives you lemons, sell them for less than the grocery store and make a profit.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'm not cynical. Everything just sucks.

Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest to sit down and shut up.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

You have the right to remain silent, so please just shut up.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

I find inspiration in cooking, my family, and my dog.
I find inspiration in cooking my family and my dog.
COMMAS SAVE LIVES.

If you hate someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away from them AND you have their shoes!

I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into things.

Whoever says nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

I'm the kind of girl who can watch a horror movie without getting scared, but jumps and screams when the toast pops out of the toaster.

I'm not easily distracted, I just OH LOOK! A SQUIRREL!

Let's eat, Gramma!
Let's eat Gramma!
PUNCTUATION SAVES LIVES.

Dear Yahoo,
I have never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo it!"Just saying...
Sincerely, Google

It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.

WARNING: Do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.

Cleaning my room:
1% cleaning
30% complaining
69% playing with stuff I just found

The evening news is where they tell you "Good evening", and then proceed to list countless reasons why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

What happens when you're scared half to death twice?

Dear Math,

Please stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back, and don't ask Y either...

Dear Math,
I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Dear Students,
I know when you're texting in class. Seriously, no one in their right mind just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
Sincerely, Your Teacher

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Dear The Optimist, The Pessimist, and The Realist,
While you idiots were arguing whether the glass was half full, half empty, or half of both air and water hence always full, I drank the glass.
Sincerely, The Opportunist

DRINK COFFEE! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

Don't follow me. I'm lost too.

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone.

Did you know sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity?

Don't mess with me. I've got a stick.

Raisin cookies are the reason why I have trust issues.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

What is this normal you speak of? Is it contagious? Stay away! I might catch your normal!

Smile, because I have no idea what is going on!

One way to figure out how things work –– push all the buttons!

Without ME, it's just AWESO.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I hate rhyming.
Zebra.

If you say "gullible" really slow, it sounds like "oranges"!

Come to the nerd side. We have pi!

On a scale of 1 to 10, what's your favorite color in the alphabet?

There is a fine line between numerator and denominator.

The following statement is true.
The previous statement is false.

The cactus wants a hug.

I see regular people!

There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count, and ones that can't.

Silence is golden and duct tape is silver. You choose.

If you can't fix it with duct tape, you clearly haven't used enough.

There is no "I" in "team" but if you switch around a couple letters, there is definitely a "ME"...

An idiot is a window washer who steps back to admire the wonderful cleaning job he did on the 44th floor.

The person who smiles when things go wrong is thinking of a list of people to blame it on.

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Why be difficult when, with just a little effort, you can be impossible?

Just when I thought that you said the stupidest thing ever, you kept talking.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

All people have the right to stupidity; some just abuse that privilege.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

Some see the glass as half full, some see it as half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my milkshake.

I have two rules:

One, that I am never wrong;

And two, if I am wrong, refer to rule one...

When giving lethal injections, the doctors first sterilize the needles. I have one question that I would love to ask –– "WHY?"

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

MOO... I'm a fish

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Practice makes perfect, but since nobody's perfect, why practice?

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile, and absolutely none at all to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile, but only 4 to reach out and smack someone.

Slinky plus escalator equals endless fun

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never tried eating a liquid.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to fly a helicopter upside down.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never tried nailing Jell-O to a tree.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never tried lining up a group of people alphabetically according to height.

Procrastinators: the leaders of tomorrow.

Advice is not my forte. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationery.

At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Deep, huh?

Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades.

Don't attempt a staring contest with a brick wall. They cheat a lot.

Come to the Dark Side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the Light Side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the Light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream.

9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

I didn't trip. I was just doing a random gravity test.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

I didn't fight my way to the top of a food chain to be a vegetarian.

I would be a vegetarian, but CHEEZEBURGURS! AND BACON!

Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion! What a bunch of idiots. I downloaded it for free.

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

War does not determine who is right... only who is left.

Relax. Nothing is okay.

You have the right to remain silent. I have the right to ignore whatever you say. Either way, it works in my favor.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

I was going to take over the world, but then I saw a shiny thing.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

The doctor says that we have multiple personalities.

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?